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@Grainsurgeon

@GrainSurgeon

4 months

A literal grainsurgeon

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

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Sony’s surgical robot doing micro surgery on a corn kernel

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3 years

Car rental agreement says if I don't bring it back full, they'll charge $3.99/gallon Gas here is $6/gallon

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2 years

5 years of "have fun staying poor" then immediately try to shame you with "if you gloat over the crypto meltdown, you're disgusting"

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3 years

Since some of y'all didn't believe me

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This murder singlehandedly dismantles so many narratives that have been tried in one fell swoop "Just comply" he complied "Better police training" it's a special unit, special training "Disarm police" they used their hands "Bodycams will solve it" not working

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@ParikPatelCFA I spent my gas savings having samosas delivered to my hotel room Dr PP

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2 years

Softbank lost over $10 million PER HOUR in Q2. $3000 per second

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3 years

Lol this u bro?

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3 years

Forgiving student loans is moronic policy. Not a shred of cogent economic argument in support of it…if you take the other side please be considerate enough to admit that you just want money..

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2 years

this isn't gloating, it's just having fun being poor

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If I hear another "but I had a 17% mortgage" (on my 40k house) I'll go insane

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1 🤡 = 1 🤡

Michael Saylor⚡️

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2 years

1 BTC = 1 BTC

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4 years

Incredible

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4 years

@spectatorindex Does anyone think a huge crowd just showed up all at the same time with weapons by coincidence?

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2 years

Would like to report a murder

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2 years

i have nothing to gloat over. i want everyone to make money. i don't care if you do crypto or not. if you do, i hope you make money. i also hope the frauds and ponzis and scams come to justice. good luck all

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Can you believe we almost lost the app that helps McKinsey moms plan birthday parties?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Amazing job making a big list of fake things that aren't happening Man the world must be very frightening for you

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@JustinWolfers bro you're pulling $300k from a public university for a half time appointment and you're complaining about someone getting one hospital bill paid for by fake xi money

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@big_chiefD @LincolnRiley Apparently he really likes it. Been using it nonstop for 4 days

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5 years

Low lethality, no need to panic Newspaper article on Spanish flu which infected 500 million #coronavirus

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2 years

Remember when the Restoration Hardware CEO said it was looking pretty crashy and twitter laughed at him about his $10,000 couches? A lot of you owe him an apology ☺️

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3 years

Lol this u?

Hedgeye

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3 years

2/ We are appalled to learn that Fed presidents have been daytrading all along, while pumping asset prices sky high and gaslighting Americans into believing that inflation is temporary, or that "it isn't too bad if you discount all the things you need to survive".

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2 years

Imagine losing your job at an AUTOMOTIVE company because your 35 year old CFO lost $500 million on Bitcoin

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@GrainSurgeon

5 years

We lost a pregnancy at 8 weeks Nobody even knew yet because it's early We didn't even want another one But the idea grows on you as things move along. So we are sad about it. It's easy to tell Twitter anonymously to get it off my chest. Thankfully we have 3 lovely kids

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3 years

Anybody heard from Raoul?

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5 months

So we're ignoring the -55% earnings and rallying on the model 2?

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3 years

Look I don't care if you got free PPP money. I care if you got free PPP money and then gripe about other people getting free money too.

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5 years

Raise your hand if you believe this

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3 years

Post truth era

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2 years

there are exceptions but my general rule is that any sport where you can grow a full beard and still compete is not really a sport. don't @ me

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Now leading the PGA Championship, John Daly

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🚨🚨🚨 PEOPLE'S MARKET DESK EXCLUSIVE 🚨🚨🚨 T ROWE PRICE FUNDS CUT $TSLA HOLDINGS ANOTHER 79% IN Q1 AFTER 48% CUT IN Q4 OVER 3 MILLION SHARES TRIMMED FROM HOLDINGS,~7 MILLION IN LAST 6 MONTHS BLUE CHIP GROWTH FUND MANAGER FINALLY GETS THE MESSAGE $TSLAQ

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5 years

Listen up The WORLD is SHUT DOWN US, EUROPE, JAPAN, CHINA, KOREA, SINGAPORE, HONG KONG, AUSTRALIA, MIDDLE EAST This is going to be a severe global recession. It's sinking in. It will cut deep. A bad one. Get ready

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4 years

lost my job due to covid today

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3 years

One very small thing Americans can do to help, like the smallest possible thing, is to use E85 fuel if your car allows it. We import oil from Russia but not corn!

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5 years

So does a $32 barrel of crude oil include the barrel?

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2 years

So I guess one idea is be careful of believing any pithy idea will work

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6 years

1/ In this thread I will attempt to provide some insight into Tesla's customer service problems. Summary: Tesla customers in the lurch are not a "foolish oversight"; we've seen this movie before; "let fires burn" is part of Musk's (and Silicon Valley's) playbook. Read on. $TSLAQ

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2 years

"Dad what is long term investing?" "That's when you buy a stock and it goes down right away"

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2 years

Cathie, if you are blaming the Fed for the hard times, are you going to credit them for the good times? Or was that all your trading and battle tested modelling prowess?

