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it’s really crazy how far under the radar this is going… his kids are out here disowning their ab*sive father, but then you’ll still wake up tomorrow morning and see a headline, “Ageless hunk Brad Pitt looks flawless picking up his morning coffee in Loro Piana” or some shit 😵💫
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter, Shiloh, has been granted her request to legally drop ‘Pitt’ from her surname.
She will now go by Shiloh Jolie.
She does not regret anything; her enhancements literally made her a billionaire. Now that she’s achieved the beauty standard she wanted for herself, she’s turning around to preach to her followers not to do the same, so that she can remain an aspiration to them. Simple.
Kylie Jenner says she regrets getting plastic surgery at a young age and hopes her daughter doesn’t do the same.
"You know I got my breasts done before Stormi, within six months of having Stormi, not thinking I would have a child when I was 20. They were still healing,"
Then
These
#BBLDrizzy
freestyles on Tiktok are SO GOOD omgggggg - we need
@MetroBoomin
to string the best ones together into a 10min track so we can have a full song lol
it’s almost a shame this is wasted on a diss track bc the beat itself has so much song of the summer potential 😭
Because unfortunately, even with all the (well-deserved) gagging everyone does over Schiaparelli, nobody is actually BUYING the brand.
They made only $6M last year, vs Chanel’s $17B or even The Row’s $147M. I’m curious to see how this continues to evolve….
Why is everyone shocked? 🤭 This is the typical path that “Black love” takes — no commitment from the man, in exchange for the woman’s body, submission, dedication and youth. He KNEW he could keep her even if he didn’t marry her, and that’s exactly why he didn’t.
#LoveIsBlind
@LouisPisano
Meghan Trainor is very… millennial (and I say that as one), so I’m not shocked she’s still stuck in 2012 with her branding and public persona lol.
Like, I bet her home probably has at least 3 “live laugh love” posters, and she has a hidden moustache tattoo somewhere lol
Whew. Rihanna’s bad gal era will forever be unmatched. It not even just about her skimpy outfits - she just had this charisma and rizz that NONE of today’s pop girls can ever dream of having.
Chelsea redeemed herself with this lil tea spill omg 🤣🤣🤣 Sarah Ann and Jeramey really tried to put on a united front for television, only to be outed as frauds. Now that the reunion has aired, they’ll be done in 3,2,1…
#LoveIsBlind
#loveisblindS6reunion
@evelynvwoodsen
I feel like he’s the kind of guy who i’d take to a Japanese spot, and he’d always get the katsu chicken 😂 his culinary vibe is very “fried carbs & white meat”
i never want to see Lala Kent on my tv screen again. I’m not invested in her blaccent, her jealousy, her weaponizing motherhood, her sugar babying, her custody battle or her senseless hateful rants. She’s vile. Always been, since day 1 on
#pumprules
Serious question to
@andy
Cohen - did YOU actually watch the season at all? If you did, how could you have ETHICALLY come up with this line of questioning towards a woman who was facing a physical attack for the SECOND TIME on this hellscape of a show? This is deeply evil
#rhop
@desdollas
@WizMonifaaa
everyone wanna get rich quick off social media, but they don’t know the first thing about market research 😂 no market research, no business plan… just cheap AliBaba bulk purchases, influencers and vibes
@iconicarisan
@coochiecrown
@PopCrave
Yep. plus she lives in new york city. $125k is basically an entry level salary for people with graduate degrees… after taxes ~$80k is nothing
Which episode was this, and who was Nene making fun of? 🤣 Damn, this was back when Housewives actually used to like each other and laugh together. I miss this era. I think the entire HW franchise is too far gone now…
#rhop
#rhoa
@CakeMeatloaf
their faces scare me😭 and not in a “becuz they’re hot” way — i find them to be very unsettling and strange-looking, like the weird couple at the beginning of a horror story with a very deep, dark secret. i’ve never watched one of their tiktok videos to the end, i get creeped out
Genuinely curious why a TV network owned by the richest black woman in the world is so deeply dedicated to constantly showing black woman being denigrated and disrespected by black men. All of OWNs trending shows are about failing marriages, shitty relationships & misogynoir.
Do you agree that those three words together have a sexual connotation? 🤨 Catch up on a new episode of
#ReadyToLove
now on DVR, On Demand, and the Watch OWN app!
Jasmine Tookes does the “sophia richie aesthetic” better than Sophia Richie does, but y’all will not give this woman her flowers, and that don’t sit right with me. Jasmine is a true life princess fr
@iconicarisan
@coochiecrown
@PopCrave
Muting this thread bc ppl are pretending not to know rent in Manhattan is currently averaging $3k/month for a studio. It’s affecting families who’ve been here for generations and can’t move. Do the math and lemme know how YOU’D become a millionaire off of that. Stop being obtuse.
