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@Guchijones4

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Always on the move | Business oriented | True Chelsea fan | Movie lover |ย De Vita Beata | Zelma Integrated Services | ๐Ÿ’›

Where the wild things areโ€ฆ
Joined April 2021
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
1 year
Me and you drink beer finish after 2 days you japa to Yankee no be say na big deal but you no tell you man,after two weeks I see your whatsapp update you dey Time Square I look am pass I no comment you come dey tell person say like say I be hater ,why bro ?
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@Guchijones4
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@IamEkene_ I studied Industrial microbiology, a course I paid attention to in class and love so much . Your future plans are same with mine on the long run .
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@AnthonyEhilebo @oddy4real How can Nigeria have leaders that look like this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Guchijones4
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11 months
@_favorite_ada She probably has an acquired taste from eating at high end cuisines here and there unlike you all in the comment section that eat Amala bank PHB ,noodles with boiled egg and ewa agonyi then once in 6 months you eat out at pseudo high end restaurants.
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@localslovebri This never gets old...
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@ladbible The bad guys always live long .
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
2 years
@yabaleftonline Finish the statement: lady travels from America to exercise her rights to vote and plans on voting for Tinubu ,the 87 yrs aspirant whose party APC has ruined the country so much it prompted her to โ€œjapaโ€ in search of greener pastures.
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@Guchijones4
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1 year
@Naija_PR Ladies at what point did you realize that your father who you thought was rich was actually broke, what was the first sign ? before you decided to find a young man to buy you things your father couldn't afford.
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
3 years
@ayahhasann @IFTVofficial No he didn't, he was disgusted.
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@Guchijones4
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1 year
@daily_trust Does Niger have long range laser guided missiles? Cos I don't wanna be chilling in SE Nigeria and get bombarded biko biko bikooo!!!
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@Damiar0s Homeboy go dey knack one or two of them mummiscocos
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@Guchijones4
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3 months
@inlibris_at So a book worm is actually a thing..
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@Guchijones4
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9 months
@peachlybeloved It's been like 2 years a mutual friend posted this on her Twitter and said her little cousin randomly painted it ,I swear I thought it was another discovered Picasso or Rembrandtย Van Rijn. It hurts me some kid has such a talent but might never get famous..
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3 years
@KingMujiib Dogs obey commands in the language they are taught .
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@AnthonyEhilebo @oddy4real Someone is in my DM insulting me and said Iโ€™m body shaming BAT and that one day i too will get old and frail and he hopes Iโ€™ll be made fun of ,I told him if Iโ€™m old Iโ€™ll be retried and enjoying my days with my grand kids and not trying to president by entitlement.
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
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@Guchijones4
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1 year
@adesoladewumi1 Men want to be as successful as another man or like the outfit of the next man or wonder what cologne the next man used or want the pretty girl seen with another man or the car the other man drives but men never want to look like another man ,you are correct my brother ๐Ÿค
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@Guchijones4
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5 months
@HRH_onyx But why do most women always chose this day of all days to exhibit such attitude?Why not she wait and they deal with whatever it is later, just a few hours of putting on a smiling face ,comport and behave but she must show she is annoyed about something. Such a fine young man smh
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
10 months
@delussii Tf is a Christian bbl ?
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@Ebere_nna it's over.
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3 years
@TheBriDen You done go dump that Peugeot for her hand..
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3 years
@yerinsabraham Polymath levels...
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3 years
@0x I enjoy the lies.
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3 years
@Yerdas_out Mendy has these
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3 years
@Blue_Footy Then he must repent and change his name to Paul ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@provii8 @vicktor50 Him go dey smell..
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@respawnedtarga1 @AbimTheBaller These ones wonโ€™t let us enjoy a good tiktok without trying to dissect a joke with hot takes and murdering comedy.
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
3 years
@fuckpeople_s @H0MOPHONE Fear is learnt. That kid knows nothing about fear.
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3 years
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2 years
@balamiisaac @AdebajoAdebiy @PeterObi Yes , we forbid anything happening to Mr.Peter Obi , if he complains about an ordinary headache we will be extremely concerned,blood of Jesus cover him !!!!
