HEZ 🍃 @HEXHEZ Twitter profile | Pikagi

Pikagi

HEZ 🍃

@HEXHEZ

746

Followers

518

Following

3,311

Media

53,063

Statuses

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞FUB🆓! Hez! 30+! He/They! Southern Drag King & Professional Dumbass! MULTI-FANDOM! Accts: @1800HEZ @vapebaby_ 💞 @iyummycardboard

Arkansas, USA

https://t.co/n0JXsIHtaa

Joined October 2012

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Pinned Tweet

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Just as a general statement: I have a LOT of people blocked. It's not malicious or personal, I just use the block button very liberally to make Twitter bearable-- this includes running block chains on some posts. If you or one of your friends get caught in the crossfire: Sorry!

0

1

35

Last Seen Profiles

@aest_avenger

@DrHolly

@CSETGeorgetown

@mimi_babyy_

@mioecupid

@ContinuoFndn

@MitchellKr68243

@VfxRivers

@OKhromeychuk

@shaunwatson4

@badger_swim

@MahdiBazzi5

@YAlbna62397

@abprince2002

@globtopus

@GeethaArts

@TheCMOclub

@A3DGhost

@jamsonlaselva

@FeralPorridge

@tyty0127

@LadyRoyals

@mreecho0

@musumechai1022

@Rajniladumor

@BArkadaslik

@kawaiiyo_senri

@terence_read

@jenstrolley

@Rryukuma_game

@CincyGooners

@JohnRiesen

@adrian_Overkill

@ArukayEdu

@clementi_brut

@ALLAN_HOUSTON

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 years

this person is a fucking treasure

Tweet media one

142

21K

78K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

3 years

metal gear solid is trending so here's my absolute favorite image set

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

147

12K

40K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

5 months

my daily struggle

Tweet media one

46

9K

29K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

9 months

its so funny how this thing is one of the most universally hated characters in the game

Tweet media one

@barcuswoot

ripped apart by wild dogs

9 months

ill never forget the sense of exhaustion and disappointment i felt when i walked into the room and saw that little elephant thing floating around

32

96

2K

126

731

8K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 years

this is gay rights 2B RT to end homophobia

Tweet media one

41

4K

5K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

9 months

debuff: gonna fuckin die disease

Tweet media one

3

1K

5K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

3 years

Tweet media one

6

256

2K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

I figured it out

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

lil hater #bg3

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

6

15

118

0

309

1K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

still this one

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

@M4STERMILLER

MOVED

1 year

ok. um. qrt with your favorite mgs memes

39

56

521

6

509

1K

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

@potato_crisp they just let me in as a halforc barb. my intimidation is super high and they were like "please dont murder us to death, you should go see the boss" and then I did go see the boss! who I then murdered to death.

5

1

710

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

@maskofbun Insider didn't have to do this, but they did.

Tweet media one

1

78

663

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

10 months

I think it's really cute when people have specific heart emoji colors they prefer.

51

35

598

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

It's very funny to me when cosplayers hate 'doubles' or give the stink eye to people cosplaying the same character because my dream meet-up is just exclusively all Calico Jacks and we're yelling and hugging like long lost cousins reunited at a family BBQ.

34

25

519

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

thank you lu for these screengrabs of my most important specialist knife babe

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

6

69

465

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

@ghoulbrainz "Live, bitch." is such a good option 💞😭💕

0

0

447

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

the pool don't open til june but that won't stop me from having a good time

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

23

58

434

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

5 years

@FioraAeterna "everything's gonna be daijoubu" has been a common one amongst friends

2

37

390

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 months

CALL NOW!

Tweet media one

11

103

381

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I'm obsessed with Lu's CJ so I did my best

Tweet media one

@TrashTank

trash man 🕷️

2 years

quick fun thing #calicojack #ofmd

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

17

178

813

21

43

339

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

i cant stand him 😂

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

4

50

329

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 months

@CosmonautMarcus i hope venom and tom hardy make out in this one 🙏

3

5

296

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I ain't too sharp, but I get things done. I'll be drinkin in the noon day sun 🍻

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

23

46

299

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I locked my keys in the car at Waffle House and had to walk home like this 🥲

Tweet media one

22

29

295

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

3 years

@honeydropcrow a main conflict after mgs2 is interpretating what The Boss's will was. should humanity sacrifice their individual goals for world peace or should the govt not use soldiers as tools, despite what "good" may come of it, which is what got the boss killed (by BB, who grieves her)

4

4

273

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I can't keep up with the fandom discourse, is there an underprivileged newsboy I can pay farthing to bring me the news? Perhaps invite him to a warm dinner if his mama is busy with his younger siblings? He can tell me the gossip while my wife chides him for not washing his hands.

4

13

275

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

these are the most important izzy pics I took

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

5

18

259

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

@miracide_ @eldenzine bro not a zine about grrm work being unable to accept the difference in real crimes and anime ass 😭 fucking hello?

