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Fuck this rap shit, I listen to classical

West London, UK
Joined November 2009
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 years
niggas dumb as hell everywhere lmao
@DaGoldenO
Le O.
5 years
Pardon parlez à votre pote
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@Hassan241
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9 years
hell is gonna be lit
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 year
the moment we won the champions league btw
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@JordaanSZN
Jordan.
1 year
KdB calling in sick on cup final again? It’s giving Andreas Christensen
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@Hassan241
hassan
4 years
he did it better
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@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
4 years
Finally! My barber Chris told me this morning coronavirus has been the biggest challenge his business has ever faced. The virus has not gone away. We need targeted support for businesses and the furlough scheme extended for those parts of the economy most at risk.
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@Hassan241
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1 year
reece james plays like 10 games a season but for those 10 games he’s the best player in the world
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@Hassan241
hassan
4 years
only thing you do
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@susannareid100
Susanna Reid
4 years
Which part of my speaking up was silence?
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 months
this was the dumbest game of the decade
@fullback03
• dave ellis •
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‘And it’s Spurs who kick off the match against City..’
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@Hassan241
hassan
28 days
sancho doesn’t like running does he loool 😭
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
I am fucking crying.
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 years
whew
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
🙏🏾
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 months
he doesn’t even cross from open play! whole stadium booing. madrid players laughing. rough.
@Hassan241
hassan
3 months
noni standing over crossing free kicks. yeah man, wrap this season up immediately.
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 months
EnzoDefenceLeague
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
3 months
💪🇪🇨 Midfielder Moises Caicedo has now joined up with the squad in California! #BluesInTheUSA
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
todd catching all the heat while eghbali is sucking off jorge mendes somewhere. the game is cruel.
@Gideoomatic
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2 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
how long you think before he drops this tough guy act? we know you don’t pick the team fella
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
2 months
🚨 Enzo Maresca sends a warning to his Chelsea players: “If you think I’m going to give you a chance without working hard, forget about it.” 😳 ( @HaytersTV - 🎥) #CFC
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 years
and you lot make fun of the full english?
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 months
when they start speaking like this best believe you have been scammed
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
5 months
🔵🇧🇷 Palmeiras manager Abel Ferreira on Estevão to join Chelsea: “Endrick to Real Madrid and then Estevão to Chelsea now… in one year!”. ❗️ “I hope Chelsea won’t sign any other player from us, I hope they will let us alone. Please, give us a break”. Here we go, confirmed. ✅
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@Hassan241
hassan
7 years
6 years and I’ve never seen this before
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 years
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
chelsea sporting directors think they’ll keep the wage bill down by giving 120k to 4 average players instead of giving 250k to one elite player
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hassan
1 year
IS THIS THE PARADE?
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 years
FT: Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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BREAKING: Marco Silva has been sacked by Everton, Sky Sports News understands.
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@Hassan241
hassan
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@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
4 years
. @RishiSunak is the Universal Credit uplift going to be taken away in April?
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hassan
7 years
all these maya tweets but this is still the worst one. nanny uno. not ayeeyo.
@MayaJama
Maya Jama
7 years
Nanny Jama ❤️
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
would’ve been made vice captain at another london club
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
2 months
🚨🇲🇱 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Tottenham have SUSPENDED Yves Bissouma for the game vs Leicester after he filmed himself inhaling laughing gas! ❌ Postecoglou: "There's some trust building to do between Biss & me, and Biss and the group." ( @Dan_KP )
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
tag yourself, im devil healer
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hassan
25 days
he was struggling then maresca abandoned his system. hope this helps
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 months
will be a miracle if we win. we’re gonna see refereeing decisions we’ve never seen before
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
8 months
Just going to be an unbearable day isn’t it.
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 year
lauren and reece both do dumb shit when they’re frustrated 😭😭
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 month
we’re winning in spite of him, not because of him
@Mohxmmad
CFC Pics
1 month
Enzo Maresca #BOUCHE
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hassan
2 months
maatsen out for 40m but had to buy kellyman for 20m. gallagher out for 35m but have to buy felix for 40-45m. what kinda club operates like this?
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@Hassan241
hassan
28 days
don’t think people quite understand how bad the felix and KDH signings were
@CFCPys
Pys
28 days
Carney Chukwuemeka created the most chances by a player in the match vs Barrow - he played just 13 minutes. #CFC
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hassan
5 years
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 years
phoneshop > your fave
@00sclassic
yanet
3 years
y’all qrt this with the funniest scene from a sitcom
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@Hassan241
hassan
6 months
players even gotta tell him to make runs lmao
@Hassan241
hassan
6 months
the way they avoid passing to mudryk kills me 😭
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
so he’s the face of the club and captain after that video. everything about this club feels so off right now
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
2 months
A new season begins today. COYB! 💙 #CFC | #CHEMCI
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 years
wtf is this. leave him alone.
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
5 years
‘I never want to label what the future is going to be because I don’t think anyone can really ever do that.’ #LoveIsland 's Curtis Pritchard addresses rumours about his sexuality.
