Callum/🦊/Calzum @HeirCalzum Twitter profile

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@HeirCalzum

2 years

Most Americans don’t realize how big Hyrule Temple is

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I love Slippi

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2 years

Going big Tesco anybody want anything

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Hear me out A Slippi waiting room so you can spam tech skill while you wait 😳😳

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@TSM_Leffen "nothing he says has any impact outside of the smash scene" proceeds to post on a thread about you in R/Tekken lmao

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quite possibly the coldest tweet on the platform before realising it's Mario strikers beef

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@CONEY @grunchy_hands This offer will stand as long as you like - you can prep as long as you need to, we can play this next week on netplay or 2 years from now IRL at a major. Because there is quite literally a 0% chance you will beat me in a set.

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@SlimyQuagsire @NintendoAmerica @NintendoVS Wow splatoon community is based af 🤝

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@MUFCTrafford99 @FootyAccums May as well delete it lad

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@coneyzz

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6 years

people usually promote their shitty tweets here but i'm just asking if any of you nerds have any Blacephalon GX's for sale :^)

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@stepheniscowboy you should check Leicestershire for some right places, state of these

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#savesmash

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@Pu55yman_Dan Dan I’ve got the squirts lad don’t think I can do the 1 toilet break rule

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7 months

Bro looking like he’s locked in playing the rawest fox ditto of his life

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3 years

What set is that Jesse from bro?

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2 years

Japanese companies giving Americans absolute dog shit boxarts while giving Europe works of art will never not be funny to me

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Going to my barber and asking for the qcf+2

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3 years

Anyway the real answers Bayonetta

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@Genesis_Smash @NintendoAmerica U C F Slippi

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97-Year-Old UK Peach Main Still Plays Their Peach Samus Matchup the Old Fashioned Way

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@DerpyMermaids @jaboukie

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@SavedYouAClickV Fuck sake no point if I can't play joe's diner 😔 sony played themselves

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3 years

Based

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Children are being raised to desecrate the flag.

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2 years

When you’re seeded to finish 49th but you end up placing 33rd

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8 months

He went Wet dry world in his pants

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this one kills me every time

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6 years

@G2Westballz @MVG_Mew2King You two are my favourite smash couple I'm so happy you found each other

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@ellis_platten Stolen from my goat tbf

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4 years

@TeamRegenGG Fantastic ruling about guardians tbh, Smash players can barely look after themselves let alone children

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5 years

Pjon spent 25 minutes showing Ludwig his liked videos on YouTube at the fête after party last night and Ludwig was loving every single minute of it

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8 years

It's not too late now @TSM_Leffen

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4 years

@bloody_lad @9_0Mentioned Leicesters the only team to do it away from home 2-2 onto extra time lad 😎

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@LCFC Legend 💪 enjoy your retirement 💙

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6 years

Cut my life into pieces This is wii sports resort

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2 years

every... single... time... I will never be cool

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@PeternityYT I lost here icl

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2 years

I said the same thing to my girl when I took her to my local big Tesco

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2 years

never seen an egg hold a turnip

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9 years

When wrestling fans hearts broke #AJStyles #RoyalRumble

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5 years

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Thank you Kojima, very cool

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4 years

can you change your name to SmashUltimateUK please i am begging you

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@SmashUltimateUK

4 years

A vote was conducted in the UK TO Discord this week to decide whether a code of conduct panel would be formed for the UK SSBU community. 52 out of 113 potential respondents submitted their vote. 27 (51.92%) voted in favour of creating the panel, and 25 voted against (48.08%). 1/

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@sleepywaifushop @Jamiec1233 I love how disgustingly easy it is to get a 5 star hygiene rating by cleaning properly for one month once a year when your boss predicts the inspection will be 🤢

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@654321tygrfdnm4 @ssb14_super @Genesis_Smash @NintendoAmerica Yes like a Nintendo switch pro controller (with gold smash mark)

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i love this area in melee i'd love to see it get used

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@nocontextfm1 "English roles ruined, must use Spanish instructions"

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@4f4nwi @FootyScran @dcfcofficial It’s chicken nuggets and chips , it should be that price

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@nocontextfm1 I'm pretty sure in my tier 10 save in fm 2019, tooting Bec council built a 140000 seater stadium and the tiny club was in tens billions of pounds in debt renting it off them, before the save finished I hope I saved it to the cloud so I can send screenshots

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@NorthernIion_LP He gets it

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@lborouniversity @m_flamboyant Don't need go investigate lads cancel his tuition send him home to his mam the absolute child

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@AshwinR94 @DeludedBrendan 2nd in the premier league mate, I'd say so far he's made the right choice

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@theneedledrop Melon head explain

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both are me

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@willis_united @bloody_lad @9_0Mentioned Irrelevant to the current conversation at hand but fair enough 😂

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@JafuliCharlie @ChrisLUFC1981 @eoeosba @paddynagle1 @LeedsLoco @JoshhTHFC Nah lad he meant in the championship 😩

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@fraserlikelaser The English just do it like that bro

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He is truly my EU melee GOAT

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3 years

The bar is so fucking low it's insane

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3 years

Game Freak actually put effort into making them look like they're turning in Pokemon Legends

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@ShitpostBot5000 S u p l e x C i t y

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800 man event, doubled the previous EU record ( also set by us ) biggest event outside of USA, all 800 players got to play a guaranteed 14 competitive sets We’re fucking sick

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@TASNoContext The awkward stare at the end noooooo

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@D3ADM0N5T3RC4T @TheEclipsedLock @HugS86 ok D3ADM0N5T3RC4T

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Best ladder psyics ever GOTY

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@Fizzi36 😳🥺

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@cbw_c_tt Surprised your gran can understand online banking 😭 one of mine doesn't know how to send a text still 😂

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why does Lil Chief look like a ghost of a Victorian child?

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@fals1fy @TSM_Leffen bruh twitter put a 240 character limit so i didn't have to read this amount of shit

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@RST_Veseere @TSM_Leffen no >:( you must give at least 9 paragraphs to explain your critique or else you are just simply hating >:(

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@Genesis_Smash @zhoucow Scar out here looking like a proud relative in the crowd

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2 years

Visual representation of how it feels as a European after watching a west coast US tournament

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"Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack."

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This combo video name would have gone so hard in 2009

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This video made me a cishet male again thank you mekk

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@ShitpostBot5000 Coward

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5 months

why does he sound like Ben Shaprio

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2 months

They made the thing from Mario 64 real???

なでしこぺんた

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昇竜ウツボ

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@FJak620 @NightmarePetrol

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4 years

HEIR IN THE DOC WE MADE IT LOOOOOL

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@alpharadtv Me looking at corneria

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3 years

Already completed the year and it's only the 4th 👍

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3 years

My new years resolution is to get domino's

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@ChaotixSpark @EVO @MandalayBay yeah you might as well

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@nocontextfm1 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ i can beat that

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Winners interview while rolling a cig, unmatched vibes in the UK once again

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@HeirCalzum

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WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?

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@VGBC_GimR I know it's not bair but like

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There was an 8 month Smash Bros Melee crews event to find out who is the best in Europe, England who haven't lost a match come up against an underrated Finnish team in GFs. Finland have 1 stock and England are about to send in their final pick... THEY SEND IN FUCKING ALPHA DASH