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Harith Iskander

@HarithIskander

4 years

I'm a SME business owner. Worst case scenario : in 6 months I lose my business, downgrade my house and car. B40 worst case scenario? It's happening TODAY. No food to eat, babies don't have milk. Kids are hungry. A little perspective helps.

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

Awak tahu ke kehidupan Pakcik tu sebelum ini? Awak di sisinya selama bertahun-tahun yang lepas? Even so what gives YOU the right to berate another human being Maybe I am not getting the complete picture. Please correct me. To "Carl Samsudin" I hope "God" sends you this message

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Harith Iskander

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1 year

My response to Jocelyn Chia's clip which has riled up Malaysians

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

I stand with bravery #MakeSchoolASaferPlace

ADIBAH NOOR 🇲🇾😼

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3 years

update from ain. you go girl!!!

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

I just explained to my 6yr old that the leader of Pakatan Harapan, @anwaribrahim is our new PM Zydane: "What does Harapan mean?" Me: "HOPE" Zydane: "Ok, I harapan tomorrow is a public holiday"

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Wait ... what?

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Harith Iskander

@HarithIskander

5 years

Read this. And next time you see a migrant worker you may think differently. Fantastic article

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@MothershipSG

5 years

I came to S’pore from Bangladesh to work at age 20 & an explosion left me in a 3-month coma. Here’s my story.

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Whomever wins - i HOPE they dont spend the first 8 months focused on 'taking revenge' and 'cancelling contracts' of the defeated. Focus on getting Malaysia back on track

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Its been 252 days since we went into the original MCO lockdown. You know what that means? Dr Noor Hisham holds the world record for most press conferences held by one person over 252 days

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

I can't fault these guys - their reaction is authentic and honest ... which is what makes it so SCARY. He is basically admitting to being 'turned on' (for real, not 'acting' turned on) whilst shooting a rape scene. Men. We need to DO BETTER We need to BE BETTER

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3 years

Tertengok dekat tiktok like how doh diaorang open this topic dekat tv ? like how doh ? tak boleh brain wei

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

When I see a woman who isn't 'covered up' I NEVER think of raping her. But this Ustaz is so smart he knows how a rapist sees women. It's almost as if he himself is a ... ... really smart guy

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

When I was a kid, I was the kuching and that pakcik was the ice-cream basikal uncle

@Tok_Tek

4 years

Kucing pun tahu yang mana satu hamba Allah yang baik hati. Belum lagi turun basikal semua kucing nak ikut hamba Allah ini.

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

It was never going to please eveyone - lets give them a chance and start work to #ABetterMalaysia

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Guess who just added about 67000 Tamil speaking fans to her name at the @arrahman concert in KL 😂 @CTNurhaliza11

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Recovery period for a normal mother after pregnancy is between 6 to 8 weeks. Unless you're a Minister. 2 weeks cukup.

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

While some r petrified over protests, perceived lost of dignity, there's this woman lives her life with kindness and compassion #MalaysianHero Repost @sinar_my Semoga Allah murahkan rezeki akak ni dan semoga perbuatan akak ni menjadi contoh buat kita semua Kredit Clement Wong

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Singaporeans follow the line even though nobody in line. As Msian we find short cuts.

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Harith Iskander

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1 year

"You know you're in Malaysia" Award goes to VGD5679 who casually parks his car in middle of pick up lane at arrivals KLIA (turns out he was standing across the road smoking a cigarette casually watching the difficulty he caused everyone)

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Harith Iskander

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7 years

Just makan at a shop when a stranger told me he paid my bill coz I "made Msian's proud" About to cry now (cause I didn't eat much)

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

7650. Do we STILL think that current lockdowns are the way to go? Maybe we should start trying something else?

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Selamat Berpuasa everyone. Dan kepada mereka yang bukan agama Islam - carry on as usual. Bulan Ramadhan is about us abstaining - not others having to change their routine 😁

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Umat Islam di Malaysia mula berpuasa esok, Isnin 6 Mei - Penyimpan Mohor Besar Raja-Raja

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

I think the term 'rezeki halal' needs to be clearly defined. If it includes humiliating, demonizing, belittling, embarrassing and POSSIBLY lying to people ... is it halal?

