Jack DeYoung @HarleyKeiner Twitter profile

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

6 months

QB1 is very excited about our twins.

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Jack DeYoung

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5 years

Crazy to see that Gavin Degraw is the halftime performer at the Orange Bowl. My first business card I ever had said “but I’m Gavin Degraw” because I once witnessed him say that to a bartender to ask for free food in Gainesville, Florida in 2007 and I thought it was hysterical.

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Jack DeYoung

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5 months

Meet Colin and Jane. They are both happy and healthy and we could not love them more. Today the swaddle, tomorrow the world.

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Jack DeYoung

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11 months

In the annals of history, nobody has ever graduated the top of their class from an Ivy League School, started the World Series, and run a 4.3 electronically timed 40 yard dash while simultaneously accepting a Nobel Prize. On 3/29, that changes. Whammo AND Blammo coming in hot.

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Jack DeYoung

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4 months

Hey the people at @WolfsonChildren are absolute saints. The Bruiser had a rough night and they were just incredible. We are lucky to have them in Jacksonville.

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Jack DeYoung

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5 years

Five years ago today a doctor suggested five years would probably be my life expectancy. That illness is gone and I'm fine now but I'm stepping mighty carefully today so I can maybe send him an email tomorrow that reads: "Five years and one day, motherfucker."

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Jack DeYoung

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2 years

The niece had never seen Back To The Future. Feel like this was a pretty decent spot for a first viewing.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Today in eavesdropping at Bold Bean: Dude at the table next to me is in the middle of a job interview and when asked how long he'd worked at a previous position, he answered "a long-ass time." You could actually feel his soul leave his body when he realized what he'd said.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

The @JaxShrimp were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! I for one AM HERE FOR IT.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

So my dad once wrote a negative review of an Eddie Murphy comedy show and the next year, Eddie Murphy opened his show in Gainesville with “That reporter from the Gainesville Sun can s—- my d—-.” I would put that on a business card.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

New parenthood is failing to realize you apparently wore two different shoes all day.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

There's already too much sadness on this app so I just want you to know that my mom was the funniest, fiercest, most empathetic person ever and you would have loved her. Her favorite word was "decency." Let's all be decent to each other. The small things can go so far.

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Jack DeYoung

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2 years

115,000 platelets. Eight years ago I had 12,000. “This is a complete turnaround and you don’t have to worry about it anymore.”-my hematologist. A very surreal day.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

Anyone else all of a sudden feel like they just lost ten pounds of daily existential dread? No reason.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

I'm going to tweet some version of this on August 11th going forward. A doctor told me I had a five year life expectancy on this day SIX years ago (I'm totally fine now). Takes ALL I have to not send him an email today that says "Made it another year. Sucks to suck, doc."

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

Feel like I kinda earned this one.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

6 years

"Based on what you've said I think you would really like @JasonIsbell . He writes great songs."-me. "How does he compare to Sondheim?"-person at the table. How the fuck do you respond to that?

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

6 years

Heard the @againstme cover of a Jim Carroll cover on shuffle on my way to pick up an RX so I stopped at a local bookstore because I hadn’t read The Basketball Diaries in a while. Opened it up in the car and kinda freaked out a little...

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

Had to go to the Town Center today which is of course awful but did overhear this which made it more tolerable. Six year old: “Why do I still have to wear this? It’s been years.” <- moves mask around face Mother of six year old: “Because you’re a responsible person.”

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

Hey I know those two!

Nuera Marketing

@NueraMarketing

4 months

Congratulations to our head of social and digital Jack DeYoung and his wife Natalie on the birth of their beautiful twins, Colin and Jane! Today is their first #NationalSiblingsDay and we're sure they'd appreciate the shoutout if they weren’t less than a month old!

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Jack DeYoung

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2 years

It’s time for the annual tweet that mentions that it has now been eight years to the day that a doctor told me I only had five years left. In very good health despite you know, my natural inclination to jump off things and inadvertently break machinery with sharp blades.

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Jack DeYoung

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4 years

A few years ago we had a semi-elaborate wedding planned and then I got really sick and plans changed. My sainted wife could not have been cooler and we got married at Memorial Park in a small, but wonderful ceremony. Apparently she bought this yesterday and it made me so happy.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Mother in law called the wife this morning to say she was seeing an acronym all over her Facebook feed and she didn’t know what it meant. “Do YOU know what LFG stands for?” made me smile.

