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Godzmack (schizo/acc)

@Ggodzmack

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I'm here to have fun and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum

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Joined September 2012
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Life is my favorite tv show, I wonder what happens next.
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@Ggodzmack
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@radbro Better charge my phone then
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
8 months
If a Milady doesn't follow you back, unfollow and follow them again to remind them of their duty.
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@Ggodzmack
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1 month
Milady
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@Ggodzmack
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1 year
I fucking love you milady. Meeting all of you was the single greatest, life-changing experience of my life. Milady.
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@Ggodzmack
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1 month
@TMtheOG This coin will launch in 1-7 hours
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Eggs are great, it's like adrenochrome but for the poor
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@Ggodzmack
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1 year
Liking someone's tweet is like giving them free money Milady
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@Ggodzmack
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7 months
@lillybilly299 5 years?! She's projecting so hard. It bothers her that you're doing well and can't accept it and is trying to bring you down
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@Ggodzmack
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4 months
Heard you were thinking of unfollowing me
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@Ggodzmack
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10 months
@coldhealing It's so nice to see girls are just as weird as boys but in a different way
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
2 years
My feed is all milady now I feel so blessed
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
8 months
Is beauty a curse? Everyone stares at you. People don't dare talk to you. Kids stare at you like you're the second coming. Always questioning if friends have ulterior motives. Everyone thinks you're shallow or stupid. Everyone acts surprised when you have doubts about yourself.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Everyone wants to drain my wallet but no one wants to drain my balls
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@Ggodzmack
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23 days
@SCHIZO_FREQ At least we have comfy seats
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@Ggodzmack
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8 months
@browserdotsys They secretly don't want you to listen to them
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@Ggodzmack
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1 month
@melvinwpeters @isaperezxx Is that video supposed to convince me that's a woman? The voice is deeper then mine ffs 😹
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@Ggodzmack
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25 days
@TMtheOG Buy a bag and be rich when u get out ez
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@Ggodzmack
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23 days
@hayasaka_aryan Did you know antisemitism includes arabs?
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
I've ran away from every girl I've been attracted to, why am I like this. 😐
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Stop listening to dum-dum's and start doing what made you happy in your childhood
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@Ggodzmack
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@lporiginalg The next passover ends on Hitler's birthday lol
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@Ggodzmack
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5 months
@T3MaxxiAlt Up syndrome
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@Ggodzmack
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25 days
@TMtheOG Prob safest to buy blue chips since you can't sell 😬
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
8 months
Don't forget to brush your tongue 😛
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
8 months
My dog's buttplug finally arrived 🤩
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@Ggodzmack
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2 years
@wizecrax @OrwellNGoode Can't profit from a stable world
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Thank you. I love you.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
What if homer is actually really smart? He acts dumb to keep the peace. He drinks to numb his intelligence to fit in. And he's obsessed with the donut shape which is possibly the shape of the universe.
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@Ggodzmack
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22 days
Is this the male ick?
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@Ggodzmack
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1 year
If you need terrible advice, I'm your man
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@Ggodzmack
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1 year
Ever been so horny it started talking to you?
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@Ggodzmack
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1 year
@chorx @reddit_lies The good ol' circle of I hate my job so I need to buy things to entertain myself, so I must keep working to be able to pay for said entertainment
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@Ggodzmack
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@SurlyWanderer @memeticsisyphus @InnerDelicious @CameronCorduroy If you don't believe in a soul then where exactly are we coming from? The dad's balls.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Woah, think I just found the secret to life Have fun!
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
9 months
4096 is a really cool concept, kinda bummed I faded it when I saw it first. it's giving me bitcoin vibes except it's on steroids.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
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@hollowearthterf Accepting someone is superior to you can be a rough process, brings out much jealousy.
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@Aella_Girl What if a tense and nervous person has sex with an unenthusiastic sex worker
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Hating white people is fine unless they're Jewish, then it's a hate crime. If they convert to Christianity then it's fine, unless they're gay then it's a hate crime.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
