His Serene Majesty. Illustrator, living saint, Reluctant Hipster, lvl 60 Paladin. Creator of βGreetings from Grisleyβ
@GrisleyComic
Married to
@Litterboxcomics
@buckadeath
All they did was make it *more* difficult to panhandle. -Itβd just seem sarcastic trying to wash windshields and shout swears in a summer boating ensemble.
@mask_bastard
Theyβre everywhere, Charles. Look around you. Any object in your house could be packed with ramen, millet and spackle. The car you drive. The people you meet. Thereβs just no way of telling anymore. Stay safe out there.
Only just realised I had forgotten to post this commission of
@neilhimself
βs Delirium of The Endless! These sort of characters are my favourite things to draw. No more Spidermans, lifeβs too short. Thanks for looking! Stay cool, wonβt you?
#inktober
#sandman
#copicmarkers
Introduced these two classic bangers to our oldest the other day, to teach him about spoofs. He watched them intensely, and at the end he asked me which one was the joke one. π
-Yet when me and
@LitterboxComics
do this at
@olivegarden
, weβre βweirdβ and weβve βgot to leaveβ and βthe police have been calledβ. This country makes me sick. Shame on you. Shame on all of you.
This was 10 or so years ago (be kind π ), but this series of supervillain yearbook pictures is what gave me my start. Iβll post the rest in the comments below.
Im bored so let's do something artists,
What is a drawing you think you're iconic for? and let people reply to you what drawing they think you are iconic for
Ok. Now that Iβve gotten to know him, he doesnβt feel like a βFulgrimβ. I think weβre going to pivot to βFrankenstein/Frankieβ (with all his different patches of fur, he looks like he was made out of different cats).
Apologies for all the kitten posting and also, expect more of
At a Korean restaurant trying to find the Gents and was presented with these two doors. Brain immediately set to work on the bro-maths of figuring out whether an apricot or an orchid seems more like a dick.
My 4 year old just strode into the room while we were eating, throws his hands up and says, βThatβs it! Iβm going to do a poo!β It had a very Seinfeldy energy to it. -Heβs got a lot on his plate right now, I feel like.
Other peopleβs kids are fucking wild. I just saw a Mum on this flight placate her toddler with a bowl of green beans. My kids will call CPS on me if I give them offbrand Bagel Bites.
@mverehin
Itβs funny, you can go balls out on some sort of protean horror of eyes and teeth and tentacles, but often the scariest thing is just a weird dude with horrible intentions. This is perfect, well done.
Trying my hand at 3d modeling and my first attempt didnβt go too badly! The dream is to make art toys eventually. -Credit for character design goes to
@LitterboxComics
, obviously.
Been enjoying going through my newly returned Instagram and reading all the cyber bullying you lot have been sending the hackers! You guys have the foulest mouths and the sweetest hearts π€
Thank you so much to everyone who had my back when this all went down, youβre the best π»
Currently under interrogation from my kid after debunking a story he told me about how his friendβs Dad is in the military and he shot someone in the willy with a tank. Somehow Iβm the tank/willy truther and the burden of evidence has fallen on me.
ICYMI, raw art of the
#dungeonsanddragons
guest strip I did over at
@LitterboxComics
last week. -Did my best to channel some Mignola. And Frazetta with this one. This style is fun, it may have to make a reappearance at some pointβ¦
Me: Pal, if you keep making that noise Iβm going to lose my mind.
My kid: Are you being like this because your horse died in Ghost of Tsushima?
Me: NOβ¦! π π
Watching Goonies with the lads. (They are *very* much enjoying the dick jokes).
8yo: This doesnβt sound like chase music.
Me: Itβs likeβ¦ adventure music, itβs jaunty.
8yo: Mm. Well, I guess they didnβt have that much music back then.
@honeydroplette
@dyingscribe
Donβt set out to form deep relationships or have deep conversations, we donβt like the smell of it if we donβt know you.
1. Lift.
2. Get good at something. Care about a skill or a hobby.
3. Learn how to shit talk and how to take shit and when not to.
The deep stuff will come
8yo: This is the only guy I donβt like, the bandana guy. (Josh Brolin)
Me: You know who he grows up to be�
8yo: Who?
Me: -Thanos!
6yo: Now youβve spoiled it. π€·π»ββοΈπ
My son has been referring to the Grimace shake as, βA Grimaceβs Shakeβ the same way someone would say
βA hangmanβs nooseβ.
I fear he will be the only one of us with the steel to tread the purple path, and come back alive.
#GrimacesBirthday
Introducing, the newest member of the Hause familyβ¦
Primarch of the 3rd Legion, The Phoenician, Lord of Chemos, The Palatine Phoenix, Daemon Prince of Slaaneshβ¦
LORD FULGRIIIIIIIIIIM! π
(Grimmy for short)
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
This is a small token of my appreciation for my favourite Warhammer 40k Youtuber,Β
@BaldermortS
He serves up bloody, digestible chunks of 40k grimdark in a uniquely captivatingΒ way, like some sort of sinister David Attenborough, and whether you're trying to get into 40k, or you
My son combined these two cat toys into what he calls βChicken Bottleβ (cringe). I have renamed it a βMolotov Cockerelβ and am explaining to him how funny I am (very). He is loudly disagreeing. Please like and retweet, so I can demonstrate to him numerically what a dumb
It occurred to me with all of this Instagram horseshit that a lot of you havenβt seen much of my art, so I figure while we wait for more Grisley, I may as well post some of that! Sound good? This is an unloved piece I did for an art show and spent WAY too much time on π»π¬
I like petting my catβs weird little paunch belly, but I had to google it and check it wasnβt like an extended ballbag or something. I still have no idea where his wiener is, my dog open carries like a gentleman, but this guyβs is still at large.
-Thank you.
Me and the littlest man were playing with our toys we got for Christmas. Poor Sam isnβt often invited into many private homes, but Mrs Tailfeather remains alive and well, gladly.
@Mike_Dougherty