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Genuine replies from 1880s and 1890s problem pages. Captions encouraged on Sunday only #GirlsOwnCC and comment (sarcastic or sweet) the rest of the week

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This is shameless fishing for compliments, but just switching to the 21st century to show you the cake I made for my friend’s son’s 40th party. The brief was “something very chocolatey”.
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You should never go out alone at seaside places, where there are scampish, ill-bred, forward men about, and rough excursionists, who are on the lookout for unchaperoned girls, and speak to them without introduction.
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I have a true horror to offer @70s_party from my mum’s 1960s recipe book. Spaghetti bolognese made with tinned spaghetti, cheddar, peas, and a packet of oxtail soup.
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@HistoryInPics Real (not documentary reconstruction) pictures of the crew here
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7 years
To obtain admission to the reading room, you must apply to the librarian, with a letter from a householder testifying to your respectability
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5 years
You should live generously, dress warmly, and take exercise in moderation. #NewYearResolutions
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Beware of that most objectionable mode of demonstrating sincerity described as “always speaking your mind” - you are not required to give your opinion on all occasions.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! I’d appreciate ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, encourage a friend to join in, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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9 months
An “old maid” is a term of reproach, but that any appropriation should be connected with an unmarried state is not only ungenerous, but unjust. True, some have grown eccentric from living alone, but amongst those despised women, some of the most beautiful characters may be found.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! ❤️this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage a friend to join in, give away ❤️s to all the captions that make you smile and include #GirlsOwnCC with your own caption.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! ❤️this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage a friend to join in, give away ❤️s to all the captions that make you smile and include #GirlsOwnCC with your own caption.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Always grateful for ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me and retweets to encourage a friend to join in. Give away ❤️s to all the captions that make you smile and include #GirlsOwnCC with your own caption.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! I’d appreciate ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, encourage a friend to join in, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! I’d appreciate ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, encourage a friend to join in, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
Beware of making yourself a nuisance by a doleful expression. When you enter a room, people should feel as if a gleam of sunshine had been let into it.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
Organ playing is not considered advisable for women. Strong, unmarried, middle-aged women may play the foot-keys without suffering from the unsuitable strain on the back and loins; but it is a risk if the instrument be a large one.
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@GirlsOwn
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1 year
Provided a wife can show reasonable belief the husband who deserted her is dead, she may marry again.
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Certainly, a well-read person is more likely to be an agreeable companion than one who is not so.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
Might be a quiet week due to the #Ashes and #RateLimitExceeded but enjoy the Sunday caption contest if you’re still able to do so. Please ❤️ this tweet as well as your favourite captions and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
We sympathise with you in your loss of a friend. But you should learn the rules of metrical composition before you attempt to write memorial verses. Even the rhymes are not correct - “love” and “good” do not rhyme; and the grammar and spelling need correction.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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8 months
If you’re not out raising a glass for #HappyNewYear2023 enjoy this poignant illustration for the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
You may bow slightly in passing to men with whom you have played at lawn tennis.
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9 months
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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No woman should consent to marry a man whom she does not love, and no right-minded parents would try to induce her to do so. Never do so cruel a thing as to deceive or raise false hope in any man; never sell yourself for position, fortune, or anything else.
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@GirlsOwn
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6 years
Perhaps you set yourself too much to do
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9 months
If you’ve time to spare from Christmas prep, enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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9 months
You’re too busy baking mince pies for a caption contest this Sunday, so wishing you a very Happy Christmas and many thanks for the humour you’ve shared all year. Stay safer than our Victorian forebears!
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4 months
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet, as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
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1 year
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest - I thought this illustration might be suitable for #Wimbeldon fortnight. Please ❤️ this tweet as well as your favourite captions and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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6 months
In our private opinion, to see a girl riding a bicycle is a very unattractive spectacle. It is unfeminine and coarse-looking, and exposes her to the vulgar jests of the “roughs” and other low people.
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@GirlsOwn
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5 years
Even @GirlsOwn was a bit more modern than this in 1880. She suggests it’s polite to reply including Esq. on the envelope should someone use it themselves, but considers it unnecessary and “used the most by those who merit it the least.”
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ITV News exclusive: @Jacob_Rees_Mogg issues new style guide to his staff demanding male MPs are called Esq, the use of imperial measurements and which words are banned (but not 'not fit for purpose'), reports @PaulBrandITV
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet, as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
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@GirlsOwn
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1 month
Sorry I forgot to post the caption contest. Weekend away with extended family; eleven adults, six kids, four dogs, got delightfully hectic and I forgot it was Sunday. See you all next week!
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@GirlsOwn
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7 years
We should advise flannel underclothing, cod-liver oil, read amusing books, and be careful to avoid all depressing thoughts, conversations, and people.
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3 months
It is utterly unseemly for any girl to meet men at stations, unless engaged to them.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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5 months
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet, as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
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4 months
If he is your intended husband, you may walk under one umbrella, but otherwise you had better keep to your own.
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1 year
We hope this intimacy with the walking companion is sanctioned by your mother. If he do not propose shortly, she should put a stop to the walking, or know the reason why not on your behalf, and for your respectability sake.
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6 months
At no age should a girl “begin to compress her waist into fifteen inches round”, at the expense of health and beauty.
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5 months
No bunnies for Easter Sunday caption contest but I have at least found an illustration with a bonnet and a basket. Please give away ❤️s, retweets, include #GirlsOwnCC - you know the routine.
