๐ฉ GREENMAN QUICKIES ๐ฉ
๐ BLUE CHECKMARK
(and what you can expect when making changes to your profile)
Watch this handy guide on what happens after you make profile changes!
**if you like original content, be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on ๐
To all the big accounts that ignored me on this rise, and to all the accounts that backed meโฆ
I want you to know Iโll never forget what youโve done and thank you for the lessons you taught me. I appreciate and love you all for what youโve shown me๐
@joerogan
Crazy how people want everything to be black and white.
Itโs all grey. No one knows what theyโre doing, and we all change our minds from day to day
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
Well here it is, the long awaited sequel..
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS PART 2:
electric boogaloo
watch our step-by-step guide on how you too can become an Engagement Farmer today!
๐
if you enjoy this content please consider reposting as it really helps me ๐
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ FOLLOWER COUNT
(what the amount of followers you have says about you)
Ever wondered what you're going to be like when you have 1 million followers?
Do you know the difference between a drain and a waterfall?
Join us as we explain the different
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
๐ AD REVENUE PAYDAY - EXPLAINED
Are you a small account that's just been monetized?
Ever wonder what the best way to keep growing on ๐ and also increase your payments?
Want to know who to watch out for on the way up?
Then watch our handy guide on what
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
HOW TO BE A REPLY GUY ON ๐
come take a look at the different types of reply guys on ๐ and figure out which one YOU are!
(and bonus round:)
HOW ADDICTED TO ๐ ARE YOU?
**All previous 90 Second Stories and their trailers can be found in my 'highlights'
๐ 2000 FOLLOWERS! ๐
Still cant beleive 2000 of you sexy, crazy people actually like this stuff. Thank you so much!
As is now tradition, here is the re-release of the time me and Kim Dot Com were in a space together.
KIM DOT COM ft. DJ Alex Finn and 'lil Greenie:
'1200
This coming Thursday on:
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
๐ AD REVENUE PAYDAY - EXPLAINED
Do you dream what it must be like to get paid through the ๐ Ad Revenue Payment Scheme?
Wonder how long it will take for your date night pictures of the time you and your husband went to
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of an ๐ original content creator)
Ever wondered what its like to be a content creator here on ๐?
Take a glimpse into the facinating and luxurious world of being a content creator!!
(all previous 90 Second
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ SPACES: SPECIAL REPORT
Greenmans Beginners Guide to ๐ Spaces
Have you ever wanted to join spaces but dont know the first thing about them? Watch our handy guide and become an ๐ Spaces aficionado today!
๐
if you enjoyed this content then please
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
if you have 1200 followers or less, this is for you!
KIM DOT COM DROP EXCLUSIVE EDM TRACK!!
(allegedly,satirically,jokingly,not really)
in a never seen before collaboration on ๐
Kim Dot Com (super allegedly) drops his new single:
KIM DOT COM (ft. Lil Finn &
๐ฉ GreenMans 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
๐ฐHOW TO MAKE BIG MONEY ON ๐!!๐ฐ
(a fully comprehensive and totally non-satirical guide to becoming ๐'s first millionaire!!)
**if you like original content then be a rebel. Share this and help spread some comedy on ๐ โ
๐ 1000 FOLLWERS! ๐
This is incredible, when I started this account to make funny videos, I didnt think many people would find the same things funny as I do..
You are all crazy,sexy,and beautiful and I love you all. shine on you crazy diamonds ๐
@TomFitton
Hmmโฆ wonder how much of a slope is on the floor.. cause as we all know anything above a 5 degree angle is super dangerous for secret service agents ๐
This coming Thursday on:
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON ๐
Join us Thursday when we take a totally serious and non-satirical look into the ways to make money on this platform.
Bonus Section:
๐ฅ HOW TO ADVERTISE YOUR TIP JAR ๐ฅ
In the best, non-cringe way
This coming Thursday on:
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
HOW TO BE A REPLY GUY ON ๐
Join us this Thursday when we take a look into the methods that feed our addictions and the different types of reply guys there are!
**All previous 90 Second Stories and their trailers can be found in
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ SPACES
(the good, the bad, and the filabusterers)
Join us Thursday as we take a look at the weird and wonderful world of ๐ Spaces and their hosts.
Did you recognize any of the hosts at the end? Did I miss you favorite host
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ FOLLOWER COUNT
(and what it says about you)
Ever wondered what it feels like to have a large follower count? Ever wondered when you should start caring about ๐ hiding the like button?
