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23. Coventry City. Torp’s goal was onside. 78/92.

Coventry/Manchester
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@Handsey
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2 months
Leeds Fest tomorrow
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2 years
Seeing The 1975 tonight so my mate has had this made for me to wear to the gig
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6 years
If you don’t like it because it’s popular you’re just weird.
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5 years
As it’s topical, here’s a reminder of the time a Sunderland fan shouted at a statue of Jimmy Hill.
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7 years
Opening my results tomorrow x #GCSEResultsDay2017 #gcseresultsday
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7 years
Donald Trump doing the League Cup draw is still one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
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6 years
Whatever happens let’s just take a moment to acknowledge the real winner of this year. Absolute slime king. #LoveIsland
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"Now here come Labour, Forrestieri, here's Hogg, CORBYYYYNNNNNNN." #Election2017
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Seeing Jodi Jones and James Maddison swapping shirts on an international level
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7 years
I don't think it's possible to have a more depressing expansion to a retail park than this.
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7 years
@liamgallagher It's happening.
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1 year
I beg we sign him so I can use the phrase “Throw the Kitching Binks at them” when we need a goal away at Rotherham late on
@dougokane88
Doug O'Kane
1 year
BARNSLEY have rejected a bid for captain Liam Kitching from Coventry City this week, the Chronicle understands.
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1 year
Nice bit of Tuesday morning depression from the official Cov TikTok account
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9 months
Happy derby day
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2 years
He’s magic, you know x
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4 years
Mental how we’re going to have gone from League Two to the Premier League in 4 years
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
4 years
✍ TRANSFER: Coventry City are delighted to announce the signing of defender Julien Dacosta! #PUSB
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@Handsey
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5 years
7th December 2019: Coventry City vs Ipswich (At Birmingham) Aston Villa vs Leicester
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@Handsey
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9 years
@chrismd10 "Hopefully Ronaldinho will thrive at cdm" http://t.co/8x2zm5w4jI
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@Handsey
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10 months
SEPARATED BY SOLIHULL 🤣🤣🤣
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@brumforward
Forward Alliance
10 months
Tomorrow evening. A tale of two cities. Separated by Solihull. Bonded by Warwickshire. Hopefully, a West Midlands Derby to remember. #BCFC #CCFC
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1 year
I despise penalties. Everything about them.
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11 months
The 16/17 season actually wasn’t real hahaha
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1 year
I don’t think there’s a Fizzy Moon in West London which gives us the edge
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
Fulham are set to join the race to sign Coventry City midfielder Gustavo Hamer ⚽💰
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3 months
After Saka, Dabo, Kane, Sheaf, I fucking needed that
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7 years
What a week for the City of Coventry. Liam Gallagher and Stereophonics announced for Big Weekend, Rolling Stones playing the Ricoh. Carl Bakers back, and now the lass from Cov has done the best pie on Masterchef. Class.
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5 years
Would do a generic Valentines Day post about Emily but Cov are 2 points off top with a game in hand so here’s one of me and Maxime Biamou x
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5 years
Imagine being one of those creatures who doesn’t like football
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@Coventry_City
Coventry City
1 year
NEWS: Christ the King to represent Coventry City in Premier League Primary Stars National Girls Tournament 2023 ➡️ #PUSB @SBitC_CCFC
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1 year
It’s actually poetic how full circle Cov and Burnley have gone this season
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That was for u #PUSB x
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@Handsey
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7 years
IF SISU do sell then the party better be mental. I want The Enemy to reform, Lady Godiva to resurrect. Masood from Eastenders back. The lot.
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1 year
From the start of the journey, some man
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4 years
Mental how Liam Walsh pocketed Jude Bellingham only a year ago
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2 years
15 years. 4 stadiums. 2 points deductions. 2 relegations. 2 promotions. Pitch invasions. And the announcement that they’re out(ish) comes whilst I’m eating tea watching Celebrity Catchphrase.
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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NEWS: Local businessman Doug King to acquire majority stake in Coventry City Football Club. More ➡️ #PUSB
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Jude Bellingham is the best player I’ve ever seen at that age but he still got pocketed by Liam Kelly twice, never forget that
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4 years
Gillingham being 11th but being going 10th on PPG, then being shoved into an 8 team play off for the final promotion spot is absolutely hilarious
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2 years
The disallowed equaliser at Southampton was about another 4 seconds away from being a near death experience
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@Handsey
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7 years
An account of the banter era of Coventry City football club (2007-present).
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8 months
Alexa play Beautiful Day by U2
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@Coventry_City
Coventry City
8 months
Our @EmiratesFACup opponents are locked in! 🔐 Following their victory over Brighton this evening, we will face @Wolves in this season's quarter finals. 🏆
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5 years
“Evaluate the view that the UK has a two-party system. (30 Marks)” #EdexcelPolitics
@BritainElects
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Westminster voting intention: LDem: 24% (+6) Brex: 22% (+4) Con: 19% (-5) Lab: 19% (-5) Grn: 8% (+2) via @YouGov Chgs. w/ 17 May
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3 years
3 years ago today the Coventry City Fans Forum peaked
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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LUTON TOWN ARE BEATING THE TREBLE WINNERS! 🤯 What a story! #BBCFootball #LUTMCI
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Just thought about how good the MVE celebration would have been and nearly started crying again
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5 years
How’s that cute alliance now boys x #PUSB #SAFC #RUFC
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Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “What odds for Ellis Simms brace at Hillsborough?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.
