Our parents have held our 4 week old a combined total of three times and my brothers not even met him yet. But suns out so you lot have a bbq with ya mates ya cunts
#COVIDIOTS
#Coronavirus
#StayHome
𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗦 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗦! ✍️
The club are delighted to announce the signing of striker Dean Conway!
Dean has played for Retford United for the last 3 seasons and boasts a record of 39 goals in 33 league starts.
Welcome to Dearne
@Ginger11Jesus
#wadadaw
#utdd
Erling Braut Haaland reportedly would prefer a move to Real Madrid over Manchester United.
That's what the papers are saying.
The latest gossip:
#bbcfootball
Calling it now, Southgate includes Maddison in the squad to appease fan uproar and then proceeds to give him a combined total of 12 mins throughout the whole tournament ⚽️
#Maddison
David Beckham wiped away a tear as he paid his respects to the Queen after queueing for 13 hours.
Beckham slowly bowed his head and stared at the floor as he viewed the Queen's coffin.
Read more here:
Still a bit pissed off that Southgate had the audacity to win the group with 9 goals scored and 2 consecutive clean sheets. Get him out now
#england
#southgate
If there’s a bright spot from today it’s this - 1st person to score a penalty shootout goal in the 127yrs of the
@montagucup
is ya boy Dean Mathew Conway
#ItsATeamGame
Always emotional when a big birthday is on the calendar!
The day you came into this world and would go on to change my life forever.
Happy birthday to the king
@didierdrogba
Oh and to my youngest Ralph, who turns 2 on Sunday too incase I forget 👍
11am - Wake up
11-1 - Netflix
1pm - Go for a walk with friends
2-5 - Netflix
5:30pm - Pop to their mums for a cuppa
6-7 - Netflix
7pm - Pick their bird/fella up
7-8 - Netflix
8pm - Clap the NHS
A day in the life of a “It doesn’t apply to me” clown
#Covidiots
Who genuinely gives a flying fuck about football restarting now?? All these deaths, carnage with the economy and mental health of isolated friends and family and people are still crying about not being able to watch a bit of footy. Pathetic
Brighton 🏴 hadn't won in ten games prior to lockdown.
Dynamo Dresden 🇩🇪 bottom of Bundesliga 2;
Both in real threat of relegation.
Neither want a restart of their respective leagues.
Both announce positive COVID-19 tests of their players in the key moment for both leagues.
🤔
👀 “Wilson should start over Kane!”
😬 “Kane’s played almost 3 matches and hasn’t looked like scoring.”
🔥 “I’m saying Wilson in!”
This
#ENG
says Callum Wilson should start instead of Harry Kane! 🤔
#FIFAWorldCup
#TSWorldCup
The people moaning about a 3 week lockdown are really gonna lose their shit when it gets extended. Because it will. Anyone thinking otherwise is sadly mistaken
#CoronavirusLockdown
Of course there’s going to be a rise in cases when MORE people are being tested. It’s like opening all your advent calendar windows and saying there’s a spike in chocolate numbers. They were ALWAYS THERE! Until the death toll spikes we shouldn’t be in a panicked frenzy
For all the clubs inquiring and all the fans voicing their disappointment at my lack of appearance today. My debut was delayed due to an unforeseen administrative error, we go again next week 🔴🟡
#UpTheDearne
If there is anyone out there going through a really tough time, feels like they’re suffocating and they have no choice. Please reach out, it’s not weakness it’s beyond brave. People are here for you. ❤️
Scary times at Sky. Everything evolves. Or is it because the guys are male pale & stale? We all want genuine diversity - but I will only believe Sky are serious when their male pale & stale management structure changes - top to bottom - or its just cosmetic.
Merry Christmas
Be kind, be present and most of all enjoy this time with your loved ones because none of it is guaranteed!
Don’t forget to raise a glass for those that couldn’t be here with us this year too
Ps. Drogba > Messi ❤️
Full Time | A BIG FIRST LEAGUE VICTORY!
The Steelmen travel home with all three points thanks to a brace from debutant Ross Duggan.
🔵 0-2 🔴 [FT]
#steelmen
It's game set match for Maltby jfc with a 4th
Dean Conway Chips it over couple of defenders cooly slots it past Rhodes
Adwick Park Forresters 1
Maltby jfc 4
Adwick
'I believe whatever he felt that he did, he had the right to do.'
'I had to leave my chair I'll be honest with you, it cut me really deep.'
@LiamPayne
reacts to the dramatic moment Will Smith hit comedian Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars for making a joke about his wife.
Souness is referencing the mens game and how it’s gone soft in recent years.
He was simply saying that he enjoyed seeing some bite again after what was a feisty derby
But people will look for offence in everything these days won’t they?
#souness
Imagine the UK’s most expensive player arriving at Cobham. ‘So where is Mr Tuchel? Not here? Ancelotti? Mourinho? Conte? Hiddink? Scolari? Nope. Not here?’ Reply ‘not here Enzo. This is coach Potter’. 🤷♂️😂.
Step 7 clubs should be banned from paying players as it is dangerous for the future of grassroots men’s football, according to
@WombwellMain
manager Terry Simon.
@CountySeniorFL
This one really is the fans favourite. No offence bloz.
A big welcome back to the one, the only, the WHOPPER.
Not only a great technical player but the greatest character in sunday football.
Nice lad. Thug lad. LEGEND.
Welcome
@Nathroebuck5
#rbwah
#SPC
🔵⚪️
Instead of playing 16+ mins of injury time why not stop the clock when play is dead like the NFL? Then when the time hits zero… BOOM full time. Just a thought 💭
You just know all those instructions sailed in one ear and right out the other of all the scroats sat with a can of lager in hand, fag hanging out the gob shouting “You can’t expect us to stay in” at their telly’s 🙈
#coronavirus
Liverpool fans you are welcome. And that settles the Gerrard vs Lamps debate too. Super franks even won more premier leagues for Liverpool now 😂👌🏻
#Liverpool