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Mortoshi

@HDergler

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this account is a joke. everything is a joke. low brow crypto enthusiast. degenerate scumbag. I am not a serious person | @power

Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2020
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@HDergler
Mortoshi
6 months
🚨PRESALE🚨 send SOL: 4eBPWVrbPUodcE8K8jRe397XTAYUeYr5DZHGyg6MQyUG - 50% goes to hookers and blow - 25% pays off my student loans - 25% .. probably more hookers honestly - there is no token - you will get nothing in return - I am out of liquidity send halp 24hr until tomorrow
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@HDergler
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6 months
@crotchner2 credit score is about how much interest they think they can make off you ..and also somehow a metric for how reliable you are as a citizen. Perfect system
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@HDergler
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6 months
@keysmashbandit they're floats, the biggest one rises to the top via Archimedes law of buoyancy what are they even teaching in community college these days?
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@HDergler
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3 years
I think some people thought that the utility for @Deadfellaznft would run out after Halloween and they would dump. Anyway, they just hit 5k unique holders and sales have been steady. Their roadmap 2.0 is crazy, and the team have already proved that they can deliver 🚀
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@HDergler
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6 months
@_notaskinwalker @crotchner2 with that credit score you're pre-approved for a $25k MasterCard! Apply now!
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@HDergler
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3 years
@dipjyoti888 @feeswtf Gas war to dump a free airdropped shitcoin. We've reached some kind of bottom here
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6 months
someone just threw $0.92 into $nap what is this, choosing rich for ants?
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@HDergler
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2 months
@blknoiz06 I knew hiring that guy to shoot the president's ear so that Bitcoin would pump and liquidate ansem would work
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@HDergler
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3 years
I finally found my forever pfp. I'm not changing it. Ever. (...unless @sartoshi_nft mfers go off cause I'm broke )
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@HDergler
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2 years
@thirdeyeoftruth I mean sure... but turning this into a shill for RRBAYC is sus af lol who would be the primary beneficiary of BAYC failing? (assuming there's still appetite for ape-based NFTs I'm their wake). Let's "burn BAYC and give their members somewhere to run.. again sus af
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@HDergler
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8 months
@dismayedartist @spaghettiboyx69 I don't know anything about this, and have no feelings or opinions about it in any way but this is as close to a perfect tweet as we'll ever see
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@HDergler
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9 months
@ryanrwinchester to chatGPT: "separate the concerns" to chatGPT: "separate them more" to chatGPT: "even more separated" to chatGPT: "the concerns should not be in the same codebase" to chatGPT: "the concerns should not be on the same planet" to chatGPT: "ok, but the multiverse"
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@HDergler
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25 days
this is probably one of the cleanest mimanys in the collection. I'm not going to use it for long because I don't want it associated with my clown behavior, but damn, there are some really solid items in the collection you aren't going to find clean pfps like this in those
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@HDergler
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3 years
revealed my first @HPPRSNFT from @shakkablood . In anticipation of tomorrow's raffle. Green mohawk gang represent
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@HDergler
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2 years
I don't want to fud anyones ens bags, but can we agree it's ok to roast them?
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6 months
@itshd__ I don't even know what to do anymore. Like I don't want to own the Epstein one.. but what if it pumps? fkn weird meta but it's mostly hilarious
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@HDergler
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3 years
@greg16676935420 @VitalikButerin Greg and Vitalik are my January and February of the Gentlemen of Crypto calendar
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2 years
@GiancarloChaux absolutely wild how much ETH is currently sitting on the sidelines ready to gamble on risky derivatives WHY NOT PUT IT INTO ESTABLISHED PROJECTS WITH LEGIT TEAMS AND SEND THAT SHIT TO THE MOON?
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@HDergler
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3 years
last night I picked up another @HPPRSNFT , don't tell my wife.. cause we're divorced and she won't give a shit
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@HDergler
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24 days
10x engagement increase since switching pfp to a mimany lesson in there
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4 months
@SharkWe3k "what killed him?" "he was struck by..." "there was an... object" "... I'm sorry I need to go"
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4 months
@JamesWynnReal I took out a shitload of loans for this, so technically it isn't my money
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6 months
$harambe on its way to 10 cents wif haste you don't think $1 is possible this cycle?
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3 years
@NathanHeadPhoto "hunnit discord.. disc.. two billion million sword discs. swaggy peeps and art like stuff. discord... nfa dyor"
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4 months
I keep trying to tell ppl this about memecoins if you're buying a $1M mc coin without significant size you're just wasting your time. Most of those coins won't even 2x I see mfs placing $14 bets at $1M mc.. like wtf are you trying to do?
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If you have less than $100k networth There is no reason to be holding bitcoin It won’t make you rich $100k is NOTHING You might as well risk it all You need 20x+ returns Do you understand?