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@Guchijones4
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1 year
@_Heady__ @Abiso_la If I have these 2 I've had enough.
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@Guchijones4
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1 year
@DavidHundeyin Might be worse than Lai Mohammed
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@jacksonpbn A northerner would never snitch on his brother in public but look at Mr.Ude with a red cap exhibiting bottom barrel unbrotherly love toward a fellow brother.
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@TheBriDen Facts ,I think it's cos not just the dad that raises the kid. The mother,grand mother ,sisters,brothers etc all play a party but on like single mothers that are over protective of ther kids/child there by raise then wrongly most times.
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@Pluggemmy @theboydina Is that Rema?? Abeg which story Rema done ever tell you biko????
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3 years
@__nonye @Efua_00 @provii8 @vicktor50 Fake oh real oh e go smell like nyash.
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@OkparaNnaJiAku Iโ€™ll pour fuel on the 3rd frame and set it on fire .
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@Dianacoco_ That's a lie ,only zero exposed local girls that are not confident with themselves will lose interest ,shit I asked a girl I barely knew for 5 day to send me a pic and she asked if I wanted nudes or dressed, asked her to surprise me and she sent me nudes .
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@PriMenoe Nigerian women will start with โ€œyou and who is getting married ,if they sent you please tell them you didnโ€™t see me ,I cast and bind all spiritual husbands on my lifeโ€
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2 years
@Glonah_ Keef made true religion denim really popular.
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2 years
@segalink @DavidHundeyin @TwitterSafety @verified @KemiOlunloyo @renoomokri But you insult Peter Obi and his supporters with reckless abandon on the regular๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Guchijones4
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2 years
@Naija_PR This one done seeโ€ฆ
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@currentiyke @kusssman Dey pick baby cloths from mall dey ask me if e go fit 3 months old baby wen her friend just born ,as in babes how I wan know I never born before ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@instablog9ja They look good and happy together. Happy wedlock Agu.
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
1 year
#WNC Float night souvenir....
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3 years
@IsiakaKemi ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
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@Guchijones4
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9 months
@JustKelechi I dey watch am dey sleep dey wake dey rewind dey sleep dey pause dey play . I must finish am o!
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3 years
@AfamDeluxo @Sir_Fin O ji la ya gwo ogwu ego ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@instablog9ja BVN ,NIN,TIN,PIN,PAN,SSN,IBM,CNN,NTA,NBC,CAN,BAN,NBM,SBC,BBC,BCM,APC,PDP,ETC just to open a useless account for non performing asset.
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
10 months
@biblebelievingb That guy is very smart ,he profiled you and you fit in exactly what he had in mind.
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2 years
@iam__temmyy I like this man ,same man that said his wife wants a drop top car but hates when the wind mess up her hair when heโ€™s driving with the shields downโ€ฆ
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@Guchijones4
Guchi
2 years
@BellaTrixRSA Vote for Peter Obi,thatโ€™s all.
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Guchi
3 years
@siphillipssport There....what a beauty.
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2 years
@The__Vyrus Canโ€™t be 1948 ,1949 was the year my grandfather died and by then he was driving a Rolls Royce and had an upstairs ,Igbos where ahead of this level in 1948.
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3 years
@UgwunnaEjikem 30+ and what are we doing ? If you wanna Fvck me like this come and pay my bride price,come me see my father ,ok Iโ€™m good for a Fvck but Iโ€™m not good for marriage,what is your genotype , if you donโ€™t want me to meet your mother then I mean nothing to you ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Guchijones4
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11 months
I love how BAN/BC has gone full legit, you can't even tell me nothing. I have my biometric ID card ,I'll run it for you and you'll see I'm good people. You can't cult shame me,I no send your lobber papa ๐Ÿคฃ #BAN #WNC #BDB
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@Guchijones4
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3 years
@Ola_yide Yup, dad say when things seems be unusually going your way that's the point where you need to slow down and not get over excited cos that's when the devil usually steps in. Don't tempt the devil cos he's gonna be really glad to fuck you up.
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2 months
@Burmese_Tyga_ Please make me the committee head on enforcing this rule ๐Ÿ™
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3 years
@Mami__TTT I said she deserves every good thing coming to her, Bolt sef should use her for ad campaign even or taxify .
