Sup friends I don’t have my old Twitter following for this, so I’d appreciate the retweet for your pal Pepper Pat. Sauces and Jams are live. Only shipping
A touring band, not making much money, decides to stay in an Airbnb for five nights while still being concerned about PROFITS.
You’re likely a trust fund musician that’s never had to sleep in a van parked by a Denny’s dumpster in a sketchy city. Probably has your bills paid.
If you told 17 year old me that 30 real old me would still be watching Ty n Joe rip a gig at Ridglea I'd be stoked but more confused by the hot sauce angle
The American govnerment hates American citizens.
The American government hates women.
The American government hates prosperity.
We live in hell. At some point we must have slipped into some fucked off parallel dimension where everything is hilariously, comically terrible.
I’m never this guy online, but I’m overwhelmed in the best way. I had given up on Pepper Pat, dove full into not giving a shit about anything at all. I came back and had a record sales day. I am so happy that y’all are still fuckin w/ my vision. No words could express it fully ❤️
Just got off the phone with Chance. He will be taking all of the thoughts and suggestions into consideration and will be moshing softer from now on :-)
I’m just about sold out. Holy shit. Already have more supplies coming in so I can keep rolling. All existing orders are packed and will be on the way Monday. Making, selling, and shipping this stuff is a crazy amount of work. Love it tbh.
Kinda hilarious to just be born in a place where the overlords hate their own citizens with a passion. They don't want anyone safe. They don't want anyone healthy. They don't want anyone happy or to prosper but will suck themselves off over capitalism.
White mutuals: What trend are we going with when we’re done with farmhouse/farm-to-table brunch aesthetic and rent-boosting gentrified expensive cookie places? Looking forward to brainstorming!
When I become president two things immediately illegal:
1. To-go containers that are just the paper circle and that foil bowl you gotta unfold and pinch back all fucked up
2. BITCH WORTHLESS June Bugs
Eat my entire ass Houston Astros and your shit talking fan base. Beating you on your own turf, absolutely fucking spanking you, is even sweeter than going to the World Series. Fuck you Astros, have fun watching the World Series!