I find it funny that the Tillies striker options are
- Sam Kerr, best
#9
in the world
- Michelle Haymen, gives it a good crack and I love her but basically a dinosaur
- whatever central midfielder Tony feels like giving a run up top
No bad words to say about this Matildas team, they've made this country fall in love with football in a way I've never seen
Tony G however I would support never having anything to do with Australian football ever again what a genuinely pathetic tactical performance all game
Caltex Socceroos: underperforming, hard to watch, no funny novelty players
Subway Socceroos: has a crack, scores sexy goals, has funny novelty players like "cumdog"
This has been my presentation as to why we should move away from fossil fuels thank you for your time
Crazy to think that somewhere in Qatar right now, one of the two greatest players of all time, Lionel Messi, is getting a tactical debriefing about how to put a penalty past an objectively below average A-Leagues goalkeeper, Andrew Redmayne
Melbourne City in a very unique position where they can win the league tonight in Perth in front of under 1000 people or at a home game next week in front of under 1000 people
The "fourth is still really good" brigade are right. However, this isnt even a case of what could have been, but a case of what should have been. 23 girls who have given everything theyve got for the green and gold have been sold short by inept management
Onto the Olympics π¦πΊπ
Jamie Maclaren making this post consciously not supporting his Roos teammates and colleagues is why people don't like him
Strikes me as the kid who'd take his ball and go home when he didn't get his way
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the Cumdog. "Where is the Cumdog?" "When are you going to get the Cumdog?" "Why aren't you getting the Cumdog on now?" And so on.
In my option Melbourne Victory punishments should include
- Forced to sign and start Popovic's sons
- Replays of the 16/17 grand final Ninkovic penalty on the big screen before all games
- Elvis Kamsoba mural
- No more "Horses". Instead playing "Dance Monkey"
Thank you
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Sports needed at the Olympics
- netball
- futsal
- fencing with real swords
- competitive Age of Empires II
- chess (no ketamine testing)
- greyhound racing
- married at first sight binge watching
Jamie Maclaren when he sees an open net against part timers and farmers vs Jamie Maclaren whenever his club or country are in literally any type of pressure situation
Me after poking fun at how bias the kiwi A-League commentators are for years but seeing Brenton Speed, Robbie Slater and Alex Brosque discuss a Sydney Grand Final
Z league franchise cultists triggered hard.
Apparently If u dont wear rainbow, play didgeridoo, vote greens/labour, and use pronouns then you are racist natzi π€¦ββοΈ
#SUDvMAC
#AustraliaCupFinal
#ALeague
We've scored 1 goal in 300 minutes of football - and that was an absolute Sam Kerr wonder goal. There is absolutely no way that can be deemed acceptable at the business end of a tournament
Sources in Italy have revealed Sassuolo officials intervened when they heard Cristian Volpato's intentions of representing Australia, suggesting his profile at the club would be hampered if he were to travel across the globe and switch nationalities π¦πΊβ
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WSW waited 8 years or some shit to play finals, pissed everyone off by not refusing to boycott only to lose to your cross town rivals who scraped into finals on the back of a historically bad season is genuinely hilarious
Hey Siri, play Karma by Taylor Swift
Moving the Grand Final to a fixed location during an astronomical cost of living crisis reeks of "us first, fans second". APL has robbed the already borderline alienated football fan blind, if not of their money than of the chance to experience a grand final in their home ground
Arzani has less A-League goals than Henry Hore, Nestory Irankunda and Daniel Stynes yet somehow he's a lock for a Socceroos spot for dunking on part timers I don't even know where to begin man
One of these men won a World Cup.
One of these men led his team to a gutsy 1-0 win over Western Sydney Wanderers at Macedonia Park.
I know who my GOAT is
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the Paramount+ code. "Where's the code? "When are you going to get the code?" "Why aren't you getting the code now?" And so on. So please, the code.
Idea: making regular substitutions and rotations to the squad so we don't hit the business end of the tournament and look absolutely fucking exhausted
CC: @ Tony Gustavsson
My team for the Boxing Day test
1. Shaun Marsh
2. Marcus Stoinis
3. Josh Philippe
4. Cam Green
5. Mitch Marsh
6. Aston Turner
7. Adam Gilchrist
8. Ashton Agar
9. Jason Berendorf
10. Jhye Richardson
11. Joel Paris
Jamie Maclaren couldn't even do anything against the second worst defense in the A-League last night what makes you think he'd do anything against a top2 Asian defence