1

0

239

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

3 years

this has massively left my niche social circle so uhhhhh stream TWRP and Murder By Death. Play Disco Elysium and Paradise Killer. Watch Stone Ocean. And if you want to see convos like this IRL go party with gamer transfems and have a blast because this is exactly what it's like.

11

6

237

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

they should let Buttons call Izzy a 'wee cunt' in season 2

7

38

235

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

how're we feelin after the outfest panel, cjizzy nation?

Tweet media one

7

30

236

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

5 years

@smallbookwitch y u p ive been dealing with trying to find a job in a new city with zero networking and my dads stellar advice is "go knock on some doors!" and he cant fucking understand that it just.... doesnt work like that anymore.

3

3

220

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

you look like my next ex 😘

Tweet media one

12

33

234

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

@kellyonelani I'm fighting for my life because of this post 😭

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

1

11

233

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

3 years

@stillundone

@ArcaneCrystal

Crystal

3 years

metal gear solid is a story about how a single milf dying traumatized a whole generation of cia guys

105

7K

31K

1

3

217

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

qrt w/ the character vs how you cosplayed them I've genuinely never looked at a posed(ish) side-by-side and I'm surprised?

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

@PomPomPastel

Harley 🇮🇪 ❤️ 🇵🇸

1 year

QRT the character vs how you cosplayed them

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

4

28

336

20

15

224

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Jan handed me a sick shot from my show

Tweet media one

15

32

233

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

just me and you and my big fuck truck

Tweet media one

17

42

222

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

7 years

I appreciate people who draw Mic and Aizawa like supermodels like they're not two of the weirdest, nastiest men in the entire series

1

88

194

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

my boiiiii!!!! @kentuckymanpain

Tweet media one

5

14

202

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

5 years

@urbanhymnal dont say this too loud or youll summon blue apron

1

1

194

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

4 months

Tweet media one

0

27

201

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Please keep your southern queer brethren in your heart. It's about to be a rough time.

5

22

193

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

@piratingsoup @lyingaybastard I lied to you, it's NYPD Blue, but he was in Law & Order as well.

Tweet card media

Pedro Pascal as Dio in NYPD Blue (All Scenes)

i found out goth pedro pascal existed and immediately blacked out. enjoy 🤍🚨🚨 NYPD Blue - s08e09 'Oh Golly Goth' (full episode: https://youtu.be/PwAPNLxqn...

www.youtube.com

0

14

188

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Being traumatized, being a survivor, and being mentally ill is not an excuse! If you hurt people, you cannot blame these factors. You have to own up to your harm and try and be better. If you cannot act right, you should not be surprised when you're kicked out of the party.

1

13

186

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 years

Tumblr literally cited sculpture and Michelangelo's David as an example of things they're *not* flagging and yet

Tweet media one

1

73

169

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

lil hater

Tweet media one

3

9

187

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

Shout-out to Rhys' handler. She asked my name for autographs and our convo went: "Hez! I've been doing this for 14 years and I've never heard that name. Is it short for anything?" "Yeah, Hezekiah." "Wow, I've REALLY never heard that one before." "It's some old south shit."

7

2

186

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

8 months

why did he eat it like this

Tweet media one

@rocco_botte

Rocco Botte

8 months

no meetin tonight boys my tummy hurt

Tweet media one

6

74

1K

4

13

181

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

@tulip_leaf an enemy called me a cuck so i'm also agreeing with camp HAHA

4

0

174

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Sick of me yet? Too bad✌

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

16

25

177

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I sneezed and my gumballs fell out of my pocket and scattered to every part of the room and the only thing I could do was yell "my gumballs!" like an idiot because I am god's favorite clown.

17

7

169

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

10 months

can this please be the new 'draw your faves' meme

Tweet media one

8

23

169

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

10 months

STAGGERING AND CLINGING TO THE WALLS LOVE IS REAL LOVE IS REAL WIZARD PUSSY IS REAL OHGHGGHHFHFKJ;SDHGSLKJDG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tweet media one

7

26

154

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

why's this sponsored ad on instagram trying to get me to pick up a side gig as a vampire's familiar

Tweet media one

5

10

156

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

I know it's tacky to crosspost someone, but I'm keeping this perfect description of JJBA in my back pocket for when I pitch it to people who are unaware of the pure campy joy of it all.

Tweet media one

0

54

153

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Whippies all day, baby

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

6

26

154

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

i'm not normally a 'if you draw (blank) this way you're wrong' person but honest to god if you draw matt berry skinny i'll hunt you for fucking sport

4

8

149

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

i'm in a show next month during pride celebrations and i'm fucking laughing that out of the pics i sent them for the performer collage, they chose the pool pic

Tweet media one

12

8

150

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Digger my king!! Turtle knife is ready to go, give me a crab. (no turtles were harmed, he was eating and ignoring me for the 10 seconds I did this)

Tweet media one

7

17

147

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I'm going to offer you my best advice, free of charge: if someone says some dumb shit, block 'em. If someone's talking to someone you know is mean as fuck, block em! If they liked a post you don't agree with in any way, block em! It's free and easy and it doesn't cost a dime.

