Heinz Baines @Heinzbainess Twitter profile

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

WTF SKY BRI IS LITERALLY FLYING ME TO LA ON THE 12 OF JULY THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!! Wtfffffff

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

DAY OFF- ROAD TRIP- DIP IN THE SEA #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 years

@Ivan58964874 @JaySwingler Fuck off mate I’m freezing

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

I AM FUCKING DISGUSTED.. I feel like a certain member of the team has not only let the players down but he's let the whole fanbase down. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed. I have decided that..If NYKChazza steps foot on the pitch tonight...I wont step foot on the bus #chazzaout

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@Heinzbainess

1 year

@CFC_MC17 “Fanny antagonist”

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Heinz showing Trent how to play right back 🤩🤩🤩 #pocketed #girthnturf

Botman fixed my heart

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4 months

my goat @Heinzbainess #GirthNTurf

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@Heinzbainess

1 year

Not a bad stream @angryginge13

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

🚨MATCH DAY🚨- What a great tune #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

THERES NO BLUE TICKS YOU FUCKING FRAUD... HOW DARE YOU. AFTER ALL THIS CLUB HAS GIVEN YOU AND YOU THROW IT ALL BACK IN THEIR FACE... #CHAZZAOUT #FATJARRODBOWEN #LIZARD #JUDAS #SNAKE #GirthNTurf #betrayal #figo #Traitor #manboobs #punching #Icardi

NYKchazza

@NYKchazza

3 months

Dw boys the Gaf gave me permission 👏 Just improving myself for the Girth 🤷‍♂️ #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

I’m definitely getting banned this year or put in prison

Goffeng - FUT Trader

@Goffeng_Trader

1 year

You pack this day 1 of EA FC24, wdyd? 👀 collab with @Kadoh_EU

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Karma at its finest 🤣🤣 fs #GirthNTurf @bateson87

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Honestly unbelievable, can’t wait to sit Filly and Ginge down and talk about this on my Podcast #GirthNTurf

Yung Filly

@yungfilly1

4 months

Honestly what @angryginge13 and myself are doing with @GNTFC_Official is amazing! BIG PLANS COMING

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Heinz appreciation post #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE HONOUR ❤️❤️❤️

Girth N Turf FC

@GNTFC_Official

4 months

🚨 ADMIN IS HOME 🚨 Time for some updates: Welcome @Behzinga ❗ Last night's MOTS is @Heinzbainess ❗

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

WOW....Chazza is now flexing playing for another team. The Fucking lizard. HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT OUR CLUB 🤬🤬🤬I HOPE THE GAFFER MAKES AN EXAMPLE OF HIM... THIS CANNOT STAND #CHAZZABITESCURB #MOUTHBREATHER #GIRTHNTURF #JUDAS

NYKchazza

@NYKchazza

3 months

Getting the reps in on the training ground 💪 #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

This mystery player in the beta squad match is getting their contract terminated 😭😭😭 what a game so far

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Huge thanks to @yungfilly1 for putting me and my dad in the thumbnail… what an achievement #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

“Fed up of all the #ChazzaOut rubbish. I think it’s time we got on the #HeinzOut #BeansOut train? Who’s with me”

AngryGinge Updates

@GingeUpdates

3 months

Fed up of all the #ChazzaOut rubbish. I think it’s time we got on the #HeinzOut #BeansOut train? Who’s with me? #GirthNTurf @Heinzbainess

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

🚨Mummy Heinz turned off wifi by mistake🚨stream turned off *LIVE AGAIN NOW* HEINZ MARADONA BAINES IS BACK

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 month

People aren’t ready

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Update: I’ve broken down… Fuck my Life you actually can’t write this😭

Girth N Turf FC

@GNTFC_Official

4 months

#GirthNTurf on the road 👏

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Can’t believe we bottled promotion tonight 💔💔 like to say sorry to @taysmcr as well for little bust up at the end. Think we were both really frustrated. Sexually. We will come back stronger… up the Girth 🫡🫡 #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Rumour’s are true “Heinz Baines” will be the permanent signing…. Internet is not ready #GirthNTurf

Yung Filly

@yungfilly1

3 months

Just come off the phone with @angryginge13 the singing we are gonna make tonight for @GNTFC_Official is going to break the internet. 😭🤯

