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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
Today's the big day. Your chance to have your copy of ARSENAL: THE COMPLETE RECORD signed by Arsenal legends Charlie George, @RoyalArsenalMRA @JoshJJames78 & me at: Waterstones Leadenhall Market 12.30 - 13.30 And @TheTollington 17.00 to 18.30
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RIP Maria. Gooner through and through.
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3 years
Gabriel Martinelli has the honour of scoring Arsenal's 7000th goal in the top flight of English league football.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
5 years
If Arsenal can't take Mkhitaryan to Baku for the Europa League final then the only fair solution is for Chelsea to have leave one of their players in England. I nominate Eden Hazard.
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1 year
Arsenal have gone the whole season without having a player sent off for the first time since 1989-90.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
With 5 games to go, Arsenal haven't had a player sent off this season. If they can avoid a red card in those remaining games it will be the first time this has happened since 1989-90.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
8 years
Overstating the situation somewhat!
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6 years
Arsenal are now safe from relegation. Another season in the top flight 👍 #Arsenal100
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
*Kieran Tierney is the 52nd Scottish player to make 50 league appearances for The Arsenal.
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Carol Radull
3 years
Kieran Tierney became the first Scottish player to make 50 league appearances for Arsenal. #TheGamePlan
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
@steinkobbe @clockendsniper First they came for those who set up sex trafficking rings in Romania, and I did not speak out...
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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
Congratulations to The @Arsenal Football Club. Guaranteed 100 consecutive years in the top flight of English football. The first team to achieve this feat.
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7 years
Arsenal only need a draw against Stoke tomorrow to guarantee their place in the Premier League next season. If that happens, they will be the first English club to have been in the top flight for 100 consecutive years.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
100 years ago today @Arsenal , along with Chelsea, were elected to the First Division of the Football League. Today they become the first football team ever to celebrate 100 years of continued membership of the top flight. Pray thanks to Sir Henry Norris & Jimmy Catton #Arsenal100
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Andy Kelly 🌍
7 years
It's nice to know that the next time we see Sanchez playing, he'll be more likely to be passing to Arsenal players than usual.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
Arsenal's recent form with Martin Atkinson refereeing. He sent off Granit Xhaka v Manchester City and Thomas Partey v Liverpool. He's not sent off an Arsenal opponent in the last 24 Arsenal games he's been in charge of.
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5 years
All Arsenal fans at the game today should show their support for Granit Xhaka by singing his song on 34 minutes. #TeamXhaka #ARSWOL
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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So, I watched @rickygervais ' #Armageddon yesterday. It seemed to me that he was trying so hard to be offensive that he forgot he was also supposed to be funny. I've been around the block and can take anything as long as it's funny. 1/2
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@SoVeryBritish Following on from 16. Speed walking to the departure gate as soon as it is announced and wondering how the rest of the passengers got there before you.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
7 years
Arsenal were always going to win the first ABBA penalty shoot out.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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@TheAdrianDurham 1. City weren't formed before Arsenal. 2. The whole of that Man City team that won that 1904 FA Cup, the manager & directors were subsequently banned by the FA.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
Just been told that former Arsenal goalkeeper Alan Miller sadly passed away earlier today. RIP Alan.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
2 years
On this day in 1886 the members of Dial Square Cricket Club held a smoking concert. During this event it was decided to form a football team. Dial Square Football Club would eventually become the club now known as The Arsenal. Happy Birthday @Arsenal 🎂
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
Arsenal: the first and only European Super League champions.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
11 months
Just a reminder that what Manchester City are being investigated for is not the same as what Everton have been found guilty of. Manchester City are being investigated for financial irregularities, effectively hiding financial information from the PL. 1/2
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2 years
A couple of people have asked about unused substitutes for Arsenal, especially regarding Matt Smith and if he has been an unused sub the most times for Arsenal without playing a first team game. I've now totted them all up and have the figures for your delectation. 1/7
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
If you think the statue of Edward Colston has divided the nation, wait until Arsenal erect one of Arsene Wenger.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
I've just heard that Arsenal historian Fred Ollier has passed away aged 92. He inspired me to start keeping records of Arsenal games. RIP Fred.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
7 years
Brighton and their damned oil money.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
In 1988-89 Arsenal beat Newcastle 1-0 home & away, and Middlesbrough 1-0 away. Both of those teams were relegated at the end of the season. You might want to go and check where Arsenal finished that season as I very much doubt that you know.
