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@GrinsAbove
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3 years
wife: can you ever stop thinking about the Leafs for like five seconds? me: wtf of course i can wife: ok so can you pick up the kids from school today? me: you’re right our playoff hopes do really hinge on Jake Muzzin
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Just got the results back from my colonoscopy. All looks good! Not gonna post the pictures tho, those are strictly between me, my gastroenterologist, and Mike Babcock
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3 years
Kodak Black really had more fun at one (1) NHL game than Connor McDavid has his entire career
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🖊 News | We've signed forward Alex Nylander to a one-year AHL contract. #LongLive
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The Toronto Maple Leafs have signed right-winger Rorgan Mielly to a 4-game contract
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Mark Masters
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Lines at Leafs practice Knies - Matthews - Rielly Bertuzzi - Domi - Robertson McMann - Kampf - Gregor Steeves - Holmberg - Reaves Brodie - Liljegren Benoit - McCabe Giordano - Lagesson Woll Hildeby Host Flyers tomorrow @TSN_Edge
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2 years
ffs if Zellers can mount a comeback so can Matt Murray
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3 years
BREAKING: Kyle Dubas has acquired a bagel and cream cheese in exchange for three dollars and seventy six cents (CND)
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8 months
and so it begins
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Sportsnet broadcasters calling Leaf games:
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2 years
NHL hockey without the Leafs is The Office without Michael Scott
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3 years
Breaking: the UHL has indicated that the 10 games of his suspension that Andrei Denyskin bought back will now be served by Colorado Avalanche center Nazem Kadri
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3 years
There is now not a single player on the Maple Leafs roster with less goals than Cole Caufield
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2 years
Matthew Knies’ daily schedule in Tavares household
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2 years
It him
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4 months
To TOR: McDavid, Draisaitl To EDM: Marner, Tavares, Liljegren, Marincin, Bracco, 2 1sts and a conditional 3rd
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6 months
the only tortured poets I care to listen to
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7 months
Hate to agree with a Bs fan but the kid makes a good point
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5 months
Domi 4 - Papi 13.25 - Guentzel 9 McMann 1.3 - Lindholm 8 - Willy 11.5 Knies 0.8 - Holmberg 0.8 - Robby 0.8 Cowan 0.8 - Minten 0.8 - Dewar 1.15 Rielly 7.5 - Tanev 5.5 McCabe 2 - Montour 7 Benoit 1.3 - Zadorov 5.5 Saros 5 Woll 0.7 Remaining Cap Space: 1M
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2 years
The Hannukah Song - @NHL Players Edition ( @AdamSandler cover) Happy Hannukah yall🍻
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11 months
we are going to start a dialogue
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2 years
The Toronto Maple Leafs have 1 regulation loss in their last 17 games - if you find yourself bitching about them at this point that might be a you thing not a them thing
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8 months
Big if true!
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Willy wanted all the smoke last night. Never seen him like that. I liked it very much.
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8 months
I would do terrible things to get Joe Bowen back on the tv broadcast. Unspeakable things. Nothing is off the table here.
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Joe Bowen is a god damn legend (sound on)
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3 years
Canada: Marner, Tavares?, Rielly? USA: Matthews, Campbell? Sweden: Nylander, Engvall Czech Republic: Kase, Kampf?, Mrazek? Thats a lot of Olympians from 1 team #LeafsForever
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3 years
Ilya Mikheyev returning just as the league prepares to shut down again is so Ilya Mikheyev
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2 years
A reminder that if you sign Jack Campbell and James Reimer as your tandem you unlock the awesome power of the Care Bear stare at no additional cap hit. Just saying
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I have teased Habs fans about him but I gotta tip my hat to Slaf - 6 points in his last 3 games is impressive stuff. That’s Bobby McMann-level production
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3 years
Fans of Leafs: ~10,000,000 Fans of Coyotes: ~60,000 Value of Leafs: ~$1,500,000,000 Value of Coyotes: ~$285,000,000 Tell me again how Auston Matthews can’t wait to go play in AZ
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4 years
MTL: Le knock knock TOR: Who’s there? MTL: JUGGERNAUT TOR: Juggernaut who? MTL: Je m’excuse wrong house where does Vancouver live again?