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Special appreciation post for @GNTFC_Official admin 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Don’t think she gets enough love, well in Linda. We all love you ❤️ #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

5 months

“Don’t get me wrong” “If Ronaldo had done it” Meanwhile.. your reaction to Netherlands equaliser against Argentina 😭

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@fiago7

5 months

Don‘t get me wrong I don‘t have any problem with this it shows how gifted Messi is but if Ronaldo had done it the whole timeline would be full of slander calling him disrespectful and selfish 😂

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Spunky Heinz and Ginge getting warmed up for tonight’s games @GNTFC_Official #girfnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Tonight will show us who the men are in this team. Who will sink in the seamen and who will swim in the seamen… Tonight we find out. #GirthNTurf

Girth N Turf FC

@GNTFC_Official

4 months

Tonight is a BIG one❗ Girth N Turf vs. @TrentAA #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Heinz is best player in the team…. Wasted at centre half. Should be midfield or up top #GirthNTurf #heinzuptop

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

@ethans_words Your a fan of stoke that’s worse

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Why do you get angry at me Glazing and asking people to come on my podcast then. Fs #girthnturf #glazing #letmeglaze

angryginge

@angryginge13

3 months

Just thought I’d share me fan boying over @the_pieface liking my Twitter reply. lol Now he’s a close mate of mine. How life changes! #No1fan

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Broken down on road trip 💀 #GirthNTurf @GNTFC_Official

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Crazy what a little man does for 30 likes on Twitter 💀😭 UP THE GIRTH 🤩🤩🤩🤩 #girthnturf

Dcampion

@DCampion_

3 months

Errrrmmm what's happening over at @GNTFC_Official @angryginge13 ? Lost the dressing room since you let Danny Walk all over you the other night! We decline your offer of services @Heinzbainess we don't take Girth scum! #UpTheYUP

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

Erm… what’s the context with this hahahahahahaha

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Would like to apologise to Chunks and anyone I may have offended. I’ve had fans show up to my house threatening my mother “come outside you lanky milf” I’m deeply sorry for what I’ve done and I’ve grown as a person, just try and keep my family out of this. Thanks Heinz.

Girth N Turf FC

@GNTFC_Official

4 months

🚨 CLUB STATEMENT 🚨 On behalf of the club, the players and the staff, we would like to apologise for @Heinzbainess 's comments, in which we will not be repeating. Our extended apologies to @Chunkz at this time. #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

Congrats on 100k on YouTube mate proud of you @angryginge13 ❤️

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

FUCKING CALLED THIS, UP THE GIRTH 🤩🤩🤩🤩 #girthnturf

Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

WE ARE GOING UP TONIGHT #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@GNTFC_Official I AM FUMING…. I win ‘Man of the Session’ and don’t get a single post. Not even a single congratulations. WOW. No one wants to come on my podcast either. #sad #girthnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

11 days

Easiest grand I’ll ever make. £10 free bet. This all comes through. Come back later and I’ll give you a fiver 👍

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Good morning to everyone ❤️ except Abdul…. Cheeky little w*nkstain #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Balon Dor Tier List #girthnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

11 months

Mum I made it

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

YUP advertising places in their clubs teams 😭😭😭 On tournament day as well… wow. Surly transfer window isn’t open??? #GirthNTurf @MrPaddyMurphy

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

15 days

Ronaldo and Messi have completely fooled everyone into thinking that it’s possible to stay at top level every year. The likes of Mbappe who’s stinking up the euros and Haaland who are next up won’t come close to their consistency. Doubt we’ll ever see anything like it ever again

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Congratulations to one of my mates aaron on top spot #girthnturf

Girth N Turf FC

@GNTFC_Official

4 months

🚨 MAN OF THE SESSION 🚨 🥉➡🥈 ➡🥇 After 2 sessions of narrowly missing out on top spot, @AaronHunt282 fires himself to man of the session in our most voted poll yet❗ #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Would like to point out to future employers…. This is not true. Thanks, Heinz

dylan

@MudrykSuperFan

4 months

Heinz after being racist 2 games in a row #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

One of my Mods run a clip page and has made £1.5k on the account. Tiktok have disqualified him from the creativity fund and took all of his money. Left him with nothing giving no real reason to why. Can anyone help find a solution cause tiktok is hard to contact. Cheers