What does one do when there's nothing to lean on anymore
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
You're afraid that you haven't done anything with your life. I'm afraid I'll have to do something with my life.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Karma ain't here to punish you. It's helping you understand the consequences of your actions and also so you can help others do the same.
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@Ggodzmack
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@fizzlestixx5217 God is found in the extremes, milady
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@Ggodzmack
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@DionysianAgent There's definitely something in us that seeks pleasure that gets more noticeable when our frontal cortex isn't in top shape
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
When you realize you were perfect all along
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
I wish to have sexual relations with Shrek
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
5 months
Before cum: who is this beautiful unicorn After cum: is that a hair on her arm? Please tell me I'm not the only one 😹
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@Ggodzmack
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@cyberking999 Only if they do anal, vaginal infection is rare since it needs to reach the bloodstream
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
They add trans fats to food and suddenly everyone's trans. Coincidence? I think not
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Can't wait until the CIA captures and tortures me, gonna make so many friends!
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
@Bornakang I laughed so hard at this, absurdity maximum
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
3 years
@Gillhoolee @mattwridley @C_Small_ Occam's razor points to covid being the first man made pandemic?
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
@oldbooksguy My 5m goon sessions are definitely not as fulfilling as my 30m goon sessions so there is some truth to this.
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@Ggodzmack
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What if you intentionally make your life hard for the excitement
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
It's ok, I forgive for not liking my posts
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
5 months
Now that's a milady post
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
11 months
@schizarella @RegenaisanceMan Exactly, just change what gives you the ick
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
3 years
@SnowbankDAO Honestly, never lost hope
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
I believe in faith
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
6 months
Only when you buy do you realize one of our personalities is a cat
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Think I was Hitler in a previous life. Just wanted to say I'm sorry and that meth is a helluva drug.
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@Ggodzmack
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@xbtGBH Heartbreak makes you uber horny and takes years to truly recover from. Most women never give themselves the chance to fully recover.
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@poul7777 @TMtheOG Definitely not that 😹
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@k0k1mania Nope, my parents aren't barbarians. 😹 Never understood why it's called circumcision when it's done on boys but genital mutilation when it's done on girls.
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@Ggodzmack
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10 months
M - I - L - A - D - Y - If milady was an acronym, what would it be?
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@Ggodzmack
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10 months
@ronawang He was created from a single rib of Joe Rogan
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
10 months
Just told my mom how much money I've technically lost in crypto by roundtripping and she took it more personally then me. Never doing that again. 😂
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
2 years
I love you milady 😋
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@Ggodzmack
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2 years
Milady
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Please stop 😊 Thank you 🥹 You're welcome 😁 I love you ❤️
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Fam fams
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@Ggodzmack
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1 month
@Bonecondor What makes you think they're not doing it out of discomfort as well. Why does an ideology need to put flags everywhere to feel safe? And doesn't it just remind you just a little bit of another ideology that spread 80 years ago that also "needed" to put flags everywhere.
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@Ggodzmack
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I miss being at war with myself
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
Strategy is your wife, pick one and stick with it or the market will eat your alive.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
I wonder if it's possible to have tourette's but only in the mind.
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
1 year
Psychiatrists are so wrong about everything it's not even funny anymore Every disorder is just a transitory part of the human experience in response to certain stimulus It will pass if you let it
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@SlowMescalero @owenbroadcast People don't want to talk to me, must be something wrong with them 🤡
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
6 months
How come leaders all hide their legs while giving a speech and ai has a problem doing legs correctly ?????? !!!!!!!!
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
@schizarella "Can you give me that look where I look like I quit smoking crack 5 years ago and have been living on coffee and cigarettes since"
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@Ggodzmack
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@MargBarAmerica @AutismCapital @dieworkwear Ssh don't interrupt his righteousness 🤫
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@Ggodzmack
Godzmack (schizo/acc)
7 months
If nukes make mushroom clouds, are mushrooms mini alien nukes?
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@Ggodzmack
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@visakanv All I needed to do was nothing
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@Ggodzmack
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2 years
What a perfect mint
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