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8 months
Solid Sunday morning read from Jonas Siegel of the Athletic
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this video just absolutely screams “7 game winning streak” lmao
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2 years
Should the Leafs trade William Nylander?? Drop your response below and I will correctly predict your political affiliation
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6 months
Not dressing JVR shows a distinct lack of understanding from Montgomery of how the hockey gods treat the Leafs
@Joe_Poho
Joe Pohoryles
6 months
#NHLBruins Practice Lines Heinen-Zacha-Pastrnak Marchand-Coyle-DeBrusk Lauko-Geekie-Frederic Beecher-Boqvist-Maroon Van Riemsdyk Lindholm-McAvoy Grzelcyk-Carlo Shattenkirk-Peeke Lohrei-Wotherspoon Ullmark Swayman
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3 years
I fixed this for you @NHL
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10 months
Had the good fortune of taking in the fabulous early 21st century McCagg exhibit at the Louvre this morning - highly recommend!
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3 years
how’s this for a take: If Dubas has any suspicion that his job is riding on this year’s playoff success he doesn’t show this much restraint with trading futures. His job is not riding on this year’s playoffs #LeafsForever
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3 years
So Edmonton what’s it gonna be - the full Babcock or just the Tippett?
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8 months
Greg is fun. I like Greg
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6 months
I would be very happy to have any of the following replace Keefe, in this order: -Trotz -Rod -Cooper -Sullivan -Mariezo34 -Berube -Kurtis from Alberta -Gallant -Acting the Fulemin -Leaf Singh -Jay Woodcroft -Nonno Rocco -Heatdaddy -Dean Evanson -Carlton the Bear
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4 years
Remember when Dubas turned Trevor Moore into Jack Campbell?
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10 months
Through the last 15 games David Kampf has more goals than: •Bedard •Stutzle •DeBrincat •Keller •Tarasenko •Caufield •Berniers •Terry •Kyrou •Malkin •M. Tkatchuk •Ovi Equal to: •Rantanen •J. Robertson •E. Pettersson •Makar •Gaudreau •Laine •Gregor #Kampf
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The Habitant
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Through the last 15 games, Slafkovsky has more points than: • Cooley • PLD • Lafreniere • Terry • Kuzmenko • Mintyukov • KK • Jiricek • Korchinski • Sillinger • Reichel Equal to: • Beniers • Duclair • Wheeler • Johnston • M. Tkachuk • Lundell #GoHabsGo
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wow
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6 months
need this man to come fix the PP
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8 months
Willy vs EP last 3 seasons Goals: Willy > Primary 🍎s: Willy > Secondary 🍎s: EP > SHGs: Willy > Face-off %: Willy > Playoff Production: Willy > Coolness: Willy > Handsomeness: Willy > Dogs: Willy > Relevance of franchise: Willy > You be the judge….
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3 years
at least four or five times a game Auston Matthews will be chasing someone three strides ahead of him for a loose puck and I’ll think to myself I wonder how he’s gonna dummy this guy and take the puck and then he dummies the guy and takes the puck
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2 years
Pierre Engvall revenge game tn Their zone will be exited Our zone will be entered The puck will be hitting Sammy in the crest I’m getting choked up just thinking about it
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9 months
28th so far this season. Hope to one day experience this pro leaf bias I hear so much about
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9 months
Brad Treliving was in line in front of me at Timmy’s this morning. He inquired about every item on the menu but ultimately decided not to buy anything.
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2 years
Game 1 prep kit assembled Leafs forever and ever amen
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4 months
HAWK-ANPAA
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3 years
The CDC now recommends that Connor McDavid get out of Edmonton as soon as humanly possible
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1 year
no contest
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What’s the most jaw-dropping goal you’ve ever seen? 👀
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9 months
To TOR: David Jiricek To CMJ: Jeremy Bracco, Viktor Loov and a conditional 2nd
@CBJcenter
The CBJ Center
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David Jiricek to The Athletic: “I played good hockey in the NHL. I’m an NHL player right now. That’s my opinion, that I should be in the NHL right now. I see guys from the same draft, like Simon Nemec and Korchinski… they get a chance on the power play. (Continued) #CBJ
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I’m an insider now 👀
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8 months
Do you remember what the nerd charts looked like for Benoit in Anaheim? I do Welcome back Boosh
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George Parros rn
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Elliotte Friedman
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Five-minute major and a game misconduct for Rielly. We will see what @NHLPlayerSafety does
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2 years
for the next 2 seasons we have Gio Lilly and Sandin locked in at a *combined* $3.6M Hug your local baghead today he really needs it
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2 years
could just be indigestion but my gut says that was Tampa’s last win of the season
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2 years
This man graduated Harvard
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this thing
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@IndyFuel
Indy Fuel
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This potential TikTok ban has us thinking... If you could ban 1 thing in hockey, what would it be? 🤔
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@Leafslatest
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Keep or let walk? Max Domi 💙👇 #leafsforever
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The Mitch situation is sad and a perfect case study in how to miss the forest for the trees in life. If he had signed ~ 8x6 he could have saved himself a whole lot of pain and hate. Hope he finds the marginal difference in wealth is worth the dramatically worse quality of life
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2 years
Bagheads are chirping Murray for moving the goalposts as if their entire twitter careers weren’t built on moving the goalposts
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3 years
Do you ever go to get something in the next room, walk into that room and completely forget Auston Matthews is better than Leon Draisaitl?
