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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

1 year

Me, when Appalachiastan cult Bae says, "babe, come over... your survival camp is packed, Mountain Mama's chores are all done, the Cultergarden Kids are all asleep, and the elk meat is smoked."

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@Locati0ns People who remark on it not being a straight line have the same exact voting say you do.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Just an FYI... I fix windows, doors, door locks, etc, for a living. I can get into any of your houses within about 30 seconds. And that security system will already be disabled. It's all an illusion.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@ahmuhdayus @1nnervoices Lol... Why? Cause you might get your feelings hurt?

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2 years

@BarkAtSociopath

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

Working on a house, looking for breaker box. No one home. Round the bend, this is the view: (Much darker irl)

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@thembercleav @AkotaBird You know, you can just say "I don't understand economics, supply chains, or value" and I'm sure people would be more willing to help, instead of just pointing out your deluded perception of how fantasyland should be reality.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

It doesn't stop until, at minimum, the first cop in the stack has a better than 50/50 shot of going home in a box vs going home to dinner.

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10 months

Footage of the search being conducted inside Amos Miller’s organic farm store in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

GMGM. On this, the day of days... the day we hold Holy in the House de Heemeyer, we ask you celebrate it like us... by exacting revenge on tyrants who have wronged you, without causing collateral damage to innocents. Happy National Killdozer Day!!!

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Hey, everyone... my girl turns 10 today. Wish her a Happy Birthday, so I can show her everyone loves their niece! (Age 2 vs age 10, both on her birthday)

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

My day just got WAY better!!!!!

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@yasin_Abdullah2 @DrewskInTheD @MoreCrazyClips @crazyclipsonly Kill all the pedos.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@TheRichFromCali @WUTangKids You also have a public address and family.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Every mass shooter in the last 50 years has been on at least 1 pharmaceutical. Prove me wrong.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@FremenOwnerPaul If plastic surgery has ever helped someone age gracefully, I've yet to see it.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Little duder was my bud, all weekend long. So sweet & happy. As many of you know, my wife & I were trying to have a child before she got diagnosed/passed. I can't imagine being so blessed & tossing it aside. No matter... memetics always have a greater impact than genetics.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

🎶Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round🎶

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

My fellow tradespeople... All I ask is that, rather than seeking validation, please continue to throw shade at the trades. Matter of fact, actively encourage that behavior in others. It keeps our rates high and filters out shitty life partners.

Some Welder 🇺🇸

@SomeWelder

9 months

Some of y’all love to throw shade at us trades people, but these are the cold hard facts. You can look down your noses at us all you like, but we make your world turn and we’re not asking you for handouts.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Pilot of missing F35 has been identified and did not eject, as previously reported. Richard Russell has been in communication with ATC and when asked where he planned on landing the F35, said, "I really wasn't planning on landing it." #RIPSkyKing

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

6 months ago, this minute, I lost you. I miss you everyday and I hope I make you proud. Your kids are doing great and I promise to do everything I can to keep it that way. Love you, hon.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@bourbonislife80 "So that was the end of that." That's the way a man finishes a story.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@Maybe_not_a_Fed

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 month

If the praying type... Papa Heem just got admitted to the hospital last night with an obstruction in his intestines. Ruled out constipation. They're removing the fluid from his lungs now, then performing a clearing surgery & biopsy later today. Will be visiting after work.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

7 months

@TopoSchizo @thechosenberg You can't separate the two? FFS

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

4 months

If anybody is the praying type, please pray for my stepdaughter's comfortable & easy return to her mother. We met when she was just barely 2 & were thick as thieves until she was 10. I won't go into details, but she's not doing well & will be seeing her mother again soon.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@itskellydiane I would have never phrased the relationship that my wife and my 2 bio kids had as having been "birthed by another woman." As disrespectful as you can get it without outright disrespecting.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

My Blue Collar Bois: What'cha working on today? Drop a pic & description below. This is an everyone respector account & everyone knows what Tuesdays are for, so Mondays are now #ManMondays . I'll start: I'm gonna make these bastards quiet for way more money than it's worth.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Me and the girl I met by being an online retard

builder of Arks

@thecavedaddy

9 months

Me and the girl I met by being an online retard

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@RandoLand_us @Oilfield_Rando Hey @elonmusk , this that Zelenskyy backdoor you were talking about?

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Me: The demonic realm exists. Ppl: I need to see it. Me: Does dark matter/energy exist? Ppl: Yes. Me: You can't see it. Ppl: We can see its effects on things. Me: ... *looks around*... you don't think what we're seeing are demonic effects?

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@PaulSkallas

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Alright, Kings. It's #ToolTuesday . Show me your favorite (not most impressive) tool. One you've had/had handed down. One that makes you money. One that you think is cool. Whatever! Here's mine. Outside Hardwood or Crown, I don't even carry a Mitre anymore thanks to this boi:

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@JGreenblattADL Show us even one flyer. One pamphlet. One email with plans.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

She's honestly amazing, bois. She hung out with me, then me and my 10yo tonight, we laughed until she shot Cheerios into her eye and I saw her nasal cavities, and we had an amazing time.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

You ignore pornbots. I offer them field oxen and horses in exchange for their women. We are not the same.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Which way Western Man?

