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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

Today is a good day to repent and believe the Gospel.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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9 months

Kansas City wins the Super Bowl Travis Kelce proposes Taylor Swift says yes America rejoices Firefly is renewed The McDonalds ice cream machine is fixed World peace

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6 months

Mom: <sniffling> Child: What's the matter, mom? Mom: Dad's not allowed to volunteer at VBS anymore. Child: Why? Mom: He did a craft project on Elisha and the youths again.

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I couldn't get this out of my head, so I made a meme.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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4 years

Nurse at my second vax appointment: Did you experience any side effects from your first shot? Me: Yes, I turned into a newt. Her: <confused> Me: I got better.

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7 months

He is risen!

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2 years

@garonnevik As a pastor, I love watching these sorts of things happen in real time. It's absolutely delightful.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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2 years

"O Come, O Come, Emmanuel" is such a great song.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

11 months

When people abbreviate Christian Nationalism to CN, I can't be the only one who initially reads said abbreviation as "Cartoon Network", right? Right???

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

Baseball players with personalities make the game better, not worse.

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2020 PitchingNinja Award for Best at Charades. 🏆 Johnny Cueto. "Change the Pre-Game Music, It's Putting Me to Sleep."

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This is the proper order to read the Chronicles of Narnia: 1) The Horse and His Boy 2) The Silver Chair 3) War and Peace 4) To Kill a Mockingbird 5) Heir to the Empire 6) The Magician's Nephew 7) The Mouse & the Motorcycle 5) Prince Caspian W) Bondage of the Will (1/2)

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Please pray for a friend of mine who was shot in the head at a wedding last night. He's at the hospital in critical condition.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

The normalizing of Christian nationalism (or American Patriotic Christianity) is going to end up being way more harmful to the church than any external threat from the progressive Left.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

Looks like we're freaking out about the mark of the beast again. <deep sigh> Here's the truth: God doesn't play games with your salvation. It's not a mystery. You can't accidentally lose it because of a microchip or bar code or anything like that.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

I know pastors aren't supposed to be political, and we especially aren't supposed to throw our public support behind specific and individual candidates, but I am once again endorsing the Second Coming of Jesus Christ as my preferred 2024 election option.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

To all my author friends:

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

6 months

No one's neat like Gaston So replete like Gaston No one parks on that side of the street like Gaston.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

The other day, someone asked me why I was more active on Twitter than on Facebook. I responded, "Because I'd rather be annoyed by strangers instead of being annoyed by people I know."

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

10 months

Guys... What if I told you it's M @tt W @l $h's job to say stupid and inflammatory things to get clicks because that's how he gets paid? The best thing you can do with the entire pundit caste is ignore them. Don't give them your time or attention. It's really that easy.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Celebrating 21 years of marriage today with my wife. God is good, and his steadfast love endures forever.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

9 months

Personal announcement: I have accepted a call to teach full time at @flbc_edu and our seminary. Please be in prayer for my congregation as they make decisions about the future in the next couple of weeks.

Free Lutheran Bible College

@flbc_edu

9 months

PRESS RELEASE Gudim Accepts Faculty Position, Moan Returns to Parish Ministry. To read the full press release, click the link below.

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2 years

"What do you do?" "I'm a pastor." "Oh." Sometimes I wonder if there's a normal life experience that parallels the level of awkwardness the above conversation produces.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Saw an older couple (late 80s or early 90s, probably) having a lunch date. As they finished, the husband acted as if he had something to say. When his wife leaned in, he pecked a kiss on her lips. She giggled and he looked up and winked at me. Best thing I've seen in a while.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

6 months

Oatmeal raisin cookies are a Top 3 cookie for me.

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@KentSperry

6 months

Facts

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9 months

Lasagna is proof that God loves us and has a wonderful plan for our lives.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

I'm not saying it's been snowing for a long time, but there's this strange lady going door to door in the neighborhood selling Turkish delight.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

7 months

Steak-umm for the win.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Update: He passed!

Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Please pray. My son is taking his behind the wheel test right now. He's already failed twice. I think he'll be really discouraged if he doesn't pass this time. He's well prepared, but quite nervous.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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Twitter friends, I haven't been posting much, & that's mostly been intentional. My family has been going through a lot of big things all at once. So far, I've been able to manage well enough, but tonight I'm feeling mentally & spiritually exhausted. Would appreciate prayer.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

6 months

If I see the any of the founding fathers in eternity, it will only be as brothers in Christ celebrating Jesus' death & resurrection.

