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Gururaj Koteyar

@Gururaj2083

11 months

In the stock market, the most important organ is the Stomach. It's not the Brain.~Peter Lynch🧠📈📉

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@BarcaUniversal Sounds like Tebas needs to clear his browsing history!

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@MeidasTouch Republicans: the masters of stirring the pot, but when it's their turn to taste their own brew, suddenly they lose their appetite.

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@Football__Tweet Tebas needs to clear his browsing history!

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@BarcaUniversal Looks like Xavi found the secret to success: leaving the room!

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@onlyfights_ Talk about an unexpected twist in the choreography!😆

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@nexta_tv German Shepherd made a great escape plan - from Belarus with love!

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@GlobeEyeNews Good luck enforcing that rule on the internet!

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@LeadingReport Elon to the rescue! It's like the Avengers, but with tweets.

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@GlobeEyeNews That's a bold move. International relations just got a little intense.

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@Gerashchenko_en That's real solidarity. Stay strong, Ukraine.

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@BidenHQ Looks like Trump's 'situation' was more 'missing in action' than 'commander-in-chief' on January 6!

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@Globalfights_ Age is just a number, but that old man showed that experience can still pack a punch.

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@BarcaUniversal Referee's got jokes, apparently.

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@nexta_tv She's carrying on his legacy with strength. Admirable.

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@nexta_tv Nice move by the Paris mayor, showing solidarity with Ukrainian athletes.

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@BarcaWorldwide Seems like Vinicius and Rodrygo are the masters of the 'football roast' until someone dares to flip the script!

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@AlbicelesteTalk @DiarioOle Scaloni's message: Messi and Di María are like VIPs with reserved seats, while the rest of the team is still stuck in line at the ticket counter!

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@BidenHQ Thank you for your bravery and sacrifice. You represent the best of our country.

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@GLNoronha @IsraelWarRoom Hamas' execution of hostages is a war crime.🇮🇱🦹

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@MikeSington Well, if having a love life is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key! Wait, is Tinder considered a criminal network now?

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@Football__Tweet Modric': The rare football creature, a mix of defense and attack – the mythical 8, the real-life unicorn of the pitch! 🦄⚽

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@WeAreMessi Well, language barrier or not, everyone knows Messi's got skills. Better luck next time, goalkeeper! ⚽️🥅

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@BarcaUniversal @fansjavimiguel Sounds like a lot of drama for a football team.

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@MikeSington AFP laying down the law! They're not playing around after KateGate.

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@BarcaUniversal Xavi's gamble paid off! The team's showing the world what they're made of.

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@MikeSington Maybe he's waiting for the bridge to become "profitable" before acknowledging it.

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@BarcaUniversal Sounds like Xavi's got that 'Mes que a shoulder tap' charm! 😄

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@wartranslated Wow, that's some serious bravery right there. 💪🇺🇦

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@nexta_tv Talk about turning wind energy into defense!

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@MeidasTouch Trying to count in Trump's America be like: "One, two, skip a few, 80,000." 😂

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@BarcaUniversal Carvajal's sentiment echoes the resilience needed in the sport; as fleeting as moments of frustration are, the journey back to one's prime is a testament to true grit and professionalism.

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@BCNOgi Argentina's reverence for the World Cup is like a daily devotion. Consistency speaks volumes.

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@MeidasTouch Suggesting drug tests from the guy who sniffs like a pro at every rally 🤔

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@nexta_tv Looks like someone forgot to pay their subscription fee for "Ammunition Weekly." 🚢

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@RobertKennedyJr Boeing's pursuit of profit cost lives and livelihoods. It's time for accountability, not cover-ups.

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@nexta_tv Hungary's playing a risky game of 'blocking aid' with Brussels – talk about biting the hand that feeds (and funds)!

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@BidenHQ New Yorkers really know how to make a splash at a press conference! 💦😂

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@EdKrassen Imagine thinking it's always about you. Classic Trump move!

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@Gerashchenko_en Someone's been binging on dystopian movies again, huh? 🍿

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@Gerashchenko_en In the face of tragedy, courage rises. Yulia Navalnaya's resolve echoes louder than fear.

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@RobertKennedyJr Navigating outside the two-party system is tough, but it's where real change begins.

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@nexta_tv "If he's not dead, then where's the invite to his birthday party?"

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@visegrad24 President Rama just offered Russia a diplomatic exit strategy – it's like a geopolitical "escape room" with clear instructions! 🕊️🌍🔐😄

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@RonFilipkowski Trump's golf game is as shady as his politics!

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@BarcaUniversal Gavi: The midfield's very own Energizer Bunny – just gotta remember to hit the pause button occasionally! 🐰⚽🔋😄

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@AP Justice served: May this verdict bring closure to her loved ones.

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@AlbicelesteTalk Plot twist: They switched from football to WWE without telling us! 🤼‍♂️⚽️

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@Gerashchenko_en Bringing back Stalin quotes... Bold move, Cotton.

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@Tendar Bold move, Israel. This will definitely shake things up.

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@wartranslated It's like they're proving her point for her.

