In Stockholm last night surprise guest Woody Allen joined Taylor Swift onstage and played the clarinet during her hit song Cruel Summer.
Much to the delight of her screaming fans!
From the Archive: Elvis Presley (Kissin Cousins) eats burger during a performance in Vegas.
For his encore the Clambake star would attempt to eat a giant cheeseburger in under 30 minutes. Sources say he succeeded every time, to the delight of his teenybopper fans.
Ringo Starr (Beatles) has spent 70000 dollars on Steam games this year so far. "I don't even play the bloody things", said the Tank Engine star "I just like looking at the pictures"
COCAINE FRENZY
Hollywood bad boy Tim Allen in the midst of a wild cocaine binge this past week in Malibu. Dick Dreyfus and Ringo Starr also said to be present but unseen.
Leonardo DiCaprio has passed his 6 week probationary period and is now a full time barman in McCaffreys Bar, Tralee, Co. Kerry Ireland
"Slainte" said the Marvin's Room star
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After a humorous mix up James Corden has been accidentally buried alive in upstate NY by bungling Mafia hitmen
A spokesperson for the Mafia said "Ay what are you gonna do?"
Former Seinfeld star Kramer has been spotted spraying neighborhood pooches with his garden hose.
"We don't know why he's doing it" said a source close to Kramer
In his latest stunt Tom Cruise jumped out of a plane that had not yet taken off resulting in the Cocktail star severely damaging his knees on the runway
In Manhattan today Louis CK (pictured) surprised passersby with an impromptu demonstration of his new flute.
A source close to the Funnyman said "He has lost his marbles"
Irish Eyes Are Smiling!
Actor Stephen Rea spotted having lunch with Taylor Swift.
Could this be the beginning of a beautiful "friendship" or will Swift leave Rea playing the crying game?
JFK RETURNS
Former US President John F Kennedy is alive and well and working as head taster at Del Ray Egg Corp.
When asked about his assassination and subsequent burial Kennedy stated "I was a practical joke that got out of hand"
Ringo Starr(Beatles) pictured playing Chess with a Chimpanzee.
Despite being scientifically incapable of understanding the game the Chimp trounced Starr 7 - 0.
"Bloody clever monkey", remarked Ringo
From his underground hole Tom Hanks declares himself a Sovereign Citizen. He no longer accepts the jurisdiction of the Federal Government and Law. More on this story as we get it.
MAHER BORN AGAIN
Bill Maher performing cardinal duties at Century City Monastery. Maher has quickly risen through the ranks after joining the church Monday.
WELCOME BACK, RICKLES
Recently brought back to life through unknown means, insult comic Don Rickles gives birth to son after experimental procedure at Del Rey Labs.
J LO PAINTS TOWN RED!!
New divorcee Jennifer Lopez enjoys a five star dinner with mysterious new beau. Whispers allude that the unknown hunk may have ties to the Del Rey Corp.
Adding more fuel split rumors with J Lo (Jennifer Lopez) Hollywood bad boy Affleck has been seen having eggs with country singer Reba McIntyre.
Meaning unknown
BABY SIPS
Justin Timberlake seen eagerly enjoying various liquors and spirits on Independence Day. “With these little bottles I can’t get drunk -as opposed to if it was one big bottle. Everyone knows that.” We wish Justin a safe drive home, underneath the fireworks.
President Egg?
After months of speculation the Del Ray Egg Party have officially named Mr Egg as their candidate for the US Presidental Election
Mr Egg (pictured) is a product of the Del Ray Egg Labs in Tehama and will be the first egg clone to run for national office
U2 Front man Bono stands proudly in front of his new Mazda 3 at Mall of Georgia Mazda. Rumors swirl of a U2 Special Edition vehicle. “You can’t beat their reliability” Bono said.
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
Al Pacino reborn as baby in Des Moines, Iowa in world's first pre-death reincarnation.
Sources close to the little Pacino say he plans to keep his father close and his mother even closer!
MORE MISSING STARS
Martin Short’s twin, Alvin Short, hangs posters alerting users that Martin is missing alongside Steve Martin. We wonder…what’s going on?
Cool Hand… Paul?
Keyboardist Paul Shaffer labors diligently under the sun on community service from prison.
May 2024. Leaked photo.
Central Mississippi Correctional Facility.
WHERE’S YOLKO?
Lana Del Rey stuns in red dress, with John Lennon in Buckingham Palace. Lennon appears not to have aged at all since disappearing from the public eye in 1980.
MIRREN BY THE SEA
Screen legend Dame Helen Mirren has become one with a clam’s shell, thanks to new advancements at Del Rey Labs.
“I’m enjoying my new body/home,” Mirren is said to have to stated.
Spotted in Hollywood.
Clint Eastwood enjoys Eggs and Gravy with close friend Taylor Swift at swanky Manhattan restaurant.
'Peepin' Tom Hanks watches through window.
Meaning behind?
Hollywood Heartthrob DiCaprio (Grape) has decided to hang up his acting boots and focus on his dream of being a full time ventriloquist.
DiCaprio and his dummy Happy Dan will be appearing in Dubuque, Iowa at The Comedy Bar Feb 2nd to Feb 5th. Tickets available now
11:13 AM
Bombshell!
Tom Hanks recovering in intensive care after being shot by Paul McCartney in apparent "hunting accident".
McCartney claims he just thought Hanks was a fox in a foxhole.
McCartney has been arrested pending further questioning.
3:40 PM
MARTIN IS MISSING!
Milk cartons in and around Malibu bear the face of comedian Steve Martin. He’s gone missing from his residence and we wonder where he could be. Police, thus far, have no leads.
EGG PODS
Hollywood comic Jim Carrey models the new Egg Pods, the latest invention from Del Rey Lab Corp. The pods broadcast the soothing sounds of sizzling eggs to the listener’s ear.
DAY-LEWIS FOUND!
The acclaimed thespian has been found safe and sound and is relaxing with a hamburger at Eddie Rocket’s in Dublin. “Feels good to be home,” Day-Lewis remarked between bites.