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My top ten albums of the year so far (in no particular order, though the Magdalena Bay one is my #1 ). Great year for pop (ignoring Katy Perry).

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@GarlicCorgi i like that she specified them being Amish in the Google search like there was some legal loophole where it would be okay to kill them

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@wyatt_privilege he legit looks like a eunuch in this lol

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@mertcentury alright who black or Chinesed me

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@wyatt_privilege someone tried this on me and when i said "I'll just contact support so they can reverse it" they sent me a picture of a gun like that was supposed to be scary

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@Andrew__Boley When I say I hate fight scenes in movies/tv it’s not bc I’m a pacifist it’s bc they’re corny asf esp knowing how they’re fake fighting.

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@GarlicCorgi the term "bucket list" was coined by this comedy from 2007 no one remembers. There was a Reddit thread where etymologists were saying that can't be true and then realizing it was

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@greentexts_bot not even trying with these fake ass stories

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@allahliker Brandon's mother would be so disappointed in him

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@allahliker i'm excited for when the "End Wokeness" account becomes the treasurer of a county in Mississippi

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@jesuslasupajew She was Nate Silver the way she mishandling my poll

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@greentexts_bot you know this one is a classic because the screenshot is JPEG'd to hell

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@gayest_tone why did the advertisers leave this platform, i don't get it

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@greentexts_bot why would your mind immediately jump to you were about to get raped? we are missing some information here

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@GarlicCorgi i already know this guy is pathetic. why do i need to waste an hour reinforcing that

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@jesuslasupajew how can we get this image to Hamas

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@jesuslasupajew Thought this was about Drake at first

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@willmenaker "It's not like the Israelis are sitting around every morning and saying, 'Hey, how many more civilians can we kill today?' i think that's exactly what they're doing lol

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@TrevorAugust idk why people say this. if someone's whole schtick is punching down then yeah sure it gets repetitive and feels oddly mean-spirited but from all the specials i've seen the best ones mix in punching up and down so the punchlines aren't predictable and it doesn't feel one note

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@TrevorAugust i hated those classes where they made us pretend to be dogs and piss outside

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@greentexts_bot when you make up a fake story for rage bait:

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@CobrastanGuy Kirk looks like one of those memes where they shrink his face here. I swear it gets smaller and smaller as time goes on

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@credenzaclear2 I prefer China takes over the role

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i would pay for her to do this to me

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Mia Goth is being sued by an extra of her upcoming film ‘MaXXXine’ who says the actress “intentionally kicked” him in the head with her boot during a take. The man claims Mia approached him in the bathroom and “taunted, mocked, and belittled” him.

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Almost missed this, but today marks my two year anniversary of sobriety. Life is dull, boring, and harsh but at least I don't drink myself into oblivion every night. 👍

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@jesuslasupajew you gotta respect his hustle and commitment to that paper and the grind

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@AstuteCFO "we WILL dance again" their soldiers do 100x more dancing than fighting

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@SeanMcCarthyCom Israelis when it has been five minutes since last advocating for a genocide:

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@gayest_tone when the hell was Canada ever considered a utopia

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@jesuslasupajew this is the villain origin story for a racist

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@greentexts_bot no streamer should be popular. get a real job

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@SeanMcCarthyCom that article was like if a 12 year old were asked to make up some war crimes. "and then...and then...and then...and then..."

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@greentexts_bot who walks up and just asks for what someone is eating?

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@GarlicCorgi he was taken hostage by Hamas and killed in an Israeli airstrike. it's very sad

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@ByYourLogic he's on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and doesn't know what Dagestan is lol

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@len0killer Lee Harvey Oswald seeing if the cops were going to protect him from Jack Ruby

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@JustinWhang i find it very unsettling how her first song is about burning a whole town down because she feels betrayed by it

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@allahliker how close is Pennsylvania to Israel?

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@AstuteCFO

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@gayest_tone i'd rather shoot my jaw off than check that out

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@francisxwolf easy way to tell if someone has never worked a real job before

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I can't take this fucking shit anymore what's even the point of living after this fuck my life

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@benghazifanatic are they affiliated with the McVeigh Society in Oklahoma City?

