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HOW TO LIVE? "Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"

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Little Johnny Boy A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”. After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No,

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A Universal Philosophical Refutation A philosopher once had the following dream. First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, "Could you give me a fifteen-minute capsule sketch of your entire philosophy?" To the philosopher's surprise, Aristotle gave him an

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Len and Jim worked for the same company. One day, Len lent Jim 20 dollars, but then Jim left his job and went to work in another town without paying Len back his 20 dollars. Len did not see Jim for a year, and then he heard from another friend that Jim was in town and staying at

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TWO NUNS IN AN ALLEY Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical and the other one was known as Sister Logical. It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent. Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man

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A KIND LAWYER One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for

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Some Things You Just Can't Explain A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

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YOU’RE SMARTER ALREADY! A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear.

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WE’VE SAVED ENOUGH MONEY After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Darling, we've finally saved enough to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand new Jaguar?" she asked eagerly. "No," he replied, "a 1979 Jaguar."

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An opportunity There are a lot of different kinds of Christian groups in the world, and one of them decided that they would adopt the motto: "There are no problems, There are only opportunities. People think too much about dificulities which prevent them from doing good deeds",

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever.

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THE PRESIDENT OF VERY FEW WORDS President Calvin Coolidge, 30th U.S. president (1923 to 1929) was a man of very few words. One Sunday he went to church, but his wife, Grace, stayed home. When he returned, she asked, "Was the sermon good?" "Yup," was Coolidge's brief reply.

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The toilet phase: When I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet. I would flush McDonald’s toys I didn’t want anymore or change I had found in my room. the biggest and most hilarious thing I ever dumped was a gallon of milk. one day

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Would you please move your cars? It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: \"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.\" Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: \"Will

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A man entered a barber's shop with a boy of five or six years of age holding his hand. He was in a great hurry and he asked the barber to cut his hair first and later to cut the boy's hair. "He can wait, I want you to cut my hair first," he said. The barber did as he was told

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IRREPLACEABLE My six-year-old grandson called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. "But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said

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Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life. – James Francis Byrnes

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