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@BornAKang Apparently it's fake 😂

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The things women go through to look snatched 😩

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Classic 😂

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Tell us the greatest video of all time?

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@badgirlnuri My Uncle slept with his son's girlfriend and made her pregnant. It was an awkward year for us that year

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I come across a TikTok video on why Americans aren't taught Geography because they are supposed to think that the world is centered around the USA and look, it's becoming evident

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@1Raynfall I did 😔

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@MusaKhawula Scenes at 00:00...

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@_okodyonase Folks that open IG accounts for kids and run it on their behalf have serious mental issues.

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@CyGooner @ThePeacefulPag3 @AbdiTV No shit, Sherlock

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@DailyLoud

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@BassieHuma From Wendy's to Kwa Mai Mai

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"Sorry I can't come anymore"

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Seeing Anthony Anderson at Rands every weekend was Home Affairs' last straw

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Americans in SA illegally are finally getting deported. Thank you @HomeAffairsSA

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When my crush texts me back 3 days later with a lame ass excuse

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@shayfrom0nline It's always the ones that are darker than coke who seem to be more racist

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@_Prometheo @1Raynfall I just said I did. Damn 😭

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@goossseegoo @UnathiiMnisi My ex once said I was navy blue 😂😭 Boy, did I not finish my Mom's ponds that night

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@VusiMzobe A stressful era for parents too 😂

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@kwets11 I choose the bear...

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@Cairo_MK There's nothing to dissect here. Ain't that deep

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@Pancakkkesss She asked me to pick her up from her home, and when I arrived, she introduced me to her family and her Mom asked me to babysit her kid whilst they go shopping

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@WavyFuego Did anyone pay attention to the credit thought? Chronic masturbator and holocaust denier 😭😭

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@hlovo_ When that guy said "lizobhebha very soon leli phara," he wasn't kidding 😂

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@KG_Raks @taythenomad @Quela__

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@LwaziV_ It's like Gold Reef City, but for chickens

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@Thato_DeLuxe I hope the home owner asked for insurance comparison quotes before the hippo dips

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1 year

No arguments here. What Ndabo Zulu did with this album cannot be topped 😮‍💨

Didiiiiiiii

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1 year

What’s a South African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?

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5 months

My beef with hip-hop sets will never end. Shock me with a tracklist of songs from 2022 onwards

diamante 🤍

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5 months

get it? 🥹

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@PappiiQ It's giving off this vibe

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@DignityBoikany1 Mr Price

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@Kagiso_Mosime_ I honestly don't get folks that spend more than 2mins at an ATM. Are you playing pacman?

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@Newzroom405 @LindA_MniSii @Vhoyde Your chat about pretty privilege was spot on. Okes don't care that she's implicated for crimes 😂

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@mramano8 I need to fight whoever approved the storyboard of this ad 😂

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7 months

Sending her a text that reads, "I wonder undihlaza phi ungazi ne woman on top" >>>

Liln5from0block

@liln5from0block

9 months

My girlfriend not answering her phone then she done turn her location off like ik you being a hoe I do the same thing when I’m cheating 😂😂😂☠️☠️💯💯

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@WorkDimensions @BornAKang Ahh, thanks for that

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@raphousetv2 Basically 😂

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2 years

@shecallsmeking3 There's something about interracial couples that doesn't add up...

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@usermooseontwt "no way y'all shower EVERY DAY"

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When Bianca wakes up to 20K mentions in the morning:

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@goldenlady____ I'll get her another pair 😅

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@_Prometheo @1Raynfall

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@Zanemali_ Let's not forget Cardi B's Bodak Yellow 😂

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At what stage in a relationship are you sharing Matric Certificates? 😭😭😭

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@_____Namer Kinderjoy and Yogisip?? Is there a school excursion included?

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Please don't cook 🙏🏽 Just here to have a delicious time...

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@ntsikimazwai @CTJazzFest The fact that you weren't even on the lineup already says something

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2 years

Need to bring this back because you're getting out of pocket now...

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2 years

Fact: Apartheid was a crime against humanity. Also a fact: the Apartheid state machinery was incredibly capable. BOTH OF THOSE THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE. Don’t be so keen to be offended that you miss blatant truths.