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Publicly predicting right now Nikita Grebyonkin is a full time Leaf by March
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7 months
Holy shit I witnessed it
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From a hockey ops perspective I like this hire but from a having a neck perspective I’m not so sure about it
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There are not many hills I’m willing to die on but ‘Snoop should replace Ron MacLean as host of HNIC’ is one of them
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The Max Domi conundrum conundrum
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If I ever meet Mitch:
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Former HNIC broadcaster Jim Hughson opened up about the challenges of calling nationally televised Leafs games. Click here to read more:
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4 years
CNN: Biden wins ABC: Biden wins NBC: Biden wins FOX: Biden wins TSN: Trade Nylander
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1 year
If a clone of William Nylander was available this summer Leaf fans on here would be offering a package of William Nylander, a 1st, Nick Robertson and Fraser Minten to acquire him
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Maybe unpopular opinion but I’m happy with where the leafs are at right now We either mount the miracle comeback or we make seismic changes this summer and finally close the book on the Shanaplan I’m excited for either scenario
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I don’t envy Sheldon, this is a tough call
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Are Habs fans reallocating a chunk of Caufield’s imaginary 40 goals to Laine or are they both gonna score 40 imaginary goals? Serious question
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Game 1 survival kit assembled
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Those of us ok with trading Mitch must admit 2 things 1-We will lose the trade on paper, likely badly 2-Mitch will go supernova with his new team Both inevitabilities will sting I still think it should happen. It’s what’s best for both sides. But pain is coming
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Criticizing Willy on the GWG is staggeringly idiotic. Pasta wasn’t his man and he’s not supposed to abandon his position to chase a puck carrier who’s already well beyond reach. This isn’t timbits.
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3 years
So that TJ Brodie contract is kinda nice eh?
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10 months
The Maple Leafs have never had 3 players as good as 34 16 and 88 on the same team and it’s hard to imagine they ever will again We should try to enjoy things is what I’m saying
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@the_habitant Did you know Bobby McMann’s 13 goals in 26 games ties Goal Caufield’s most in any 26 game stretch of his career? I suppose it’s not as impressive cause Bobby is 6’2”, PKs and doesn’t sniff the PP but still… not too shabby
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I’m all for giving Atlanta another shot at an NHL franchise but I do think there are some Canadian markets that are more deserving of NHL caliber teams. Ottawa and Montreal come most immediately to mind
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Kevin Weekes
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**Potential Expansion Update** 👀 I’m told word on the street is that the South Forsyth Project in suburban Atlanta including an Arena, is all ahead full speed with the design moving quickly and interviews for builders taking place. @NHL #HockeyX #HockeyTwitter .
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Probably Matthews best ever playoff game. That’s a good sign
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guys is it considered gay to give up Papi’s 70th goal?
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Elliotte Friedman
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James Reimer starts for Detroit in Toronto
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3 years
Craig Button was once an NHL GM. Let that be your reminder not to take hockey too seriously.
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3 years
Hang in there Ontario buds - like Mitchy Marns on a 2-on-1 this too shall pass
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3 years
Breaking: Darren Dreger speculates Kyle Dubas’ son Leo Dubas (4 years old) will command roughly 14 million Christmas presents give or take
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For those of you that missed Dreg’s hit on Overdrive, here’s a summary:
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Rielly - Tanev Benois - McCabe Zadorov - Boosh
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3 years
If you’re a Canadian flying a nazi flag in the name of your freedoms you *might* need a lil teeny weeny history lesson
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Oh great now I’m remembering Bonsie has a son which reminds me that he’s had sex which makes me wonder if he yelled holy mackinaw as he reached climax. Just great. Thanks a lot.
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@FriedgeHNIC Great move for Nashville, tough break for Nashville
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10 months
Leaf fans - myself included - have dunked a whole lot on habs fans about Slafkovsky. It’s been justified and fun, but enough is enough. We have more productive things to do with our time - like, for example, dunking on them for drafting Reinbacher over Michkov
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Lighting Swayman up tonight would throw the Bs into a tailspin
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Jeremy Swayman is the first Bruins goalie off the ice and their expected Game 4 starter. The night the rotation ends.
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my five year old just declared herself a new york ranger fan - hmu if you’re in the market for a used five year old
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Shane Pinto > Cole Caufield More and more people are saying this.
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