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3 years

Reject Embrace modernity tradition

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viewing the Chinese McDonald's menu through Google Translate produces some of the best fast food names i've ever seen

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3 years

Just dropped ‘beguiles’ in Scrabble for a devastating 60 points. Grandma is crying and throwing up, mum says I’ve ruined Christmas

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It doesn’t get better

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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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the poet the poem

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Good morning and happy Sunday you lovely people! Now last night, I had a lovely early night, I woke up nice and fresh and got myself in my gym, Bosh Gym for a lovely workout. I’m now back home, showered and ready to go to work and my wife has done me a little breakfast to keep me

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6 months

7 tickets for the Brewdog film, please

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Imagine how bad a film about the rise of Brewdog is going to be. And now imagine it being written by the dickhead ceo.

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8 months

Locked in at the gym

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11 months

When the toppings on your frozen pizza were all bunched on one side and you had to rearrange them a lil bit before putting it in the oven

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darth penis

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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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2 years

Apparently my hinge profile is currently going viral on tiktok thanks to my spectacular impression skills

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2 years

Garlic is the sluttiest food because it’s sold in little a fishnet outfit

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2 years

tag yourselves i'm energy egg

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4 years

I don’t care about your star sign I just wanna know which bon appetit test kitchen chef you identify with the most

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4 years

Candy company CEOs when Claire Saffitz shows people how to make their products at home

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When your friend mini bagel cracks a joke on the group chat

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1 year

Just saw the pollen count

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5 years

me forcing my friends, family, and romantic interests to watch bon appetit videos on youtube

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1 month

Teams vs Apple salute emojis are like those pictures of a soldier before and after WW2

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Don't like the teams salute emoji... He's too happily obedient, too docile

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. @McDonalds you have 24h to respond and/or give me free food

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2 years

There’s been another resignation in Westminster, but for WHO Chris Kamara?

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2 years

In light of the James Corden news, it felt right to share this experience I had with him a few years ago

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Happy birthday mate! Can’t believe you’re 2022 already, have a large glass of ‘blood’ for me x

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2 years

iPhone: found you some free public wifi :) Me: oh cool, does it work? iPhone: no :) Me: oh okay, can you switch back to mobile data then? iPhone: no :)

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5 years

when Belinda Carlisle sang ‘Oooh heaven is a place on earth’ she was talking about the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen

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5 years

it's.......................... boris johnson's account

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3 years

Thrilled to announce the beginning of No November! This November I will simply not

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2 years

@walkers_crisps I ate them all but feel free to send me more x

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Wow this is doing numbers, donate to @Mermaids_Gender

Stand with us against transphobia

Our staff are being threatened and funders intimidated as part of a cynical, coordinated attack on the trans community. Help us fight back.

www.crowdfunder.co.uk

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Simply have to hand it to the girl who’s using my Hinge profile to shoot her shot with internet food personality Brad Leone

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3 years

wow this did numbers, donate to @Mermaids_Gender

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Nduja producers after inventing MOB Kitchen

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3 years

Imagine getting an "As per my last email" from spinach

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Plant-human communication is finally here...and it's wonderfully weird. 🥬 Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds. This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts. The ultimate superfood...! In full 👇

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2 years

Henry VIII seeing Catherine Parr shortly after the execution of Katherine Howard

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2 years

This could be 6…

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3 years

It’s depressing when your relatives go anti-vax, but it can be funny too

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3 years

was talking to my therapist about how i've been tweeting more lately and how i need to rely less on external validation and she says 'to be fair you are a funny person' and i'm like thank you but you are just stoking the fire here vicky

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1 year

stop making squash stronger. first it was double concentrated, now it's triple, who knows where we're headed next. fruit flavour wasn't meant to be this strong. we are spitting in the face of god

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1 year

Poured my pasta cooking water away without reserving any to use in the sauce

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harry kersh

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3 years

* Personal News Tweet * I've been promoted to Senior Producer on the video team at @thisisinsider ! Thrilled to continue working on Food Wars and much much more at this fantastic company 🎉

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harry kersh

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2 years

I don’t want to be Twitter famous I just want enough followers to be able to tweet ‘having a beer’ and have 10-20 people reply ‘hell yeah’ or ‘go off, king’

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3 years

While you’re here donate to @TrevorProject to help save young LGBTQ+ lives

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2 years

Some fun news: I've been promoted to Managing Producer on the video team at @thisisinsider ! I'll still be writing and hosting Food Wars, but will also be overseeing our fantastic team while we build out the show and explore some cool new series ideas

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3 years

This TikTok perfectly sums up what I’ve been saying for YEARS

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2 years

Beyond honoured, thank you @TIME

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Food Wars on tour 🍔

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Guys we made national media

Man inundated with marriage proposals after 'genius' voice note on Hinge Profile

A man's dating profile has gone viral online and left many women begging to 'marry him' after they heard a voice prompt in which he does a hilarious impression of Kermit the Frog

www.mirror.co.uk

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3 years

Call me ‘french sandwich filling’ because I am in pain

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If you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship. Real happiness doesn’t come from having a partner, it comes from strangers liking your posts on the internet

