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@iamSauceGardner Bron got the Dream Wife low key
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@inglewoodSiR Kendrick just spoke somebody get him a Grammy🍆🚴🏾‍♂️🚴🏾‍♂️
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@MMATeaTalk I don’t think a lot of other people understand the song. In the song Kendrick says He’s never been touched before he denies it but his mom doesn’t believe him because she knows what it’s like to have been touched before. And she see the same signs in him.
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@GuruTwoey
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@GoinCrazyFights Nursing Homes are prisons for Older people🤦🏾‍♂️ I would never send my older family members to an Old Folks home
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@KevinHuerter Keep playing how you play @KevinHuerter You’re great for the Under everyday🦾🦾🦾
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@TheDunkCentral @AndrewGreif This is what Paul George calls Bad calls 😂😂😂
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@Not___KC Mans is 20 just turned 20 at that in February. Scoot has plenty of time to grow into his talent. Also he’s 20 he can easily still work on his bounce that’s nothing 😂😂😂
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@TheDunkCentral Everybody saying he Washed the Man was just averaging 15 on Charlotte this season. He could have came off the bench and definitely been an offensive presence
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@iamMikeP_ This is a crazy wild Stan Kendrick thing to say😂😂😂😂😂😂 Only Kendrick fans make up the craziest narratives
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@LegionHoops Monty Williams is robbing the Pistons with no weapon🤦🏾‍♂️ Worst Coach in the league hands down right now.
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@TheRealGoodz Nah this is a banger🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I’m low key sick as a Drake fan
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@TheDunkCentral @NBABeyondCourt Kawhi is the Hands down better player James Harden is the without Question bigger Superstar James Harden in different countries with Rappers and shit Kawhi barely talk😂😂😂
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@Rosenbergradio The spouse abuse is true it’s not Random you can look it up.
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@reepuf Context Ak said if and when he was in college there’s no difference between 17 -21 everyone is young so if he meets a girl. While he was in “College” It wouldn’t have made a difference to him
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@jasrifootball How did Minshew fall off? Minshew as we’ve seen this year is a serviceable QB with a Supporting cast around him. He’s not Elite QB or even a start but he’s a top tier Backup. That’s what he was drafted to be
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@hiiipowers Niggas get it Kendrick Lamar is backed by the industry 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Zvbear This seems racist I’m not going lie Lupita is top tier beauty. She’s special Scarlet is nice but she’s not no Bella or Gigi Hadid or a Kardashian. You can literally find a Scarlet at any local college in the World.
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@J5_Sports1 This was one of the biggest Indont know football post I’ve ever seen in Football. You acting Like Purdy is the only person who has WR. Getting YAC yards😂🤣😂 The worst part is you thought you was on to something with this post🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@ArtOfDialogue_ Notice all these places that they have turnt. All whites this is the culture that supports Kendrick Lamar
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@Akademiks Metro Grooming is the funniest name that came out of this beef😂😂😂
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@paulpierce34 Wes is a bad coach too. He’s putting Poole in horrible situations. The Defense can focus on him Kuzma no worries. They don’t have they’re 3 point shooter’s getting any minutes. It’s no structure just go out there and Ball. They need a New coach and a PG why not John Wall?
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@SaycheeseDGTL If they really killed him he was honestly the biggest opp out there. They been gunning for him for years.
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@TdotDee23 @RyanEvansESPN @TheDunkCentral That’s really the craziest part Iggy percentages and clutch moments are ridiculous.
