Genuine replies from 1880s and 1890s problem pages. Captions encouraged on Sunday only
#GirlsOwnCC
and comment (sarcastic or sweet) the rest of the week
This is shameless fishing for compliments, but just switching to the 21st century to show you the cake I made for my friend’s son’s 40th party. The brief was “something very chocolatey”.
You should never go out alone at seaside places, where there are scampish, ill-bred, forward men about, and rough excursionists, who are on the lookout for unchaperoned girls, and speak to them without introduction.
I have a true horror to offer
@70s_party
from my mum’s 1960s recipe book. Spaghetti bolognese made with tinned spaghetti, cheddar, peas, and a packet of oxtail soup.
Beware of that most objectionable mode of demonstrating sincerity described as “always speaking your mind” - you are not required to give your opinion on all occasions.
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An “old maid” is a term of reproach, but that any appropriation should be connected with an unmarried state is not only ungenerous, but unjust. True, some have grown eccentric from living alone, but amongst those despised women, some of the most beautiful characters may be found.
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Always grateful for ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me and retweets to encourage a friend to join in. Give away ❤️s to all the captions that make you smile and include
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with your own caption.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! I’d appreciate ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, encourage a friend to join in, and include
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! I’d appreciate ❤️s for this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, encourage a friend to join in, and include
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include
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Beware of making yourself a nuisance by a doleful expression. When you enter a room, people should feel as if a gleam of sunshine had been let into it.
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Organ playing is not considered advisable for women. Strong, unmarried, middle-aged women may play the foot-keys without suffering from the unsuitable strain on the back and loins; but it is a risk if the instrument be a large one.
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Might be a quiet week due to the
#Ashes
and
#RateLimitExceeded
but enjoy the Sunday caption contest if you’re still able to do so. Please ❤️ this tweet as well as your favourite captions and don’t forget to include
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We sympathise with you in your loss of a friend. But you should learn the rules of metrical composition before you attempt to write memorial verses. Even the rhymes are not correct - “love” and “good” do not rhyme; and the grammar and spelling need correction.
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If you’re not out raising a glass for
#HappyNewYear2023
enjoy this poignant illustration for the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re cross with me, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, retweet to encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and don’t forget to include
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No woman should consent to marry a man whom she does not love, and no right-minded parents would try to induce her to do so. Never do so cruel a thing as to deceive or raise false hope in any man; never sell yourself for position, fortune, or anything else.
If you’ve time to spare from Christmas prep, enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please ❤️ this tweet so the algorithm doesn’t think you’re replying because you’re cross with me, encourage others to enter, hand out ❤️s for your favourite captions, and include
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You’re too busy baking mince pies for a caption contest this Sunday, so wishing you a very Happy Christmas and many thanks for the humour you’ve shared all year. Stay safer than our Victorian forebears!
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet, as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include
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with your caption.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include
#GirlsOwnCC
with your caption.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include
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with your caption.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest - I thought this illustration might be suitable for
#Wimbeldon
fortnight. Please ❤️ this tweet as well as your favourite captions and don’t forget to include
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In our private opinion, to see a girl riding a bicycle is a very unattractive spectacle. It is unfeminine and coarse-looking, and exposes her to the vulgar jests of the “roughs” and other low people.
Even
@GirlsOwn
was a bit more modern than this in 1880. She suggests it’s polite to reply including Esq. on the envelope should someone use it themselves, but considers it unnecessary and “used the most by those who merit it the least.”
ITV News exclusive:
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
issues new style guide to his staff demanding male MPs are called Esq, the use of imperial measurements and which words are banned (but not 'not fit for purpose'), reports
@PaulBrandITV
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Sorry I forgot to post the caption contest. Weekend away with extended family; eleven adults, six kids, four dogs, got delightfully hectic and I forgot it was Sunday. See you all next week!
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We hope this intimacy with the walking companion is sanctioned by your mother. If he do not propose shortly, she should put a stop to the walking, or know the reason why not on your behalf, and for your respectability sake.
No bunnies for Easter Sunday caption contest but I have at least found an illustration with a bonnet and a basket. Please give away ❤️s, retweets, include
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- you know the routine.
It’s
#InternationalNursesDay
so here’s an apt illustration for the Sunday caption contest. Be kind to nurses, generous with your ❤️s and don’t forget
#GirlsOwnCC
In London a letter properly directed, and with the initial letters of the district, should be delivered within a period of from 2 to 4 hours after their reception in a letterbox. There are 12 deliveries daily in the EC district, and from 6 to 11 in the others.
#PostOffice
We have no doubt the writing of poetry (?) is a comfort and relief to your feelings; but do not let anyone see it until you learn to spell. Even the most dismal poetry provides food for laughter when you spell angel “angle”.
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Wishing you all a peaceful and kind Christmas. Keep the
cooking economical, the poor in their place, your baths cold, your underwear woollen, and if you must write poetry, keep it to yourself.
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If you ever wondered what
@GirlsOwn
21st century curator looks like, my granddaughter has drawn this very impressive picture of me with her baby brother. And I’m very proud of her and she’s only four years old so we’re definitely not going to mention
#TheArtistWhoCannotDrawHands
Girls aged over nineteen years should endeavour, as an ordinary rule, to retire to their beds at ten or half-past, if they want to keep their looks and health.
For this week’s Sunday caption contest please give a like as well as quote tweet your entry - under the now less mysterious Twitter algorithm this should even up the competition and help others see your witty captions. No hash tag needed. Enjoy!
We do not like to encourage our readers to send us their verses, as a gift for producing original and beautiful compositions is very rare; and we regret to send our correspondents adverse criticisms and disappoint them, although they invite plain-speaking.
Briefly switching to the 21st century this is Addie who turned two years old yesterday. At least not being brought up in the 19th century means less cod liver oil and more central heating, although bedtime stories that involve mild peril for anthropomorphised rabbits continue.
It surprises us to find that a girl sufficiently educated to write and spell well should be so deplorably ignorant of the common rules of society as to think she may go out alone with a young man in his canoe. And furthermore, one whom she “only knows slightly”.
Hope you enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest. Please give ❤️s to this tweet as well as to your favourite captions, and when writing your caption remember to include
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The sending of valentines has quite gone out of fashion, except amongst persons of the lower class. In any case, you should not send valentines to boys.