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@HDergler
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3 years
the best thing about picking up more @HPPRSNFT is the massive engagement spike. Y'all are crazy
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@HDergler
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2 years
@thedailybeast he smuggled in a fake gun that was concealing a knife? 🤣
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@HDergler
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2 years
@alancarroII it looks so dejected at the end like "all of this power and I'm here performing cheap tricks for meat sacks" the robot uprising is going to be very painful
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@HDergler
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3 years
did I pick up another @HPPRSNFT ? Yes. do I have a problem? Also yes.
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@HDergler
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6 months
@TheMisterFrog can you imagine if this shit goes to a billion and Bloomberg has to write an article about it? lmao
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2 years
@WahooPunk imagine committing fraud and thinking you would get away with it because it's on the blockchain
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23 days
@SnackBioTech please, there's no way
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2 years
@verge Oh damn, Elon was right. The media is coming after him lol
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6 months
@NFTsAreNice how is that dude actually his sloth pfp this shit is hilarious
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3 years
@bryanbrinkman ETH was above 4k for the last 3 months of last year and many pfp projects launched and went to the moon. If eth pumps again we may see _some_ NFTs go sideways for a while, but it's part of the cycle
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@HDergler
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23 days
I belong to three cults right now @glorpcatsol brought life to this planet @YakubNFT created the white man, leading @MimanyMaker to create @mimany_on_sol it's all connected retardio
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3 months
when the dev is the meme and the meme is a cat and the celeb is the dev $wyac @TaylorArmstrong
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5 months
king shit
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6 months
@TyrogueD could put in some leveraged longs on safer bets tho
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@HDergler
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3 years
@EmilyKager Ugh, this. I've been receiving offers lately that are $20-$30k over my current salary. I'm happy. I don't want to leave or re-negotiate my salary.. but damn it's getting harder to justify staying put
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@HDergler
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3 years
@TookbyJonathan There is a new breed of NFT degen right now that is absolutely ngmi. Maybe they come from Reddit and they just don't understand how things work because they never check twitter or discord? Constantly seeing people immediately selling after minting at a loss and I don't get it
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2 months
@TheOnlyDSC I hate that video so much and I have the entire thing memorized
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3 years
@sartoshi_nft mfers aren't blue chips. Blue chips are mfer chips (Yes this makes no sense)
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2 years
it's just been a really emotional time in NFTs for me ok @moonbirdsathome #NFT #NFTCommunity
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3 years
If you're pricing your @sartoshi_nft mfers without a 420 or 69 do you really understand NFTs at all?
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3 months
@kkashi_yt this would be the most painful win if my entire fucking life. WHAT ARE YOY DOING BIDDING 0.01 LMFAO
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5 months
@CostcoHolesale we've reached the part of the cycle where normie corporations sue crypto degens over IP violations... which pushes crypto into the news .... which brings attention to crypto and attracts new participants LFG!!!
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3 years
@HollanderAdam Points to another major problem with NFTs: There is no single trusted source for verification. That's an enormous issue that no one appears to be fixing and I don't think tying it to any single platform is a great solve
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3 months
@rainnen23 yeah but his tweets don't send like they used to. Shit would have hit 50m instantly a few months ago
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@HDergler
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2 years
there are a lot of bad eggs in the NFT space. Luckily @DourDarcelsNFT aren't among them. Guaranteed good eggs
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2 months
@CommonsSOL could sort of be viewed as a Doodles derivative, but they have two advantages that doodles don't: 1. they're on sol, where everything is happening this cycle 2. they are way more aesthetic than doodles. The first couple doodles I minted looked like McLovin
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3 years
@0xBender Probably thinking about accumulating eth and not cashing out right away. It'll probably go up eventually. Like by 2050 at least
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@blknoiz06 with all this bullshit Tate meta it would be great to rally around @TaylorArmstrong , who plans to actually do some good with her platform
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21 days
market is pretty saturated for "schizo collage" art and NFTs prob time to switch it up a bit that's why I like mimany. Nice and clean. Timeless
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2 years
If you own a @CryptoDickbutts you should own a @CryptoTitVags . That's the tweet
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5 months
here's the plan I go to bed everyone max jeets $smole I wake up poor gn
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4 years
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8 months
listen @ScoogisNFT is an OG sol community. They have OG sol friends. You want airdrops? WL for upcoming mints? I've seen them make that happen already all the other OGs with decent art or memes are 10+sol. Scoogi entry point is low.. for now
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3 years
@domain I still really like the Mekas, but projects without instant reveal should not exist
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6 months
I was about to go to bed now I'm watching the $nap order book like it's the Superbowl @KeroNFTs messing with my sleep cycle
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3 years
@sxtvik I think I figured I out. You get people to drop their ens like they're going to get something of value for doing literally nothing, and then you get a list of gullable people you can send scams and cash grabs BoneAppleTe.eth (just in case tho)
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3 years
@BatsouElef I feel like this is somewhat controversial, but @intellijidea crushes everything else I've used. Really full featured, sensible default behaviors. I've used VS Code and just did not enjoy the experience (queue telling me I'm wrong)
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3 years
@_UmairHafeez_ My screen is z-index 3 and now I have a dog on my keyboard
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3 years
@ap3father I had to go to the doctor after an nft twitter space once to get the cringe removed
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2 years
@CaleCrypto it... usually stays up longer
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3 years
@DiscoverXnft tell us you don't know what's going on without telling us you don't know what's going on
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2 years
@enjoyoor I want to own a fidenza ... and a dozen dick butts
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3 years
@niftyprice_io @NathanHeadPhoto Portrait of a Pump and Dump by niftyprice_io
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3 years
@Feld4014 @liloldhead @AB84 @boredpunksnft How is that... legal? "we everyone to conspire to fix the price so we can appear to be more valuable"
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3 months
just found out that people have been getting $wyac tattoos FOR YEARS! ..not just to pump their bags, they just liked the meme and put it on their bodies lol adjust your targets
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3 years
@bryanbrinkman is 4k that threshold though? I feel like people are used to 4k by now and we're in a dip. I could see this maybe playing out if ETH shows signs of an ATH floor at 5k or above
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8 months
NFTs by the people, of the people, for the people...