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@TheDunkCentral Steve Nash and it’s not even close
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@LauraC529 @TheNBACentral @tim_cato He averaged 18 playing 15-20 minutes a game. Please help me understand what you’re talking about
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@ADHDGoat Imagine the year if 2041 there’s somebody they’re considering is better than Bron. They’re whole argument is a clip of Lebron getting Cooked by Steph Curry🤯🤯🤯 The Title Reads Lebron gets Cooked by 6’3 205 pound Steph Curry I’m done with the 00’s 😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@itsavibe Every time Joe Budden hears a Kendrick diss he says it’s over. Every time he hears a Drake diss he says nah this ain’t it. He shouldn’t have did it this way. Budden is clearly biased and is rooting for Kendrick to win this
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@jayrock Kendrick just opened his mouth someone go hand him a Grammy right now😂😂😂🍆🍆🚴🏾‍♂️
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@es3_09 Niggas stay talking some fantasy shit. “Ceedee level 😂😂😂” CeeDee lamb has never accomplished what AJ Brown is doing right now. You dudes be confusing college with the NFL CeeDee Lamb ain’t on AJ BROWN level‼️‼️‼️
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@LBJsBest Neither did Lebron The 73-9 GSW was just a good team The KD GSW was the best team out together easily Lebron never beat KD and Curry Kawhi is the only person to beat that team
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@lilduval Drake literally drops rap after rap predicting what Kendrick is going say Kendrick comes out and say the shit and nothing original. Drake has a original content Everybody that secretly hates Drake Kendrick is winning🧢🧢🧢
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@TheDunkCentral I would love to see Paolo in the gym with Melo this offseason. Because Paolo could actually be a big bruiser make people regret guarding him
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@Money23Green Is this a serious Post the man had 37 and 10 was being double most of the game. They not only made it hard for to get the ball they blocked his passing lane so he had to catch and create off of tough passes. Purdue didn’t belong there Edey was just that dominant of a player
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@MagicJohnson It’s actually good for the League if Dallas wins. 1 they cement a Superstar with Luka 2 Expand the Euro players mark on the NBA 3 It also adds a Rival to Jokic who is not that far in age from Luka similar to Bron and Curry 4 Even if they make it to the Chip still same results
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@kingchudy People just think the Ghetto and crime is only an American thing😂😂😂 Niggas really think there’s no death and street shit going on in Canada smh
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@ElliottWilson This Kendrick Lamar Vs Drake Beef will go down as one of the most Biased Beefs of all time. The Fans are already saying a Situation is over between 2 grown men Any other beef stopped when somebody waved the White flag but now all of a sudden it’s over right away🤦🏾‍♂️🍆🚴🏾‍♂️
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@daylyt30 The Slaves have been free for over a 100 years He raps about old Black Problems and nothing that’s currently going on in the Culture. Is the Man a Black Panther or a Political activist? Either way that’s not helping the Current Black Culture 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@Soulful1865 These are the guys that support Kendrick the most
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@TeamDreamville Biggest Cole fan but I just don’t even want to listen to his music anymore. It won’t hit the same. He’s not trying to prove anything how can I listen to someone who isn’t trying to rap to prove a point at his level🤔
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@RollingStone Rolling Stone is just like the Grammys a White Establishment‼️‼️‼️ XXL the Black Culture has Drake winning What does that Mean Even though I believe Kendrick is slightly in the lead because of “Not Like Us” Drakes other songs clear easily
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@TheDunkCentral @paulsen_smw Marketing is terrible in the NBA. The Finals have Tatum Brown vs Luka and Kyrie. But Major sport media shows are talking about Where Bronny James might get drafted😂😂😂 Talking about How can Lebron get back to the Finals NBA has a hard time Marketing Young Players. They just
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@EvInFour Sga had 28 against the 7th best defense in the league. The Suns defense is terrible Ant cooked but the comparison is trash SGA Cooked and won Against one of the best teams in the league at that statistically Offensively and Defensively Just overall bad take
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@957thegame @MarcGrandi @WillardAndDibs These dudes make the worst takes I’ve ever seen. The Warriors don’t have a privilege to have to win😂😂😂 Steph Curry has plenty of time left to get 1 more chip. Especially with Kuminga on the team
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@957thegame Klay is playing the game wrong. Klay has always been one of the best Set shooters in the league. Now he’s trying run around and play Steph’s game. Klay needs to be set and get the shot off quick and stop trying to create his own shot.
