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Glastonbury Festival news, rumours and line-up info. This account is not affiliated to Glastonbury Festival.

Pilton, Somerset
Joined March 2009
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4 years
This is where I should be right now.
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5 years
It's held on a dairy farm and half the people there have Scouse accents.
@Stoko90
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5 years
@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Glastonbury is for vegans and the cast of Made in Chelsea.
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5 years
Kylie on the Glastonbury line-up is Kylie Minogue, not Kylie Jenner. I didn't think that would need to be clarified, but that's the world we now live in.
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@GlastoWatch
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6 years
One year to go!
@GlastoCountdown
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6 years
365 Days and 0 Hours Until Glastonbury 2019!
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@GlastoWatch
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6 years
Happy birthday Michael Eavis, 83 today.
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5 years
No, not you.
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5 years
@GlastoWatch Hello, are we able to use this photo with a credit?
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5 years
I'd call that a plus for Glastonbury.
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5 years
What did you wake up in, a TARDIS? That's a Daily Mail photo from 2014.
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
Happy birthday Glastonbury Festival, 47 today. On this day in 1970, this happened...
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6 years
It's amazing how so many people who have never set foot on Worthy Farm, are now experts on who is and who isn't qualified to headline the Pyramid Stage.
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4 years
Don't be lulled into a false sense of security. Just because Chris Martin isn't listed on the line-up, doesn't mean he won't pop up with his guitar on a stage near you.
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4 years
I'm disappointed that I'm going to miss all the Carole Baskin flags at Glastonbury this year.
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4 years
This is going to be a painful month.
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4 years
Hoping it rains 24-28 June. If the weather's good, it'll feel so much worse.
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4 years
If you're trying to recreate Glastonbury at home today, make sure you get the sound right.
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5 years
It's strange that those who have the strongest opinions about Glastonbury are the ones who've never been.
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4 years
I don't think you know many people who go to Glastonbury.
@KathyStMarks
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@BBCNews I am sure Glastonbury is the last thing on people’s minds at the moment.
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9 years
Glastonbury is this month! http://t.co/2W2lboNItq
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5 years
Before everyone asks, Glastonbury 2020 tickets are expected to go on sale 6th October. The date will be confirmed nearer the time.
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5 years
They are like female orgasms. Some people are regularly successful, while others fail miserably every time.
@codgeee
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5 years
Do Glastonbury tickets exist or are the a myth like the tooth fairy, Father Christmas and female orgasms ?
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6 years
Who's prepared for ticket day?
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@GlastoWatch
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4 years
Those were the days.
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5 years
This time next week, some of you will already be in the car parks and campervan fields waiting for the Glasto gates to open in the morning.
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5 years
Glastonbury begins tomorrow!
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7 years
One added bonus of Corbyn coming to Glasto, is the effect it has on Daily Mail readers.
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@GlastoWatch
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8 years
Happy birthday Michael Eavis, 81 today.
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4 years
Some of you should've been in the East Campervan Fields with a BBQ and some ciders on the go by now.
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@GlastoWatch
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4 years
When you get back from the pub and try reading the Glastonbury line-up poster.
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4 years
Please be patient and not harass @glastonbury @emilyeavis @seetickets for answers. The whole events industry is in turmoil at the moment, and I'm sure they all have their plates full. They'll make an announcement when they're ready.
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
Glasto is this month!
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8 years
We now have the definitive Glastonbury forecast.
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5 years
Wakey wakey wannabe Glasto ticket buyers. Grab a coffee and limber up your fingers. It's the most important morning of the year.
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5 years
Happy 84th birthday Michael Eavis.
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7 years
Glastonbury starts tomorrow!
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5 years
We got there eventually.
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5 years
For you Glastonbury virgins who've heard about the legendary long-drops, but still don't know what to expect. This is what they're like. - If you're of a sensitive disposition, or have children near you, it'll probably be wise not to enlarge the image.
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4 years
If you're struggling to find hand sanitiser, check your Glasto kit. You may have some left over from the summer that you've forgotten about.
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7 years
While Jeremy Corbyn's talking to us at Glasto, Theresa May will also be on site, talking to security, stage riggers, and the fence erectors.
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Yeah, it's going to be tough with only another 100 stages to choose from, I really don't know what I'm going to do.
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@GlastoWatch
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5 years
So, we've got an Endless Love, Diana Ross & Chris Martin duet to look forward to.