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hassan
5 months
@omozay they did not respect us one bit
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 year
having him in goal gives players confidence to shoot. never seen anything like it in my life at this level
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
If Views is trash
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@Hassan241
hassan
6 months
ozempic
@Mohxmmad
CFC Pics
6 months
Todd Boehly at Sportico Invest LA yesterday night #CFC
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@Hassan241
hassan
10 years
She was looking so promising
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
ITS A WIFE
@FameAdventura
Brandon.
8 years
You take a girl on a first date and she eat like this, what you doing?
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@Hassan241
hassan
9 years
I've been laughing for 10 mins
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
how do i block all of muslim twitter in one go?
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 month
REAL SOCCER
@Hassan241
hassan
1 month
clearlake want us to play 2016 pep ball but 2024 pep is hoofing it up the big man 😭😭
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hassan
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@AbsoluteChelsea
Absolute Chelsea
2 years
What was your favourite Jorginho moment during his #Chelsea career, Blues?
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
because his wages are too high
@CaseyCfc63506
CaseyCFC
2 months
Can someone tell me why Maresca struggles to utilize Nkunku?
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 years
he has a tweet for everything. he’s really a twitter nigga
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
10 years
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 months
these chelsea SDs won’t even question why villarreal are happy to let their first choice keeper leave for 20m. probably think they’ve done a great job
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 months
🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea are closing in on Filip Jørgensen deal, as agreement with Villarreal is at final stages. Chelsea have improved their proposal after initial bid worth €20m and they’re just discussing deal structure with Villarreal. Jørgensen has already agreed on contract.
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@Hassan241
hassan
9 years
when you're chelsea on career mode and all 204 players return from loan in the second season http://t.co/yzNebpUyMo
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 years
brexit is NOTHING compared to this
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@Hassan241
hassan
17 days
last time we needed a goal against a 10 man low block. enzo can’t do this.
@KLVNN6
𝟙𝟘𝟘🅺
17 days
Carney is a better midfielder than Enzo. But they want him gone
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@Hassan241
hassan
26 days
what is it with chelsea fans and flexing players we didn’t get? 😭
@CFCMJordan
🎈
26 days
Barcola, Wharton, Durán, Omorodion, Nico Williams, Olise etc. What do they all have in common? 1) They were all scouted by our directors/scouts BEFORE they became stars. 2) Our fanbase, largely, ridiculed our directors for "not being serious" when first linked. *This summer
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
ONE BILLION spent and this is our only striker off the bench when chasing a game
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@rhystakes
Rhys
2 months
Best project in the league has Werner coming on at 1-1
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hassan
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cobham as we know it could be done. they got rid of jim and neil and undone 20+ years of good work and relationships in 18 months
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
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🚨 'There is a big distrust with academy boys at Chelsea because of the first team strategy of just signing players,' said one well-placed source. If Chelsea aren't careful, the departure of Rio Ngumoha to Liverpool will be the tip of the iceberg. ( @SamiMokbel81_DM ) #CFC
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 years
CHEDDIRA WHEN I CATCH YOU
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hassan
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a 12 game enzo ban would legit save our season
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 month
🚨🇺🇾 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Rodrigo Bentancur charged by FA for alleged breach of FA Rule E3 for misconduct in a media interview. Could be a 'hefty potential ban' between 6-12 games for the Spurs midfielder if his charge is upheld, reports @AlasdairGold .
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@Hassan241
hassan
3 years
my fall plans delta variant
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@Hassan241
hassan
28 days
@ttondev watching full highlights back for the first time now and just noticed it. he’s so funny
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hassan
2 months
this league is pathetic. these refs think fans pay to see them
@tekkersfoot
Tekkers Foot
2 months
🚨🚨 RED CARD Declan Rice!
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
give midtable wages, get midtable results.
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
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🚨💷 Chelsea wage bill has now been significantly cut to an average of around £60,000 a week, with big incentives for individual and team achievements. It was more than £200,000-a-week under Roman Abramovich’s ownership. ( @Matt_Law_DT ) #CFC
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hassan
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clearlake want us to play 2016 pep ball but 2024 pep is hoofing it up the big man 😭😭
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
he’ll get an england call up soon and winstanley will be back in the championship where he belongs. good luck this season trev 🫶🏽
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 months
🚨 EXCL: Crystal Palace reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Trevoh Chalobah. Deal for versatile 25yo defender straight season-long loan - no option or obligation to buy next summer. Transfer includes loan fee from #CPFC to #CFC @TheAthleticFC #DeadlineDay
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hassan
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“obsessed with player trading” is how you end up in bed with jorge mendes and swapping your best midfielder for jwow felix
@CFCPys
Pys
1 month
🚨 Clearlake and Boehly are in tatters. Boehly’s approach is to hire experts and let them get on with it, while Clearlake, particularly Egbhali, has taken a role considered by boehly as “micromanaging” - a source close to Boehly’s side described Eghbali as being “obsessed with
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 months
explains the downfall of our sport
@cityreport_
City Report
5 months
Arsenal manager: Mikel Arteta. Bayern Munich manager: Vincent Kompany. Chelsea manager: Enzo Maresca. 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 in common: Pep Guardiola. This is real 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄.