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Ahmed
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1-0 vs Watford and Norwich at home is poor.
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@laazarini7 Aah, someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word "franchise" nor enough about football history to know the meaning of "original". Just copies what someone else writes ✅
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@DazBlue69 @laazarini7 Arsenal joined the League in 1893, Norris didn't become involved with Arsenal until 1910. How did he bribe Arsenal into the League 17 years before he became involved with them? Did he have a TARDIS?
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Andy Kelly 🌍
5 months
The truth hurts.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
2 years
After yesterday's game, Sky showed Arsenal's upcoming fixtures and said we've got a hard run coming with absolutely no sense of irony that our opponents have got to play the team that is 7 points clear at the top.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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OK, so I looked at the IFAB Laws of the Game and these are the only mentions of goals being celebrated. Nothing in the Laws about excessive celebrating by managers. The FA are just making it up.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
2 years
Nice to see Arsenal players wearing black armbands for Steve Rowley.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
Tottenham Hotspur's last league title win is nearer to the reign of Queen Victoria than it is to today.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
Congratulations to Jakub Kiwior, the 532nd Arsenal player to score a competitive first team game goal for the club. (HT @hente_afsc )
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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We've been recognising "heritage numbers" at Arsenal for years. It's on the wall in a meeting room at the training ground On The Arsenal Collection website since before 2018 In the Complete Record book published in 2018 In the Arsenal handbook We lead, they follow.
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@N5Librarian
𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧
11 months
Should the @Arsenal do this?
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
Welcome Martin Odegaard - the 879th player to play a competitive first team game for The Arsenal.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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This is far more serious than breaching FFP. Historically, this has seen clubs relegated or even expelled from the League. It has also seen directors banned from the game. Pretty much every club investigated by the FA, EFL or PL for this has been found guilty. 2/2
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Andy Kelly 🌍
2 years
@dannywallace @LordAshcroft He goes to another trading bank, you wouldn't know him.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
5 years
I'm no royalist but... Prince Harry served his country for 10 years and did two tours of Afghanistan. What did Piers Morgan do for his country when they were at war? He can keep his trap shut.
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Tottenham fans: how can Arsenal fans sing North London Forever when they are from South London? Also Tottenham fans: 🎶Glory, glory Tottenham Hotspur 🎶
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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I really couldn't give a toss if we win the next 8 league games 1-0, with only 20% possession and each goal going on off Kai Havertz's arse after pinballing around in the opponents' penalty area. The neutrals can stick their beautiful game where the sun don't shine.
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Pat Rice and members of David Danskin's family at the service to unveil the headstone placed on the grave of @Arsenal 's founder ar London Road cemetery in Coventry.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
Just don't get the tube to the game.
@FrankKhalidUK
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1 year
I think it might time Vinicius Jr to come to the Premier League, gets much more respect here. Would love him at Chelsea.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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@toadmeister @DukesFarmGedd @emmavj There may be two bell curves but I can only see one bell end.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
OTD 1887 Royal @Arsenal played their first ever home game, on Plumstead Common. This was also their first game after changing their name from Dial Square. They beat local rivals Erith 6-1 who were playing their first ever game. No other details of the game have been found.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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In the recent programme for the Arsenal v Chelsea game Thierry Henry reminisced about the Invincible season. He had this to say about the run up to the game at White Hart Lane. That final sentence 😂😂😂
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Andy Kelly 🌍
10 months
Text message to @goonermk1 earlier this evening.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
One of the things of being a football fan is taking great delight in your rivals being beaten and really taking the piss, no matter how bad your team is doing. If you haven't got that level of partisanship, do you really support your team?
