I'm back.
Just when you think everything’s going okay, you get gorped in the face. But that’s okay; sometimes you need to get gorped every now and then to realize this world isn’t always fair.
Gorples is a representation of those who’ve been screwed over in life and still want
It's my honor to present General Gorp with this medal in recognition of his exemplary service and bravery.
On behalf of a grateful Gorpopolis, this marks our 14th decorated war medal, celebrating our success in getting listed on
@CoinMarketCap
.
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GORPLES TAKE OVER AMA.
It's time to rally up and protest!
Bring your best protesting butts to the Spaces, the time has come for Gorples.
July 4th - 2pm UTC
Gorples isn't launching a new token, we're reviving $BORPA from those who tried to kill it.
Solana: BorpaZo2RdiYcriLJu2GRefZdgQPmv63nA8jsVVsMV7W
ETH: 0xff33a6b3dc0127862eedd3978609404b22298a54
BNB: 0x0002bcdaf53f4889bf2f43a3252d7c03fe1b80bc
Arbitrum:
My daddy’s final words before he left were, “this time is different.”
Ever since, I’ve had sleepless nights trying to figure out what he meant.
But now, it doesn’t matter—something about this time does feel different. I’m ready for what’s coming.
1000 Sol Buyback!
That’s right. Some Hippie Gorples were too zoned out from our unclaimed public round (overflow) and left their ineligible Solana behind—so we’re putting it to good use and buying back $GORPLE tokens.
We’ve flexed over 300 Sol in buys just to show we aren’t
The Gorples are trading live on Tron Network.
After devouring the crystals, even those juicy blue cheeks started leaking red - so much power coursing through.
His Excellency would be beaming with pride.
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The Gorples have joined the TRON network.
Rumor has it they’ve never seen a gem this shiny before.
But word on the street is if they can chew it, they'll ascend to full excellency status.
A legacy decades in the making.
Gorpool and Gorperine taking on the universe, leaving the audience bricked up by their juicy abs.
It doesn’t get much better than this.
Temptation is the fall of empires.
Especially when it comes in the form of blonde baddies.
Margot Gorpie has Gorples on their knees, ready to risk their entire portfolios.
There’s no greater pain in life than watching your beautiful Gorplina get stolen by someone else.
Especially when it’s those tube riding bad boy surfers.
Seriously, who even wears sunglasses while surfing?
When the city sleeps, there’s only one Gorp standing between them and the bears.
Meet Tren Arms—known for doing 78 supersets of bicep curls into tricep extensions.
Though, for some reason, his right arm is way bigger than his left…
She’s the baddest of them all.
Just don’t touch or look at any other Gorplinas, and you’ll stay out of the doghouse.
This week’s art contest is “Warriors.”
Gorples on
@Arbitrum
.
Our noble knights over at
@CamelotDEX
have opened the gates, letting you stack up your $GORPLE bags by providing liquidity to the chosen pairs.
Who’s ready to joust in the Gorple Games?
Hung like a Gorp, the size of my blade rivals only my... other assets.
Let’s just hope the Shadow Minister doesn’t make the bath too cold before I charge into battle.
@LordDurden
Price going up is the best form of marketing and Gorples have PHDs in price up.
+ we have a beautiful ponzified financial game to boost liquidity in 10 days