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Kak Watie, the wife of the Mohamed Zaili Mohamed, the Food Panda rider who was killed when a car rammed into him yesterday (leaving behind 2 young kids) has her own home catering business. Can't imagine what they're going through. Check out her IG when you can

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

This is what happens when we grow up entitled, not learning how to compete

Finas calls for Putrajaya to censor Netflix here

KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 16 — The Malaysia National Film Development Corporation (Finas) has reportedly urged Putrajaya to censor contents of popular streaming platform...

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Headline Kosmo esok: Chong Wei menghampakan ramai sebab mengambil tiga set untuk menang

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Unmarried Malays cheered when the government announced no interstate travel and no 'balik kampung' this Raya. For the first time in history they will not face a distant relative Makcik asking ... "Bila nak kahwin?"

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Unpopular Opinion: Lay off Vivy Yusof. Her comment in the screenshot is taken out of context. As a business owner she was being practical and logical - it is short term relief. The real issue is the "poor become richer" statement. Her only mistake was responding to that.

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Harith Iskander

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7 years

When I was in Helsinki, Finland, I wanted to makan on the ground tepi jalan. But then I realised I had some self respect

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

I hope that she made a report complaining that 50 lines is NOT ENOUGH!!!

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

We hope to see you back. Real soon. Too much good work done @Khairykj

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

Ok. I might give her schtick ... but this reply from her deserves a 👏 #respect

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

Chicken Rice RM28 Umbrella RM25 Cocoa drink RM8 Plastic raincoat RM12 Roasted chicken RM38 Entrance fee RM125 Welcome to Legoland!

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

This has got to be the MOST awesome wedding video EVER (kalah trailer filem Marvel)

Tonton Video Rasmi Perkahwinan Sultan Muhammad V x Oksana Voevodina

Semalam, sebanyak 10 keping gambar perkahwinan rasmi bekas Yang di-Pertuan Agong, Sultan Muhammad V kembali tersebar di media sosial selepas ia dimuat

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Menyesal tak gunakan alasan ni waktu sekolah dulu

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

There are some things I won't joke about 😅

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

"I'm must have been blind, look how fat and ugly you were" - my wife's reaction when she saw this pic from our June 2010 wedding. Happy Anniversary sayang 🤣

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Harith Iskander

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7 years

Can't take my kids to watch Beauty & The Beast? It's ok. We'll watch a Ombak Rindu DVD where the lead character rapes a helpless girl

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Disclaimer: I did not come up with this. Its not mine. Its probably. BUT DAMN ... IT MADE ME LAUGH

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

Vape diharamkan in some states. But not cigarettes? That's like saying kicking a ball with left foot is bahaya. But right foot, ok.

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

All the time. Which is stupid nowadays - cause 'orang seni' are contactable via social media. Eliminate the middle person.

El #PalestineWillBeFree 🇲🇾 🇵🇸

@ErenaTakeuchi

5 years

Dalam bidang seni memang selalu ada subcon macam ni ke?

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

I hear Uitm lecturer salary RM1800. I know Filipino maid RM1400. If true, no wonder our education system is suffering

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Harith Iskander

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1 year

Cant wait for Kim Jing Un to invite 1975 to perform in North Korea Since Matty Healy feels so strongly about his 'stand' i am sure he would act the same way on stage there A life time of hard labour would do him good

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Ppl saying a heatwave's gonna hit Msia. Hv u seen my wife? She's so hot it's been hitting me for years #AyatPower

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Are we the only country in the world that has (potentially) had TWO people become Prime Minister, TWICE?

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

To eveyone who is 'shocked' and feel a PH-BN alliance is IMPOSSIBLE ... y'ols tak ingat ke 5 years ago when a former PM locked arms and pledged allegiance with the wife of the ex-DPM (and sworn enemy) he threw in jail 20 yrs earlier. #ThisIsPolitics

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

My staff informed me that he can't come to work because he's watching a movie. I prefer the old "my grandmother passed away" excuse

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Hati-hati bila rakam video. Jangan jadi macam @NabilAhmad83 . Yang belum undi saya, ehem:

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Instead of being impressed when a Minister turun padang to check toilet, pot hole, escalator, customer service, broken equipment etc - be angry that the hundreds and hundreds of Ketua, Penolong Ketua, Manager, Admin etc didnt do their job and made the Minister waste their time

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

So. Technically. Malaysia has a Russian Queen.