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

GM. Happy Friday, people! Just a reminder "Happy spouse, happy house" is emotional blackmail. You are not responsible for their emotional happiness... as they're not responsible for yours. So do the work, make yourselves whole, then get out there and have some fun together!

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@1chrismcg

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good... I would call her"

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

7 months

Next tweet I see about bridges, I'm going to jump off one.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@GathererSkull The correct answer is always cocaine. Always.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

If there's one crusade I'm starting for 2024, it's to get you idiots to stop responding to engagement farming posts like this and Pearl and Brooklyn Dad and etc. Argue with all the 3 follower morons you want. Stop paying these people's light bills.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Daily reminder that public school teachers rape kids at 35xs the rate of Catholic priests.

REDUXX

@ReduxxMag

9 months

🚨BREAKING🚨 A Hawaii schoolteacher has been jailed for 17 years for creating and distributing child rape videos. Just weeks before his arrest, Alden Bunag labeled JK Rowling a "bigot" and accused critics of gender ideology of being pedophiles.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Guys... really bad news on the homefront. Childhood friend just passed from a relapse OD. Grew up together, played sports together, started families together. I helped him to get clean. He helped me, when I did the same. I was there when his sister ODd & he took in her kids.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

This is the only goal you should have for any of these things. But they should never be your primary security measure

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@ATFHQ Mrs Weaver says thank you.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@theserfstv How bad exactly do you need external validation for your own feelings? You need the entire WORLD to agree with you to feel validated in your perspective? Jesus... that's a you problem.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

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@ressurectedlion

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Me and who?

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

So, I had to disassemble, cut to size, adapt original deign, cut a hole for hand in, rewire, remount the electronics, and install a handbrace... then reassemble the entire thing, BUT.... 17yo got her operational chainsaw hand for her Evil Dead Ash costume for Halloween, tonight:

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@Texas_Made956 Looks like data lines. My buddy works in a data center. They have 3 separate generator systems, all designed to independently keep the lights on should grid power go down because every hour off is $2.5M lost. Can't imagine what that oopsy is costing someone! Lol

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

3 months

STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS Grow some fucking nuts and threaten the people coming to take them with eating one in the dome. WTAF is the point of owning them and keeping them in a safe when PEOPLE COME TO GET THEM???

American AF 🇺🇸

@iAnonPatriot

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@DC_Draino I tragically lost all mine in a boating accident.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

The very last thing I emptied from my house after my wife passed was a pregnancy test. One we prayed for and tried for together. She took the first test weeks before diagnosis. I can't even describe the rage looking around at this society.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Theory: Women entering the workforce en masse was not just a psyop to double the tax base, but was actually a corpo-gov partnership to get a more compliant, more self-policing staff that is less likely to unionize or collectively bargain against management. Discuss.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

5 months

Me and Papa Heem. He says you're all disappointments and he didn't clean and lube his weapons for nothing.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

8 months

This is the single greatest sign ever held up at any sporting or sports entertainment event ever:

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Quick prayer request. My niece is on her way to Children's Hospital. Not actively choking where she can't breathe, but something is lodged in her throat. Possibly a small toy.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

11 months

Apparently, you're supposed to stop at this weird ass Walmart when you're down here. I think it's pronounced Boo-cheese.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Who made a pit stop to check out 275 varieties of cheese? We did. That's who.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

WEIRDEST public interaction in a long time tonight. Buying bourbon to hang at bros. 55+ "bourbon lady" starts asking obvs dumb questions. Invites me to hers to drink. Me: "my gf wouldn't apprec." Shrieks, "Is it because she can give you babies & I can't?" I HOWLED, she left.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

How old will you be this year? 44

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

GM. This little fren hopped in my hand and whispered, "we ARE gonna make it." Then hit a lit an M80 and blew up a pile of the neighbor's dog shit, laughed maniacally, and disappeared.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Attn mutuals: Some of you are mutuals with this dude. This is a DM to a friend currently in the hospital with her premature newborn, while he fights viral meningitis. FAR too many terminally online shitstains haven't taken enough right hooks to their cock-polishers & it shows.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

I'm not one to take credit, but... I lived in Pittsburgh and used to be poor and had a sperm bank in walking distance...

ABC7 Eyewitness News

@ABC7

1 year

A 10-year-old boy left a swath of destruction after driving a stolen Bobcat construction vehicle through a neighborhood in Pittsburgh. 🚜😮

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@REMARKSIST @CobraFontaine 4th grade level problem solving. "It's underfunding." No, it's not. Proven time and again money is not the problem. But you'd know that if you bothered for 30 seconds to look at actual data.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@mycubslife2016 @Sunni_Labeouf @shannonrwatts You used an example of the government firing on unarmed protesters as SUPPORT for gun control? Please please please tell me you don't vote or have kids.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

10yo: "Hey, Dad... what's your favorite old song?" Me: "What do you consider old (me thinking like 40s, but thinking she'll say like 60s)?" 10yo: "You know... 80s or 90s." I kicked her out of the truck.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Boyos.... HELP! She loves MST3k, MXC, the original "The Soup." What am I supposed to do against such reckless nerddom?