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Jack DeYoung

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3 years

Both the easiest and hardest thing I’ve ever had to write.

Obituaries in Gainesville, FL | Gainesville Sun

Kerry A. DeYoung Ocala - Kerry A. DeYoung of Ocala, passed away on September 25, 2021 after a short illness. A woman whose giving nature defies any...

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

My sister and I are considering starting an Instagram account that exclusively features our mother’s reactions whenever one of us is driving. There is no shortage of material.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Me: “Hey, how’s your day going?” A clear day with no wind whatsoever in Jacksonville, Florida: “Eat shit loser, I’m wrecking your porch with this tree.”

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

I became an uncle yesterday and already coaching up the gal on why canned Gatorade just hits different.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

I have been training my whole life for today. All the hours of blood, sweat, and poorly received mix cds for girls in high school come down to this. I have begun making the playlist to play in the hospital when the twins are born. This is my Super Bowl.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

7 months

When I worked at a record store in Gainesville, a customer came in and asked if there were any shows in town that day. I said “Well, Wheatus is playing …they had that awful song ‘Teenage Dirtbag’.” Said customer then replied “I wrote that song” and I immediately died a little.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

Did an interview with @folioweekly . The Boy was unimpressed.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

Been married nearly nine years and I still haven’t learned that “go pick up a few quick things at Target” actually means “we live here now.”

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

My wife asked if I wanted to run the #GateRiverRun a few years ago and I agreed thinking she would just forget about it. She did not forget about it. I finished the race and it was great but throwing up off the Main St. Bridge right next to the live feed camera wasn’t ideal.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

7 months

We were so arrogant…

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

No way am I sleeping tonight. LFG!

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

Get yourself a boss like @joesampsonfl who immediately springs for the super deluxe twin stroller minutes after you post a link to your baby registry. The whole @NueraMarketing crew has been super supportive and the babies love this stroller.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

So Colin will calm down every time I sing him “Thunder Road.” Little Jane here? It’s “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” and she is OUT like a light. The world is a vampire but we are riding out tonight to case the promised land.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

6 months

Gotta respect Jermaine Dupri for rockin with the Oddjob/Wednesday Adams fit…

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

A few years ago, my amazing wife won a pretty incredible award. Since I'm nothing if not shamelessly sycophantic, I commissioned this video from Rex Manning in her honor. He crushed it at the height of the pandemic. Happy #RexManningDay , my dudes.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Natalie brought home Burger King. I brought home something a little better.* Yep, it’s pure class over at the DeYoung house. *My neighbors came home while I was filling the shark pool alone. Proud to be the reigning neighborhood weirdo.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Had to return the #DUUUVAL to the kid that was just so geeked up in traffic that he couldn’t stop yelling it.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

What my wife thinks will happen if I don’t lock a door for a three minute trip up the road…

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Jack DeYoung

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2 years

I didn’t drop this baby so I’m putting today in the W column.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

8 months

This is me the moment I realized I accidentally took two sedatives instead of thyroid medication today because they look similar and I was in a hurry.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

What’s this about a train?

@SanMarcoTrain: Meet the Jacksonville resident who’s given a voice to a source of frustration for...

Over the years, trains slowly passing across Hendricks Avenue and Atlantic Boulevard — which, collectively, have come to be known as the “San Marco Train” — have made thousands of people late to...

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Jack DeYoung

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7 months

Just let someone cut in front of me in traffic and received no courtesy wave after the fact so obviously I will be irrationally irritated about it for the remainder of the day. Sociopaths living among us, friends.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

7 years

@TheRyanAdams Why do my cats look like an Oasis publicity photo from 1995 when we try to make them listen to music?

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Ooof, forgot the anniversary of a certain diagnosis and therefore forgot to email my doctor to remind him that it has been eight years since he told me I likely only had five left. The tone has gotten less snarky each year but the thesis is generally "Sup, fucker?"

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 years

I only have one photo on my desk at work and it’s this one of my grandmother. She started volunteering at a children’s hospital in 1968 and kept that up until the day she died. She got her diploma at 75 and was so proud of it. Not sure why but I miss her a lot today.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

10 months

Bad news. One of my twins already looks like they will enjoy the music of Phish.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

8 years

@laurajanegrace Against Me! gets a brief shoutout in the Rolling Stone cover story about Paris Jackson...

