Who the fuck needs to bowl THAT BAD?? Jesus take the wheel and drive me to the liquor store for a refresh bc I’m gonna be home drinking while I watch my state burn to the ground. Atlanta what’s happening???
#BREAKING
: Gov. Kemp's order will allow gyms, bowling alleys, salons and some other indoor facilities to reopen this Friday. Restaurants will also be allowed to reopen on April 27 if they meet guidelines.
Jeffrey Epstein jokes out the gate!?? This is amazing. Ricky thank you thank you thank you! Thank your agent, thank your God and fuck off. Brilliant
#goldenglobes
This entire press conference by Trump is like watching the time John Travolta tried to pronounce
@idinamenzel
name at an award show. She didnt deserve that and the American people don’t either, lol this is wild!!!
@thenicholeb
@HeatherKMcMahan
Awwww honey, YOU'RE cute. And very wrong. I've had many jobs. I've worked since I was 15 years old. In retail and restaurants, as a nanny and a children's theater teacher and THEN YES on sets in Hollywood and as an author who wrote a New York Times best selling book.
@schultzl01
Lorrrriiii my angel, i barely use twitter but after looking at ya page, man you seem like a good time. Loving the profile pic of the matlipoo & the American flag, 💦
@brownsean
@idinamenzel
Sean, Parties aside did you watch what I just watched? Also Southerners aren’t all Republicans, Come on now. We do all LOVE macaroni & cheese though. That is a FACT!!!
@accrowley
@CassandraYoung
Only thing I’m gonna ease up on are the jeans that are cutting off my circulation from anxiously snacking. Anyone know how to stop?!
@THETimHaynes
hey there! I gotta have you come on my podcast! It would be an honor! I’ve got the
#1
podcast on iTunes called “absolutely not”. Would love to interview you!