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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Aj Imran khan roya hai kal ye quom roye gi apni kismat par
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5 years
Hamaray liye khelo, hamaray jaisa nai haraamzado.
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2 years
Bhutto har ghar se nikal sakta hai laikan imran khan sirf aik hi hai.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
9 months
All credit to Pat cummins for taking pics of the pitch and then sleeping out there just so indians cant change it. Legend.
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2 years
Babar realizing the only way we can rely on our middle order is by making sure they never play
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Teray agay kuch bhi nahi sab khaak barabar @ IK
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6 months
Pakistanis taking pictures of results before going to sleep
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2 years
'Anay wali tamam naslain gawahi dain gi ke tum kharay thay'
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Ghar baith warna,
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2 years
Going to imran khan's jalsa using Metro bus and orange train via azaadi chowk only to hear him criticize shahbaz shariff, who made all of those, is peak lahori behavior. Im a proud lahori.
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2 years
Just gonna leave this here
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2 years
Imran khan fighting against everyone in the system. Cant even imagine the strength God has given him. True leader.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
My sister was telling me about how she's been using some idiot's hotspot in the neighbourhood for the last 5 days cuz they have no password. We both just figured out im the idiot
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
IK said 'log bahir se pakistan ain ge ilaaj karwanay' and now nawaz shariff is coming back to avail the sehat card. Another promise delivered.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
marry her or Aamir liaqat will.
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4 years
Idk but it seems like banning men from leaving the house after maghrib would solve a lot of problems
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Heard a guy say 'jis ne 20 saal intezaar kiya hai hamara ab hum bhala kaise chhor dain ussay' and this hit hard
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
this catch was sponsored by Allah cuz our boys did best to drop it
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Cutting off hamza shehbaz's speech to shift to IK's entrance lol auqaat to sab ko pata hai opposition ki
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
'Han wo ABUBAKAR nobodycares from chuttarpradesh keh raha hai roads pe ana unconstitutional aur embarrassing hai is liye cancel kar do protest'
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It must be embarassing for imran khan to take on roads use every unconstitutional source to get into power and get betrayed ny his own team and then again on roads
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Our team's 3 departments are: - bowling - fielding - qudrat Batting is just a bonus
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
MQM having a panic attack rn. Sold karachi for a couple of ministries.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
92 92 kartay kartay ye 92 pe hi na all-out ho jain bc
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Urdu is confusing. 'Achay kaam main dair kaisi' and 'jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka' like wtf do you want ?!
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2 years
Im sorry.
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4 years
Pakistanis as therapists: Yar meray sath bhi yehi hua tha
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2 years
Someone needs to recite ayat ul kursi near zardari just to see if he disappears
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
I see more anti-IK sentiment than pro-Hazara and that is what's wrong with us
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Haris Rauf is the GOAT. The way he has matured is unreal. He deserved this.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Universities denying you admission like 'we regret to inform you' to bhai na karta na reject. aisa kaam hi kyun kartay ho
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Quarantine Day 8: Now i know why brown girls are always angry
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Ive been watching pakistan play since the 2003 worldcup. Trust me you can not wish for a better team. Im glad this generation gets to see such a non-toxic team put in such a united effort through the years. Amazing.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
11 months
Shaheen Shah has ups and downs but naseem shah is consistent. Man's unplayable.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
I love this 😭
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
The man got shot in the leg and still waved his hands for his people before he got into the van. Imran khan is just --
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
tum jeeto ya haaro suno ye sunday ko kiya to ghar mat ana
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4 years
Alhamdulillah Out of 47 qualified candidates my office chose me to send for a management course. I can't be thankful enough. Its an anger management course, but still i'm a glass half full kinda guy.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Patwaris confused cuz imran still hasnt run off to UK. Theyre not used to this
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
ankhain taras gayi thi in dono ko aise khelta dekhnay ke liye
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Never seen a kid named 'iftikhar'. It's like they appear out of nowhere after 30
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
'Note ko izzat do' - Chaudhry shujaat
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2 years
Rainy weather, halwa puri and imran khan winning the election. A perfect sunday
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2 years
Haris rauf is a finisher. Hes finishing our chances of winning rn
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2 years
Well fought pakistan. Seriously proud of you today. Waqai dil dil pakistan
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Yajooj majooj deewar ke chakkar main wapda bhi chaat gaye hain
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
'Ye kaisa qanoon hai ke Aurat ko musalman banana hai laikan mard ko insaan nai banana'
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
Kids who grew up watching FRIENDS don't have any now
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Dont joke about power outages. Thats just dark humor
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
'agar abhi bhi pakistan ...'
