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@Hayomide_1

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I'm Mide || Content Creator || Biologist ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ || Dm for Ads & Promos ||hayomidetweets @gmail .com.

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Joined April 2020
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Ladies which one is sweeter ???
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Dating me is easy, you just have to kiss me every 2 mins.
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The line between two boobs is called???
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Someone just recommended this movie to me, if youโ€™ve watched it before share your review ๐Ÿฅต
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me โ€œYour last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread
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People born in 1999 will be 34 years old by next year
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Stop pretending to be happy after breakups ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ , my friend fainted yesterday while smiling
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Drugs to use immediately after having unprotected sex?..help a sister๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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I love how you can get on twitter and all your thoughts are already in someone else's tweet
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How can one stop masturbation?..pls help a sister๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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A female bolt driver dropped my sister half way, she said she wanted to pick her child from school
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Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why ๐Ÿ˜ข ?
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I visited my rich aunt in Lekki and they gave me 1 cup of tea with 2 slice bread and the children were like aunt can you finish it ?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Top 10 best movies so far Thread
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If he let you meet his mom, heโ€™ll definitely marry you.
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Nobody is nicer than a guy who hasn't fucked you yet
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Not knowing how to dance is the first sign that you will have money in the future
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Sex is a sin, masturbation is a sin, so what do we do when we're horny? ๐Ÿคง
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Iโ€™m single as fvck but be ignoring people like I'm taken
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No sex for 3 years and you get $700million, can you? ๐Ÿค”
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Whatโ€™s happening here ?? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
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Can you a date a sex addict??
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Stay away from your partners phone, I'll gist you more when I'm done crying๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
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Your second @ owe you this ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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At this my age my mom still changes Tv channels when a sex or kiss scene shows up, I just smile and say โ€œthis woman don't know me ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why do guys sleep immediately after having sex??๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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I don't like meeting someone l know inside keke, The tension of who will pay for who is always high
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How can I satisfy a man without sex? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Being attractive is so hard , everybody wanna fvck you ,nobody wanna love you ๐Ÿฅบ
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What do men really gain from sucking boobs ?
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Can you date a virgin???
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Men actually cum faster when having sex with someone they love.. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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I touch my boobs whenever Iโ€™m stressed
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Do not drink water after sex...ask me why and check your DM
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Missionary slaps harder when you're in love and you're doing it raw ๐Ÿฅต
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Where do Single guys get Sex from?
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Where is the sweetest place to have sex????
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Do you still want to travel ???๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
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Do not chase a man. They are natural born hunters. If they want you , they will pursue you.
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Some guys are in the wrong relationship because of yansh
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Sucking of boobs is an important part in every relationship
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How many minutes should a proper sex last?๐Ÿค”
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What's the longest you've stayed without having sex? ๐Ÿค”
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You are offered $10 million but you can never drink alcohol again , can you do it?
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Pretending to look for something while you're trying not to cry is a skill
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Most men donโ€™t want pretty woman anymore , they just want peace
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Soulmates do exist but itโ€™s not that toxic person youโ€™ve gone back to 5 times
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What do men really gain from sucking boobs ?๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค”
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I just realized men actually like a woman who can apologize when she's wrong instead of turning it to an argument
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NEVER stop and use the bathroom in your dream...it's a setup
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Can a man and a woman live together for a year without having sex???
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If condom isn't available, what else can we use for protection?
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Why do stingy guys always have big dick ?๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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No matter what youโ€™re going through, just have sex. Youโ€™ll be fine
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Men why does your d!ck collapse after sex? ๐Ÿคท
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Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why ๐Ÿ˜ข?
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Thereโ€™s that one child that doesnโ€™t eat what everybody eats in the house ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Why cry for someone who never crew for you???
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Is it wrong to DM a guy and ask him to be your boyfriend?? Pls help
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20 minutes sex is a Quickie
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If condom isn't available, what else can we use for protection? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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Donโ€™t text me while Iโ€™m in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole text
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Loyal men still exist. They're just busy building their careers.
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The first person who appears when you press "@" is your soul mate. Letโ€™s do this ๐ŸŒš
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African men don't spank during sex...why?? ๐Ÿคท
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After sex , what do you say to your partner??
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Can you cuddle naked without having sex ?
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A man can apologize, cry, kneel down even faint and still be lying
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Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.
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The first person that appears when you press your "@" is your soulmate. Let's do this ๐ŸŒš
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Where is the strangest place you've ever had a sex?
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What is sweeter than sex?
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Men loves sโ‚ฌx until they meet a woman who likes to fvck 6 times a day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Married men should have uniform i think the ring is not working
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Swallowing cum can lower depression and improve your mood
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Masturbation can enhance the quality of your sleep and help you deal with insomnia ,so touch yourself
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When I was a kid, the insult that made me cry the most was โ€œBombastic Elementโ€. Pls who knows the meaning??
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If you love him, fvck him to the extent that he will be too weak to fvck other girls
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Dating me is going to stress you out cos I laugh during arguments
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A graduate is 10 times better than a billionaire with no degree
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Does sex on the first day mean sheโ€™s cheap? Pls help
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Good Sex should last for how long ?
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Donโ€™t rush into a relationship,be friends first ..maybe they have hotter friends
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Sometimes your soulmate is money. Stop forcing relationships ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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How do you tell your partner youโ€™re horny?
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A man who loves you will never put his penis in your mouth.
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Period and pregnancy symptoms being the same is the biggest scam in female history
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Actually I lied ,I donโ€™t wanna be independent anymore someone come take care of me
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Have you ever once loved someone so much , that you tried to fix them while they were breaking you?
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Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why ๐Ÿฅบ?
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I knew I was wicked when I used to pour salt on earthworms and watch them suffer and die ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Can you date a sex addict? ๐Ÿคท
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What are the side effects of having too much sex?
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Another Girl will use fuck to scatter your boyfriend head, Stay there and be forming I am not in the mood
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What have you ever said silently while having sex?๐Ÿ˜‹
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The 10 Richest Countries in the World. Thread
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dating someone who constantly wants to fvck you is so fun lmao ๐Ÿ’€
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A man who loves you will never put his d!ck in your mouth.
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Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?
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