People are feeling old because a lot of Gen Z have no clue what burning a CD is.
Me: *crying because I remember recording songs off the radio to cassette.
Some of the loneliest people here have the most followers. Some of the most beautiful never show their face. A profile doesn’t tell you everything. But there’s always a person behind it.
Her: I bet he’s thinking about other women
Me: I wonder if a hypnotist has ever died in the middle of their act and the person on stage acted like a chicken for the rest of their life.