Cathie Wood

@CathieDWood

2 years

The Fed seems to be worried more about its legacy than the economy: it is ignoring deflationary and dangerous signals. Relying on lagging inflation indicators like the CPI, Fed Governor Waller is calling for another hike of 0.75% in July.

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@eeberquist and tips and service fees and convenience fees and processing fees and delivery fees and tips and tips

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3 years

For chrissake man, this one is yours too?

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@anothercohen yes i see your point but also, 30 people didn't turn on their laptop for a month?

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@dbio66 What are you talking about, they were brutalizing him from the moment he pulled over Cop came out of his cruiser with his gun already drawn

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5 years

CEO travels to Shanghai, develops strange symptoms....

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AMAZON LAYING OFF 50,000 PEOPLE

*Walter Bloomberg

@DeItaone

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AMAZON TO CONVERT MOST JOBS ADDED DURING PANDEMIC TO PERMANENT AMAZON SAYS IT WILL KEEP 125,000 OF 175,000 JOBS ADDED DURING PANDEMIC $AMZN

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3 years

For chrissake man, this one is yours too?

jim iuorio

@jimiuorio

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Forgiving student loans is moronic policy. Not a shred of cogent economic argument in support of it…if you take the other side please be considerate enough to admit that you just want money..

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BREAKING: Musk currently writing statement of support for Elon Musk on behalf of $TSLA board. $TSLAQ

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5 years

@DJJudd did you also see her violating election laws by campaigning inside the polling location?

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4 years

Lin Wood is full QAnon

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4 years

It's official: COVID has beat Ohio State more times than Michigan under Jim Harbaugh

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6 years

🔮 $TSLAQ Was Right 🔮 We've been called every name in the book, we've been doxxed, ridiculed, and doubted. But in my time here, I've learned that WHEN $TSLAQ SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MUSK'S EMPIRE, BELIEVE THEM! Here is a collection of examples in which $TSLAQ was right

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3 years

The most amazing thing about tether is that they're doing this incredible fraud right in plain sight, even the NY AG published it, and yet it just keeps going and going.

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It's widely suspected that many exchanges are receiving large deliveries of unbacked tethers, using them to wash trade with themselves for bitcoin to drive up demand, and thus the synthetically inflate the price. This is illegal in other markets. (21/) .

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This chart is about to absolutely moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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@RossTuckerNFL

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🚨🍨🚨🍨🚨 SCOOOOOOOP FROM PEOPLE'S MORNING MARKET DESK T.ROWE FUNDS TRIM $TSLA HOLDINGS IN HALF IN Q4 2018 Including a 2 Million share dump by Tesla's top fund owner, Growth Stock Fund, and a 100% sell out by the Global Technology Fund! Net selloff: 3.5M shares $TSLAQ

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So $TSLA finished the Q with $2.2B cash but earned ~$1.8B revenue during the last 10 days???? What was cash balance on March 20? $TSLAQ

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6 years

For every person you refer to $TSLA, you'll earn one replacement part for your car. $TSLAQ

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Uber lost $5 BILLION DOLLARS IN A SINGLE QUARTER?!?! feel like they deserve an award for that. Tremendous accomplishment.

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1/24 Heads up $TSLAQ #TSLAQ . In this thread I will attempt to put to rest the idea that Tesla will make up the Q3 and Q4 shortfall by selling ZEV credits. Spoiler: They won't. There's a huge demand problem for Tesla ZEVs for the next couple years.

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SCOOP Remember Allianz, the EU Insurance company that won't insure Model 3s? Their asset managers also: - sold half a million shares of $TSLA - closed 800K shares worth of call options - bought puts on 2.4M shares

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Down from 12L of oxygen to 5L. Doctors happy today, hoping I go home by the weekend.

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"It doesn't exist." Saved you a click

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$TSLA is valued at $153,450 for every car it's ever sold.

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$TSLA is valued at $105,000 for every car it's ever sold

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Gotta say, china bankrupting its residential real estate sector to buy pig feed cheaper is 4D chess

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4 years

Today in history, chairman of federal reserve bank goes on national TV and brags about unlimited money printer. Seriously, the only reason for a tax code now is to reward and punish various participants. Not to fund the government

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Reflections from private island

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How many bankruptcies, margin calls, and fund explosions do we see this week?

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2 years

The weird thing is that real estate arbitrage with big data really makes good conceptual sense. Home value is derived from primarily a big set of data points, location, size, school, features, age, materials, etc. And all the data is available. Should be an easy ML model

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Home-flipper Opendoor lost money on 42% of the properties it sold in August after it failed to anticipate the housing market's slide

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I'll buy an entire case of hot pockets for the analyst who asks "what is your unrestricted cash balance right now?" On the $TSLA -> $TSLAQ earnings call.

