A por La 16. @HastalaHastala Twitter profile

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@HastalaHastala

26 days

D'banj in Oliver Twist :

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

27 days

Liberté Liberté! Liberté?

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

you had to be there.

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@xx_dawg1

3 months

SIMPLER TIMES…

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

FERTILITY!

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@HastalaHastala

17 days

lmfao I deleted my ex's number after we broke up, number wey I fit recite if them wake me from sleep o. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oreos ♡

@oreosBaby__

18 days

Yes, i really deleted your number..But i took a Screenshot just incase l regret it 😭😭

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@HastalaHastala

24 days

if you're in Nigeria, "this motivation is unavailable in your region"

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@wtffrio

28 days

you're still in your 20's .. RELAX

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

I raise you : cut 1

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@HastalaHastala

27 days

this is a tautology

Ťorią 🎀

@withthelegs

28 days

Unplanned quickies >>>>

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

"money na water". I'm in the Sahara rn dawg.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

"SOLAPE WHAT DID YOU ADD IN YOUR STEW"

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3 months

SIMPLER TIMES…

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

when she describes her ideal guy and you only tick the "funny" box.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

the voices in my head too useless bro, na only to tell person to commit suicide them sabi. during exam, them go silent.

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@HastalaHastala

4 years

@mbahdey4u @Suzan_biney ❤️

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

the amount of people that agree with this is scary, what she said was absolutely correct. "I for example am in my house" is the same as "for example, I am in my house" or "I am in my house, for example"

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@_fvckowen

1 month

The fact that you don’t know where to use “I’m” instead of “am” is probably why they didn’t allow you inside Heaven.

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@HastalaHastala

2 years

@UTDTrey you should really shut up sometimes. 😭 now Chelsea will win 3-1

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

you just had to be there. 🤣

pelumiii.🧛🏾

@shelovespelumi

2 months

Define “you had to be there moment”

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

i raise you : the wrong calculations in a math exam.

Mishael☆✈️

@theMisha_El

1 month

Nothing is sweeter than calculating the money you don't have

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

if your babe is in UNILAG, you're a shareholder. Just pray no one has more shares than you.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

Ronaldo must be kicking himself everyday for meeting Irina first, imagine your woman asking you to pick between her and your mother that you used to sweep the streets with when you were younger, LOL.

TCR.

@TeamCRonaldo

2 months

Georgina has always been available to support Cristiano Ronaldo. ♥️

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

life no longer begins at 40, e go don dey touch you from 17.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

big dele ✰

@deleszn_

1 month

Urges we couldn’t resist as kids?

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

he's an atheist, not a vegan.

✰𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕗𝕫𝕖𝕤𝕥💎💎

@_F_A_S_H_

3 months

Person wey call himself 'atheist' dey smile with me since we kill ram buh me I know why

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

"excuse me ma, you forgot to give us homework"

𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊

@TheMahleek

2 months

“Mummy said I should follow you..”

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

It's crazy to even imagine that there was a time in this country when 500 naira could get you 11 bags of water. same amount can't even buy 2 now.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

Prime falz is the best rapper in Nigerian History.

UZOAMAKA 💓💓🇩🇴

@jennygodswill

11 months

What opinion about Nigerian music artists will leave you like this??

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

some of you are too funny, "trump has my vote" from your self-con in Ilupeju??😭

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@HastalaHastala

17 days

@everyoneluvsify no o. final breakup. 🙏🏽

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

pov : you've gone back to your usual 4 likes per tweet after getting the odd banger

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

I raise you : cut 1

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

entered the kitchen to dish my food and my sister said "Nobody has eaten o"

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1 year

Embarrassing

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

pov : parental counter billing

Yamah

@yamaahhh

4 months

Quote this tweet with anything :

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

babe wey like you go wan use fast replies finish you.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

studying 3 hours before the exam is a dying art that needs to be revived.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

100 lvl babe go dey date 400L guy and she go think say he dey loyal. 🤣 you wey be appetizer 😭

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

petition to ban group presentations abeg, these people no serious dawg.

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@HastalaHastala

19 days

Nick Cannon, even his third leg is extremely lethal.

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

19 days

🪄👣 Name a player with NO weak foot...

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@HastalaHastala

17 days

@evalenilawson chai, you're not a real lover.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

these guys for yaba go almost dey drag your shirt as you dey pass, brother i no dey buy chinos, I get test. 😭

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@HastalaHastala

4 months

this barbaric act of sending children back home for incomplete school fees needs to end, and fast. at least keep them in the school premises fGs

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

You praise nepa for keeping the light on for a respectable period of time, and they proceed to show you exactly why you should have stfu.

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@HastalaHastala

24 days

Fried rice is the toxic hot minx you'd fuck but not date Jollof rice is not as hot but you're guaranteed a healthy relationship.

Kaila🍪🎀

@badgirlalla

26 days

Jollof rice. Or. Fried rice?

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

Those who get it, do.

Shegun 🌪️🌟

@ShegunTweets

3 months

name a scam

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

nobody for my lineage don ever give up. I won't be the first.