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@SeanMcCarthyCom i love the dichotomy of "Israeli news reporters are armed because Hamas might attack" and "we gathered thousands of people to do an awful anti-Hamas cover of a Foo Fighters song in the middle of an wide open field"

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@DaveNumber6 i hate when i cry with no actual tears and with constant side glances to everyone around me to make sure they see me crying

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@AssLatam Hate Milei but this is an amazing own whether intentional or not

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@getfiscal Twitter has really opened my eyes to how many people in the West work at totally fake and bullshit jobs

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@greentexts_bot it must suck to go through life this miserable

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@jesuslasupajew how frumpy Lana stans look when a real drip master like Nathan comes at them

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@Votto007 "Before the attack, Redden’s attorney asked Holthus to sentence his client to probation. Holthus then said, 'I think it’s time he get a taste of something else.'” seems she got a taste of something else 😂😂😂

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@TrevorAugust this fat guy who got caught by Chris Hansen posted a hunt your local pedophile shirt on Instagram a month before getting caught

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@ggooooddddoogg i had a friend who worked at the Margaritaville in Universal Orlando City Walk and he says hearing Jimmy Buffet songs in public now is like his sleeper agent activation code and he gets super frustrated and upset

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@jesuslasupajew TIL MF DOOM had no black fans

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@mertcentury Worldbuilders when they have to write an actual plot

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@JustinWhang it's not the Sandman who comes out but Lars Ulrich to announce he's coming after the WWE Championship

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@AstuteCFO me too. he's lost the Norwegian citizen vote

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@GarlicCorgi the lesson in The Sopranos was that Tony was cool and that bigotry is good

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@on_da_spectrum i love how many people say "i got a lot of matches but no one ever wanted to meet up" as if it's society's fault instead of it being glaringly obvious that they turned every woman off immediately once they started talking

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@sunnyright @LibbionFOX7 @ShimonPro @fox7austin are you the guy who is on the sex offender registry and unable to be within 500 feet of children?

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@JustinWhang when you get to the chocolate factory but it's Chinese

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@jesuslasupajew @AbelUnderwater @FBI @CIA i'm a Russian operative the way i be rushing at my ops

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@RealTheClint most demonic photo yet, sir

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@SeanMcCarthyCom that there is a pedophile sex trafficking ring among the political and financial elite

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@TrueAnonPod recording this randomly on a bridge in Amsterdam spinning the camera around for no reason to show how well-travelled and cultured you are

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@shitbritishpics Attending a party hosted for James Corden is the worst possible thing to have happened on September 11th

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@mertcentury the 😅 makes it obvious

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@jesuslasupajew

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Sara Netanyahu: "Now is the time to take vengeance on Hamas-ISIS, who are worse than the Nazis. We are all united behind the national war effort. We are in a difficult war but we will win a complete victory over the wretches who attacked us, and we will settle accounts with them"

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@GarlicCorgi This is the dude who got fired from Buzzfeed for plagiarizing more than 40 different times. What has this world come to

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@Votto007 are people putting up these posters and then running to hide underneath cardboard boxes like in Metal Gear with their phones out just waiting for someone to tear them down?

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@WrestleClips reminds me of this

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@iwaspoisoned_ >drinks Powerade and immediately gets sick >wake up >first thing he does is drink from the same bottle

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@greentexts_bot

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@jesuslasupajew "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that rug?" "Sir, orienting myself towards Mecca"

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@jesuslasupajew it's crazy this didn't totally kill his career. one of the worst albums ever and such a bizarre career move

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@AstuteCFO there is something deeply evil going on with the half cropped out passport to the right. why would he need to take that pcture?

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@Unsecured_CCTV this looks like a painting hanging in a hotel

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@lib_crusher also in the manifesto

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@RoborosewaterM @CocoaMix86 this goes crazy in Dragon life gain Kobold aura reanimator commander decks

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@_x_takes_ imagine the kind of STDs a moon woman could give you

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@Votto007 she desperately wants attention and her trad Cath gimmick isn't getting her as much attention as it used to

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@AstuteCFO How it started How it's going

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@JustinWhang every time i see motion smoothing i don't understand how people watch TV like that without realizing how awful it looks

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@AstuteCFO Aight bro i'll be right there

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@ByYourLogic he got confused and thought he was at his job interview to be a cop later that day

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I watched Madame Web last night and no joke at no point in the movie do the girls ever wear the costumes shown in the trailer or gain powers. I was dumbfounded when the credits started rolling

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@greentexts_bot why would you agree with the sister labeling yourself an incel to your mom?

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@SeanMcCarthyCom soon he's going to be tweeting about the incendiary rap lyrics the editor of Current Affairs is posting

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@westernunion2k this is insane

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@SeanMcCarthyCom i can't wait for Zelensky to reveal he's been a closeted Third World Maoist funneling the West's money and arms to fund revolutionary groups across the globe under the guise of the Ukrainian war

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@greentexts_bot >easy to quit Go on, quit then

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@AssLatam the most Reddit government leader of all time

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@TrevorAugust the science to being funny is to never personally offend me and to put pandering platitudes in your jokes so i know we agree politically

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@jesuslasupajew every anti-Israel tweet you make they add on another grand

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