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@Hassan241
hassan
6 years
Camp Nou ain’t for everyone.
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hassan
2 years
ngl if i was devon allen they would have to drag me off that track #WorldAthleticsChamps
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hassan
6 years
Believe in Eden.
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hassan
2 years
we’ve never had and will never have a worse goalkeeper
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hassan
28 days
@IVIuhanad it’s only funny when we’re winning 😭
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hassan
6 years
same, bro.
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hassan
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@SheffieldUnited
Sheffield United
18 days
SIX consecutive @SkyBetChamp clean sheets. ⛔️🧱
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@Hassan241
hassan
7 years
Best African Player of All Time getting pocketed by Ashley Young. Hmm.
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hassan
3 months
@bluenatic_ i’d feel bad if his ego wasn’t so big
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 years
cucurella is terrified of traore. dunno if it’s bcz he’s black or just fast
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@Hassan241
hassan
5 years
Francesca top 5 girls to enter the villa this season #loveislandaftersun
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@Hassan241
hassan
9 years
Deemo 🙏🏾
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@Hassan241
hassan
1 year
don’t let them comp fool you, he was ASS
@CFCRetro
Archives
1 year
Fernando Torres 2012/13 - All 29 Goals + Assists for Chelsea
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@Hassan241
hassan
22 days
enzo-tchouameni swap deal would save my life
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
22 days
🚨 Real Madrid are open to offers for Aurélien Tchouaméni, with Liverpool the club most interested in sealing a £66m deal for next summer. (Source: Fichajes)
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hassan
9 years
Why is he tryna kill people LOOOL http://t.co/YuDWeiU9Ew
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hassan
1 month
players leaving chelsea to compete for trophies and play champions league football. we’ve become early emirates era arsenal…
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@atletiuniverse
Atletico Universe
1 month
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔴⚪️ Conor Gallagher: “I’ve felt very wanted and appreciated by Atletico Madrid, which is important for any footballer. Chelsea are a huge football club, one of the biggest in the world, along with Atleti, but I have taken that exciting step of playing Champions League football
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@Hassan241
hassan
17 days
samu coming off the bench is exactly what we needed in this game 🤣 we had our pants pulled down by mendes. lost our best midfielder last season for no reason
@Sam____2312
Sam
17 days
That Felix money should’ve gone towards an actual game changer.
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hassan
17 days
if you don’t rate solanke pls find a new sport
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hassan
2 months
poch top 5 chelsea managers of all time fr
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 months
🔵 João Félix story exclusively revealed yesterday night, entering into key stages. Jorge Mendes, still in London to negotiate his potential return to Chelsea… talks remain ongoing. #CFC management wanted to keep João one year ago, he wanted to stay but Pochettino said no.
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hassan
3 months
if we’re being 100, colwill has more flaws in his defending than chalobah. the fact that he’s good on the ball is saving him a lot with this fanbase
@DinoCFC
🎟
3 months
Absolute rubbish. What makes Colwill elite but not Lewis Hall. Just admit you wasted money on duds and now have to make up for it instead of disrespecting good players
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hassan
1 month
imagine giving minutes to jwow felix over this demon
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hassan
2 months
as long as the higher ups have your back, you will get endless opportunities. look at mudryk. look at sanchez.
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@Hassan241
hassan
2 months
eghbali’s ukrainian child ain’t going nowhere
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hassan
8 years
me looking down at the rest of the premier league
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hassan
2 months
CHALOBAH THIS RESULT IS FOR YOU MY BROTHER
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@Hassan241
hassan
8 years
TEARS B!! My nigga Robbie eating! Yacht soon come inshallah 🙏🏾
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hassan
2 years
the way christensen was treated chelsea fans deserve this version of koulibaly 🤣
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hassan
9 years
I cried for 3 days the first time I saw this
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hassan
1 year
if i was united i would sell sancho. plenty of teams would pay 40m for him
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hassan
9 years
We took Pedro from United like http://t.co/DzchcEIKME
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hassan
8 years
YES ANDY!
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hassan
5 years
I can give you plenty rap albums like that. His just sucks.
@shizzyshane215
Shane
5 years
Chance the Rapper: *writes album not promoting violence, drug abuse, or misogyny* Niggas:
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@Hassan241
hassan
4 months
running a smear campaign on the kid. nasty bunch.
@AbsoluteChelsea
Absolute Chelsea
4 months
Source: Michael Olise was keen to be the highest paid player at #Chelsea , however the Blues are ultimately trying to cut down the wage bill and felt it was out of their range. [via @NathGissing ]
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@Hassan241
hassan
4 months
if they were so good they’d sell sanchez, cucurella and mudryk. cobham sells itself because TALENT
@Blue_Footy
Vince™
4 months
Chelsea are so good at selling players. That's not up for debate.
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@Hassan241
hassan
6 months
this sport is genuinely beyond cooked. how is this a foul?
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