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
7 years
Aunty : Beta meri baat maano, shaadi kr lo Me : Aunty aj kal koi followback nai deta, beti kon de ga?
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Haris rauf's new jersey after that dropped catch
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2 years
Haris rauf will end up in a mental institute if team keeps fielding like this
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Absolute scenes today when khan sahab will have to tell people to get down from minar-e-pakistan during his speech
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Babar's century today and this country starts healing
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2 years
Tbh the way this team has fought back in this match mad respect for the team all-round. No regrets from the bois today
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
lambi hai ghum ki shaam magar 70 saal se shaam hi toh hai is mulk main
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
1 year
Lahoris filling the stadium and zaman park all in the same day. What a city.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Jitni duain meri ammi ki qabool hoti hain agar IK ko lag gaein to ye puri zindagi PM hi rahay ga
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
PMLQ workers standing against Ch. Shujaat. Imran khan is an idea. You cannot kill an idea.
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
Jo anthem hai ussay enjoy karo har dafa roya mat karo
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Srk warned you 'chahay jo tumhain puray dil se, milta hai wo mushkil se' and you just thought it was a movie. Look at you now
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Khan sahab ko 2 din tv pe bithao aur phir hum IMF ko paise dia karain gay
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
Sorry, phone dusray room main tha. Main bhi ussi room main tha but thats not the point
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Jis se umeed lagao wo out ho jata hai bhai ye cricket hai ya game of thrones
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
My dad used to eat mangoes, I was aware of Ghalib
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
Go with the flow ke chakkar main naalay main hi beh gaye hain
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Ghar main Lockdown ke naam pe child labour ho raha hai
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Its rizwan, haris and 9 disappointments in the lineup today
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2 years
Imran khan speaking with a plaster cast on. Still speaking with the same energy and intent. The man is unreal. Khan sahab tussi great ho
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Desi parents ask you 'maar khani hai?' like its a legitimate dish
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2 years
I love math (b+c)² = b² + c² + tu bc
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2 years
No kidding haris rauf is no less than a superman !! Seriously amazing effort
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
This society does not deserve women.
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2 years
Open letter to babar
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Boob is soft. Boob doesn't hurt anyone. Boob spreads joy. Be like Boob
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
Musalman chhoro, insaan to ban jao
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Sara instagram Hunza main hai aur sara twitter depression main
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4 years
Bhai ye win celebrate kaise kartay hain? Hamari pehli dafa hai na
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2 years
Haris rauf the GOAT. Pyara bhi hai, hamara bhi hai
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2 years
Another day, another 'chalo india se to nahi haray final'
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3 years
No one accepts you faster than a university you don't intend on going to
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2 years
Elections jo bhi jeetay, haar sirf pakistan raha hai
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
3 years
'Mujhe kia hona hai' is another level of pain
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Kamyabi Allah deta hai laikan runs to khud hi bananay thay na bhai
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4 years
Hum ladies hain hamain jeetnay dain - Lahore Qalanders
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3 years
Imran Khan to his parliamentarians rn:
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2 years
Na sharam ati hai na batting.
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3 years
Allah kabhi kisi ke reply ka mohtaaj na banaye ameen.
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4 years
Imran Khan just secured his youth votes in the next 2 elections. And people said he doesn't know politics pfft
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2 years
Petition to allow haris rauf to slap every player after the match who dropped catches
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
Fakhar ki bachat ho gayi. haar jatay to isko bhi donate kar dena tha flood relief fund main
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
If we knew shan masood would play like this after getting hit on the head we wouldve done it much sooner
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2 years
Babar azam has won the toss and decided to win the asia cup.
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2 years
One of the best last overs in the world cup this year. Take a bow naseem shah
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2 years
Aik wo leader jo itni threats ke baad bhi logon ke sath road pe hai. Aur aik leader wo hai jis ki avenfield se bahir log dekh ke phat jati hai
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2 years
'Babar! Babar!' chants in the stadium. Well deserved. King shit
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4 years
I love this overgrown anjali from kuch kuch hota hai <3
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
4 years
Istakhara theik kaise aye ga jab dimagh main 10 larkian aik sath ghoom rahi hon gi
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Cristiano Rona-Daldo
2 years
'Haris rauf bowling at 150+ mph. thats not a ball its a bullet' so true
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2 years
Best skin care routine is waking up in europe everyday
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