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@AndreaCiannavei @ianbremmer They never complied with it

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touting CPAP machines as ventilators you donated to a hospital in crisis is peak Elon. He finds a new low every time.

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So a Tesla drove 35 miles with cameras mounted everywhere. @skabooshka was allegedly endangering the passengers with erratic aggressive driving Surely Tesla has video evidence of this encounter to prove their lawsuit. post it, easy peasy Right Elon? $TSLAQ

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Omg, my 5 year old legitimately choked at breakfast, I had to Heimlich her and everything. That was terrifying, but thankfully she's fine. Can I encourage you to take a little time to review and practice first aid in your house? especially if you have kids at home

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I hear Elon demanded a fully designed robot to be ready for AI Day ON MONDAY OF THAT WEEK Which will surprise no one Which is why we got the costume $tsla $tslaq

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"demand for model 3 is insanely high..." So I'm closing all the stores and launching a new model $tsla $tslaq

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3 years

Imagine calling for a global famine based on fertilizer prices without analyzing a single crop budget

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Last night at 1am I was awake and went into a minor spiral about a food crisis, $130 oil, housing prices and the 2008 crash, started to wonder if I should buy some big bags of flour and somehow store gasoline My conclusion is that I should probably turn off twitter for awhile

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Think @TeslaCharts is crazy with #ExplainTheVINS ? Check out this BMW press blast from a few days ago. Based on BMW's reported 2018 deliveries and market share (using IHS registrations data), Tesla registered maybe 190K cars in 2018 vs. 245K reported deliveries. $TSLA $TSLAQ

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Dad's neighbor died of covid. He took care of dad who doesn't get around well. Cut his grass, took out the trash, etc. 45ish yrs old, ex-marine, left behind wife and 2 teenage kids. His name was John.

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my manager (a woman) was surprised by my haircut on a zoom and blurted out a compliment, then 2 minutes later messaged me to apologize for mentioning it, i think she was afraid she crossed a line. she mentioned that could be a report to HR. what have we done to ourselves

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@S3lvah @ThomasIsOnline @DJJudd

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6 years

That Citron research report was like posting a December sales chart and claiming Michael Buble is dominating the music industry. $tslaq

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In seriousness, Robinhood letting inexperienced traders have unlimited funds is every criticism of 2019, the bubble, tech Bros, silicon valley, and late stage capitalism wrapped up in a nice little package

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Here's my covid story to date. My wife and I both have increased risk factors so we took it super careful from the get go. Luckily we both work at home so no big deal. Unfortunately our daughter started kindergarten this year and we knew after day 1 that we wanted real school

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SCOOP: Tesla suspends Model 10Q in effort to simplify production. In a tweet, Tesla Nothing Elon Musk says the 10Q was confusing authorities so Tesla decided to accelerate the cheaper 8K variant instead. Musk says 10Q coming in 3 mo maybe, 6 mo definitely $TSLAQ

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A story in 4 tweets I'm rolling

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5 years

Last 4 musk reveals: - boring tunnel. Realish but super dumb - model Y: clay model and a lifted model 3 - neuralink: fake. Just a guy in a lab coat who Elon interrupts - solar roof v3: not even a live event, just a phone call. No product. Guessing there's no truck $tslaq

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@TiffanySonterre @AmandaTab1963 @ImpossibleFoods A cow is meat It is made by eating plants

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2 years

Hot take: the Atlas trading people will settle the charges, pay a big fine, and will walk away multi millionaires

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@mh_pgh C'mon man

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I'M CALLING FOR A TOTAL AND COMPLETE SHUTDOWN OF ALL SELLING UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

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There have been many, many wild, jawdropping, unbelievable moments in the $TSLAQ saga, But this one has to be one of the most unbelievable.

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Interesting story, seems like a lot of work for $25k cash flow and a one time $100k cash out

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@sweatystartup

2 years

I bought a self storage facility in October 2019 for $472,000. Today it's worth over $1 million. Here's how we did it: The property is 11,450 square feet and has 67 units. When we bought it 51 units were rented and it had $6,130 on the rent roll. We borrowed $375k from a bank

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$TSLA sales crash Jan 2019 H/T: @cppinvest and @PlugInFUD how'd i do, TC @TeslaCharts

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@GrainSurgeon

2 years

everyone has their line. dude finally crossed mine.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.

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List of US businesses who might deserve a bailout: - Restaurants

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@RichLightShed Maybe they should try sports

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So wait There's no pictures of the new solar roof? They're not in production yet? The tiles are over 3 feet long,? So basically a solar panel? But installations by highly trained professionals start next month? $TSLA👌

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Clearly $TSLA has to show a profit this quarter, right? I mean if you can't make money at 95k deliveries, when CAN you make money? Investors will be expecting a profit, won't they? $TSLAQ

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