Mark Forbes Harley @HellaMarkHarley Twitter profile

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

@RoeeRuttenberg @Acosta I’m fully vaccinated but I’m gonna get the vaccine everyday until the entire world is vaccinated because if people stop seeing people getting vaccinated they’ll forget that they should get vaccinated and less people will get vaccinated and eventually forget what a vaccination is

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@LoganPaul No you’re not, because roasting yourself requires three things you don’t possess: self-awareness, humility, and most importantly (and most lacking in your case) a basic ability to *write jokes.*

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6 years

@meganamram

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7 years

Who else is fuckin with this new @50cent joint?!? Goin hard!!! #50centralbet #stillthinkimnothin

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2 years

Haters Will Say I’m not a man of devout faith smh

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7 years

#MANTRACKER is another actually good idea! I know ten girls off the top of my head that would buy that #50centralbet

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7 years

@rkylesmith No one will be able to answer the trivia question “who is Kyle Smith?” Right now

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@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@realDonaldTrump Thanks Obama!

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@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@TheMichaelFight @meganamram It’s that young Brad Pitt magic driving technique

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2 years

@GrahamDuffy119 You realize Brendan is a documented pathological liar right

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@PhilanthropyGal I just DMd you a series of videos of her physically attacking me over the years. In this video she had taken my keys and locked me out of my apartment

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@SethAbramson @theintercept Glenn Greenwald is one of the most intellectually dishonest people still revered as a serious journalist by the left.

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@HellaMarkHarley

1 year

Dillon Danis is a fucking embarrassment

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@morningmika You’re misrepresenting facts to make this about yourself.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

This rude customer service rep bit is too close to home. I remember racking up a thousand dollar cell bill when I first got a phone and thinking i could talk my way out of it #50centralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

That’s how you gotta rob a bank thee days or you get busted by the regular police AND the P.C. police #50CentralBET #PoliticalCorrectness

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“What student y’all stole this from?” @JustinHires #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

Haters Will Say Episode 16 is live!

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

1 year

@EarlBones_ Once I win this labor board lawsuit against him I’ll post the entire timeline of what a gigantic piece of shit he is with all the receipt start to finish

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@morningmoneyben I read through hundreds of those responses. Saw lots of people DISAGREE with you but not one person “go crazy” on you. So you’re 1) gaslighting 2) playing the victim 3) condescending by portraying the responses as overly emotional 4) bizarrely hyping your own accomplishments. LOL

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@bucngators @kylegriffin1 He couldn’t even make grammatical sense when imitating a one sentence template. Big Yikes.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

@arielhelwani You tried to insult me on your show, but I can’t DM you? Weird.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

1 year

LOL @LukeRockhold quit like a little fan boy bitch ;)

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@maggieNYT @PressSec You’re spending a lot of time defending your accusation that her jokes were about Sarah’s appearance, but haven’t provided any quotes of the jokes you’re referring to. Wouldn’t that be the easiest way to prove your point?

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

Haters Will Say my relationship with protein pancakes isn’t totally consensual smh. Episode 8 is out now! Link in bio

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“You classy and ratchet at the same time... you CLATCHET!” @RPmichaels was our warm up comic for the whole week and he was hilarious all day every day!!! #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@realDonaldTrump Thanks Obama!

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

I say this unironically: Adam Sandler’s “100% Fresh” was one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched on Netflix. #adamsandler

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3 years

@peeweeherman I wasn’t even trying tbqh 😤

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@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

THESE LITTLE GIRLTROOPS ARE COLDBLOODED GANGSTAS!!! #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@Haikukitteh @cnsdrt_iliterat @internetbudjake That’s not what he said at all though 🤔

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“And.... that GIOD SHIT” #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Was that fall real or staged?!?! #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

HE KNOWS MY NAME! @ohsnapjbsmoove #50centralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@BigSexyMcCorkle @BrendanSchaub He got 30 half reps (bouncing no lockout) once at Zoo where the plates are mostly 41 lbs so it was probably about 210ish. On no planet has he ever benched an actual 225 lbs x 30 with reps that would count at a combine, let alone 40 legit reps

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@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@TheNotoriousMMA He predicts deez tings

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

Episode 1 of my new podcast “Haters Will Say” is out now!

Haters Will Say Hella Mark Harley's New Podcast Sucks

Buffest man on Instagram, actor and now podcaster Mark Harley sits down to roast a poor soul on Hater of the Week, he also breaks down if Shapel Lacey is on ...

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

Episode 2 of my podcast “Haters Will Say” is out now!

Haters Will Say I'm Not a Professor in Bro Science

I hope you have your notebook handy because the Buffest man on Instagram, actor turned podcaster Mark Harley, gives his haters a lesson on training in the se...

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

8 months

@BigSexyMcCorkle @ninamdrama @BrendanSchaub @SStricklandMMA Can confirm

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

The Asians came from behind to steal the gold in the second annual struggle games! #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

How stupid do you have to be in order to believe that destroying products you *already paid for* exerts any sort of financial leverage on the company you’re attempting to protest. These idiots understand boycotts as well as they understand patriotism #NikeBoycott #ColinKapernick

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Another episode of #50centralBET coming up next!!! Trust me you don’t wanna miss this shit!!!