Between the violence Azealia Banks received at PRIDE with men throwing trash @ her onstage, and Santana unapologetically lambasting Blue Ivy & calling his (mostly female) fans “bitches” — I hope yall are seeing that gay men should not be excluded from talks about misogyny
@Puff_Iya
Gentle reminder to my heavy flow sisters, take iron supplements!!! Anemia is super dangerous and very easy to fall into as we bleed heavy every month ❤️ anemia lowers oxygen levels in vital organs, leading to organ failure.
Diana really snatched the good looks from
#PrinceWilliam
and bestowed them upon Harry as soon as she peeped all the fckery from heaven 😭
#princewilliamaffair
@rebeccamallary
@dbmlove
@_sugatits
No… it’s weird. Once is a coincidence, twice is weird. It’s like the literary version of the phenomenon of dating people who look like you.
If you’re wondering why gizelle was annoyed at candiace crying about Curtis Graves’ passing (RIP), this is her learning about the basic concept of empathy at her big big age of over 50 years old just a few yrs ago
#rhop
She’s just outrage farming, and every time she claims not to care, she comes off sounding more and more desperate lol.
Her team needs to revisit & study Rihanna’s bad girl / villain era rollout, bc whatever Doja is doing is falling so flat. Time for new tricks, babes.
Doja Cat addresses people being mean to her on Instagram:
“I checked your page and you still follow me. I have a setting on that only allows followers to comment. Also I’m better than you and you’re so jealous that I’m fly and hot and pretty and you’re nothing like that, you’re
@F0URMORANT
@njhollandayaa
Everyone keeps tryna tell me she can dress but Im begging y’all to show me ONE self-styled outfit (not borrowed from Louis Vuitton or professionally styled for a photoshoot) that proves this 😭 I love her videos but her outfits are so regular?
And then Louis Vuitton sunk their claws into her 😞 she could’ve had SO many incredible fashion moments (and possibly an even bigger contract down the road) if she hadn’t signed that LV contract so quickly smh.
@VERSACESAINTZ
Imagine kissing someone and you pull back, and the face you’re looking at is BELLA HADID?! Like, I’m straight and I want that for meeee 😭😭😭
@Aisha07999217
@KaylaAncrum
This is better 😩 because even tho the original idea was petty too, the idea of striking up a 10+ minute chat with a stranger sounds so exhausting.
@cattymistress
Lmao that’s def not her friend, that’s her crush who she’s trying to hold out for 😂 I’m sure she trashes her friends to keep him from wanting to date them, and I bet she saw him pay for her starbucks and called it a “date”
Why is a black woman doing all this… in an Amazon blonde wig, boxers and a bra… and with the nickname “crackhead barney” 🥴 Lemme take the rest of my commentary offline chile…
@kinoputiya
Both Bieber and Timberlake got smoke for doing this, we’re you living under a rock or deliberately choosing to pretend it didn’t happen so your tweet can be true?
@AshleyShyMiller
Every now and then I discover another old favorite from the early 00s that Kandi wrote. We do not give that lady enough flowers for what she did for the music industry - i don’t even know why ANY of the other HWs ever tried her. She’s an icon.
Patricia Bright is a millionaire, and if you watch her YT videos, she's super smart with her money too, savings and investments
I don't get why people are offended by expensive braids. White girls pay $500 to maintain their blonde, but 6+hrs of braiding y'all wanna pay $85 😵💫
@DanishaCarter4
She 😭 just 😭 kept 😭 going 😭 QUEEN!!! and also, i know sooooo many other girls like this who don’t toot their own horns. Imma send them this video for inspiration, i hope they see themselves in her 🙌
@21NovaKane
“b-b-but, every race emotionally abuses women 🥺” is not the flex you fcking think it is, dummy.
and since you’re so slow, i specifically called out black love bc AD made a big deal about it beginning of the season, as did Clay on tiktok.
Funny, cuz you never see REAL stars like Meryl Streep, Viola Davis, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley complain about this…
…only mediocre ppl scared of losing the career advantages that their whiteness gave them complain like this. Didn’t Jen Aniston cry about this recently too?
Ana de Armas says the concept of movie stars has disappeared “because of social media.”
“There is so much information out there and oversharing. The concept of a movie star is someone untouchable you only see onscreen. That mystery is gone.”