Join us Thursday when we take a
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
from a left-wing liberal perspective
MY AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS!
it's time to heal the divide between the left and right. Understanding those on the opposite side of the political spectrum is the first step to healing that divide.
We have decided to do
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ฅGREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW๐ฅ
Thursday 1pm EST on We The Creators Space
The ladies at We The Creators have kindly asked to interview Greenman this Thursday on the We The Creators space so naturally I obliged!
Click the
This coming Thursday on:
๐ฉ 90 Second Stories ๐ฉ
how to become an
๐ CRYPTO INFLUENCER
Ever wondered what its like to be a high-flying , jet setting ๐ Crypto Influencer?
Want to know what goes on in the memecoin telegram groups?
Ladies! Want to learn how to utilise your
Tomorrowโs ๐ฉ90 Second Story๐ฉ
will be postponed due to some IRL issues I need to attend to.
Tonightโs ๐จNEWS BLAST๐จ will go ahead as scheduled at 5:00pm as I already have this recorded.
Iโm very sorry, Iโll get it out as soon as I can. ๐
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-ELON MUSK REMOVES LIKES engagement farming community leader speaks out
-UK ELECTION breakdown of the three political parties and what they stand for
-4TH OF JULY celebration message for the USA
if you enjoyed this
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of)
Join us Thursday as we take a take a look into the luxurious world of being an X Content Creator!
(all previous 90 Second Stories can be found in my 'highlights' tab)
if you like
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-BIDEN OUT, HILLARY IN? we came, we saw, he napped
-KIMBERLEY CHEADLE public shafting breakdown
-FIRST DALLAS BAPTIST CHURCH blown up by 'mostly peaceful' semtex
*if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-SECRET SERVICE DECLINED DRONE SUPPORT
on day of Trump assassination attempt
-ELON MUSK/STEVEN 'COCAINE' KING
tweet storm drama
-KAMALA HARRIS SLAVE OWNING ANCESTOR revealed, adding yet another first for the now 'Blasian
๐จGROK v.s. MIDJOURNEY๐จ
a side by side comparision
I decided to experiement and ran the exact same prompt in Midjourney and Grok. I tried to make it a bit specific:
"an image of an angel looking forward arms outstretched wide, angel wings outstretched glowing eyes .the
๐ฉThis weeks 90 Second Story has been cancelled๐ฉ
Due to stuff, I've decided to pull this weeks episode.
I asked AI to write me a song with the lyrics 'This weeks 90 Second Story has been cancelled' and originally I was just going to use a snippet of the song...
But it wrote me
๐ฉ90 Second Stories๐ฉ
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS
WATCH: As we take a deeper look into the engagement farming community.
We use science to break down the mentality and side effects of engagement farming on original content creators and other fellow X'ers.
if you enjoy this content
@HowThingsWork_
Bro you should check out bossaball if you want to see an awesome crazy sport. Itโs basically a mix between volleyball, football, and thereโs trampolines ๐
"It turns out with every brain-dead Engagement Farming post, our test subject loses 30 IQ points.
Pretty soon the only thing he will know how to play on guitar... is Nickleback ๐๐๐
๐ฉ90 Second Stories๐ฉ
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS
WATCH: As we take a deeper look into the engagement farming community.
We use science to break down the mentality and side effects of engagement farming on original content creators and other fellow X'ers.
if you enjoy this content
๐500 Followers!!๐
Its a good day today. Thank you to all you crazy beautiful people who pushed to get me here. Its been a wild couple days ๐๐
This may seem like a small milestone to some, but to me this is huge. thank you so much!!! ๐๐๐
๐ GREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW ๐
Wanna come meet the man behind the videos?
The amazing ladies at 'We The Creators' have honored me by offering to spotlight GreenMan on one of their awesome Creator Spotlight Spaces. Hope to see you all there on the 18th of July ๐ฉ
Hit the
no ๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ tonight as I'm a little under the weather...
instead let me show you another useless talent I'm semi decent at:
George Michael's: Careless Whisper
I chose this version because its an instrumental but I play the vocal line at the same time ๐
once my
๐ฅ SPICE GIRLS GO METAL? ๐ฅ
Dear
@elonmusk
,
If you accept my application for a subscriber button, I promise to continue ruining everyones favorite childhood songs with more abominations like this: ๐
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-LGBT PROTEST CALIFORNIA BILL group is against sb1414 which aims to make buying children a felony
-FRANCE 90% INCOME TAX for anyone earning over โฌ400,000 by new left wing government
-GOOGLE PROJECT 2025 joe biden
๐จAreYOU a small account?๐จ
Tired of having all your comments ignored by Big Accounts?
