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John Ryans

4 months

@paulgielbert @Phillyconcarne @Roverexcited @CPFCMatt7 @CPFC @Rovers @HLTCO @TheRealBizzler People laughed at Galileo Paul.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

8 months

@WestHam_Central without Paqueta they will score 7, I'm putting my house on Arsenal 4 or more goals

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central @Scottwilsonecho Far less than £100m if they give us Isak, Guimaraes, Gordon, Botman, Joelinton, and Barnes. Say £50m.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 month

@WestHam_Central Paqueta's obviously "correct" in a technical sense but the referee is never ever going to give that

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@Don_Eddie14 @Whu_Centre We replaced Rice with Alvarez 7 months ago

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@MUFCYorkRoad Must be worth a promotion at least you'd think? The Ollie Watkins £4m fee bought Exeter a new training ground and that was in the league above. Excited to see what you can do with the money, best of luck 👍

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 months

@westhamfootball How can he both complain about the amount of fixtures we have to play and also say he doesn't want more players in the same answer, totally nonsensical

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

9 months

@UtdGarnaxcho @WestHam_Central Please don't write Rashford's name next to Paqueta, very embarrassing. Alvarez is significantly better than Casemiro as well.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 years

@nymnion @Forsen This is really embarrasing and pathetic trying to capitalise on the illness of a major streamer like this is beneath you and you should be ashamed. Forsen please unmod and unfollow this guy.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 years

@Forsen @PeepoCoinBSC I printed this tweet and put it on my fridge FeelsOkayMan

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central @MirrorFootball Was bizarre he didn't come here in the first place seeing as he was at a club owned by our 20% shareholder

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @sistoney67 Would take Ratcliffe, but no thanks on the human rights abusers 🤮

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 years

@bristollawyer @NiPGaming I almost cannot believe this is an official report with some of the language used in it

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee Another 30 year old. We've had the oldest squad in the league for years and replacing a 24 year old Scamacca with the third over-30 striker in our squad is just madness

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 months

@WestHam_Central @abolapt How many hours does a successful meeting last then?

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@iloVeFUlHam_ @Stannn10 @CairneyhelpyouV @WestHam_Central He had a tiny cut and didn't even have to go off, shameful comparing that to a kid lying unconcious on the pitch with a severe head injury

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 months

@WestHam_Central @abolapt Yeah you fly out to London because your agent doesn't know how to block a number, sounds realistic 😂

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@DrizzyCPFC @FabrizioRomano That Crystal Palace pull 🔥🔥🔥

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central #Swifties Maddiscum thinks he can get away with disrespecting the queen 😬 A vote for Bowen is a vote for Taylor 😍 #TaylorSwiftErasTour #1989TaylorsVersion

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

4 years

@kapperi_ @hscsgo or you could be wrong?

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@allengraetz @HITCSevens You can find evidence yourself online if you google it.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@westhamfootball Now redo all your budget "calculations" using the amoritsed fees rather than the total fees.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@WestHam_Central Fulham 3, Palace 3, Liverpool 1 or Chelsea 1, Luton 3, City 0. Call it 10.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 month

@WestHam That pass is absolutely ridiculous, couldn't be weighted better

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central @takvim Masuaku on the left, Coufal on the right, Hollywood in Istanbul 😍

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 years

@nymnion 24 hour stream = stream 24 hours less over next few days KUKLE

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

9 months

@MWayne666 @demetrimitche11 No one watches birds. David Attenborough or nothing

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central Going to be controversial and say Aguerd.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @reluctantnicko Oh god, that'll be £65 million absolute bare minimum on fucking massive wages as well... we better start well this season 😬

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 years

@Forsen If you want three days off instead of two, I can send you a picture of my asshole you can show on stream

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@bhafc0scar @WestHam_Central @SpadeBHAFC Starts for... Ecuador? That's your justification, really? 😅