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1 year
What happens in 5 years when Adi has been here long enough that we can’t rinse players who played under him for Chelsea u23s anymore
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@Handsey
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6 years
@OfficialRandL Literally anything would top this year lads you’ve set the bar low
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6 years
James Maddison is 10 times the player Jack Grealish is
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Understand Sporting and Coventry have now reached verbal agreement on €24m fee for Viktor Gyökeres, here we go! 🟢🦁🇸🇪 #transfers Just payment terms and installments structure are left then documents will be signed. Huge one for Sporting as many clubs wanted Gyökeres.
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6 years on and I’ve just been sent this, slightly better
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6 years
We've just made the Play Off Final for the first time in our history, one of the key figures in that comes over for a photo with Cov fans. I seize this moment and pull that monstrosity of a face out the bag...
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5 years
As if Sunlun have just set off a pyro and it was disallowed ahahahaha
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9 months
Coventry to draw Manchester City away and then lose 1-0 to Sheffield Wednesday in the replay with a Barry Bannan goal @RequestABet
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3 years
City of culture
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1 year
The Enemy are better than Kasabian, happy derby day xx
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@Handsey
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8 years
Swapping Marcus Bignot for Russell Slade is like swapping Mila Kunis for Russell Slade. #GTFC
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3 years
@Tgarratt10 Featuring a nice cameo from my housemate, now I’ve got to spend all day doing uni work x
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7 years
Merry Christmas to everyone except the referee who didn't give Frank Lampard's goal against Germany in the 2010 World Cup.
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11 months
Patiently waiting for Fankaty Dabo’s last touch for Coventry City
@OpaloxUK
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Phil Jones’s Last Ever Touch for Manchester United #MUFC
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Pints, chit chat and Leicester bastards
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6 years
#ReadingFestival in 4 pictures
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4 years
I SWEAR YOU’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
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1 year
This graphic has made it only just dawn on me how real this all is
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Everton survive, Coventry up
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3 years
Started my day off by being mugged off by Cov, sad times x
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
3 years
@Handsey Hi Callum, unfortunately Aron Gunnarsson's goal didn't come in our last visit to Ewood Park. #PUSB
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4 years
Cheers for booting the ball at the lad, my hero @DomHyam_95
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10 months
Excited to acquire my ticket for our 9th consecutive cup final
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
10 months
🎟️ More seats released for home game against Leicester City. #PUSB
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So uni is going well
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4 years
@SuppressedSikh Just trying to establish if they already have any teamwork qualities, 5 wild chimps going for each other could butcher the whole fight
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4 years
Mad to think that 8 years ago I was in tears because we got relegated from the Championship at home to Doncaster and in less than 24 hours we could finally be back
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Is Kai Andrews the first Cov player to play a first team game at the Ricoh, younger than the Ricoh itself?
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Wright (90+10’)
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Much like with Brexit and Magic Stars, I'm not taking any risks. If anyone needs a hook up let me know. #chooseorlose
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I've come to the realisation that life is never going to get better than Year 11 Summer, that was where it officially peaked.
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See you soon sweet prince
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Coventry City
7 months
🏆 Sky Blues end and ticket allocation confirmed for FA Cup Semi-Final! #PUSB
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3 years
Death, taxes, Craig Danny appearing on Twitter
@owen__ffc
Owen 💛💙
3 years
i want what this guy is on 😂 #saintsfc
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A bloke called Victor from Scandinavia you say
@F_Abolhosseini
Farzam Abolhosseini
9 months
Victor Torp har været igennem en vild udvikling i Eliteserien, og det betyder, at Coventry nu køber ham for 19 millioner kroner i Sarpsborg. De personlige forhold er også ved at være på plads, og så får han sit store skifte til Championship.
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Add Dylan Vente to the elite club with Jamie Paterson and Lawrence Shankland
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Bored and on a train so here’s the undisputed divide of north, Midlands and south
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Every time *that* header comes up I have to show people my dads tattoo
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Burton Albion becoming our 5th home ground of the 21st century hahaha what a club
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
2 years
NEWS: Wednesday’s Carabao Cup game against Bristol City will not take place at the Coventry Building Society Arena, but will instead be held at Burton Albion's Pirelli Stadium. More ➡️ #PUSB
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Head bandage O’Hare and Godden on the turn won us that league within about 3 weeks in Feb/March 2020
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Our last trip to Portman Road 🥰
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My hero
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Boro (A)
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I take it back, “Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell” is Shakespeare level
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“Kasey Palmer incident” is a mental thing to say about someone being racially abused btw
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@jonnyhardy7 @robstaton Robbin’s was a mardy arse with the Kasey Palmer incident last year ..
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My brother got me a birthday message off Wagner and I’m in tears of laughter
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🛍️ | Rudoni sending some lad to Tesco’s, what a player!! #PUSB
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1 year
Things we are pissing: The league
@Coventry_City
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1 year
Oostende ➡️ Coventry
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When advantages and disadvantages of quarrying comes up as the 6 marker tomorrow. #EdexcelChemistry
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Whenever I’m down I remember this and piss myself laughing again
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3 years ago today the Coventry City Fans Forum peaked
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The pubs are back ladies and gentlemen
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So I’ve been studying A Levels for two years, tomorrow is the last day of them, who’d have thought that Zoella would determine if I got into uni or not ahahah jog on #EduqasMedia
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@AwayDays_ Yeah lads, promise
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So from now until November the 17th I am officially a vegan. Feel free to buy my Houmous if you want lads. x @Coventry_City
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We've just made the Play Off Final for the first time in our history, one of the key figures in that comes over for a photo with Cov fans. I seize this moment and pull that monstrosity of a face out the bag...
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About that
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@Handsey
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10 years
I know what @mtvgeordieshore needs, @LiamLew23 and his stirring stick
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@FootballManager Stone cold granite Brexit 4-4-2
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