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@stclairashley

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VIVEK RAMASWAMY: “When we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us what sacrifice did you make for your country we better have a damn good answer for them.” 🔥🔥🔥

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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10 months

One of the worst trends in American Christianity is that having a "personal" faith has now become having a private & unique faith. Personal faith means that Jesus' death and resurrection applies to me. Private & unique faith means you have invented your own religion a la carte.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Baptizing an adult who will complete confirmation classes today. This entire process has been an answer to prayer for so many people.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

One of the houses in the neighborhood always gives out Hot Wheels for Halloween. They barely had any trick-or-treaters this year, so my boys got a ton of cars. They asked if I wanted a Dad Tax car, so I also got a Corvette tonight.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

I'll take "How to Rob Someone of the Assurance of Salvation and the Comfort of the Gospel" for $500, Alex.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

9 months

SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

10 months

"I believe that I cannot by my own reason or strength believe in Jesus Christ, my Lord, or come to Him; but the Holy Ghost has called me by the Gospel, enlightened me with His gifts, sanctified and kept me in the true faith;

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Dear LCMS brothers and sisters: us "other" Lutherans are praying for y'all. May God grant you wisdom and favor during your convention.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

I'm more grateful for the work of @DrJordanBCooper and @bwolfmueller than I ever have been. We need more Lutherans creating and distributing good, solid, confessional Lutheran content.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Cows eat grass. I just had cheese curds, a cheeseburger, and a milkshake. That's like four servings of vegetables, right?

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

12 consecutive years of not getting fired at the annual congregational meeting. I am the Cal Ripken of mediocre pastors.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Did I stop at Target on my way to church to buy a Transformer? Yes, yes I did. Am I going to use the Transformer during the children's sermon to teach the Transfiguration? Yes, yes I am. Did I need to watch a video to figure out how it works because I'm old? Yes, yes I did.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

My 15-year old broke down today over the way people in his life are treating each other over COVID. You know what? I'm done with it all. I'm absolutely finished with the arrogance & condescension & complete lack of respect each side is showing the other. Love your neighbor.

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@GudimJason

2 years

Make it so.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

This is a printed copy of the final paper for my Doctor of Ministry degree. I would appreciate prayers, as the defense of the paper is scheduled for tomorrow morning.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

11 months

Please pray for the family and congregation of a pastor in our church fellowship. He was killed yesterday in a motorcycle crash. I am friends with his son-in-law and good friends with a daughter of the congregation.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

This is my "thesis-in-a-box". For two years I've lugged this thing around to my various writing locations as I've written, re-formed, expanded, edited, and completed the final paper for my Doctor of Ministry degree. As of today, I no longer need it.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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@BurgerVonStadt Moralistic therapeutic deism. It has contaminated every part of the church. We want to be right before God and the world because of our good behavior. And when we can't do that, we'll settle for being better than someone else.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Somewhere in Italy, 1521... Leo X: Should I really excommunicate Martin Luther? Unnamed Cardinal: You can do anything you like, your grace. You just need to believe in yourself. Remember, it's called the Vat-I-can, not the Vat-I-can't.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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2 years

I'm so frustrated with this Easter sermon that I'm about ready to just get into the pulpit on Sunday morning and say, "He is risen! He is risen indeed!" Would probably be the best sermon I've ever preached.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

I graduate in just a little over two hours, and I guess my official title will be Rev. Dr. Jason Gudim. The classes and research in my Doctor of Ministry program were absolutely worth it, but titles have never done much for me.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Hey! Guess what? Jesus Christ has conquered sin, death, and the devil for you and in your place! The tomb is still empty! He is risen!

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Three young ladies being confirmed in our congregation this morning, including my daughter. The Lord is good, and his steadfast love endures forever.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Today, my son uttered this sentence: "Man, I can't stand Tom Petty." In unrelated news, he walked the rest of the way to our homeschool co-op this morning.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Just spent 90 minutes with C*nturyL*nk customer service trying to figure out why the internet wasn't working at church. The reason: They spelled Lutheran wrong in the church name (they had it as "Luthern"), so the modem wasn't recognizing our login credentials. Sigh.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

9 months

If actually true, this is entirely unsurprising.

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3 years

Yup.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

11 months

Anybody have and use one of these (or something similar)? I'm thinking of changing up my morning coffee routine, and this looks appealing.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

@KSPrior @RodDempsey Are they a polka band, and is one of the guys John Candy?

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

7 months

The Gospel is the forgiveness of sins. That's it. That's the xweet.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Life in Minnesota: I have a freezer in my garage. It is currently colder outside my freezer than inside my freezer.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

I honestly do not understand the hype behind Dunkin Donuts.