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@TylerHon14 @OfficialNBARefs @OrlandoMagic This was a huge “I don’t know basketball post” SGA literally played perfect basketball. He could have flopped he could have sold the call. He used his body and still focused on his shot. The foul came after he was worried about scoring that’s it
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@ADHDGoat This just shows how much you clowns know. Clyde Drexler was considered back at that time. Just as good as Jordan that was his KD of his time. You dudes love to compare something that’s not comparable
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@jasrifootball Cam Newton would fit perfectly on this team. It’s tailored made for his style of play. They should bring him in now and just get him ready to step in by week 5 or 6. They could still be winning by the time he gets in. At the end of the day. Cam as a runner with a 1 WR is 🔥🔥🔥
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@lilrocketnasa @TheDunkCentral @tim_cato They need to go grab Mo Wagner perfect match for the team
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@HouseColts This got to be a play play take Manning goes to where he’s loved. The Broncos layed the Red Carpet for Manning we went to 2 super bowls with Manning and had him for 4 season. Manning will forever be a #BroncosCountry
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@jonastheprince We been forgot
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@mldiffley The difference between all those guys and D.Rose is that his team chose to give up on him. And the teams after did the same. He dropped 50 in Minnesota. The man never stopped being an above average PG. They just stopped giving him the opportunities to showcase his talent‼️
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@ArtOfDialogue_ @Real923LA Any diss track you have to dissect the layers off is trash Diss tracks are supposed to be right to the point not a bunch of Double triple entendres shit was 💩💩💩💩💩💩
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@nfr_podcast If we being forreal Kendrick Lamar is the most overrated artist in the history of Rap. Cole has songs like No Role Models Power Trip and more Other than Humble when are you banging a Kendrick Lamar song? That last Kendrick Lamar Album🗑️🗑️🗑️
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@ClutchPoints Closest thing in the League in this young Generation to Lebron but @stephenasmith won’t even mention this man’s name🤦🏾‍♂️
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@yeahokayfam @sanjrah @Qozrt Orange and Green go good together that’s one of them Blue and Yellow In my opinion it’s all colors that Mix. Look great together never knew it was a real thing
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@TheHoopCentral I said it all season the way the way Playing Poole was fucking his game up. They tried to make the man a catch and shoot shooter that’s not even his game. Wes Unsled Jr was trying coach the man’s game away from him
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@TheDunkCentral @Kayla_Grey Watching the NBA is starting to get corny. The product is just declining. It’s so obvious the players they want to be stars and the teams they want to shine. I don’t know why Adam Silver thinks people want to see that. People want to see the players play not the Refs cheat🤦🏾‍♂️
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@TheDunkCentral The problem with the G.O.A.T debate is that everyone wants Bron to be a better player than Jordan or even Kobe. Which as a single player he isn’t and never will be. But as far as a Career there’s no debate Lebron has had the Single best Basketball Career of All times
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@CelticsRepublic @ClutchPoints @MavsPH Where the fuck did you see a push off🤔🤔🤔
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@cpettit815 @EmmanuelAcho @Eagles @NFL Bro you clowns would argue that the Sun don’t shine smh. There’s no debate Prime Wentz was special and was looking like one of the best QBs in the league. Not an opinion that’s not what some people thought. It’s a fact and the overwhelming majority agreed. Just because you a
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@BelgerNelson @RealSkipBayless You’re pocket watching and hating at the same time. It’s amazing how high your levels of corniness are🤯🤯🤯
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@_MLFootball This is disrespectful and just a reaction based post. John Elway took the Broncos to 5 Super Bowls and Won 2. While Dan Marino was playing. Dan Marino will never be better than John Elway smh Drew Brees nowhere close to Elway this list is crazy
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@RobTeeVee I hate how the World over rates Kendrick the Man gets caught View Botting last night. Nobody says nothing the man is clear as day an Industry plant
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@TheDunkCentral Russell Westbrook should have never been on the bench in the First Place‼️‼️‼️
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@RGIII @nuggets @NBA Let’s never forget this
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@TheDunkCentral Jalen Brunson today is better than Steph today that’s not hard to even think. Steph 35 Like saying Luka is better than Bron today Duh🤯🤯🤯
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@Eaglesfans9 Propaganda smh Carson Wentz looks over joyed. He’s literally crying why would he not be excited he was literally on the sidelines cheering Foles on the whole game. This is crazy how fake narratives get created by people who can’t understand regular human emotions. You must have
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@anthonyVslater Twice now has the Veterans from the Golden State Locker Room spoke on How important Kuminga was towards a win. The Fan Base Can see it. The Players can see it. Only person that can’t see it right now is Kerr. Kuminga is taking a better approach to the game than Wiggins.
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@TheDunkCentral I agree with Lavar They never experienced injuries like this until they got away from him. He had them ready to play and honestly they would probably be 2 of the best players in the league right now. If they would have stayed with their dad. They let the media turn them
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@TheWestbrookEra Draymond spitting all Facts Russ should have never been on the bench in the first place.
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@TraMurr Nah that type of Energy is not needed in an organization. He’s done nothing to even show that he could be a scorer in the league yet. Walking away sad like that and not being happy for your teammates. Wizards don’t need that type of “Me” energy on the team. Unless you are a
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@SaycheeseDGTL LGBTQ is a Gang and nobody is recognizing as such. Last time an organization had this much power and fear in Society. Was the Italian Mafia‼️
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@_MLFootball I watched this whole video looking for the bad take. I never heard one smh
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@DrGuru_ Wiseman is the only number 2 pick that’s never got a chance to even play for a whole season as a starter. He’s essentially been treated like he was an undrafted prospect. The man has started less than 70 games in his career before Golden State gave up on him for no reason.