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6 months
It’s #MotheringSunday in the UK so here’s a suitable illustration for the caption contest. You know the drill, ❤️s, retweets, #GirlsOwnCC etc. Enjoy!
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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2 years
@historydefined The hair might be a bit wild but she was lovely and went on to have a good long life.
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7 months
Never appear to see any man who smiles at you, but inform your parents of his conduct.
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5 years
Live generously, go to bed early, be much in the open air, and take a little spiritous liquor if by a doctor’s advice. #NewYearResolutions
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest on this sunny Sunday. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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4 months
It’s #InternationalNursesDay so here’s an apt illustration for the Sunday caption contest. Be kind to nurses, generous with your ❤️s and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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@GirlsOwn
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6 months
In London a letter properly directed, and with the initial letters of the district, should be delivered within a period of from 2 to 4 hours after their reception in a letterbox. There are 12 deliveries daily in the EC district, and from 6 to 11 in the others. #PostOffice
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@GirlsOwn
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3 months
Cod-liver oil and sea air might do much for you.
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Caption Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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8 months
You think you “cannot help saying rude things to people". We think you can and must. Pause and reflect before speaking.
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10 months
We have no doubt the writing of poetry (?) is a comfort and relief to your feelings; but do not let anyone see it until you learn to spell. Even the most dismal poetry provides food for laughter when you spell angel “angle”.
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@GirlsOwn
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5 months
For a woman to marry a man 30 years her senior is usually a mistake.
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1 year
You ask too much to be explained in a brief answer.
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@GirlsOwn
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1 year
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest. Please give ❤️s to this tweet as well as to your favourite captions, and when writing your caption remember to include #GirlsOwnCC
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1 year
Go to bed early, take regular exercise, and live generously, and you will not require wet bandages around your head to enable you to study.
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7 years
Abstain from sitting up so late at night and reading novels.
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3 years
Wishing you all a peaceful and kind Christmas. Keep the cooking economical, the poor in their place, your baths cold, your underwear woollen, and if you must write poetry, keep it to yourself.
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1 year
We do not regard matrimony as essential to happiness.
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4 years
It is easier to be happy if you have fresh air, an agreeable occupation, cheerful companionship, good diet, and early hours at night.
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8 years
Novels are bad for many minds, for they fritter away mental power, excite the imagination unduly, and enervate the will #WorldBookDay
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@GirlsOwn
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1 year
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest. Please give ❤️s to this tweet as well as to your favourite captions, and when writing your caption remember to include #GirlsOwnCC
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Your nerves are terribly out of order, and if you persist in this perpetual analysing of your thoughts, melancholy madness will be induced
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1 year
If you do not marry the man you love, at least never marry a man you do not love.
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Cats require warmth and kindness more almost than any creatures. They should never be turned out at night.
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4 years
People with a hobby are always happy, because their attention is constantly occupied, and they have no time to waste on troubles.
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If you ever wondered what @GirlsOwn 21st century curator looks like, my granddaughter has drawn this very impressive picture of me with her baby brother. And I’m very proud of her and she’s only four years old so we’re definitely not going to mention #TheArtistWhoCannotDrawHands
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5 months
The lovesick gentleman who has been "ill for weeks" because you "snubbed him" appears a rather feeble specimen.
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7 years
Girls aged over nineteen years should endeavour, as an ordinary rule, to retire to their beds at ten or half-past, if they want to keep their looks and health.
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4 years
We have never read anything so miserable as your poem.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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Life is short, and you cannot afford to waste time. Cultivate your brain and your literary taste in every possible way.
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I don’t think @GirlsOwn would have been a fan of #WorldBookDay unless it was strictly non-fiction.
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4 months
If you perfect your spelling and acquire a few capital letters and stops, your letters might be read with more enjoyment.
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5 months
We know all about the appliance to which you refer, and strongly advise you never to use it again.
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1 year
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet as well as your favourite captions and don’t forget to include #GirlsOwnCC
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2 months
Always count to twenty before speaking, and cultivate love and tender kindly thoughts of everyone.
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@GirlsOwn
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1 year
For this week’s Sunday caption contest please give a like as well as quote tweet your entry - under the now less mysterious Twitter algorithm this should even up the competition and help others see your witty captions. No hash tag needed. Enjoy!
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6 months
We do not like to encourage our readers to send us their verses, as a gift for producing original and beautiful compositions is very rare; and we regret to send our correspondents adverse criticisms and disappoint them, although they invite plain-speaking.
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4 years
Briefly switching to the 21st century this is Addie who turned two years old yesterday. At least not being brought up in the 19th century means less cod liver oil and more central heating, although bedtime stories that involve mild peril for anthropomorphised rabbits continue.
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2 years
Just temporarily visiting the 21st century to show you my newly arrived grandson Sylvan Henry and his big sister Adelaide.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC
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8 months
It surprises us to find that a girl sufficiently educated to write and spell well should be so deplorably ignorant of the common rules of society as to think she may go out alone with a young man in his canoe. And furthermore, one whom she “only knows slightly”.
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Hope you enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest. Please give ❤️s to this tweet as well as to your favourite captions, and when writing your caption remember to include #GirlsOwnCC
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7 months
The sending of valentines has quite gone out of fashion, except amongst persons of the lower class. In any case, you should not send valentines to boys.
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1 year
It is quite proper; ladies of that age may go together on summer holidays with safety and ease.
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