3

15

146

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Happy #butthandsday from a lot of silly cosplayers who love any excuse to groove! @Butthandsday Full video is in replies! 🌝♠️🕺🪩🌊🏴‍☠️

33

53

144

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

NO REFUNDS

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

5

21

146

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

7 months

@miracide_ fascinated by this person acting like it was porn and not a story about the aftereffects of abuse

1

1

142

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

10 months

I put together a drag show in a month in a city I had never visited with @cookiestraw , my online bestie who I had never met IRL before, and @many_birds who was a new acquaintance. And then I hosted it with 16 performers in an at-capacity venue (sry😭) and finished under time.

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

@RenewAsACrew

Renew as a Crew 🏴‍☠️

10 months

QRT Q&A: “M’Hinges!” What is the most hinged/normal thing you’ve done because of this show? Quote with your response and include the hashtags. We’ll be RTing some of our favorites later today! Free (normal) reaction images in the replies: #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewAsACrew

Tweet media one

1

10

73

13

15

141

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Coupla more photos from this shoot 🍻

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

7

19

141

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

@joecacola and when we needed him most, he disappeared

Tweet media one

0

0

135

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN

Tweet media one

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

New pride flag just dropped

Tweet media one

0

2

29

11

3

135

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

9 months

@honeydropcrow she's truly the fucking worst

1

0

130

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

some selfies from the show tonight (and one exhausted back at home)

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

8

6

130

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

There was one benefit at least

Tweet media one

8

13

127

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

every bad photo of me is a good photo of CJ

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

9

12

123

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

4 years

I did this back in October but it fits the #BizarreBallads trend right now. Favorite girls, favorite album 💚

Tweet media one

3

42

118

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

Poppy got these great photos of me doing my tight five but had to photoshop down my huge muscles because it was too distracting. @poppyhollowed thank you!

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

11

11

124

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

is this anything

Tweet media one

25

1

121

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

lil hater #bg3

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

6

15

118

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

onwards

Tweet media one

6

2

119

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

hey sexy, wanna get mid-week drunk and make some bad decisions?

Tweet media one

18

21

119

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 months

goodbye ofmd community its been a riot

Tweet media one

3

2

113

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

its not windy enough to see them flat but I got my double flagpole up so everyone knows gay pirates live here

Tweet media one

1

3

109

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

10 months

this is where i post from

Tweet media one

4

13

110

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

8 months

tfw u ask for proof for money mismanagement claims and they post thinkpieces about receipts instead of addressing the very real concerns people have about their claims

Tweet media one

7

5

107

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

iont know if withers can help you outta this one, buddy

Tweet media one

2

16

100

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

This is not prompted by anything in particular but more-so conversations I've had with the friends I'm staying with today. I'd really encourage everyone to build relationships that are not dependent on fandom because it can be SO volatile with interpersonal drama.

2

2

103

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

2 years

@bizzaroren for every fresh queer discourse, i upgrade to fggt

2

5

95

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

crylaughing because some people are GENUINELY mad about the Calico Jack event

23

0

103

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

I found the Anne/Mary script #ofmds2spoilers #ofmdspoilers #ofmds2

Tweet media one

2

32

101

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

hacker voice: I'm in

Tweet media one

13

0

101

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

this is how i store my facial hair

Tweet media one

5

2

102

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

7 months

hey ive been sitting on this for a long time and was going to keep it to myself until i properly exited the fandom, but this person gave me a "I'm a safe person" ribbon last ECCC and has been like this in my dms and replies since.

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

15

6

99

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

6 years

check out my etsy! i make patches, pins, vinyl decals and other stuff. thanks 👌

3

10

88

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I'm sick of these birds, man

Tweet media one

1

15

99

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Yesterday I told Amanda "hey don't think I'm cringe but I'm gonna cosplay some niche AU shit in a bit" and she replied "I watched you dye a plush dog black so it could be Izzy Hands" so that was certainly a vibe check.

4

1

95

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

When you're hot, you're hot!

16

31

95

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

I hope yall realize that getting Jacked is going to spread through the twitter fandom like an STD until someone gets cancelled for it

7

7

94

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Here's the real "two modes" with me and @iyummycardboard

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

9

5

93

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

11 months

It's my personal opinion that if you work in any sort of environment that has to deal with customers in any capacity, you should be allowed to say fuck.

3

9

91

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

hezizzy real

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

17

14

91

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

Over 30 fandom twt thing except it's just an excuse to brag and post this pic of me on a date with my hot younger wifey (we are 32 & 31 lmao)

Tweet media one

9

0

89

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

thank you Joelle of @izzyhandspuppet fame for this truly bizarre fanart heheheheheee

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

5

18

87

@HEXHEZ

HEZ 🍃

1 year

hey. hi. hello. what are you doing later? asking for a friend (me)

8

10

86