Hannah K. Bradshaw @HKBradshaw Twitter profile

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

Last semester a student asked me why I hadn’t graded their paper. I said the paper was flagged as having ChatGPT generated content & wasn’t sure how to proceed. Student said they didn’t use ChatGPT; it must have been their friend who wrote the paper for them. 🫠

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2 years

Being famous in academia is kind of like being popular in high school. Outside of the specific context, no one really cares.

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I just learned presenters at conferences in the humanities literally read an entire paper out loud. Are y’all okay?

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@MongeMkt Appreciate the concern, but I doubt an injustice was committed. I didn’t accuse the student; I said the paper was flagged & gave them a chance to explain.

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9 years ago I asked another grad student to tutor me in stats. and now, we’re getting married. moral of the story: all good relationships start with ANOVAs

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1 year

things I said in class today: "You may have been told you have a specific learning style. Unfortunately, you were lied to."

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1 year

My partner’s side hustle is doing stats on Fiverr/UpWork. The sheer number of academics — including those from prestigious institutions — who request he essentially write their thesis/dissertation makes me pretty concerned about the overall state of academia.

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1 year

@MongeMkt I’ll bite. How would you have suggested I proceed in this situation?

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

Hear me out: Twitter pile on, but instead of being jerks, we just compliment random people.

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1 year

@joe_r_Odonnell Perfect. 😆

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1 year

@AmeetRKini Appreciate the advice; I’m very aware of this. Hence the lack of accusation - i.e., saying flagged instead of saying you used ChatGPT - & giving the student a chance to explain.

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1 year

@MatthewSpira Something along the lines of “dude you just screwed yourself over.”

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1 year

@Peej_Jones But how would I know I was wrong unless a man explained things to me? /s

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 months

Done with grading, so it’s time for an announcement: After four years on the tenure track, I’m hopping off. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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1 year

students think they learn more from fluent instructors who give good lectures. …. but they actually don’t.

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1 year

If you liked hearing about learning styles, y’all are gonna love hearing about implicit bias training and the Myers-Briggs Typology Indicator

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

I initially & naively believed infinite flexibility with attendance + deadlines would help students succeed. Reading work on factors that predict student success led me to change my mind. I require attendance in my classes because of this: 👇🏻

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1 year

Please share bizarre reactions to basic statements. I’ll start. After saying professors should know/be trained in a topic to teach a class on said topic, I was told this was epistemic violence/erasure. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Sharing student memes (with permission). Meme #1 : 👇

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@Roelvelde I’m going to tell them I’m not impressed with ChatGPT (true story), but if they choose to use it they need to use appropriate quotations/in-text citations & provide the full text of the prompt & output.

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1 year

@MongeMkt Thanks! I’m doing something similar this semester. Just for the record, I’m not a teacher; I’m a professor.

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1 year

@hkam1 🙏🏼

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 months

I get most of my teaching strategies from The Dead Poets Society.

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1 year

@Ohdejezeus Maybe he has an AI gf

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

When asking students to complete course evals, I like to provide them with examples of scathing comments (👇🏻) in case they want to roast me and are struggling to come up with something.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

this is how completely normal people write the acknowledgments section of their dissertation.

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1 year

@ohdaveMS 🤷🏻‍♀️ I think healthy skepticism is a valuable skill to learn. I’m interested in building critical thinking, not compliance.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

Moving forward, I will only be accepting criticism from those who can accurately define p values.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Ya'll can call me Dr. Bradshaw now. #PhDone

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 month

Ya girl is getting married today.

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2 months

@umayyah_cable Definitely not trashing. Coming from a legitimate place of concern + little knowledge about norms outside of my field.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

This semester, I’m offering my intro psych class 5 points of extra credit if they go the whole semester without asking me a question that’s explicitly answered on the syllabus.

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2 months

@umayyah_cable So, this sort of reaction leads me to think that you are not okay…

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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25 days

Ya girl got married.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Not quite sure how to best go about trashing research I haven’t read on social media, and I was hoping for some input. Do I simply express outrage? Or should I provide an anecdote based on personal experience?

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1 year

@alephlove lol probably. I told them if they were going to do stuff like that they needed to be better at not getting caught.

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@shaindelr Posters are the worst. I dislike them.