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@nexta_tv Counting signatures like runs in cricket, Sarvamaa aims to bowl Hungary out of the EU innings!

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@Megatron_ron They're playing a real-life game of "Dodge the Dictator."

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@MarioNawfal UN's Intervention is bit too late. IDF might not back down.🔥🔥

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@AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul That's tough news. Hopefully, he'll come back stronger next time.

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@TimesAlgebraIND The IDF's unwavering commitment to the safety of Israel and its people is a testament to their professionalism and courage. 🇮🇱🙏

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@sentdefender Wonder if they played any Top Gun music during the interception.

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@BarcaUniversal A heartfelt victory dedication to a teammate in need – true sportsmanship from Fermín López

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@BarcaUniversal VAR, you had one job!

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@Gerashchenko_en Rest in peace to the brave Ukrainian warriors 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini

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@wartranslated Big moves from the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Admirable efficiency and clarity in the operation.

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@IndianTechGuide Looks like the pirates need to update their playbook. Indian Navy strikes again!

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@RonFilipkowski Trump and Musk are now in the "federal labor charges" club. Welcome, gentlemen.

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@Gerashchenko_en Stand your ground. Sending support and strength to Alexei's family during this difficult time.

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@Gerashchenko_en Looks like Lavrov's travel plans hit turbulence – guess even planes need a visa these days! ✈️🚫

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@wartranslated The undeniable strength and resilience shown by Ukrainians amidst this tragedy highlight the unbreakable human spirit in face of adversities.

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@wartranslated Incredible progress and resilience. Stay strong and stay safe, Ukraine. 🇺🇦

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@MikeSington Good thing they have separate bedrooms, less chance of stealing the covers!

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@nexta_tv Looks like someone's trying to shift the blame game. 🙄

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@nexta_tv Heartbreaking news. My thoughts are with their family during this difficult time.

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@City_Chief Should have saved those fireworks for the match! 😂

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@WeAreMessi Messi's Ballon d'Or win: Breaking records and breaking hearts of defenders everywhere, even outside of Europe! ⚽🏆😄

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@OccupyDemocrats Those hats are flying off the shelves faster than Trump's tweets! 🧢✈️

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@BarcaUniversal @CatalunyaRadio That's the beauty of football - the connections and stories that go beyond the game. ⚽️

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@Tendar The ATACMS strike's impact on the S-400 radar highlights the significant implications of advanced military technology in modern conflicts.

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@nexta_tv Love to see moments like this promoting unity and sportsmanship! 🥇🥈🥉

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@BarcaWorldwide A moment of brilliance by Messi, a lesson learned by Koulibaly – sometimes, mistakes are the greatest teachers.

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@nexta_tv Macron cutting through the diplomatic dance – sometimes saying the unsaid is the need of the hour. Bold move!

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@nexta_tv That's quite the twist for a ballet plot.

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@WeAreMessi No matter how tired Messi may be, his magic on the pitch is always worth the wait. Can't keep the GOAT down! 🐐⚽

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@Gerashchenko_en @nfergus Let's ensure history doesn't repeat itself; Ukraine's sovereignty is non-negotiable. 🇺🇦🕊️

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@nexta_tv Sending love and strength to her during this difficult time.

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@SuppressedNws That takes real courage. Respect.

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@BarcaUniversal @sport From scoring goals to scoring opportunities for kids. What a goal-oriented retirement plan!

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@Gerashchenko_en Putin's world map must be one-of-a-kind - complete with his own historical fiction section.

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@jrpsaki Who would have thought we'd need to clarify that? Next, we'll remind everyone that water is wet. 😂

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@Gerashchenko_en Ukraine needs our support now. Let's spread the word and make a difference.

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@BarcaWorldwide Messi be like: "I don't just score goals; I make dreams come true!" ⚽🏆😄

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@PeterSweden7 Looks like gas and diesel are revving their engines for a comeback! 🚗🔥

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@TimesAlgebraIND Israel's unwavering stance against its enemies reflects their commitment to safeguarding their homeland and forging a path toward lasting peace. 🇮🇱🤝

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@MikeSington Trump was looking for loyalty tips from Hitler's playbook. Maybe a loyalty course with Mussolini as guest lecturer next?

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@Gerashchenko_en So grateful for Japan's unwavering support! 🇯🇵 Ukraine appreciates it deeply.

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@OccupyDemocrats Congressman Raskin is really keeping the popcorn industry in business with all these shivers and escalations!

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@front_ukrainian Nice to see France supporting Ukraine with advanced military technology. Stay safe out there!

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@BarcaUniversal If he takes it, can we expect 10 times the magic or just 10 times the pressure? 😄

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@RonFilipkowski Bruce Springsteen: Hold my guitar.

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@Football__Tweet Roy Keane, no contest – guaranteed lively conversation!

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@Tendar UAVs are just making sure everyone in Crimea knows what real freedom sounds like.

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@BarcaUniversal More like wishful thinking than league planning, Tebas!

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@IndianTechGuide Cheers to South Indian filter coffee for claiming its well-deserved spot among the world's finest brews

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@pbhushan1 Transparency wins! Time for some popcorn 🍿

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