//I was gonna make a tweet that I wanted to make she/they hat kid canon to this account but I was worried about people not liking it
but then I remembered that most people refer to hat kid as ‘they’ anyways so-
She/they Hat Kid🎉
Man… what a BUNCH OF PECKNECKS.
…And COWARDS too.
They have to lure people with a bunch of dumb manipulative stuff to actually make anyone visit their dumb mountain…
At least the other evil fakers go out and actually chase people…
//oh right just putting this out here
Don’t expect any code/meta fuckery to work on Hat Kid purely because I really do not fw the idea of “ PARODY TWITTER IS CODE/FAKE CANONICALLY “
It just seems really unfun to me lol
//hey im going to put this out here now
I do not care if it’s Hat Kid or Hat Adult if i catch you interacting with anything slightly suggestive or simp for either
instant block
//one of the reasons I’m never joining a tournament is because I know for a fact I would not being able to deal with unfunny people doing the “ FRAUD!!! “ stuff
3. You ruined your own life. Dont blame others for YOUR mistakes.
4. You say lies but we all know they the only liar here is you.
5. Nigga if someone taunts you then ignore it. Why do you even stay????
6. Nobody is apologizing for something they didn’t do shit face.
+
@/Crystal1zedg0d for THE Xenophanes account
@/CANWEBEFRIENDZZ for THE Kinito account
@/Hattedalien for THE Hat kid account
@/RULEROFECLIPSE for THE EXE account
@/AR0ttingCorpse for THE Michael account
And you for THE wacky account
Alright, I think I’m gonna take that vacation now!
You guys make sure not to do anything stupid while I’m gone!
Remember to stay happy!
Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!
//i am now realizing that hat kid has only really won like
one fight here in total and nearly died in the rest
i
really feel like i need to get her off of fraudwatch good god