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3 years
@ASpittel we don't want the code too dry cause it gets hard to understand.. and if it's too "wet" there's too much redundancy... So I guess we're saying the optimal level of abstraction is... moist?
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24 days
my favorite person in web3 followed me within a day of changing my pfp to a mimany lesson in there
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1 month
there's this weird racial thing happening with Yakub and I can't honestly decide what I think about any of it but it's so incredibly schizo that not holding a bunch of the NFTs would be financially irresponsible
@YakubNFT
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Whites must study Tricknology
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8 months
@danielgothits please tell me "pending" means there's a room for of ASICs screaming like banshees and sucking down a gigawatt of electricity so I can own this stupid jpeg
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6 months
@cybergibbons is it weird that I dig this aesthetic and low-key want one?
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2 years
@AdamHustle too many panic sellers in the market right now. Let's hope this dip flushes them out
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8 months
sometimes you just have to take a beat and mint some art that goes hard distraught that I didn't pull a pepe
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8 months
@ScoogisNFT aren't going anywhere and these mfers know how to reward community members Just won a Scoogi (rare peen trait lol), a Doogi, and 285k $peen in their meme competition LFG #WeScoogin
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8 months
@Cryptilt the frog has a $peen
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7 months
@thedarkprowler took an edible once and it didn't do shit then me'sa was kinna feelin all da people'sas starin at'a tha Home Depot place
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2 years
@notthreadguy 5 digit ENS are where it's at now. Think Otherside land owners will want the address to their plot? I do
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3 years
@prrfbeauty are beauties. Glad I was able to get into this collection
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3 years
@shakkablood the real question is how do we reach the people who keep buying these rugs and show them real projects? I have a normie friend trying to get into NFTs and he sends me a couple links a day to obvious rugs. Where is he finding those and how can we intercede?
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2 years
unpopular opinion: NFTs were fun, ENS names are just domain squatting 2.0 (with the exception of 8--D.eth which is a unique piece of on-chain art)
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3 years
@hunterorrell how do I contact them to send me some eth?
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last cycle I didn't own the NFT collection beanie was talking about and I got sidelined quickly and missed out on a lot of opportunities for big gains study learning from past cycle's mistakes
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Apple stays on
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21 days
memecoins just can't give you the same joy as hitting the mint button and seeing something like this appear in your wallet I'm going to open phantom in 2027 and laugh my ass of when I see this thing again
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3 years
@CozomoMedici Imagine being that low totem pole assistant who has to contact everyone in the audience and help them set up MM
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8 months
if @peen doesn't have a fully vertical chart followed by a blow-off top then idk wtf we're doing here
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6 months
@blknoiz06 @Tradermayne anything below $1M and you'll accidentally mint some new millionaires
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8 months
@DOYOUEVENDORK @itstylersays @SolanaPepecoin lmao I lost like $45 to gas on ETH pepe I'll probably pick this up
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10 months
low-key need this flanders @hellakozi
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4 months
somehow I made shitloads of money betting small and I'm losing shitloads of money betting big make it make sense
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2 years
@Degentraland key takeaway: it isn't because the concept of NFTs or crypto are failing, it's because the financial world is completely fucked right now keep making high conviction plays until the taps turn back on?
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7 months
@Cryptilt my $harambe thesis: it's fun saying "dicks out"
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2 years
@GiancarloChaux answer: y'all are grade 4 dropout gambling addicts lol
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6 months
@SPCMNandHOBBES low-key probably gonna bang tho
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2 years
@0xEthanDG I hope they send that shit to the burn wallet lol
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