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 month

@angryginge13 The guys got issues

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@the_pieface Top bloke pie is, hopefully get him on my podcast one day 👏🏼

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

🚨MATCH DAY🚨 GIRTH N TURF IS BACK PROMOTION TONIGHT… #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

10 days

That is genuinely the worst decision I’ve seen hahahahaha how the fuck is that a pen 😭😭😭😭

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

WE ARE GOING UP TONIGHT #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

@miniminter Can I play… pretty please 🙏🙏🙏

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Watching the Arsenal/City game atm before Girth N Turf. If we could defend like Arsenal tonight, showing resilience, fight and togetherness…. Tell you what we will get promoted to Division 1… come back to this tweet later #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@harrypinero You’re right we don’t want you get to fuck #girthnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

Casemiro 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️This is going to be a massacre isn’t it

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

15 days

Odds on this getting over the line… I know andrich not on the pitch but surly he comes on!!!

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

9 months

Give it me and I’ll give you sky bris number 👍

Danny

@DannyAarons

9 months

Gonna give my account to someone for 2 weeks while I’m in lockedin, who wants it?

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

10 days

OHHH HORNYY Do I cash out? I’ve got a feeling he won’t win it. They’ll give it Rodri or something

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

6 months

No idea how Tom garrats mate wasn’t rock solid. Them bright blue eyes looking into your soul. Outstanding.

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

14 days

Yamal we trust

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Why the fuck did repost this. These rumours are not true what the fuck. Need to read the captions properly from now on #GirthNTurf

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@Turf_Chomas

4 months

Even tho @Heinzbainess has been seen with a young girl he is still my RB!!! Innocent until proven guilty mate we are with you❤️ #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@yungfilly1 STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM #girthnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

YUP YUP ARE FALLING APART AGAIN… Teams falling apart love to see it 🤣🤣🤣 #girthnturf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

Well done to my mate Aaron who won player of the session. Topped with a beautiful hatrick… WOW… well deserved mate ooooooffffs #GirthNTurf

Aaron Hunt

@AaronHunt282

4 months

It’s a pleasure lads 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

11 days

LAMINE YAMAL - I already knew 🌟F*CKING STARBOY🌟 I SEEN THE LIGHT SINCE DAY 1

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@taysmcr Can’t wait to see those beautiful blue eyes #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

10 months

This aged perfectly 😭😭😭😭

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

@GNTFC_Official OH WHEN THE BEANS….. OH WHEN THE BEANS…..OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN….. YOU PUT THE BEANS ON YOUR TOAST NOW….. THEN YOU PUT THEM I YOUR MOUTH

LFCMcall

@LFCmcall

4 months

@Heinzbainess #GirthNTurf

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

19 days

Ronaldo crying has actually guilt tripped me into wanting Portugal to go to through now. Fuck sake I should be enjoying him potentially getting knocked out. I’m just such a good person

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 years

@Ivan58964874 @JaySwingler Hope this doesn’t hinder my chance of getting picked.

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Barca are fucked, just brought ferran torres on

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

2 months

@NYKchazza Chazz please dont do this ... im sorry cum home

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

3 months

Anyone see that Madrid pen? 😭😭😭 Omg that’s genuinely one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen hahahahahahah

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

9 months

Jesus Christ I was a cunt… 3 years ago today. Fut Champs in a nut shell.

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

10 months

Looking for a YouTube editor, don’t have to have a lot of experience but wants to learn as they go as I’m new to it all as well. Need to have understanding of fifa/football. If anyone interested and wants to get in touch: DM’s will be open.

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

11 months

This kush situation is making me sick. #respectyourmods

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

4 months

wow, so I’m out doing charity work for the club. Playing with kids down the local park and you’re disrespecting me like that? Take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror mate #girthnturf

JaiK_04

@jaik_04

4 months

@GNTFC_Official @Heinzbainess That Irish fraud is just copying the proper leader, Aaron

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Heinz Baines

@Heinzbainess

1 year

I’m so happy messi doesn’t behave like this, ronaldo is like an obsessed ex. Everything he says blows back in his face 🤣

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Cristiano Ronaldo: “My decision to join Saudi clubs was 100% crucial to bring in new top players. It’s a fact”. 🇸🇦 “When I joined Juventus, Serie A was dead and then after I signed… it was revived. Wherever Cristiano goes he generates higher interest”.