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@BrendenDeeg_ this is a way better one.

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@Blirdnodge @BirdRespecter ocean water doesn't "seep in" at that depth. you are crushed in an instant. there are quite literally millions of tons of ocean on top of them. they won't even know they are dead.

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@PaulGoodman24 @drgurner what can we do to get you to take up deep sea exploration as a hobby since you have so much free time?

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@cpicco @gifdsports @RexChapman it is a drug that was developed for livestock that has limited anti-parasite applications in humans. the VAST majority of people who have taken it in the us have gotten it from farm supply stores in for form of drenches and pastes designed for animals.

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@EliotBeacon @mattchewy28 @heathergtv bud light was targeted towards kids?

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@emileeannf @Blirdnodge @BirdRespecter honestly, running out of oxygen in the dark over 5 days would be worse. instantaneously being crushed to death so fast you wouldn't even feel it would be way better.

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@NightsOutlaw @mattmaly @FixinYourUglies @Benbunchanumbas @waltermasterson he had all the ingredients for cake right there. he combined them. it’s almost like there’s more to the process than just putting the ingredients together to make a cake. that’s the analogy.

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@RealJakeGrover @Srirachachau i honestly think it has more to do with the fans of star wars being terrible and needy and a pain in the ass to deal with.

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@BadMedicalTakes ivermectine aside, drink one of the most acidic things you can to keep you alkaline.

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@BluishRuin @Blirdnodge @BirdRespecter if they hit something or there was some sort of defect that caused a failure it could all end in an instant.

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@RealJakeGrover @Srirachachau like, have you ever met someone who's entire personality is "indiana jones fan?" of course not. star wars tho?

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@jakoppel @imillhiser in the next decade or two 70% of the country will live in 15 states, so 30% of the country will have 70 senators and 70% of the country will have 30 senators. we're headed toward apartheid government.

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@jeremythunder richie is specifically not related and stated as not italian. and stevie is related by marriage.

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@WhitlockJason how is this honestly different from any cheerleading at any sporting event?

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@PattieMeyer2022 @AndrewFeinberg @JoeNBC yes, it is possible for people to be self loathing hypocrites.

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@ettingermentum the world really is filled with all kinds of guys. it's a beautiful horrible tapestry of dudes and they don't all rock.

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@_OBZDN_ @tankentti @punishedmother it’s an entirely predictable outcome of worrying about other people’s genitals all the fucking time.

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@bestofdyingtwit if only there was a way to indicate who was the people they say they were. like you could have a team check them out and then put a mark next to their account after doing so.

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@fuckeduppcs that fan fr fr

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@dick_nixon @politicalwire you wouldn’t know her, sir. she goes to a different school.

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@TeseoDi @fuckedupfoods

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@AnotherVariety1 @TylerGlaiel nobody wanted to let anyone wearing one into a bar or restaurant.

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@wyatt_riot_69 @billybrizzle420 when your two beers are five beers.

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@dick_nixon

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@gayest_tone @meleesadposts

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@DreamLeaf5 @Kuuhaku3993

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@Lauren_Southern so, uh, are you happy?

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@dizman335 @cpicco @gifdsports @RexChapman yes, it treats those things because those things are parasites. covid is a virus. these are different things.

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@nokimager @fasc1nate it’s for your home

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@wychstreet i am about as big a sorkin stan as there is. literally fall asleep to the west wing every night. like with most disciplines, people who have been told they’re great for decades have a hard time not having their head up their ass. the bad sorkin is like this.

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@SenMiltonYoung in other words: be good at politics.

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@ettingermentum seems like he has the broad support of a wide array of diverse stock video actors

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@marniehutchinso @JordanUhl @davidhogg111 @Bayer @LibertyMutual @Nutrisystem @ChoiceHotels @JennyCraig @Arbys @carsdotcom @Carvana @DIRECTV @Duracell @esurance @JosABank @Honda @IBM @KAYAK @LQ @LincolnMotorCo @mmfa debate what exactly? whether it’s shitty to mock a kid whose friends were killed about his grades or what colleges he gets into? what is there to debate? stop being shitty people. it’s not that hard.

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@dick_nixon these people, sir. these fucking people.

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@FPersonally @ettingermentum autism

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@dieworkwear justin is dressed appropriately for krispy kreme.

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@TomScibelli sorry they played the game outside

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@TOP5RAPWEBSITE @shxbeeh @queersocialism you know fdr didn’t actually pack the court, right? reread that chapter in your history book.

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@emilydawnlove i mean, we used to ask kids to run up hills into machine gun fire. we used to ration metal and gasoline and nylon and cooking oil. i promise you will survive being asked to stay the fuck home and watch some goddamned netflix.

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@mus_moiz @halomancer1 the truth lol

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@PatrickODonne11 @wychstreet my favorite story about his demands for word perfect: there was a typo, the word “the” was repeated twice, the actor said he would only say it once, the script supervisor agreed, then the actor joked they should call sorkin to find out which “the” to leave in.