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John Legend is the exact same type of nasty degenerate that his wife Chrissy is. He’s fooled everyone for years by hiding his true character behind his talent, but the mask is finally slipping……
Y’all are so dumb. Besides the fact that there’s nothing wrong with interracial relationships, Doja Cat IS biracial. Also, her black father abandoned her, so if you want her to “be more black” maybe you should focus your anger on black fathers who don’t stay home.
@bravoshaderooom
Nahhhhh you’re a Bravo newbie and you chose to step up to thee PHAEDRA?! That’s a lethal mistake 😭 I’d never start beef with a RHOA housewife, and Phaedra is the final boss of shade. Start small, pick on Gizelle! 😂
@tdkseth
Neither love, but as a descendant of immigrants myself I know what its like to need to flee your home country for financial and/or safety reasons. To citizens of less developed countries, the USA offers both - even though it’s very VERY imperfect.
@morbosamente_me
a south african calling others sl*ves while they’re the only majority black country on that list that’s still very much run by white ppl, with several apartheid communities and neighborhoods in FULL operation in 2024 is crazy 😭
@_winley_
@nayadontgiveaf
THIS MEME!!! This is why we ain’t bout to see Jordan Peele do anything else until these knockoffs are eradicated… he must be so tired 😭
@afrorckprincess
I love Bey, but I'm sorry - whoever buys tickets at that price during a recession, to see someone who's already a literal BILLIONAIRE... well. It's a foolish decision, and that's the nicest thing I will say about that lol.
@XOTankieTingz
@tdkseth
Tell that to young girls running away from honor killings, to families fleeing govt assasination, to people falling victim to genocide, etc.
We can deservedly criticize US systems all day long. But to downplay the experience of immigrants & asylum seekers is weird.
@haniimhome
My favorite thing about
@LUXURYLAW
is that you can tell he loves women's bodies. He doesn't force his clients into ill-fitting pieces just because of the brand label, or it was the only option available. He REALLY styles clients according to their body types in a flattering way
I wish y’all would keep the same energy for white mormons - they are some of the highest-converting influencers in the game: Tezza, Barefootblonde, Pink Peonies, etc etc
But sure, ONLY seeing Nara’s fcking oreos will suddenly & unwillingly teleport you to the LDS church 🙄
This is embarrassing. Hermès should rethink giving him a front row seat next season. No matter how many of your fashun besties call you “one of the girls”, you’re still a MAN physically confronting a woman without legal authorization.
Doja, you’re one of my problematic faves… but why are you expecting political correctness from your fanbase when you wear n*zi tshirts, patronize racist chatroom & release songs called “dindu nuffin”?? now that YOU’RE the butt of the joke you want ppl to be kind to your 4c hair?
Doja Cat responds to comments about her hair on IG live:
“My hair is 4C hair, which a lot of you don’t care, that’s fine, but i’m noticing a consistent pattern of people in my comment section comparing it to sheep, pubic hair […] comparing 4C hair to… ugh, pubic hair? really?”
He knew. And if he didn’t, there’s an inherent misogyny attached to the fact that an American doesn’t know who one of the top female athletes of this generation is. Thereby making it anything BUT “impressive” that he didn’t know, and/or manipulative to pretend that he didn’t.
Gymnastics Star Simone Biles & her husband Jonathan Owens met on Instagram. Simone reportedly slid in his DM’s and was very impressed that he didn’t know she was.
@EmilySteele
@AfroTech
It means people can’t freely profit off doing her dance anymore, and if there’s money involved when her dance is used - she gets a cut of the profit.
aka it’s gone get harder for thieves like Addison Rae to steal dances and get paid/famous for them on Jimmy Fallon 🙃
LaQuan Smith is fun, but you can always tell it’s designed by a man — bc why is the purple dress leaving the model’s vajayjay out on FULL display? What woman is ever gonna be buying or wearing that? 🥴
@XOTankieTingz
@tdkseth
omg GIRL give it a rest! i never said the US is perfect at all, and of course there are countless things wrong here. But facts are facts: people migrate here to find safety and make money, and several of them find exactly that. Or they wouldn't be moving here.
@venusingatorade
@dizadior
Why does the word “clean” trigger ppl so much? Clean, natural, minimal — these are all words that have described this kind of makeup look for decades, but it’s just NOW y’all are hurt by the word “clean”? The only reason I can think of is that some of y’all homes be dirty af 😭
I listened to a podcast where Kenya Moore said she went on a date with this man back
in the day, and he excused himself to go to the next room, didn’t come back, so she went to find him and walked in on him watching porn 😵💫 He’s depraved.