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1 year

@antilawnbroad I hadn’t finished grading all the papers yet. Was going to approach the student, but they preemptively reached out.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Writing the acknowledgments section of my dissertation. #AcademicChatter #phdchat

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

I know students don’t like pop quizzes, but I still use pop quizzes in most lecture-based classes to enhance learning & academic achievement: 👇🏻

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1 year

@analateical @MatthewSpira lol this is hilarious. Please report me. My senile old brain needs a break.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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5 years

@caromholland SO TRUE. A couple of years ago, I had a creepy professor (who was mad that I wouldn't date him) send me a picture of a shirt with the slogan "trophy wife" and said I would need it after I "washed out" of my PhD program. Proving him wrong has been my major motivation.

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1 year

Not to restart the positionality polemic, but: The potential costs of disclosing how one’s identity relates to one’s research are not born equally.

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1 year

Reading the original research about leucotomies/lobotomies, & it's blowing my mind. "Prefrontal leucotomy is a simple operation, always safe, which may prove to be an effective surgical treatment in certain cases of mental disorder (Moniz, 1937)." wut.

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Last summer in the city

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

@jennylenore4 Then you’re basically like me, and we should be friends.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

It (meaning my 9-month academic job search) is finished: I'll be joining the psychology department at Washington & Jefferson College in the fall. Here's to stopping manically refreshing and actually getting some work done this semester!

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

@robkhenderson Oh hey! I wrote this thing!

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

If someone could just make me a list of books I shouldn’t read, that would be great. I hate having to worry my pretty little head by thinking for myself, and if I happen to read something controversial I might (cue scary music) learn something. We can’t have that.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 months

@umayyah_cable I hope it gets better. You deserve to be happy. I’m sorry the sociopolitical context is such that the humanities have to be this defensive about their fields. It shouldn’t be that way.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

New research on the relationship between control over pathogen exposure, disgust sensitivity, & the immune system!👇

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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How I learned some feelings are more equal than others: A large, unstable student started waiting for me outside my office at night. I was scared & told the powers that be. They said I shouldn’t tell him he was making me uncomfortable… because it might hurt his feelings.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@misterbagman @laurenancona I think he makes ~1-2K per client. It’s wild. He turns down requests to complete tasks for job interviews, but he gets a lot of those requests too

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

6 weeks into the semester, and I FINALLY got audible chuckles at one of my jokes in class today.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

starting my capstone psych course with a meme

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@omni_american Plan is to marry rich and start a cult.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

My labmates ( @PsychdOnScience , @KatjaCunningham , & @JeffGassen ) and I are pretty bummed that we're missing out on HBES2020. We were thinking it'd be cool to set up a giant grad student zoom meeting on 6/26 to talk about research and network. Would ya'll be into this?

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

I rarely reread books, but I’m currently rereading Galileo’s Middle Finger by @AliceDreger . Forever grateful to @RandomMutations for recommending it when I was particularly frustrated with scientific discourse last semester.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

I enjoy getting articles accepted for publication. But yesterday I had a student tell me that they actually understood and enjoyed reading one of my papers, and this is probably one of the highlights of my career so far.

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2 months

Waiter asked if we were celebrating anything. I told her I quit my job. She brought me this at the end of the meal.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 months

I’m getting married this month! Advice &/or words of wisdom on how to enjoy the day & be present (vs. being a stressed out mess) is greatly appreciated. 🤗

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1 year

@AnEclecticMix I’m sorry this happened to you. That’s completely unacceptable.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

Asked to serve as a guest editor for a journal that charges ~2k in publishing fees. I requested compensation in the form of a publication fee waiver for a future submission. Annnnd I haven’t heard from them since.

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How I learned words have different meanings to different people: I was negotiating a salary & was told 56K was the most they could pay me, due to ✨equity✨. Didn’t want to seem anti-equity, so I didn’t press further. I later found out a dude at my level was being paid 72K.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

My diploma came in the mail today, so I think this means I’m officially a scientist. Featuring: tired eyes, two poodles, one cone, and a severed hand squeaky toy.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@KevinPunter17 @MongeMkt The context: a man is referred to as a professor. I’m referred to as a teacher. Ya get how this seems weird?

