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Hardcore & Very Handsome Gamer, CoD: Vantage Champ, Transparency Specialist & feral parody. Retweeted by Charles Payne, ignored by Greg.

County Mayo
Joined May 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Cancelcloco A beautiful story about the handsome Stallion that inspires traders near and far:
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@Breaking911 Brown belt, black socks, brown shoes, powder blue polo, khaki shorts. Rep. Butchery was restrained in his response.
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@bennyjohnson If he’s not a real journalist, why would CNN even spend precious airtime to cover what he’s doing or who he’s interviewing? 🫠
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@timecaptales I love that he hated these but feel conflicted hearting these.
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👀👀👀
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@historyinmemes Anyone else get frustrated watching this and thinking about how long it would take you to do this? Because I definitely did.
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Did The President Of Robinhood Dump All His AMC Stock Right Before They Restricted Trading? | ZeroHedge
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@JPMorinChase I’d have liked the video more if he’d accidentally knocked it over at the end.
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@zillowgonewild Gravity is such a downer.
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IS THERE A WAY TO CANCEL THE INTERNET FOR ONLY $GME INVESTORS? Asking for me. 👀
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$LUNA saved the rich people. ☠️
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@Breaking911 Guys, he’s very serious, he wore his formal hoodie.
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I’m never going to financially recover from this. $GME
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The news never fails to deliver.
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#Gamestop earnings. I’m going to drink heavily now. Wut do I do about those 🩳? 😞 $GME
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@JackPosobiec They couldn’t administer a $20 test before locking this guy up for 1,825 days?
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“We are going to get crucified”. -Robinhood
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Translation = 69 helped Dave figure out $GME yesterday. 🥺
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According to a WSJ report, the Justice Dept. has been collecting private conversations and trading records as part of an investigation into whether short sellers have used illegal trading tactics to manipulate the price of shares on the market. $GME
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Another one bites the dust.
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@unusual_whales In an hour will be a “$400 billion in aid to Ukraine” news story.
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WHO DID THIS?!?
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Jim, when I said “the secret ingredient is crime”, I didn’t give you permission to admit that. On social media no less. You are literally the worst. 🥺😡😭
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The origin story. $mayo
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🥺
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@simonateba @RepGallagher These people speak of principles as though they have them.
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@dlauer Calm down everyone. I shorted the rest of the tweet. That’s all.
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Wut doing #Gamestop ?
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Atobitt keeps writing on Superstonk about #Gamestop and #Nakedshorts . You should not read it. It’s the scribbling of a mad man. Positively insane.
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@JackPosobiec “Now is not the moment for parties. Now is the moment to defend the nation” Boom.
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Absolute nonsense about #Gamestop . Lay down your pitchfork and return to your hovels post haste. 😡
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 No Lisa, No! 😳
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“These skills would lend themselves favorably to Harrison as he departed #Citadel Securities — right in the middle of its controversial role in the #GameStop ($GME) saga — for a job at #FTX ”. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Vlad’s about to disappear like GoFundMe Chad.
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Internal Robinhood messages reveal Robinhood executives scrambled to talk to Citadel CEO Ken Griffin, breathing life again into theories that the two firms colluded to suppress Gamestop's stock price.
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😞😞😞 $GME #Gamestop
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@Breaking911 There’s no place in the world for people who hurt children or animals.
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Shit.
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Oh shit. $GME
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$GME
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WHY WOULD SOMEONE SEND ME THIS?! 🥺😞
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Nothing to see. Just a 30 second power nap. 🛑 ❄️
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Elon x Ryan Cohen = My Hell 🥺😞
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The peasants think they’ve won again. $GME
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@JPMorinChase A new spouse who’s 20 and “just gets you”.
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Siri, define attention seeker. $GME $BBBY
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Have you had enough yet $GME?
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I’m going drinking now. $GME
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Please stop buying $GME Mr. #Pulte . This is some axis of evil energy and I don’t like it! 🥺
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DAMN YOU #JONSTEWART King Daddy runs a clean business at #Citadel . It is NOT like #FTX whatsoever. As a gentleman, I challenge you to a duel! Or fisticuffs!
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AGAIN?!? 🥺🥺
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If my account gets nuked during the Great Parody Purge of 2021 I won’t return. However, I wish you all well and have enjoyed this journey. You’re all so smart, funny, lovely and inspiring. It’s been a pleasure bantering about with you degens. See you on the 🌑 $GME #Gamestop
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HAPPY NEW YEAR (except for Gabe)!