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

When my bapak caught me smoking at 15 he bought me a pack n said 'don't hide, do it in front of me'. I didn't smoke again. Smart man.

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

So sad to hear about the passing of Mamat Khalid. A true "soldier" in the Malay creative and film industry. Definate legend and deserved respect. Al-fatihah

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Dah bertahun aku, budak Melayu, nyanyi lagu mat salleh, 'Hotel California', sekali pun stesyen radio tak jemput

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Harith Iskander

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10 years

The 'kosong-kosong' wish we give each other during Hari Raya is unfair. What if I stole ur biscuit but u stole my girlfriend?

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

Ada yg pandai Ada yg cerdas Ada yg bodoh Kepandaian, kecerdasan dan kebodohan tak bergantung kepada bangsa Bangsa tu tergantung kpd asal usul ibubapa Bodoh tu tak kira bangsa Bodoh boleh melanda sesiapa pun Jadi kalau org tu berkelakuan bodoh kenapa salahkan satu bangsa

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Ada ke? Thats mean that person racist la. That's mean.

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5 years

Kenapa orang asyik kutuk Malays tak pandai grammar? It's hurt.

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

Msians need to be grateful it was him (and not me) in the tub. If it was me Instagram would have taken down the post themselves so as not to torture the netizens

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

A moment of madness. A life lost. Another's life destroyed Ini bukan pasal bangsa ataupun politik This is about empathy and compassion Thava Sagayam's widow bears the burden of the senseless death of her husband Justice must not just be done but must be seen to be done

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Harith Iskander

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10 years

I dont want 2 repost Zed Zaidi's #MH370 post bcoz it only reveals his (lack of) intelligence n stupid ppl need help, not ridicule

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

HAPPY DEEPAVALI WORKOUT EVERYONE! #mukkalamukabula

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

This is HORRIFIC. How can a Madrasah exist for so long without authorities slamming it shut. As a business owner i have the authorities coming by regularly checking on our lesen - obviously nobody went to check on them

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Madrasah Maha Zalim. Adik saya mengalami gangguan, Dapat tahu daripada seorang kenalan ada sebuah madrasah yang bernama madrasah as-solihin di Shah Alam, Jalan Kebun ini boleh merawat. Jadi kami sekeluarga menghantar adik ke sana.

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Terbaik #LCW (Lu Champion, Wei!)

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Just past Sg border before entering Msia the only cars shooting down the emergency lanes hv Sg plates 😂 #KambingLepasKandang

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Taxi drivers protest against Uber/Grab. So customers r forced to call Uber/Grab coz u all r busy protesting

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

This is not right. This should not be happening. Can't sit around just tweeting about this anymore. Taking action now. Will announce within 24 hours

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

The man himself @arrahman performing at what is possibly the biggest live concert set up in Malaysia ever. Truly impressive.

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

A message to all who supported me throughout the Funniest Person in the World Competition. Thank you! ❤️ Watch out Malaysia - I'll be back!

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Harith Iskander

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10 years

Bila ni terjadi, my wife calmly exchanged details with drebar lori, made police report n life went on #CDM25 #NoHal http://t.co/q0DKmjWs3D

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Women don't need to put on cartoon voices in their own homes to be heard. And men shouldn't accept this kind of narrative. More so now, than ever, we need to rise up to be a better version of ourselves. I am a man and I am proud of doing a Doraemon voice. #stayhome #doraemon

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Marvel Avengers is also misleading until you realise it's a film not a documentary. Stand Up Comedy holds a mirror up to ourselves. And we laugh cause humanity is not perfect

“This Is Misleading Harith”, Ini Respon Ketua Imigresen Malaysia Tentang Lawak 2 Kaunter Buka Di...

Pelawak terkenal negara, Harith Iskander baru-baru ini ada ditegur Ketua Pengarah Jabatan Imigresen Malaysia, Dato’ Sri Khairul Dzaimee Daud berikutan klip video persembahan lawaknya yang dimuat naik...