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@HITCSevens They don't "constantly boo", they support in good voice for 45 minutes and then boo for 30 seconds at the end. Every time the team gives them something to cheer for, they do.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

7 months

@ReelHammerz Bowen is really poor at penalties, Benrahma is excellent regardless of anything else. We tried Bowen on penalties before Benrahma, there is a reason we switched.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @6foot2news ??? So weird, he was featured really prominently in the kit launch video

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHamViews09 @WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee He's a homegrown academy player that's a versatile squad option. The fact that he's a club trained player is very useful for European competition. As it is, we aren't going to be able to name a full 25-man squad of senior players. We need him for that. Worth keeping.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@_Cooperleng @Kudus_Szn @WestHam_Central So it's not something that needs to stop him becoming captain years later in a league full of woman beaters and drink drivers

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee We're not poor and we need homegrown players. What's he asking for, like £30k-£40k? Almost definitely worth it.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 years

@preeing771 @WestHam_Central Fabianski won HammerOTY, best goalkeeper in years. Balbuena was completely fine, Fredericks was solid, Yarmo scored a couple of vital goals even if his wages were stupid. Wilshere the only one that contributed nothing.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central How many times has David Moyes been in a situation of telling players they can't go to Real Madrid? 🤣

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central An English club having to employ English players 😱

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 months

@WestHam @huboofulfilment Would wish him a happy birthday but I'm currently being careful what I wish for

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

4 months

@_ThatAnt_ @CPFCMatt7 @Phillyconcarne @Roverexcited @CPFC @Rovers @HLTCO Crystal Palace

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central History is written by the victors. Moyes will say this now as he's gotten control of transfers this year, but next year on we'll see how differently Steidten would actually like to do business.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@westhamfootball 5am? Were we torturing him overnight until he gave in?

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 years

@alanrzepa @westhamonline5 Were you expecting him to do an interview and say "Yeah, I cheated on my wife a bunch of times so I had to leave"? Obviously he won't admit it happening (not saying it did happen, but he isn't a useful source in this instance).

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@Bumalik7 @WestHam_Central @barannx11 He's already won more European trophies than your entire club so I think you have that the wrong way around 👍

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central @GiveMeSport Sell for anything over £5m and get Duran/Omorodion/Roque/Moukoko

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@westhamfootball 6 year contract when we only gave Andy Irving a 3 year contract is a disgrace. And Irving will only gonna be better something that you can't say from Kilman.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central Duran, not Abraham. Need a reliable long term striker signing not an injury timebomb.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@whujoe Harsh on Alvarez 😅

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central @talkSPORT Valuing KWP at what, like £35m? In last year of contract + age 27? Ridiculous

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

8 months

@jackelderton Taking banners to games to voice an opinion is obviously completely different to abusing people, you weaken your point by comparing them

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central Good player, but he assaulted an animal, cost a huge fee, had huge wages, was part of our worst ever Premier League defence, and left on a free. Mixed transfer at best, but still one of the highest ability CBs we've had for a long time.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@EFL Admin 🤬

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

9 months

@HITCSevens they made a documentary about you? Moving up in the world lad

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam Andy Irving back in his natural habitat 💪

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 years

@Hatspin @mrdaykerry @lucyprebblish it literally says he died a long time ago in the image

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 month

@WestHam_Central Set piece merchant with terrible set pieces, awful freekicks every single time and Bowen's corners are better. Seems like a nice person so hope the lower level at Forest is more his standard and he can be less exposed this season.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

4 months

@CPFCMatt7 @Phillyconcarne @Roverexcited @CPFC @Rovers @HLTCO 10th is not top half

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@WestHam_Central I'm sure he's having tons of fun battling relegation in front of 20k fans with them rather than playing European quarterfinals in front of 65k with us.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 month

@WestHamClips Little touch of massive is a great line honestly. Next one after we put 5 past City will be historic.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

7 months

@westhamfootball Tripp Smith buying West Ham and bringing Rice back? Not for me, Arsenal can keep him.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@Sashank__ @MCFC_BRANDO @WestHam_Central @kierangill_DM It's literally a standard process before conducting transfers. Today I looked both ways before crossing the road, did I dodge a bullet?