Do you wish you could have a little fun and stick it to them just one time?
Well Heres Your Chance!
Go to the original post below and listen to this stupid song I made poking fun at these
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
if you have 1200 followers or less, this is for you!
KIM DOT COM DROP EXCLUSIVE EDM TRACK!!
(allegedly,satirically,jokingly,not really)
in a never seen before collaboration on ๐
Kim Dot Com (super allegedly) drops his new single:
KIM DOT COM (ft. Lil Finn &
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ฅGREENMANS FIRST INTERVIEW๐ฅ
Thursday 1pm EST on We The Creators Space
The ladies at We The Creators have kindly asked to interview Greenman this Thursday on the We The Creators space so naturally I obliged!
Click the
NEW CHARACTER!
introducing a new character into the world of GreenMan.
Watch this weeks 90 Second Stories trailer tonight at 5pm EST!
(all previous 90 Second Stories can be found in my highlights tab)
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
-KAMALA HARRIS reveals economic plan
-NANCY MACE misnaming Kamala mishap
-ELON MUSK has message for DDOS attackers
๐**if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorythm stuff
๐ The First Ever GreenMan Post Was An Intro Video ๐
(on 4/20)
๐
When I started this account, I was going to go in a slightly different direction. I had this idea to always match the music to the words or at least have them go in and out of the beat...
Glad I decided against
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
ENGAGEMENT FARMERS PART 2:
Join us this Thursday as we reveal our step-by-step tutorial on how to get started in the lucrative world of engagement farming.
We will reveal how you too can go from being a zero... to being a zero
@unkonfined
Your be surprised how long I kept COVID at bay with a bottle of whiskey a day ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
CDC never told yall about THAT one huh? ๐
Anyone know a guy who knows a guy?
I realise thats not how any of this works, but anyone know how long it usually takes?
I actually have loads of original and cover musicvideo editing lessons, and all sorts of stuff I can actually offer subscribers
YO!! whoever this is, I've tried searching for your username to thank you but I cant find it. if anyone knows who this is, please let me know!
My friend, its humbling enough knowing some of you enjoy the content I make, but this has really blown me away... thank you so much!
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-JULIAN ASSANGE makes plea deal but US has certain stipulations
-BIDEN STUDENT LOAN repayment plan blocked by federal judges
-HEATWAVE for everyone.. everywhere. try not to cook yourselves out there
๐
if you enjoyed this
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
presidential debate special
a quick (and totally legit) breakdown of last nights presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden
๐
if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorithm ๐
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
quick rundown of all the top headlines
-SAUDI INTELLIGENCE 9/11 TIES new evidence emerges
-D.O.D. FUNDED CHINESE LABS enhancing known pathogens
-600k PER UNIT HOMELESS SHELTER in california draws criticism
๐
if you like this content please consider
@Cerra__
*Laughs in Catherine The Great, Elizabeth of Russia, Catherine de Medici, Wu Zetian, Zenobia of Palmyra, Mary Tudor, and Margaret Thatcher*
๐๐
jk jk its all love
This is a HUGE compliment for me considering I came up with the whole GreenMan concept and approach based on what I learned from this mans posts and spaces over the past year.
Thank you so much brother ๐๐๐
@AlexFinnX
Dude I said it once today but for all you small accounts out there. If youโre doing something awesome and trying to work on your craft, Alex will back you.
He found me when I had 2 or 3 videos and like 30 followers. Didnโt even have the blue checkmark yet and he followed me.
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
(quick rundown of the top headlines)
super caffeinated turbo edition
-TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
-VANCE NAMED VP
-DESTINY REMARKS CONTROVERSY
*if you enjoy this content, please consider reposting it as that really helps me with the algorythm stuff
๐
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ CONTENT CREATORS
(a day in the life of an ๐ original content creator)
Ever wondered what its like to be a content creator here on ๐?
Take a glimpse into the facinating and luxurious world of being a content creator!!
(all previous 90 Second
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ SPACES: SPECIAL REPORT
Greenmans Beginners Guide to ๐ Spaces
Have you ever wanted to join spaces but dont know the first thing about them? Watch our handy guide and become an ๐ Spaces aficionado today!
๐
if you enjoyed this content then please
Well Iโm off to bed. What a crazy day.
10k impressions in 6 hours is insane for me. You guys are amazing, thank you. Iโll try and get back to as many of you as I can in the morning. ๐๐
No ๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ tonight,
Instead I thought I'd share one of my favorite 90 Second Story trailers from a few weeks back and give some insight to add more value.