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@erniebear1 @dog_rates must boop snoot

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@DCowboysHistory @80snewsscreens @dick_nixon

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@TheOldCootBiker @FoxNews weird, i must have missed the last 50 years of the right criticizing roe.

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@JFB2727 @Tracey___G @MzYummyDread @CaptBuzzkill3 @AnthonyBass52 @pwentink22 @united that’s not racism

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@ImBigDaddyBryce @nevancik1 @jonallendc @benshapiro ... is something a republican would say

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@willgordontx @WhitlockJason and there's nothing suggestive about anything at hooters or any number of other places? people have a problem with this because it's queer, not because it's suggestive. it it was a cheerleader with her tits and ass out that's just southern wholesomeness.

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@AustinD8080 @GriezmannAlt @DailyLoud give it 18 months.

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@dick_nixon the second time when he leaned in on the masks it’s like he’s saying to the fellow in the bar, “can you believe i have to tell these people this stuff,” like he’s recounting an argument with your unreasonable and arrogant fool of a boss.

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@cheerubdvll @tiffrita @DijahSB i’m pretty sure that she means lab testing for the nutrition label in order for it to be sold in stores. you can make food and sell it on a small scale without this, but not as a large commercial operation.

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@dick_nixon you could say that mr. brady got that football into trouble and it left him, sir.

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@ChadTroutwine @Ziggys_Duck one of the best lines of the series if not all of television

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@Wickedlipid @historyinmemes not to mention abusive or gamblers or both.

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@steveryanonline @ben_rosen the joke understander has logged on

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@CanadaFreedom18 @elonmusk you’re literally describing how vaccines work and good public health policy.

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@beater_rides

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@HowardSchultz you're going to give trump 4 more years. stop this right now.

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@Mi_Astronauta @AJentleson you seem to have missed the part where the house gop is going to cause the us to default on its debt unless there are work requirements for every government program. that’s what the question was in reference to.

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@itslynxie @superloafcat

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@dick_nixon *the rest of

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@ChrisDaPancreas @MertPuck @Draugtaur @halomancer1 none of the examples in that article are used to mean naive. it’s just the same three words in sequence. the first is describing a sweet breeze as the child of summer. the other two are eulogies literally for young children probably born in the summer. this is not what you think.

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@kdawelch @Paludicolus @Popehat it allows you to have your cake and eat it too. like a naughty toddler swearing, they get off on saying what should not be said, then are free of consequences “because memes”

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@agraybee @McGridsXwords @RonCarterBass @nytimes

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@96_lumos @jessesingal he has been naturalized. immigrants can vote lol.

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@patbrown42184 @WhitlockJason right, but is anyone on twitter calling taking kids to hooters "satanic," as though thinking demons exist is well-adjusted, rational behavior for an adult?

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@trbecalledblair @successtextpost @calebj15 the thing that pisses me off the most about the whole intro is the fact that we know what a young roman roy looks like.

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@richard_normal lol this is such nonsense. these are not normal catholics. these are weirdos.

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@dick_nixon burton is by far the best answer and not even because it would mean something, which it would.

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@dick_nixon "peace in our time"

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@MenInBlazers that should be the standard punishment for things

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@BeWeezie @dieworkwear when you grow up and have your own fashion account you can critique the pols you want.

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@jeremythunder he’s specifically stated as polish?

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@DavidMavis11 @gsanchez1982 @DavidSacks “markets are dumb” is not quite the clapback i’d expect from a sacks simp, but here we are.

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@dick_nixon i always think of ted roosevelt on d-day, sir. a hell of a thing to want to be there to lead those men and bring them a sense of calm. he could have been anywhere else, but he begged to be on that beach. a hell of a thing.

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@Optimus_DadLA @cmclymer he did have ties to russia

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@NvResistance @JordanUhl how many books have you written? is this really an argument?

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@dick_nixon part of why we have the right wing we have is we have a serious lack of civics education in this country. part of it is deliberately so. part of it is a failure of education in general.

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@FULL96069165 @Ancommiey anti-working class is when pro union. i am begging you to learn what words mean.

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@JoeBrolly1993 literally none of the funding to israel has anything to do with food prices and cenk’s ads have not gone viral.

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@VancityReynolds @MaximumEffort @elonmusk @realMeetKevin @Tesla i wish you would have just sued him

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@dick_nixon character is how you treat someone who can do nothing for you, sir.

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@cerebraltear @EclecticHams

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@Oso2Sev @C2thaL2thaIGG right? like maybe you have old people die of the flu. if some 30 year old dude died of the flu you'd be blown away. there's TONS of otherwise totally healthy people that have died from covid. a lot of older folks, but tons of young people. tons.

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@Mi_Astronauta @AJentleson so you’re just a run of the mill dullard then, got it.

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