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
Welcome Cedric Soares, the 871st player to play a competitive first team game for @Arsenal . Here's the rest in chronological order.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
WE'RE STAYING UP! Arsenal are mathematically safe from relegation this season.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
In early 1990 London Underground started rolling out digital signage on its platforms. @GoonerFanzine didn't waste any time making it (fairly) topical.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
Todd Boehly has asked the Premier League if the three goals Chelsea conceded today can be amortised across their next three games so they actually won today's game.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
5 years
The unveiling of David Danskin's headstone. #Arsenal #AFC
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Andy Kelly 🌍
7 years
I've looked through all of the replies. I can't find any that are anti-Semitic or homophobic. One person called him a c**t, which is standard fare on twitter. Surely a Daily Mail journalist wouldn't say something that wasn't true?
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Adam Crafton
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Re this: I picked a team. Arsenal won. I look a bit silly. Congrats to Arsenal. But since they tweeted it to 12m people, I've had all-day harassment on here, including anti-Semitic, homophobic abuse & people wishing me dead. I can handle it but would not advise clubs repeat this.
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Invincibility isn't for everyone.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
It's absolutely nothing to do with £1bn-£2bn chucked at it.
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 🐝 Reset
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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@contactMarc @rickygervais Some of it was funny, I'll admit that I laughed out loud a few times but a fair chunk of it was lazy, out of date and had me thinking "I don't get it". Can you explain the "spitting in the handicapped kid's face" joke? What was the actual joke?
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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The end of an era after 50 years as an employee of The @Arsenal . Best wishes for your retirement, David.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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For those of us who remember football before 1992... Wright scored his first 20 league goals in 28 games. Ted Drake did it 21 games. Ronnie Rooke did it in 20 games.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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If Manchester City win their fourth title in a row today you have to hand it to Pep for getting 115% out of his players every game.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
10 months
Happy birthday to George Graham, the man who restored Arsenal's pride. Also, the only man to win a league title, FA Cup, League Cup and European trophy as both a player and manager.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
@TheTollington A sensible decision. Once it is safe and you reopen, I'll be there.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
4 years
Gabriel is the first Arsenal player to score on his debut since...Cedric Soares just two months ago!
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Andy Kelly 🌍
1 year
With 5 games to go, Arsenal haven't had a player sent off this season. If they can avoid a red card in those remaining games it will be the first time this has happened since 1989-90.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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@WeareManC1ty The story of bribery in 1919 was fabricated in 1969 by a Tottenham-supporting journalist which has been parroted since without any evidence. Telling the same lie over and over again will never make it true.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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On 13 October 1919, Leeds City were expelled from the Football League and, shortly after, dissolved. Their crime? The directors refused to allow the Football Association from inspecting their financial records after it was suspected they had illegally paid their players.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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@danhett @TallAsHerEyes To be fair, Chelsea were at home today.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
An update on the story of David Danskin's grave being found. Arsenal FC are fully aware of the situation and are in talks with the people in Coventry, and David's descendants whose wishes are paramount. Once I hear more, I'll let you know.
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5 years
Clueless.
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@karljordinson @BBCBreaking Wait until you hear about Sir Elton John and Sir Cliff Richard.
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How to get to Arsenal's new ground (Evening News, 23rd August 1913).
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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
86 years ago today, Gillespie Road underground station was renamed "Arsenal (Highbury Hill)". #Arsenal100
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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David Danskin, the founder of #Arsenal Football Club was born on this day 154 years ago. Thank you David.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
3 years
RIP Paul Mariner. A proper old school centre-forward (and emergency centre-half!). Revitalised Arsenal at the end of 1983-84 and was part of great attacking team at the start of 1984-85.