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@MaBlerh @azeus_m I see no lies here 😭😭

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@Lufefe_Mqamelo @CapeTownCityFC Underrated 😂

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@WThenjwayo @Ketso28 "Poverty porn humor" 💀

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Amalobolo is a practice meant to unite families. Now I'm getting charged R60K+ so Bab'Themba can finish extending the house and get a new kist for his wife

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Lobola ya25k ? 🤯

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@FckYeahJaz @_blaccyna Reminds me of this 😂

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Women just want a wedding day, not the actual marriage 💀

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3 months

lmaooo men need to go back to marrying us hey? 😭 bc now people are wearing wedding dresses to their 30th birthdays.

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@AjadiHumar @premierleague @LucasRadebe @LUFC Steven Pienaar... Benny McCarthy.. Man, respect us

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This is like saying Nigerian amapiano clears SA amapiano

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1 year

Cape Town gqom clears Durban gqom. 🙏🏾

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C-walking outside the house of Allah 😂😭

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4 years

Guys please quote this tweet with a short video that lives rent free in your mind.

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@Aina_Selma "If you can't move your hips then what are you fucking for" 😂😭 Sex is a lotta work

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Andale Mpisane playing for Bafana Bafana because Lyle Foster chose to save Burnley from relegation.

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2 years

Finally managed to get my hands on this @yussefkamaal 😌

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@TheRealBandisa Bro 😂 How are you referring to Africans in Africa as the diaspora...

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Made it through my whole month with my lights on, I've seen darker days.

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Keeping it simple

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3 years

Quote this with your De Klerk funeral drip

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Through all the ups and downs, it's been a proper year for collecting 🫶🏾

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I'm a kasi gent, of course I'll send iOlady R2500 for groceries and make no further household contributions for the rest of the month.

Vusi.Mz🦉

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I’m a kasi gent of course I’d pick buying a car first over an apartment

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Y'all lied about fixing each other’s crowns 😂😂

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techna 🇵🇸

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august photo dump?

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2 years

Rosa Parks must be tossing and turning in her grave

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Sometimes I be looking at tweets from people in South Africa wondering how these are the people Nelson Mandela fought for.

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@prettybaddie27 Genuine question: how'd she get your nudes and videos in the first place?

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1 year

Hear me out: what if public resources are meant to be shitty so that the private sector can flourish? I mean, if cops were super efficient with sufficient resources, there wouldn't be a need for private security companies

Dread🙂

@MsPearlie23

1 year

Rough or soft sex?

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Social media mental illness is a topic we don't touch on as often as we should

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Why is Somizi sending himself WhatsApp texts and pretending they are from Mbongeni Ngema 👀

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5 years

The Simpsons already predicted this #WWIII

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@Radzilani10 @luciaG2017 @sindivanzyl Udakiwe

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Amapiano doesn't have to be microwave music - here today and gone tomorrow - sign distribution deals and press on vinyl

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@____justsihle

1 year

We’re cancelling each other over amapiano takes today. Post your most cancellable amapiano take 👀

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@bitchim999 @Sihle_Emm Whoever was in charge of the transitions needs to be arrested

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@Bandavic14 @Robot_Boii It's not that deep. Relax

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+1 🥳🎈 | Made it through my whole year with my lights on, I've seen darker months.

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@SADI_DLOMO Exactly 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

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@Misstpatrick Will pass on the message

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@Sipho_Says @JustChrisM Even if you can throw hands, just avoid fights at all costs when you're with your hun. A lot of things can go south in a second

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The problem is using white people as a measure of safety

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Wait so white people hijack cars too? We are not safe!

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I can't stress the importance of being a financially stable parent

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@0Nduemasi1

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I really don't think there's something beautiful about this video!. Young women it's okay sometimes not to accept expensive gifts from a boyfriend. 🤔💔 do these kind of kids even care ukhuti they're humiliating their parents out there?😔

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12/12. Made it through my whole month with my lights on, I've seen darker days.

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November photo dump from a month of me shopping for my favorite records 🙂

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@MpumeM_ My previous manager was Indian and I can attest to this 😂😭

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@Gert_LeNinja 😂 They couldn't even get the spelling right

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@AlfredoTaGinci @vonlebo Bars 😭🔥

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08/2023 Took a few Ls, won a few dubs. What a wonderful world; it's no wonder we're thugs.

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This tweet actually reminds me when the Joburg Municipality dispersed owls all over Alex to curb the rat problem but the project failed and the owls were killed because... well, we all know why