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central Terrible negotiating strategy? Trying to get Downes to force a move I guess but we really couldn't be in a much stronger position now. Not a chance KWP is worth more than Downes when they want him this badly.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central Loan with no obligation for a £30m player is surely a joke

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@TayWH5 Surely a false link to speed Villa up (like Todibo with Kilman/Wolves)? Might happen if it's cheap or whatever but mostly a smokescreen I suspect.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@westhamonline5 @WestHam_Central No director of football on earth wants to spend £60million on a 30 year old and a 28 year old after losing two 24 year olds. We've had the oldest squad in the league for years, look at Leverkusen's age profile compared to ours. Their average age 24.2, ours 28.1 BEFORE Maguire/JWP

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 month

@Beniesta_ Up there with the worst attacking performances I've ever seen last week, was praying the ball went to him

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@SterbenJake @BrownsJon @B_Guard_ @WestHam_Central Who did we beat in the Youth Cup final? Google it 🥴

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

9 months

@westhamfootball I'd pay him whatever it took to keep him, £60k is a bit steep but at £45k or something he's a very useful squad option, homegrown and club-trained

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@Semenyo_SZN @WestHam_Central You are Bournemouth unfortunately

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

5 months

@ClaretBooze We can't play anything like that without Alvarez and Bowen

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @MirrorFootball Doesn't start over Bowen or Kudus 🥴

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@dansilver_ Zero depth despite miraculously having the fewest injuries in the league with the oldest squad and least rotation of any team. We aren't even unlucky, just horrendous squad building.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central Please don't react like this to Scott McTominay you make us seem microscopic

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@AISean66 Never in my life will I be paying money for a stream of a preseason friendly

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@Anonymo53741741 @RicoLewis_ERA @WestHam_Central @CityJou @RealTalkMCFC So you don't know what you're talking about at all? Okay 👍

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@TayWH5 Would be really good to get another Brazilian near Guilherme's age in to help him settle. He's not a striker though I think (LW?). Hope it happens.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

7 months

@WestHam_Central @WestHam If they were good enough to get game time in the Championship they would be in the first team, no point us loaning to clubs above League One.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@ClaretBooze Who's that Duran for £30m? Villa striker? You're sending us into the season with just two fit midfielders, Fofana and Downes, which feels unworkable. Not sure what that Kone from Watford would cost but I would get him + En-Neysri + maybe Wan-Bissaka/another FB instead of Duran.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

8 months

@WestHam_Central You have no right to tell people how to spend their money, it's not £50. If people don't enjoy the football (which is objectively unenjoyable in most matches), why would they spend a huge amount of money to sit through it?

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central @JacobSteinberg Bowen has never been good as a striker. It has NEVER worked when we've tried it...

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

2 months

@WestHam_Central @ntvspor Way too good for Turkey. Maybe if they give us Kadioglu + £20m.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central @TheSunFootball Some no-name American wanting a 0.01% stake to come and do some photoshoots and then never think about us again, not for me.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central Cornet is worth more to us than Kostic. Far more versatile, younger, bigger goal threat...

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

3 months

@WestHam_Central And yet we're bidding £25m on random brazillian teenagers, £30m on a 20-year old Spainard, considering £40m on Kilman? Doesn't make sense.

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

7 months

@WestHam_Central Wouldn't swap him for any other left back in the league

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

1 year

@WestHam_Central They have a net spend of just less than £42million over last 2 seasons versus £200million or £100m after Rice (we'll spend about £100m again, though).

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John Ryans

@HeadPhoneJohn

6 months

@desxond41 @westhamtransfer No one cares about the pathetic excuse for "sport" you have in your country. We do not want to be like you.

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