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Daddy Daughter Dance

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

My wife texted me 2 hours after I left my number on a receipt and there wasn't a single day after that went by without us texting, calling, or being together. It's not for everyone. Be who you want to be or you'll wind up playing a pretend version of yourself in the long run.

rosey🌹

@thechosenberg

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@_Jason_Dean_ It’s way too early to be daily texting after date one idc if they might be your soulmate, slow your row

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Guys.... it's real, REAL simple. If you disrobe in public and expose yourself to my 10yo, I will punch you in the face. I'm willing to face the consequences of my actions. Are you willing to face the consequences of yours?

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

Please join me in wishing the Captain of the team, the one... the only... @BonafideKRS a HAPPY BIRTHDAY (for real this time)!!!!!

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@HeemeyersRevenj

11 months

@PatronFella6969 @MisesAZ @NAFOgaucho "wE OnLy tHoUgHt oF LaYiNg aSpHaLt oN tHe gRoUnD oNcE tAxEs WeRe InVeNtEd" -Rip roaring shit for brains

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

@IsleyResistance

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@Breaking911 But yeah, Trump was "embarrassing."

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Fin

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

B-day later this month. Wife planned a surprise 40th, but Covid hit in '20. Then, a month before the moved 41st in '21, she got diagnosed. Was less than 3 weeks before she'd pass last year. Think I'm gonna get an Uber, go to the casino w/my friends, & get loaded this year.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@ericareport @libsoftiktok

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@HeemeyersRevenj

11 months

Scratch a bald-head, soy-beard and you'll inevitably find a violent psychopath trying to disguise his predatory instincts behind social justice.

Jordan the Voice

@JordanVoiceover

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C In the time it takes you to unlock your precious little toybox, pick one, and bring it to bear, I could (and would) beat the absolute shit out of you.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

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Help guys! She's thinking about leaning into her German side. For now, she says for ancestral dieting reasons. Next thing you know, she's going to be carrying 24 mugs of lager around with her boobs pushed up, demanding I start making glockenspiels and mustachedly ranting.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Any prayer or good vibe frens, send a couple over. May have found a house to flip, a temp apt, and the land I may purchase with 2 existing structures like I had hoped, in the last 24 hours. Have some serious calculating and praying to do.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

9 months

Boyos... She asked what my 10yo would like to have on hand to eat and what would make her comfortable for her first visit in late Spring. And what games to have on hand for my 17yo. This is how far ahead she's thinking of my girls. Think I'm gonna keep her. Lol

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

GM, people. Uncle has an announcement. For the first time in 5 years, I am technically street legal to drive my truck. Fuck tha police!!! 🤣

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@GitNigel

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Civil War Civil War Expectation Reality

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Never forget... this went so poorly, the Feds decided they needed a PR win, so they lit women and children on fire in WACO to repair their image.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Hey, you guys know I genuinely love and care about you. If any of you don't have my number, please grab it off DMs. The next suspension might be my last and I really do thoroughly enjoy you irl.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Which one of you assholes started the "end things with ussy" thing? I'm walking around going, "time to get my air comprussy" and "where's my carpet staplussy?" I'm going to murdussy you.

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2 years

@Emilio2763

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@jeremyjojola What happened to your open DMs, Jeremy? Tell me you're not scared of a few little "anti-vaxxers?"

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

Spot the problem:

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@ATFHQ What their "attempt" led to. Even though Koresh jogged every morning off-site and made multiple solo trips to town. No shame.

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Send memes. In a pissy mood today.

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@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@Urackum Not going how you envisioned it, is it?

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@HeemeyersRevenj

11 months

Me, when I say GM and a mutual doesn't say it back...

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@HeemeyersRevenj

4 months

Worked 13.5 hour day yesterday, ending with dropping off half a dozen sheets of 5/8 drywall and a bunch of lumber at 10:30pm by myself, so I could have today off to take my daughters fishing for 11's birthday. See you fuckers on the other side! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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@HeemeyersRevenj

1 year

Install your fridge water line incorrectly? We'll rip up your entire floor and install a new one!!! 🤣

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

6 months

We met discussing Nephilim birth canal diameters and RV gas mileage on here.

Kelly

@kelduck

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We met on a parenting message board

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

2 years

@ahmuhdayus @1nnervoices -dude who's crying about liquor cabinet locks 😂

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Uncle Heem the Tardtanic Violinist

@HeemeyersRevenj

10 months

It's over, boyos. Unc is 98% sure he tore the surgical repair of his left rotator cuff off the bone last night, pretending he was in his 20s, not 40s, at the gym. Brought heating pad to work. Send glucosamine in lieu of flowers. Also, not my mirror, so not my job to clean it.

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