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Jack DeYoung

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1 year

#DTJax looking good after a day of doing absolutely nothing but watching glorious hotel television which we all know is the best kind of television.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

Happy 10 year anniversary to when I arrogantly told my wife that the #GateRiverRun would be easy, totally forgot about it and then had to run it without having trained. Threw up over the Main Street Bridge right in front of the live stream cameras like a true G.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

Janey here has been pumping iron.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

The thrill of casting a vote doesn’t ever really get old, does it?

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

This has been my expression all morning knowing I get to see Springsteen in Tampa today.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

Music has always been really important to me and my sister despite our VERY different taste. We used to call my mom to tell her about songs she would love and I guess she wrote them all down because I just found this.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

9 years

You've got this, Jay. #TeamJay http://t.co/5ZM2WMOibz

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 years

Holy smokes I guess we now officially bought a house. My text to my sister pretty much speaks to my thoughts on it.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

6 years

Saw some people wearing a @JaxShrimp hat while waiting in line for a lobster roll in Maine. Got to talking and turns out one of them works in San Marco like me. They asked if I knew the San Marco Train twitter account. I'm too vain to be cool and say I didn't.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

The fat cat has been informed that we will be having twins this week. His reaction speaks volumes.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 months

Sup girl? Tell me all about your day.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

8 months

@alex_kirshner I do like that he got love bombed with five star reviews though. The one stars got taken down.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

7 years

This started as a way to make my coworkers and my wife laugh. I got a little too into it (see the multiple gibberish notes written on my phone at 4am) but it was a lot of fun. Thanks to everyone (particularly @MelissainJax & @claireNjax ) for being such good sports about it.

San Marco Train

@SanMarcoTrain

7 years

Hey Everyone, We're retiring this account today to focus on our mission to Make America Late Again. You may not see us on Twitter, but rest assured that you WILL see us every time you're running late to something important in San Marco. It's been a lot of fun. #MALA forever.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Overheard on an Ocala Hilton elevator: Two little old ladies leaving a high school reunion for c/o 1972: "It really boggles the mind that it has been literally 50 years since we graduated and those fuckers are still cliquey."

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

One month in and the babies wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

He looks like a pink nightmare.

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Jack DeYoung

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3 months

Who’s the wild man now?!

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Jack DeYoung

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4 years

Went to the Town Center today. Assume most folks in Jacksonville understand the subliminal message about the caliber of my day based on that sentiment alone.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Remember when you got that FB invite for your 10 year high school reunion from the obligatory overachiever and then it got cancelled because nobody showed up? Cant even imagine the same people picketing to preserve some stupid name of a school they haven’t attended in 30 years.

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Jack DeYoung

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5 months

Me to therapist last week: “I think I will be pretty calm on the day. We have done more than enough preparation.” Me on the day (today):

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

I got to watch my amazing wife @nataliedeyoung accept a Women of Influence Award today while sitting next to her mom. I’m a cynical dude but my goodness if the best cure for that wasn’t seeing so many amazing women on stage being celebrated for what they do in Jacksonville.

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Jack DeYoung

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2 years

When I was a kid, my dad used to mumble obscenities trying to get the tree into our old, rusted tree stand. My favorite memory was him finally and theatrically announcing “Ladies and gentleman, the tree” right before it fell on his head. I bought a new tree stand to be safe.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

7 years

I guess I deserved this...

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

These @JaxBizJournal folks just told me to use the hashtag #womenofinfluence . @nataliedeyoung is being honored today but I thought this photo of her with her mom spoke to that hashtag. At the risk of being touchy-feely, it’s very genuinely inspiring to be here with them.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

Me: “Let’s go for a walk.” Wife: “Would love to!” (Front door opens to reveal a beautiful evening) Wife: “Shouldn’t your car be here?” Me: “...” Every single teacher I had growing up that said I was forgetful is validated tonight after I walked home from the grocery store.

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Jack DeYoung

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8 months

The guy on Facebook who reached out to let me know he knew my mom in college just used the word “lovers” so obviously THIS conversation will be coming to an abrupt end.

