// HIT TWEET SLAYYYY???
// GUYS IM A SILLY UNSERIOUS HSR PARODY ACC DON'T FOLLOW ME BCS I ACCIDENTALLY RECREATED A MEME ๐จ๐จ๐จ
// follow me pls im funny i swear (twerks)
Petition to give Blade a lobotomy.
Benefits:
1. Soppy wet cat maximisation.
2. Too silly to kill.
3. Too silly to support coriander milk tea drinking general.
Please like or rt to sign.
// Hi, Yingxing admin here.
Regarding recent events, I'd like to clarify some things too. I'm currently 16, so I'm pretty alright with nsfw/ shggestive jokes from people around my age.
But recently, I have been receiving/seeing tweets from some of you who are really young. +
WHAT THE HELL. My two husbands don't- One has been turned into a marketable plushie and the other is an infertile dragon?????
???
WHO.
Actually no, not who.
HOW.
I practice very safe sleeping this is impossible. ๐จ
*Me giving Veritas Ratio backshots*
Ratio: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of my mutuals-!
Me: "shhh, its okay, let them watch... ๐ฅ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐..."
// two out of four are huaiyan's darling children
// huaiyan has two well known children
// well done huaiyan cheer for huaiyan
// huaiyan best parenting
Hello.
I know this is so sudden but I am deactivating. Yes, I'll leave for good. Thank you so much.
To everyone I met here, I really love you all. Please always stay safe. I will never forget you.
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// and tbh? i hope you all know this is just a prank.
// chat i need to find out immediately how do you get this i need it PLSPLSPLS
guys i cant access tiktok pls i desperately need a blade nyan on my desktop plsplspls ๐๐๐๐
can sbd pls help me find this i'll marry you ๐
// All rp accounts are managed by real people, so please do keep that in mind when you interact with us. Hence, please be considerate, and most importantly, please be aware of who you are talking to and stay safe.
Love and kisses,
Yingxing admin.
Boothill, can you please come home? Papa's fucking poor ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฏ๐ญ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฏ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
// me when i channel my inner yingxing
// (mechanics makes me want to off myself)
// (this is the 107 page physicsandmathstutor 4.3 further mechanics exercise and i have to do the entire thing)
// F = mv^2/r meow meow meow
Dear all,
Please kindly keep in mind that I am, despite not appearing nor acting like one, 57 years old.
While I (unfortunately) know what a "skibidi toilet" is, I am ignorant to many internet slangs and terms.
Sometimes, I genuinely do not understand.
With love,
Yingxing.
Art class:
- no eating on the carpet area
- bring tissue, it's a sad movie
- bring a notebook or a laptop to jot notes
Physics class:
- BRING YOUR CALCULATORS PLEASE
- bring tissue if you're going to cry. we're doing electrostatics tmrw so i get it i want to cry too.
// sautee mushroom tips:
1. fuck online recipes add the garlic first
2. cook a lil longer :3
3. ASD SALT
4. ADD SALT
5. ADD SALT
6. ADD SALT
7. ADD SALT
8. ADD SALT
9. ADD SALT
10. ADD MORE SALT YOU MORON
I've taught in this damn school for over one entire decade and not a single one of you respect me.
Not. A. SINGLE. Person.
Okay fine, a few of you do. But I've taught GENERATIONS, and I can count with my ten fingers the names of people who have respected me.
FFS.
// dont come at me but you kinda rlly hv to not get the lore at all to think renheng is entirely bs like i agree its freaky and kinda weird but the freak is freaking for a reason damn /nsrs
// also blade haters dni /gen
// if u actually think hes gen evil and shit DNI /srs
To my mommy, my boyfriends, my son, my many children and grandchildren, if I die tonight, I die tonight.
Blade is coming after me. There is a chance I am not making it.
BEWARE โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
IF U EVER SEE THESE LINES IN THIS SPECIFIC ORDER
INITIALLY GO AND EAT PEANUTBUTTER
OTHERWISE U WILL DIE โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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// SHAMELESS SELF PROMO FOLLOW ME ON @/iamyunli IN CASE YINGXING GETS BOOTED INTO IX AGAIN ๐๐๐
// i swear im funny ok
// i'll manage that account better once we lnow more about yunli trust ๐๐๐
// im collecting all the sword users from xianzhou zhuming fr
// + For me, "young" would be someone under 15. I don't mind interacting with you all, but I've been receiving nsfw/suggestive jokes from you guys, and that made me really uncomfortable.
I've seen it happening with my oomfs as well, and it surely wasn't a +