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3 years

All these girls with ‘taken’ in their bios like we get it you love Liam Neeson damn

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4 years

wide, shallow bowls are the best type of crockery by a mile. no other food vessel even comes close. unparalleled versatility

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2 years

An event where you eat pasta with your friends and talk about your feelings called penne for your thoughts

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2 years

I am once again annoyed at the fact that I survived two years of a global pandemic only to be absolutely bodied by some pollen

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29 going on 6

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wide, shallow bowls are the best type of crockery by a mile. no other food vessel even comes close. unparalleled versatility

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The blue has faded on this Ukraine flag so now it just looks like this building supports Wario

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2 years

The worst thing about having divorced parents is having to decide who to celebrate the Battle of the Boyne with every year

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3 years

I’m sorry but it will never not be funny to me to say ‘May I take your jacket sir’ to every clove of garlic I peel

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4 years

When is Instagram going to let me create an ‘even closer friends’ story where I can be truly unhinged while like three people watch on in horror

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4 years

How it How it’s started going

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4 years

@HISTORYUK Hello Sky History can we please have an explanation as to why you're putting someone with white supremacist tattoos all over his head on the telly?

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1 year

bro they are murdering me in the community notes

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3 years

This deep-fried burger is super cheesy!

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3 years

It’s a Sunday and I’m not hungover so I am taking myself and my snorlax jumper to the science museum!!

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1 year

why are hummus and falafel so commonly paired up when in reality all you're doing is eating chickpea with more chickpea. dipping falafel in hummus is just chickpea²

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2 years

When I get a message preview from a friend saying “this seems like something you’d do,” I’m either about to laugh or be confronted with untold horrifying truths about myself

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1 year

As it draws to a close, I have to say that 2022 was absolutely one of the years of my life

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2 years

Stay strong queen

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3 years

getting quote tweeted by a private account

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3 years

Closing the Twitter app and then reflexively opening it again immediately afterwards, inflicting 5 points of psychic damage on myself

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3 years

My first tattoo. A tribute to my beautiful cat, King, who passed away recently. Love you and miss you buddy ❤️👑

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4 years

~Personal News Tweet~ Today I'm starting a new role at Insider, joining the video team as a Story Producer! Super excited for this fresh challenge and can't wait to bring you many more iconic video moments like these

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In 2023 you were let go from your role as an M&M's Spokescandy after a widely panned rebrand attempt. To what extent did you feel let down by the marketing department, and do you have anything you'd like to say to Tucker Carlson?

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2 years

Every walk is a walk of shame if you hate yourself

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4 years

A story in four parts

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making me work a full time job even though i'm like sooooo sleepy all the time

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Jason Lee checking his texts

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Rishi Sunak

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The United Kingdom is a great country but we face a profound economic crisis. That’s why I am standing to be Leader of the Conservative Party and your next Prime Minister. I want to fix our economy, unite our Party and deliver for our country.

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Hear me out: antidepressants should come like this

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2 years

we need to get rid of smoking breaks at work and replace them with breaks where you're allowed to lay down on the floor for 15 minutes and nobody is allowed to question it

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Happy Father’s Day to my anti-vax dad

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bööst

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Having to constantly remind myself that no, I don’t have covid, I just can’t taste anything because I burned my tongue on a greggs steak bake

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2 years

Separating the art (pints at spoons) from the artist (the owner of spoons)

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2 years

Instagram needs to add an ‘Even Closer Friends’ feature because where am I supposed to post about having a crush on one of my close friends

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3 years

I know I’m not a proper adult yet because I went shopping and came back with none of the things on my list but instead bought a giant gold meditating frog statue

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It’s always ‘liked a message that you sent’ and never ‘let’s run away together and start a new life in a cute woodland cottage’

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Now that my Hinge profile has gone viral I need to start planning my next move. How can I get my Goodreads account on the nine o'clock news

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What the hell

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found out about the Spotify sex playlist

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finally got some @memeappetit merch and it’s 🔥🔥🔥

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Strong start to 2022 as I'm officially crowned a 'food expert' by national media

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2 years

do you think the kid who bullied me in year 7 knows I’m a niche internet micro celebrity now

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It’s my First gift I’m Birthday! given is COVID

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3 years

When the Far East Movement said they were feeling ‘fly like a G6’ they were actually making a scathing criticism of the G6 nations (France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK, the US) and their overuse of air travel, encouraging them to move towards greener economies

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When I don’t reply to people on dating apps it’s because of normal and understandable reasons, but when people don’t reply to me it’s because they hate me and want me to die

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My favourite music album? That's a tough question, but I'd probably say Spotify Daily Mix 3

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