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

That D-Posit sketch had me cracking up #50centralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Who’s tuning in to #FaceValueBET with special guest @slinkjohnson right now? #teamslink

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@BCampbell @MuhamerNuhi @morningkombat @lthomasnews Some would say the diciest

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Congrats on the @STARZ deal boss! @50cent #starz #50cent #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

8 months

@ninamdrama @BrendanSchaub @SStricklandMMA iTs aLL oRcHeSTraTeD

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@CrooklynMMA Glad you enjoyed it. It’s truly his MO: Use the most dismissive/insulting available stereotypes to devalue and humiliate literally everyone around him under the guise of joking to deny culpability. All comedians bend the truth, none do it like Brendan (solely for grandiosity)

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

1 year

@BillBatts2 After 12 shots of espresso 3 Addies 5 shots of tiger thiccc 27 mg of nicotine and enough kratom to put a horse into a coma? I’ll bet on Danis

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@MarioTory dude you’re right I drove on a suspended license for two years I DEFINITELY shoulda earned my shit back... killing this standup spot #50centralbet

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@larryelder @VP @KamalaHarris Not effective at all, her answer was clear: she trusts scientists, not Trump

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“Y’all better come up with a new punishment for lesbians!” LOL @cwayans on ladies prison #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

Just posted a photo @ Calabasas, California

Mark Harley (@hellamarkharley) • Instagram photo

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7 years

That dog almost bit his face off! #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

New sketch dropping soon with @topropezeus & @magic_maull can you guess what it’s about? 🤔✊🏾 @…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

FUCK YEAH! Democrat Doug Jones wins the senate race in deep red Alabama #DougJonesForSenate #senate

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

America’s next household name #watchjazzy #youngflourish #hellamarkharley #markforbesharley …

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Do you wanna see me do standup or wut free beer and wine with ticket = most ridonkulous deal in…

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@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@ask_aubry

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@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

Episode 7 of Haters Will Say is live!

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@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@speedofawarrior @CrooklynMMA You have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

Just posted a photo @ Scopa Italian Roots

Mark Harley (@hellamarkharley) • Instagram photos and videos

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Ladies I learned all your little posing tricks now I’m gonna steal your man #hellamarkharley …

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@todddoram You’re gonna regret the day you tweeted this Doram... and for the record my squats are deeper than the chasm between my parents highest hopes for how I’d use the top tier liberal arts college education they financed and my current level of employment

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Missed this weeks 50centralbet episode and having a chill Friday?? It airs again on bet TONIGHT…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@TheMMAholes Lol

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

Fuck yeah!

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6 years

For a fight like that Donald, I’ll fight you. Congratulations.

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Mark Forbes Harley

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6 years

@TheGreat155 @Cowboycerrone #humbled

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@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@meganamram This is so random I live about 200 feet from that

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Me & My Mommy (Evelyn) #hellamarkharley #christmas #moms #Evelyn #50centralbet

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7 years

LOOK no. 1 #legolas #lordoftherings #thelastsamurai #50centralbet #BET #50cent #setlife …

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

I ain’t no snitch!!! Wait... Did they just try hoe out their own mom?!? #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@VicBergerIV @benshapiro Ben you just got fucking owned

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

@SilverBackTack @BrendanSchaub Appreciate you my man 🤘

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

Just posted a photo @ The Friendly Skies

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7 years

This isn’t a still from a sketch we actually robbed a bank with @50cent ... tune in tonight at…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@CrooklynMMA Awww that makes me happy to hear :)

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

JUST A LIL PREVIEW OF WHATS TO COME LATER ON THIS SEASON on 50centralbet ... thanks tyturner for…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

Backstreet Boys’ new single is my fave song of 2018 fight me

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@Benjago88881 @CrooklynMMA I’m not aware of any real friends he has. He has no normal relationships in my opinion. Seriously. He pushes everyone away with controlling/deceitful/manipulative/obnoxious behavior over time so it’s just a matter of whether it’s still worth it financially to associate w him

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

THE JERKBOX THO!!! This is actually a good idea who’s with me? “My concern is people seeing you go in...” LOL @KiyaRoberts you really look the part #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

@KiyaRoberts said some of these ladies were ready to THROW DOWN after that inappropriate product testing #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

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2 years

@CrooklynMMA LOL even Shane was in on it huh? 😂

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Am I the only one who types in “autobiography of” in google and the first suggestion is “Gucci Mane”? Either way bout to cop that shit 💯💯💯

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Mark Forbes Harley

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6 years

My first headshot was 6 years ago at 28 and no one explained to me that the suit and hair of a…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

2 years

@Glassmanbopper @CooneyOrDie @geloldo The conversation was about narcissistic personality disorder. Keep up dummy

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

@realDonaldTrump Psyche!

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

What do you think... accurate or nah? 😆 #Repost iamking.wesley ・・・ @50cent 🤔🤨😆😆😆😆 #50CentralBet

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“I’ve already been RANDOMLY searched TWICE” #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

YO! Tomorrow at 7pm EST, 6pm Central, and 4 pst: SO...I was supposed to call in for a live radio…

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

“You can’t be unattractive AND crazy!” 💯💯💯 @cwayans #50CentralBET

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

@literally5ft3 @arielhelwani Yeah because he’s my bitch now

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@tedcruz @mcuban This from a man who endorsed Trump after he basically called your wife an ugly bitch

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

5 years

@busywriting @CANCEL_SAM

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@charliekirk11 Yes, because Trump is far more dangerous and much less stable

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

3 years

@mb138_ @arielhelwani Except you!

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

4 years

@Mixon510 @unleashthetea @RudyGiuliani He’s an emotionally volatile narcissistic sociopath with nuclear codes. Yes, humans who have a grasp on reality fear him.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

6 years

The manner in which conservatives react to liberals taking offense at their free expression in contrast with how they feel entitled to react when they feel offended by liberals’ free expression is perhaps the single greatest irony in politics today.

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Mark Forbes Harley

@HellaMarkHarley

7 years

Literally fatter than Kimjongun #RoastTrumpIn4Words

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