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At this stage last season Arsenal were: 5th in the Premier League Had qualified for the Europa League with one game left Were in the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup Not knocking Unai Emery in any way, just putting a bit of perspective on things.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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130 years ago today, #Arsenal played its first ever game of football. Under the name Dial Square they beat Eastern Wanderers 6-0 at Millwall
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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The most famous match between @Arsenal and @BrentfordFC was played on 6 May 1939. The game was filmed and footage was used in The Arsenal Stadium Mystery.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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What's that? You want me to write something to get clicks? I know just what to do... (Article from @AFSCLondon Gunflash 1958)
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@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
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‘Unhinged’ Mikel Arteta is compromising Arsenal’s title charge with emotional outbursts. ✍️ @LukeEdwardsTele #TelegraphFootball | #Gunners
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Former players on coaching staff (first team & academy) Man Utd - 1 Man City - 2 Chelsea - 3 Liverpool - 1 Sp*rs - 2 Arsenal - 8
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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Arsenal's hero of Turin Paul Vaessen would have been 55 today. Rest in peace, Paul.
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Congratulations @Arsenal 10,000 goals in competitive first team games
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Andy Kelly 🌍
2 years
Sorry to have heard that Terry Neill has passed away aged 80. Arsenal's youngest ever captain who went on to manage the team and took them to four cup finals in three seasons. RIP Terry.
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You've got to feel for Luton, haven't you? Actually, no, they got everything they deserved for all those cynical fouls.
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@LNobbins Who did they bribe?
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4 years
"3-0 at Zagreb"
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Arsenal have scored 88 PL goals this season, equaling their best ever in the PL (2022-23). The last time they scored more in a season was 90 in 1963-64
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Enzo getting Arsenal mixed up with Chelsea.
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@Gooner_AK Arsenal got into the football league of the back of bribe Andy buddy xoxo
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Seeing as it's that time for that lot up the road to start whining about how hard done by they were over 100 years ago (when we really know they weren't), I thought I'd write a thread (on X!) about how grateful Tottenham Hotspur fans should be to Arsenal AND Henry Norris. 1/12
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Andy Kelly 🌍
6 years
All you supposed ITKs that are saying that Arsenal did a U-turn or that Arteta turned down Arsenal, do you really think that that happened and Arsenal then panicked and did a deal with Emery within a couple of hours? Fantasists, the lot of you.
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We received a 1⭐ review on Amazon for Arsenal: The Complete Record. However, looking at Stuart's other reviews I can only surmise that the book's hefty size makes it difficult to get a good swing on it.
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If the name of the person at Arsenal that tweeted the Mesut Ozil gif ever gets out, they will never have to pay to get drunk ever again. #IStandWithTheArsenalTwitterAdmin
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@MascotSilence @Gunnersaurus @ThistleMascot Here's the story of how Gunnersaurus came to be. It's well worth a read.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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Arsenal have had three company secretaries since 1956: Bob Wall (1956 - 1972) Ken Friar (1972 - 1997) David Miles (1997 - 2021) Between them they have 166 years of association with Arsenal: Wall - 46 years Friar - 70 years Miles - 50 years #longevity
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3 years
Good to see a return to a traditional cannon on the new @Arsenal away shirt.
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Andy Kelly 🌍
11 years
I guess offside rule doesn't count at Anfield http://t.co/RQ2igTjRFu
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Dixon, Adams, Bould, Winterburn.
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Name a more iconic quartet. I'll wait. 👑💗💍
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I've been asked who scored the other landmark goals: 1000 - Len Thompson 27/10/1928 2000 - Reg Lewis 15/03/1947 3000 - Ken Barnes (Man City og) 23/01/1960 4000 - Alex Cropley 11/10/1975 5000 - Paul Merson 31/03/1992 6000 - Cesc Fabregas 02/09/2007
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Andy Kelly 🌍
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Gabriel Martinelli has the honour of scoring Arsenal's 7000th goal in the top flight of English league football.
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