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Inspired to start my own political party : The Unilateral Alliance. TUA

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Harith Iskander

@HarithIskander

5 years

The MOST offensive part about this? The horrendous styling. Complete lack of good taste combined with zero IQ. Malaysia - we need to SERIOUSLY look at our #commonsense

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5 years

ni benda bodo apa plak ni?

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

We couldn't have come ANY closer. Our boys showed great heart and spirit.

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

To the young lady just doing her job as a sales person. You are the hero in this instance. Your patience and professionalism was outstanding. You win. To the guy shooting the clip and trying to instigate hate. You lost.

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Harith Iskander

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7 years

Goalkeeper scores winning goal in a final #rare

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

I can totally understand why MU fans are gloating over the fact the Liverpool 'didn't win the league'. When you're languishing in 6th and just got beaten by a team that's being relegated you need to mask the embarrassment somehow #YNWA

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

First time I hear a champion being announced in a stadium full of people ... And no cheers heard. Wow.

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Just waiting for that one kid to run around naked shouting "Aku tak pakai baju! Ko tak leh tangkap akuuuu!!!"

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

And the winner of the "Best One Liner of the Year" award goes to our DYMM YDP Agong for "Sila duduk, jangan lari" 👍😂

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Harith Iskander

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3 years

Four days/nights on ground zero in Shah Alam, Banting, Hulu Langat - i havent seen any Angkatan Tentera around. Are they only allowed to jump in when this national disaster is declared a Darurat? An amphibian military vehicle would be VERY useful in saving lives in Tmn Sri Muda

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

I'm blessed that my kids get to grow up in such a multi cultural environment. Happy Deepavali everyone

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

To lose weight my wife has decided to go on a vegetarian for 2019. Caught her snacking on chocolates. Her excuse? Theres no meat in Kit Kats #TrueStory

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Soalan panas kat press conference tadi #kantoi

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

Masa "discuss" dgn coach pakai BM supaya spy Negara Cina tak dapat intai 👌

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

Cake Maker: Kan ko yang minta kek yang terbalik? Groom: ... yang terbaik, bro... TERBAIK!

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Harith Iskander

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2 years

Who else misses flying? I do ... 🤪

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

A death is often sad. When a baby dies is heartbreakingly tragic. Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un - Rest in peace dear one

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Harith Iskander

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10 years

Some families frm MH370 were at KLIA to support and be with families of MH17 #FaithRestoredInHumanity

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

On the way to the Hullu Poro Theatre in Levi, Finland 🇫🇮 for the official announcement of the Funniest Person in the World results. 🇲🇾👍

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Harith Iskander

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7 years

We learn more from mistakes than we ever will from victories. Champions rise from defeat.

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

Carrot = new benchmark measurement of IQ Unit of measurement of IQ in the carrot scale = kJ *Unknown Source*

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Why stop at 'Buy Muslim Products Only'. How about 'Support Muslim Athletes Only' Stop watching badminton, EPL, NBA, MMA, UFC, WCG - in fact just stop watching ALL sports

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Harith Iskander

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1 year

Minta maaf, boleh terangkan kaitan agama seseorang itu dengan kebolehannya untuk membawa menafaat kepada isu pengangkutan?

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1 year

Nampaknya masyarakat muslim negara kita ini kekurangan pakar dalam bidang ini. Benarkah begitu?

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

"No Pork" tak mengelirukan. Yang LEBIH mengelirukan ialah papantanda "Jangan Buang Sampah" dimana sampah dibuang dibawahnya

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

Sorry. Tak boleh. Saya pun follow artis je http://t.co/d1VH2GXw41

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Harith Iskander

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9 years

Im a Comedian, Emcee, Writer, Coach, Actor. I don't have 5 jobs. I do 5 different things. A job takes up the whole day.

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

Apparently inanimate objects have the power to influence us. I need to put this to the test.

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Harith Iskander

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5 years

My brain scrambled for a minute. I was thinking "Well ... how old was she when they married?"

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Harith Iskander

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4 years

A reminder to younger Malaysians, although you might not believe it, there was a time they were all on the same side, they went to each others house on Hari Raya, they probably laughed and joked together. #Malaysia

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Harith Iskander

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6 years

Luckily we have this public holiday so we can spend all our time on social media today 😁

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Harith Iskander

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8 years

When I see an Instagram account that has ONLY selfies I think "turn the camera around, look at something other than yourself"

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