Its amazing what you can do with a greenscreen, capcut and an iphone. add onto that a few AI generated images of
This coming Thursday on:
๐ 90 Second Stories ๐
๐ SPACES
(the good, the bad, and the filabusterers)
Join us Thursday as we take a look at the weird and wonderful world of ๐ Spaces and their hosts.
Did you recognize any of the hosts at the end? Did I miss you favorite host
Arguably the BEST 80s action film of all time was filmed in 2016 by 3 dudes with a green screen and an awesome sense of humour.
When the tagline is โHe was a Kung Fu Renegade Copโ
You know itโs gonna be good..
I present to you, the trailer for:
๐ฅ KUNG FURY ๐ฅ
๐จ NEWS BLAST ๐จ
uk election result special
โ๏ธLABOUR PARTY WIN!!โ๏ธ
All hail our new Supreme Leader! We wish our new Grand Overseer Keir Starmer and the
@UKLabour
party all the successes of previous thinly veiled communist parties.
All Hail!
if you enjoyed this video, please
@PolitiBunny
You all make fun of him, but world leaders are shivering in their boots right now. I mean, look at this face.
This face says โ I mean businessโ
This face says โ donโt mess aroundโ
This face says โwait, what was I saying again?โ
Allowing yourself to be vulnerable and showing different sides of yourself isnt a weakness, its a show of strength.
Maja is an inspiration for sharing this post. She didnt share it for pity or victimhood, she shared it cause she's a complete badass.
(even if she's too humble to
Likely, this will be the bravest or the craziest thing I've ever done on the Internet. The numbers will tell.
(Sorry, it looks like you need a medication change. This pesky number obsession just won't go away...)
Listen, I might even lose followers.
(You do know you need at
Evening to you all!
No ๐จNEWS BLAST๐จ tonight I'm afraid. I'll be working on the 90 Second Story: X Spaces Report that will be dropping tomorrow and I want to make it to the highest quality I can for you all.
BUT... because so many of you wonderful people have been DMing me
Yesterday History Was Made...
for the first time ever, GROK was used to hack into the mind of another ๐ user and repost his previous tweet with a twist...
I think the results speak for themselves:
Xai, I'm ready for my job offer now ๐
HHey guys I hav33 something very importaaan#%% to announce
I usually just j0kke around on Hhhere
But if you could please lend me 38 seconds to watch this
It would mmeean alo55
Nice work by
@xAI
team,
@X
team,
@Nvidia
& supporting companies getting Memphis Supercluster training started at ~4:20am local time.
With 100k liquid-cooled H100s on a single RDMA fabric, itโs the most powerful AI training cluster in the world!
@HazelAppleyard_
Every generation naturally rebels against the one before it.
But never in history has a โrebellionโ became the โmainstreamโ so quick that corporations now prints your colours all over their products.
The generation coming after you are going to obliterate you and everything
Ok.. this is too cool Gothic Teen Greg!
Thank you so much, man! Itโs really flattering you guys make these creations for olโ Greenie. Thank you ๐๐๐
@AlexFinnX
Not only is the grind worth it, but doing it the hard way means youโll be ready when that success comes.
The beauty isnโt in the destination, achieving your โgoalโ is often deflating. The real beauty is in the grind.
Awesome post as always brother ๐
I got this reply earlier..
You know what my response is to this?
Iโm going to do what Iโve always done.
Focus on making the absolute best content I can and strive to keep getting better.
Hard work, love of the craft, and always striving to create the best content will beat
I love chickens.
Cute little dinosaurs...
More than that, I love seeing peoples passions.
I dont care what you're passionate about, it could be your stamp collection, it could be a DnD map you created, I dont care. I want to see it
Reign is passionate about her farm and her
Here is a morning routine on how I feed my chickens:) this is my first video and I still donโt know a lot about how to edit them properly yet so this video is not the best it could itโs just a little run down and shows you all my babiesโค๏ธ I hope you enjoy this morning routine and
Putting all my 90 Second Stories in the highlights tab to make them easy to find cause my brain canโt stand how disorganised my page looks.
I mean, I use emotes in my bio to make it symmetrical, and I still didnโt think this was gonna go off the OCD rails? ๐
๐จNEWS BLAST๐จ
quick rundown of all the top headlines
- JONATHAN VAN NESS visits whitehouse
- RUSSIAN SUBMARINES off the coast of Florida
- MASSACHUSETTS genetic testing gone wrong?
๐
if you like this content please consider retweeting it as that helps me massively ๐