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@HastalaHastala

11 months

@TeamRMFC he was separating them?? 😭 why y'all acting like that's not who he is

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@HastalaHastala

28 days

lmfao man my mom doesn't even watch football but she knows the prem is a farmers league, she asked me why guardiola is always happy🤣🤣🤣

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

in a toxic relationship with myself, and this ngga does not like me back.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

100 likes on twitter holds the same value as 1000 on IG.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

it's when you decide to remove her from your archive that she'll start moving funny, don't do it boys. That chat you've been thinking of pinning as well, DON'T. na set up.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

you can't chat to me if you didn't go through the "conspiracy theories" phase of life. I was obsessed.

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@HastalaHastala

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@AfricaFactsZone We aren't saying he's not good, we're saying he should drop his arrogance and give room for improvement and advancement

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@HastalaHastala

2 years

@EverythingCR7_ that Trent + Ronaldo combo would be catastrophic.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

December 18th, 2022.

this user

@thisusertwtss

1 month

it didn't kill me, but a part of me died that day

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

no Nigerian artiste past or present can go hit for hit with Olamide and not run out of hits. it's actually crazy, he has so many.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

"I did not kill my parents, you will not kill me"

ANETOR🇳🇬

@mr_m0rale

1 month

phrases parents say when they are beating you?

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

you fit sign out today make you still come back sign attendance next session.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

God : let my people go Pharaoh :

JustWinsk

@WinskJustDoIt

2 months

The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?

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@HastalaHastala

27 days

@YoungKiddoblack the idea of a quickie is the element of surprise, if it was planned, it wasn't a quickie

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

y'all are making it seem like you can only make money illegally these days.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

y'all are having sex for sport these days, it's really the hoelympics out there.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

I'm in a bad place rn man. Not mentally though, I just live in Nigeria.

Jae

@Real_jaeflex

4 months

"Go to hell" is so abstract. "Go be a Nigerian." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

nobody wants teleportation more than people in long distance relationships.

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

living with your aunt is top 3 worst things to go through as a young adult. she go dey monitor you pass the people wey actually born you.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

absolutely nothing will prepare you for what happened in this video. 🤣🤣

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@HastalaHastala

8 months

@clinicalmusiala g/a lmao. this season jude's playing the same position as musiala and he has more g/a get real. he's better than musiala.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

it's so easy to be happy sometimes, it can be from something as little as your shuffle playing the exact song you had in mind.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

that "nonchalant" gimmick is not for me, I will notice and I will react.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

diseases tryna compete with the Olympics and the world cup, coming every 4 years. such attention seekers.

Pop Base

@PopBase

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The World Health Organisation has declared Mpox (monkeypox) a public health emergency of international concern.

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@HastalaHastala

17 days

@Itschristy___ plate number, yee😭😭

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

Cash ❌ Transfer ❌ "How many likes for..." ✅ Tinubu, adabi a da. 🙏🏽

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

it's not only very hilarious that the fear of long words is called sesquipedalophobia, it's very cruel too.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

why did it take me so long to realize what "reverse cybersecurity" means?🤣😭😭🤣

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

who taught you how to do the kick off glitch?

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

easiest way to piss me off is to think I'm lying about some petty shit, who tf do you think you are?

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

i don't trust my dermatologist, she always tell me lice.

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

Thunderman AWAYYYY

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@_wingplay

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muad pose

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

speed Darlington walked so that dj chicken and those other guys could run. them no run go anywhere though, prime akpi>>>

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

That phase when you slowly start hating your football club...

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@HastalaHastala

1 month

Just watched china win a 100m race, what happened to ping pong?? Game's gone fr

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@HastalaHastala

26 days

can't shame the shameless, follow for more great content. 😉

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@HastalaHastala

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this boy asked me to carry him, i did and he decided to puke on me. now i'm covered in wizkid lyrics

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

FM 24 actually looked realistic for a while, then England won the Euros and Kane scored the only goal in the final.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

they don't even do "freeze" and "egbon" in primary /secondary school no more, life don hard pass all that one.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

if you're an insomniac, I have a miracle cure for you. Hint : it has absolutely nothing to do with Southgate Ball

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

Ronaldo's career decisions. 😕

Jon Najarian •Private•

@yakuinice

2 months

what's worse than a breakup?

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

I don't feel like reading for my exams, but I never feel like reading for my exams, I just do it anyways.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

carsickness is top 5 worst things to ever exist. y'all share your experiences.

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@HastalaHastala

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"bros you sure say na here you plug your phone"

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@HastalaHastala

17 days

you not a real nigga if you have good looking toes

cactus

@cactusown

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what’s an unpopular opinion that will have you like this

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@HastalaHastala

2 months

Spotify no fit keep secret dawg. you play two songs and the next thing you'll hear is "You're listening to this Ad because you're using FREE Spotify"

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

currently in that mood where you don't know why you're angry but you know you're angry.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

tbh, I want more blown tweets simply because I love twitter notifications. 🤣

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

walking with a shorter person is so gratifying.

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@HastalaHastala

3 months

"that girl wey you pin for my body yesterday, no try am again, she dey gba"

Monfy!!🖤

@mftheevilone

3 months

If walls could talk:

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@HastalaHastala

4 months

hate on Arsenal ❌ hate on Arsenal fans because they can't stop saying ridiculous things ✅✅✅ Una just start lol, more to come.

Santi™

@ThePeakSanti

4 months

I know everyone hates Arsenal but bloody Hell last night cemented the fact that we are the most hated club in the world. This is more reason for Arsenal fans to stick together as one and get behind Arteta and the team because nobody else will ever support us.

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