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7 years
One month today!
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5 years
The gates to Glastonbury open one month from today!
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
If I don't turn up to Glasto, you'll probably find me locked in a padded cell rocking back and forth repeating the words "no glass allowed".
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
Instead of keeping your old wristbands on until they fall off, here's another use for them.
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5 years
Here's a tip, if you're going to dig up a several year old photo of Glastonbury to make a point about this year, don't pick one with the Pyramid Stage in the background. It's easy to see what year it was taken just by looking at it. Try harder next time.
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5 years
How many times have you walked down here?
@Doug__85
Ryan D
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The railway line looking amazing. #Glastonbury
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7 years
Glasto is next month!
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@GlastoWatch
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4 years
If you're planning to watch McCartney on the Pyramid Stage, you might find this useful for the singalong.
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@GlastoWatch
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4 years
This version of the Glastonbury 2020 line-up poster is easier to read.
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
Jeremy Corbyn's coming to Glasto.
@labourlewis
Clive Lewis MP
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Chuffed to be speaking on Sat June 24 at #Glastonbury2017 .Recharge your activism at the Leftfield tent with special gueststar @jeremycorbyn
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
Please direct all your Glasto questions to @GlastoInfo for the duration of the festival. I'm on holiday 😎
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5 years
If you haven't seen a Glastonbury Festival Wednesday morning pedestrian entry queue before, this is one.
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@GlastoWatch
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4 years
Stop lying, it's pathetic. You've used a photo from 4 years before Attenborough set foot in the festival. There are plenty of photos of after his visit, but they don't fit your agenda, do they? Your profile says "Conservative Against historical revisionism" - Oh, the irony.
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6 years
In 12 hours, some of you will have Glastonbury . Excited yet?
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4 years
This time next month, we'll b.......shit, sorry, I forgot.
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@GlastoWatch
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6 years
RIP Spider, you will be missed.
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7 years
In exactly one week, some of you will already be at Worthy Farm waiting for the gates to open.
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4 years
This'll be every pub in the country on the first day the pubs reopen.
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If you are of a nervous disposition, look away now. #dejavu
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@GlastoWatch
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5 years
80 million of Taylor Swift's 85 million Twitter followers have just googled "Glastonbury".
@taylorswift13
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I’m ecstatic to tell you that I’ll be headlining Glastonbury on its 50th anniversary - See you there! 💋
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6 years
Because it is.
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I didn't get a peep of the booking page. That was a tough one this year.
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Glastonbury starts today!
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Almost done.
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@GlastoWatch
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7 years
You haven't used the loos at Glasto before, have you?
@Onepiece
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Get Glasto-ready with a waterproof jumpsuit, as seen in @TeleFashion 📰
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DJing for the Sainsbury's queue below my window is the most fun I've had since Glastonbury. I need some more playlist suggestions that'll cheer people up. Already got songs like Don't Worry, Be Happy, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Happy (Pharrell), some Bob Marley etc.
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Two months today until Judgement Day!
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Get a new boyfriend for a start.
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What's the best part of Glastonbury? This is...
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This is one of the reasons why they call it The Scum. Apologies for the offensive image.
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David Attenborough.
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@GlastoWatch
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9 years
Only 96 days until Glastonbury 2016 tickets go on sale! (expected date)
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7 years
This is a beautiful example of the Glastonbury spirit. Well done @GlastoFest @emilyeavis
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8 years
Happy birthday Glastonbury Festival. The very first festival was held on this day in 1970.
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The expected date of the Glastonbury 2017 ticket sale is Sunday 2nd October 2016.
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6 years
In less than six hours, some of you will know that you're going to Glasto next year.
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I just popped into Sainsbury's downstairs, and the two security guys supervising the queue outside stopped me and asked if I'm going to put the music on today. "We want Bob Marley". #sainsburysqueueDJ
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Make the most of tonight, because next Saturday, most of you will probably be having an early night.
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Emily Eavis Announces Plastic Bottle Ban From Glastonbury Festival In 2019.
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The Pyramid Stage looks incredible this morning.
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If someone tries telling you that Glastonbury tickets are expensive, show the the price of Fleetwood Mac tickets. #1gigvs5dayfestival .
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When using the lavatory facilities at Glastonbury, please be aware that they're not as private as you may think they are.
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Glastonbury Festival donates hand sanitiser, gloves and masks to emergency services.
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