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@jonathanchen77 @BenGolliver How Russ started the season off before Harden🤡🤡🤡
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@NBCSWarriors @TAR13ASON He would actually be a great addition to the Warriors in the Offseason😂😂😂
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@TGM_007 Actually it feels good knowing that Drake is about to do some Legandary shit. In everybody’s eyes he’s the underdog. Some people even writing him off. When he come back with this next Pack it’s over
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@wojespn Heat wanted Dame all offseason They got Terry Rozier for Kyle Lowry and still kept they’re pieces The Heat might be the best Run franchise in the league. People don’t understand how good Terry Rozier is now. But Heat got this years Championship Bookmark my tweet
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@itsavibe Cole usually never gets into another person world when he raps. Damn he been on a crazy downfall of Public opinion this year. I thought this was going be the year he dominated 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@LordYeezus @wowthatshiphop This is perfect example of how influencers have the peoples minds. Cole Discography is unmatched but if you coming from AKs stream spitting his opinion is odd Good Kid Mad City and Damn is Kendrick’s only 2 hot albums Everything else was Mid at best the last shit was 🗑️🗑️🗑️
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@Akademiks Soon as they had Drake winning the War. Kanye jumps in and starts throwing Haymakers🤯🤯🤯 Where is Lil Wayne you can’t keep staying Neutral 😂😂😂
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@1Deso_ @Akademiks Lame Corny and weird👍🏾
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@ClenbutrolPlugz Them Saudis are Trillionares a couple Million is Pennies to them
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@anoninvestorgg @DrLoupis We are meant to teach kids‼️‼️‼️ Learning from a 3 year old about life is some of the craziest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. We talking about a human being that doesn’t even understand how to read and write yet🤯. But they’re saying that this kid is smart enough to let them
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@RIFinsFan22 @SavageSports_ Tua was almost replaced and they almost thought Tua was a bust. Even coming into this year guys had questions on Tua. You guys don’t keep up with sports
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@ChrisHarrisJr Percy Harvin open the door for guys like Deebo. But I do think it’s a crazy comparison. Deebo can do so much more than Percy Harvin. And he’s stays healthy. Deebo is an all around better WR than Harvin was
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@Nathanapirtle @SaycheeseDGTL No need to say Could If anything ever happens like this We Should Guaranteed Boycott. Nobody buy games nobody play games🤷🏾‍♂️
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@clippedszn It’s really people acting like this song ain’t a Hit. At this point people only want top tier gossip and next level disrespect for a diss track This is top level diss and extremely disrespectful at the same time. You can’t please people nowadays
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@tmagled @wojespn Lowry is 38 years old what are you even talking about
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@TheDunkCentral @tim_cato Mo Wagner would be a perfect match to play with Luka. Wagner can shoot the 3 he can put the ball on the Floor and he should have been a starter. Wagner Kyrie Luka Lively😬😬😬 Now we might be talking about a tough beat in the West. Wagner is a high energy player and he’s 6’10
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@Asensii20 @TheDunkCentral I can’t believe that people could be this gay
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@pinkpurp11 @Realrclark25 @shannonsharpeee There’s clearly an Agenda being Pushed Mahomes is more of a product of System than Anything. Brady not only dominated a Conference for a decade plus. He switched conferences and Took a completely different team to Win the Super Bowl Against the medias poster child
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@The_Waz10 @TomScibelli You just commenting just to comment. They not Booing Leonard because he’s not playing hard. They booing him because he left San Antonio. The fans don’t like Kawhi. Pop just want to play basketball leave these dudes alone that’s real
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@capsaveathought @Akademiks You find yourself screaming about another man with a fat ass laughing on you chill time🤨🥲⏸️
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@NerdAtCoolTable No way in this world I’m believing a short fat dude is going to help me make smart life decisions‼️
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@Akademiks Rick Ross said he holding it down for all the rappers without a voice😂😂😂 Man’s Robin Hood🤣🤣🤣 A rapping activist
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@SamHowellMVP @jasrifootball @_AndrewCallahan Keep in mind they wasn’t even in the Same Draft. And nobody has ever compared Mac Jones and Sam Howell
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@pmadhorn @Human101Nature So 2 wrongs make a right? That’s harassment just as much as it is assault. This shit is so weird
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