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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5 years

Seems like there are some pretty common misunderstandings regarding evolutionary psychology on twitter today, so I thought I’d remind y’all of this👇🏻

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5 years

7 Key Misconceptions about Evolutionary Psychology New essay out in @AreoMagazine today! If you know somebody who isn’t deeply familiar with evolutionary approaches to psych, I hope you’ll find this useful. Thanks for your time!✌️

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1 year

@El19125578 are you talking about preferences or learning styles? I am confused.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

I feel like there’d be a lot less misunderstanding of Evolutionary Psychology if scholars inside the field could vote on whom they consider representative of the field. Just because someone portrays themselves as representing a field doesn’t mean that they do. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@realnews I get this. But, he’s typically asked to run and interpret basic stats (t-tests, ANOVA, regression, etc.), which can easily be done in SPSS. IMO, if one is doing a dissertation that requires these stats, they should be able to run & interpret these stats.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

Me: *emails head editor asking if paper is suitable for journal* Head editor: of course! Me: *spends 5+ hrs formatting for said journal* Head editor, 24 hrs later: your paper isn’t suitable for our journal. Wut. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@beala 🤣🤣🤣

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

If you followed me because of that one tweet, which may have given the impression that I’m some beacon of positivity, I feel compelled to let you know that I am mostly filled with existential dread (and sometimes cheap wine).

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

@Char_Markey I'm offering my students 5 points of extra credit if they don't ask me a question that's already answered on the syllabus. So far I have received 0 emails about content that is covered on the syllabus.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 month

June has been busy. I use power tools now.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

my favorite part of having a PhD is having men explain my area of expertise to me

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

Pleased to announce this semester I broke my 3 semester streak of puking from nerves on the first day of class. Pretty sure this means I’m killing it at the whole professor thing. Someone give me a gold star.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

It's the season when people announce stuff, so I'd like to humbly announce that despite working 70+ hrs. a week, I'm constantly behind in my workload & mostly feel like an absolute failure as an academic. ...am I doing this right?

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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8 months

We’re now at that point in the semester where I provide students with examples of course evaluation roasts in case they’re so inclined to roast me but are struggling to write their own.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

The amount of times that I say no worries drastically underestimates the amount of worries I actually have.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@VasuJordan Education/social sciences.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 months

Making it super meta by having ChatGPT grade papers written by ChatGPT. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s just bots all the way down folks.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Thursday morning science thoughts: - Research should be designed to test (not prove) the hypothesis. - One cannot call “dibs” on a research idea; the more people studying a phenomenon, the better. - collaboration > competition - It’s possible to be critical w/o being a jerk.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

In case you can't tell, I write my own test questions.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Survived my first week of teaching full time! Y’all, I can’t even tell you how much I love my job. 🤗

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 months

Y’all, a student made me this painting. I may have cried.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

This research was inspired by hearing about someone who would only eat chicken nuggets. Many thanks to my fabulous coauthors @PsychdOnScience , twitterless Alex and Matthew, and @sarahehillphd .

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Grades are entered, which means I have officially survived my first semester as an assistant professor in the midst of a pandemic!

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 years

unfortunately, being featured on "Shit Academics Say" doesn't count towards tenure.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 months

@mmiranda_writes Thank you! I appreciate your explanation, and you engaging in good faith. 🙂

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

@ohdaveMS I get this point. But I find that explanation more concerning. Is it common for people to just teach info without fact checking it? I was under the impression that educators had a duty to check the validity of info they conveyed.

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2 years

This is just not my week. I’m feeling very discouraged / overwhelmed, and I’d appreciate some words of positivity, good news, or pet pictures. Please and thank you.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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4 years

Ya'll, I got a graduate student teaching award. I didn't even know this was a thing, so I'm pretty much having the best day ever.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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2 months

It’s not just grad school. Once a colleague sent me a 500+ word email claiming a comment I made in a department meeting was supporting / perpetuating epistemic violence. I responded to each of their points at length… and I never heard back. 🙃

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I (stupidly) went to grad school bc I loved fierce intellectual debates and then when I got there no one liked to argue

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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Since #coronastoleHBES2020 , @PsychdOnScience & I decided to organize an online conference for evo-minded grad students! If you're an evo-minded grad student who'd like to be included, please feel free to email us! Time / date info & general rules / guidelines. 👇

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

@lindy2350 Completely genuine; apologies if it came off as disingenuous! Correcting misinterpretations of science is already cool, but it’s even cooler that it’s something you wrote. Just all around cool. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

The most annoying thing about academic Twitter is certain folks building social capital by hot takes / bad faith critiques of research.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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3 years

Welp, I have officially survived my first year as an assistant professor (in the midst of a pandemic) WITHOUT crying in the classroom. Didn’t think I could do it, but I did. Someone give me a gold star.

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3 years

@lindy2350 I want to be you when I grow up.

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Hannah K. Bradshaw

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1 year

Today I learned Egyptian fruit bats trade sex for food, which is pretty exciting.

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