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1 year

"The Bible is to be read in such a way as if it was written entirely with the blood of Christ." -Johann Gerhard

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

9 months

This chart will now be a fixture of session 1 in my premarital counseling curriculum.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

A high-value man: - Will never give you up - Will never let you down - Will never run around and desert you - Will never make you cry - Will never say goodbye - Will never tell a lie and hurt you

Troy Francis

@RealTroyFrancis

1 year

A high-value man: - Is a bachelor in his 40s + 50s - Has a vasectomy - Child-free by choice - Travels extensively - Reads voraciously - Swims in the sea every morning in the sunshine - Enjoys the very best of life unfettered by the concerns and responsibilities other have

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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4 years

Alright, praying friends. The Derek Chauvin trial is in jury deliberation. Please pray that justice would be done and that peace would prevail in the streets. I'm preparing to head into church today, but will be ready to duck out at a moments notice if things go sideways.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Got this in the mail today. An unexpectedly surreal feeling.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Children of the 80s: Remember when quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle were our biggest fears? Those were the good old days.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

8 months

Literally cannot wait for the launch of @DrJordanBCooper 's Shadow Puppet ministry

Dr Jordan B. Cooper

@DrJordanBCooper

8 months

Big announcement coming to the channel on Monday...

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

11 months

Happy "O Come, O Come, Emmanuel" Season to all who celebrate!

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

10 months

Martin Luther on the "amen" at the end of our prayers:

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

1 year

Building on what @garonnevik and others have been saying: Deconstruction of the faith happens when Christianity is built on something other than the power and historical reality of the Gospel. (1/)

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Today is my 20th wedding anniversary. My wife isn't on Twitter, and that's just one of several reasons why she's my better half.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

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@nut_history Only one opposite field HR his entire career. Fascinating.

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@GudimJason

2 years

When you're a great reformer, but also would rather be outside on a beautiful spring day.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

3 years

Brief reminder: It's no longer December 25th, but it's still Christmas.

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@GudimJason

1 year

Tell you what... I grew up in the generation that wondered how the holocaust ever happened and we swore it would never happen again. Those words have never felt more empty.

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2 years

If a farm kid falls in love with philosophy and neglects his chores to read, would that be a case of putting Descartes before the horse?

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For all of the Lent fasting or not fasting talk out there... I am once again inviting you to consider praying the Litany every day. It's one of my favorite Lenten disciplines. You won't regret it.

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Here me out on this... What if biblical masculinity involves faith in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins and then responding by sacrificially loving your neighbor (including women) in the various vocations in which God has placed you?

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

If you're starting to have second thoughts about going to church tomorrow morning, don't. God has good gifts to give you, and he gives them out of the abundance of His grace and mercy. He gives them because Christ died and rose again in your place. All because He loves you.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

This may sound corny, but it's absolutely true: Every time I get over-stressed or overwhelmed by life, I see the peaceful look on my kids as they sleep, and I'm reminded that my baptism should have the same effect on me.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

Ok...here's the deal: CRT is bad. It's worth discussing & debating & should be denounced. But...this should not be our go-to response in the church when brothers & sisters in Christ are crying out for help & support as they are victims of actual racism.

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Vibrant Dad

@vibrantdad

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Big congrats to Kayleigh Williamson, the first woman with Down Syndrome to complete the New York City Marathon.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

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2 years

I was ordained into the office of the ministry eleven years ago. In spite of all my faults, God has been faithful and has demonstrated time and time again that he can still work through talking donkeys.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

Vicious and mean and sadistic is he.

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@PitchingNinja

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Who lives in a pineapple and likes hitters to bleed?

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2 years

Please pray. My son is taking his behind the wheel test right now. He's already failed twice. I think he'll be really discouraged if he doesn't pass this time. He's well prepared, but quite nervous.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

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For those lamenting the American Church's obsession w/politics (both left & right), understand that what you are seeing is a symptom, not the root. The root cause is believing that God is a genie, the Bible is a lucky charm, & we are the main characters of our own story.

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Ohio Megachurch pastrix Allie Patterson punts the bible off stage and into the crowd during a Superbowl-themed church service. See the story at

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4 years

This is the content you needed tonight.

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2 years

It's my daughter's birthday today, so I made her strawberry limeade cream crepes this morning.

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1 year

Still relevant.

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Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

4 years

We're in the midst of a blizzard right now in Minnesota. I'm well aware that the weather is miserable and quite dangerous in parts of the state. But... WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A WHITE CHRISTMAS AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

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@GudimJason

2 years

As of 20 minutes ago, there is a new baptized member of the kingdom of God! The gates of hell continue to not prevail over Christ's Church.

Jason Gudim 🦆

@GudimJason

2 years

Baptizing an adult who will complete confirmation classes today. This entire process has been an answer to prayer for so many people.

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