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Jack DeYoung

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5 years

Can you imagine the time and effort @NateMonroeTU , @ChrisHongTU , and the @jaxdotcom staff put in to completely nail the JEA coverage? I’m sure they’ve heard it a lot this week but well done, guys. Still think Monroe got robbed when he wasn’t voted worst thing about Jax though.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Natalie and I’ve been married for 8 years which seems insane and normal all at once. I did the math which is always a bad idea for me and realized I’ve known her for 1/3rd of my life. Can’t imagine anything better. Somewhere there’s a smile and a spreadsheet with my name on it.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

I turn 35 on Sunday (whoa). I’m the new baby in this inscription that Neil Young wrote on this poster after my dad interviewed him a few weeks before I was born.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Words haven’t been invented yet to describe how happy I was seven years ago today when I married this one. @nataliedeyoung is just as incredible as you’ve always suspected.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

11 months

@ErrbodyAintAble

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Jack DeYoung

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1 year

Dude at the UPS store was cursing a malfunctioning copy machine so I said “PC load letter…What the fuck does that mean, am I right?” Crickets.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

Seemed appropriate to pull my first @Trevorlawrencee card from a pack on #904Day

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Jack DeYoung

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4 months

Perfectly swaddling a screaming baby at 3am should be an Olympic event because I am bringing home the gold in light of recent events.

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Jack DeYoung

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8 months

Had a great time at the baby shower and now I want to sleep for 48 hours.

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Jack DeYoung

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4 years

Met the wife eleven years ago today. Pleased to report that she remains impatient when I try to pretend to fall in the water while she takes a photo but I think this one worked out ok.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Settle an argument for me here. How many people have heard this song?

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 months

I’ve had a seriously clogged right ear the last few days and apparently the best medicine to fix that is to have this one spit up directly into it.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

3 years

@CardPurchaser Popped over to Walgreens and saw they had one last hanger of Update. It was, in the parlance of our times, a banger. Kellenic /70 and the Hayes SP.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

My dad interviewed Bob Woodward and I guess the interview gets published at 7pm tonight. Happy for him and glad that’s pretty much the only thing happening in politics today.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

5 years

A few years ago my mom was in town so my wife bought us all tickets to ��a one man show w/this guy who is on NPR.” My mom & I both exchanged looks that said “this is so gonna suck but let’s humor her.” The man in question was @al_letson & my mom and I still talk about that show.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

Mr. I’m Pro Business takes to the bully pulpit to slam our small business in reply to Joe taking him to task for fat-shaming a private citizen.

Joe Sampson

@JoeSampsonFL

2 years

I offer no apology for defending a private citizen who the mayor of Jacksonville pathetically tripled down on fat-shaming, nor for blocking him after he bizarrely and needlessly evoked our small business in an attempt to do it harm. My only regret is voting for such a bully.

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Jack DeYoung

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3 years

Got to see my mom for the first time in months today and it has just been tip top.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

4 years

So my sister had surgery yesterday (she is fine) so I wanted to get the most random celebrity she liked from our childhood to film a Cameo for her to cheer her up. Mark McGrath absolutely crushed it.

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Jack DeYoung

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3 years

A few weeks ago, I asked the woman behind the counter at a convenience store how her day was going. She said “can’t complain.” I replied “Surely you can though, right?” Now every time I walk in she asks “what are we complaining about today?” and it’s just a delight.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

8 months

Lost my wallet on Saturday and had a police officer drive it to my house on Sunday with everything still in it. People are pretty great sometimes.

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Jack DeYoung

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10 months

Took my phone in to the first open store that fixed iPhones (Batteries + Bulbs) and they fixed it for free. They only requested that I write a Google review and hoo boy did I basically write the great American novel in my car. Resisting the urge to walk back in and show them.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

1 year

I think about this exchange fairly often.

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Jack DeYoung

@HarleyKeiner

2 years

“Why are we stopping here?” -the wife. “In 2010, I commandeered the company rental in the middle of the night and drove up PCH and heard the song “Transatlanticism” for the first time. I pulled over here, called you, and realized that I was in love with you.” -me, like a jerk.

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Jack DeYoung

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3 months

Taking these lunks on our first solo journey today. I expect a lot of frustration, tears, and drooling. Mostly from me though.

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