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GameStop names Ryan Cohen as CEO effective immediately 🎮 #GameStop said Thursday morning that billionaire activist investor #RyanCohen would take over as the video game retailer's chief executive. 🎮 Shares of the company jumped 8% in premarket trading following the
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@peruvian_bull All I can see is an accidental Hitchcock.
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LISTEN TO HONEST JIM.
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This #Gamestop insider buying must stop.
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This is bad. $GME
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SEC Charges Citadel Securities for Violating Order Marking Requirements of Short Sale Regulations Washington D.C., Sept. 22, 2023 — The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced settled charges against broker-dealer #CitadelSecurities LLC for violating a provision of
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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 GameStop blockbuster Dumb Money to come with stock market hysteria warnings 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 💀 - The City regulator has taken aim at Hollywood’s production of the GameStop saga in a bid to deter investors from losing out to stock market
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@libsoftiktok This is arguably the most beautiful thing you’ve ever posted. Who is this enchanting creature eating off brand ramen as though it’s a snickers?
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#GameStop already distributed the shares of common stock required for the stock dividend to its transfer agent. If this statement is true, and some shareholders aren’t whole, it stands to reason that investors own more shares than actually exist. $GME
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@simonateba @RepJerryNadler @AOC Yep, difference is many families back then came through legally. One side of mine had to fight in WWI to gain citizenship.
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He’s so handsome and cool. One day maybe we will be best friends.
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@PelosiTracker_ @WatcherGuru Heavens no, this is from his own money that he definitely didn’t steal from investors.
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@ClownWorld_ These types of food videos are emotionally scarring. Health standards? None. Proper temps? Hell no. I just can’t.
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JIM CRAMER HAVING HIS SECOND “BEAR STEARNS IS FINE” MOMENT.
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THERE IT IS FOLKS. #GAMESTOP LOVES ME.
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💀💀💀
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What does this even mean? 🥺
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👀
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#GameStop Stock: Shorts Are Running Out of Shares “…it has been more than 21 days since GameStop's utilization rate stood at 100%. If correct, this implies that there are no more shares to be lent for shorting.”
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😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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OH WTH 😡
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@stillgray First time in 3 years that guy has had water.
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On the eve of thanksgiving??!? 🥺
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@disclosetv The Man In The Castle will tell the man living in his car or 250 foot studio apartment how to live more sustainably…that’s rich.
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@Malone_Wealth The rich people got bonuses 💕
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GTFO. PHONES ARE DISCONNECTED. NICE TRY.
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Margin calls go out at 2:00 PM EST
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Oh dear God. He’s gone rogue. $GME is being led by a short destroyer. 😞
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Good use of taxpayer $ is the government cracking down on hedge fund short sellers
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#Gamestop splividend has resulted in brokers not providing the $GME shares to retail. How very strange. 👀
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Sounds like the GME stock split/dividend has completely destroyed some brokers back-office systems - I keep hearing about the nightmare of dealing with TDA. Also sounds like overseas brokers are having serious problems, and German brokers are struggling getting shares to people.
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@ryancohen If you did, you’d be Cryan.
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My soul has left my body. $GME & $LRC are the cause.
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@historyinmemes The greatest generation.
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#Robinhood and #Citadel are innocent. #Gamestop did the bads. 😡
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@JackPosobiec Do you ever feel awkward hitting the heart on a tweet about something terrible? I do, and this was one of those times.
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Everything is fine.
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HOW DO I DELETE THE INTERNET? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 👀🥺😞👀
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🚨 #Apes Must Watch Vid 🚨Awesome clip from “Houston We Have A Problem” if you need more conviction. LFG! #AMCSqueeze #GMESqueeze #apesnotleaving #AMC #GME #ItsComingBaby $AMC $GME @TheWouston @jhuntermav
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@disclosetv I’m getting whiplash.
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I’M TOAST. #Gamestop $GME
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Short sellers are the dumb stormtroopers of the investing galaxy
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DOES THIS MEAN I NEED TO FLEE AGAIN?!?! $IMX $GME
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LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR, I AM VERY HANDSOME. AND A GOOD BOY.
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@unusual_whales Can’t wait for the banking crisis folks to put on their international airspace expert hats. 💕
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You’ve gone too far #Gamestop poors!
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I refuse to retweet this succubus. However, she is featured alongside persona non grata Matt Kohrs (how fitting) in the new Netflix #Gamestop documentary. Fun fact, ex- #BCG employees were part of the film crew. Neat!
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Oh hell.
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