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1 year
@RareBlessing_ I almost had a stroke over the weekend after taking that zobo like predator energy drink ,it's God that saved me .
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3 months
@X_Dailly That's the story in the music.
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2 years
@Chude__ The only reason I like PC boys ,they always have mad sallays...
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3 years
@Dianacoco_ Asked her why you let me see her nudes, she said she likes me and we are gonna fvck soon or later so what's she hiding her nudes for ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Guchi
3 years
@Mayoral_OP Ala owerre ku gbou kwa gi.
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2 years
@TheFigen I really wanna know the cats plan in this grand scheme of things..
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3 years
Today is actually my birthday but I believe issues in the country had to come first and dealt with, but since we are here, say a prayer for your boy ๐Ÿ™
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2 years
@Uzzy_JFM Patron saint of bad bitches .
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2 years
@Gistloversblog1 VAWULENCE DANCE!!!!
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1 year
@General_Oluchi Are those blossoms ๐Ÿ˜Š
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3 years
@youloverts All my married friends always find a way to get away from their wives ,then you that ain't married wanna go home and they wanna buy more drinks like dude what are you going home to?don't worry you'll soon have a reason not to wanna go home ,have a drink play boy.
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@Guchijones4
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4 months
@askiaz__ This lecturer rugged o...look am up .
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2 months
@imohumoren I agree.
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1 year
@ChimmieeHQ Doyin has solution to every other persons problems except hers .
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3 years
@ManLikeAkoh Yes ,even for tweets.
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3 years
@Bl3ach_D3mon @mroscarromero No one wants to be single.
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3 years
@OgbeniDipo Did wizkid come here to complain ? Itโ€™s fan love ,they had no intentions of hurting him. Do you know what it means to see the biggest entertainer in the world up closeโ€ฆ
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1 year
@Chydee O i see that was uncle Benjen that told Arya Stark not to look , never noticed it till now .
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Guchi
1 year
@Bornakang Gloria is that you ?
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1 year
@AssistantEbukaa @BBNaija I need to start taking this Oguta girl more seriously ,Uriel is my girl from today!!
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1 year
@CinemaTweets1 โ€œI don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of meโ€ฆโ€ Great movie .
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1 year
@adegbolasam Nna ehn no be him senior brother???
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2 years
@Naija_PR Noting really spectacular about this girl ,sheโ€™s just Pettit and pinchomic . My eyes have cleared ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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1 year
@PulseNigeria247 This "i have nothing to wear" is the worse turn off , award winning ashewo language .
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2 years
@Naija_PR have you ever had sex right after you lost someone ,like mourning sex ?
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2 years
@Tesidorth @JajaPhD Whatever made you tweet this I hope things eventually turn around so youโ€™ll see the glory of God !
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3 years
@IsiakaKemi Need to see Chelsea in your bio ๐Ÿคฃ
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9 months
The bolt driver that dropped me off seemed to be going through it tonight, car looked sick,ac not working. I was annoyed at first then as a man I felt his pain, Had to tell him not to worry and everything is gonna be ok and I tipped him . We should all be kind to others .
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Guchi
3 years
@SoQuee_ marriage that ended 2 weeks later.
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Guchi
3 years
@BATTLETIDE Nominated 5 times for a Grammy and won once, is not an A list artist?
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Guchi
2 years
@Wizarab10 I no fit chase woman pass 1 week abeg ,I have a short attention span when it comes to women.
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2 years
@Brightgoldenboy Whatโ€™s the point of the picture you posted ?
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3 years
@abrabor5 @Yerdas_out Mendy is better than Stegen.
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1 year
@TarantinoWorld Stolen from who ? Mercellus Wallace won't find it funny he specifically asked you to give his girl a good time then you end up robbing someone plus his girl ODing under your watch . Look what happened to the guy that gave his girl a foot massage..
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2 years
@UchePOkoye Eyaaaaaaa Nigeria has happened to him
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3 years
@presidentnm @jacksonpbn Ah the one that fed 1.6Billon kids during the lock down? She did it!
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