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GeoffinLincoln

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9 months

Me: The NFL playoffs are on Peacock?! I’m not paying for that. Wife: We already have it. Me:

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5 months

Falcons GM: Sir. We drafted Michael Penix Jr. Arthur Blank: We just paid Kirk Cousins $180 Million. Falcons GM:

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Me nervously trying to stay calm when I see World War III, WWIII, Iran, Israel, Syria, Iron Dome, and Middle East all trending at the same time

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1 year

The Nebraska defense to Jeff Sims at halftime

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2 years

Me: Hi. I’ll take a small cheeseburger, fries, and a drink. Five Guys cashier:

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2 years

Me: How much is a small cheeseburger, fries, and a drink? Five Guys Cashier:

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2 years

Me realizing I forgot to buy a Mega Millions ticket but then find out nobody won

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2 years

People that drink IPAs walking into a bar:

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1 year

Mike McCarthy: Dak please stop throwing interceptions. Dak Prescott:

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10 months

Live footage of the Jaguars injury cart STILL trying to get to Trevor Lawrence

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4 years

LaVar Burton if he doesn’t get the Jeopardy hosting gig:

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11 months

Al Michaels seeing Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson get hurt after he had to put up with months of terrible Thursday Night Football

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9 months

Me to my Peacock subscription the second the NFL playoffs end

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2 years

Me in 1998 when my parents let us get Little Caesar’s Pizza at Kmart

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3 years

Chick-Fil-A Cashier: I’m sorry. We are suffering from a sauce shortage. Me:

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9 months

Veteran QB Joe Flacco out here shredding the Jets defense like

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3 years

The elderly rolling up to Golden Corral on a Friday like

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4 years

Five Guys Cashier: Ok a burger and fries. That’ll be $34.50. Also Five Guys Cashier:

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9 months

Dad tell me about when Best Buy had physical media

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2 years

Jerry Jones trying to leave Harry Hines

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7 months

Me when the Five Guys cashier gives me my total

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9 months

Steelers fans: Fire Mike Tomlin! Mike Tomlin:

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1 year

Deion Sanders tossing Travis Hunter into the 2nd half of the Colorado game

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3 years

Me nervously trying to stay calm when I see DEFCON and High Alert trending

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2 years

Five Guys Cashier: Ok a small cheeseburger and fries. That’ll be $28.50. Me:

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1 year

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro welcoming Bill Murray into the fold

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2 years

GrubHub drivers looking at their delivery route after the Amazon deal

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3 months

Scheffler seeing the cops on the 18th green and then realizing they’re arresting protestors #travelers

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1 year

Dave Chappelle showing up to the Lakers game in a black tank top like

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3 years

Me: I’m going to wash down this Adderall with a McDonald’s Sprite while on an empty stomach. My Organs:

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3 years

Me trying to get at Twitter because they made me think Michael J. Fox is dead and it’s actually his 60th birthday

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10 months

Dad tell me about when 5 star QB Dylan Raiola committed to the Nebraska Cornhuskers

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2 years

The elderly rolling up to Cheesecake Factory at 3:30pm on a Friday like

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7 months

Richard Sherman walking into Patrick Mahomes Dad’s cell

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7 months

Me: Hi. What can I get on the menu for 10 dollars? Five Guys cashier:

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1 year

Maury Povich when he sees why Jerry Springer is trending

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Russell Wilson: Broncos country. Let’s ride! The ride:

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3 years

@RedditCFB Brian Kelly on his first LSU recruiting trip

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4 years

Aaron Donald leaves the field. Troy Aikman:

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6 months

McDonald’s: We’re going to begin selling Krispy Kreme Donuts. The World Health Organization:

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6 months

Everyone: Lets go eat unlimited cheddar biscuits and not order anything off the menu. Red Lobster:

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4 years

When I get on Twitter and see there are people that hate Miracle Whip as much as I do

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2 years

The Niners throwing Jimmy G into the game like

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2 years

Me nervously trying to act calm when I see World War III trending

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9 months

Jim Harbaugh leaving Michigan with his National Championship trophy before the NCAA cracks down

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3 years

Tom Selleck trying to explain how you lost your house to a reverse mortgage

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11 months

Al Michaels can you tell me about the time Jason Kelce showed up in the booth and for a few minutes you weren’t miserable on Thursday Night Football? Al Michaels:

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2 years

Me: Little Caesars is now the official pizza for the NFL? Disgusting. Also me on NFL Sunday:

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10 months

Cris Collinsworth whenever Patrick Mahomes does something

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9 months

Mike Vrabel looking for Robert Kraft like

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10 months

When my wife asks me why there is an $82 charge from Five Guys on our credit card

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2 years

My wife telling me to go use our unlimited supply of Bed Bath & Beyond coupons before they go bankrupt

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9 months

Dabo to Nick Saban after hearing that Kalen DeBoer is going to be Alabama’s next head coach

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3 years

Twitter: Peanut Butter or Nutella? Sociopaths:

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3 years

@ChaelSonnen I don’t know. This might be better

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2 years

Urban Meyer showing up in Lincoln and trying to save the Cornhuskers

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3 years

Scott Frost trying to explain how he cheated and still only won 12 games in 3 seasons:

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1997 me sitting in the Best Buy parking lot after they were sold out of Goldeneye on N64

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10 months

Al Michaels at halftime of every Thursday Night Football game

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3 years

Scott Frost: Hey Adrian. Do you think you can quit throwing interceptions? Adrian Martinez:

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3 years

The elderly rolling up to Golden Corral at 3pm on a Friday like

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10 months

Tom Selleck taking your grandparent’s house with a reverse mortgage

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6 months

My wife watching me spend the last 12 hours reading OJ Simpson social media posts

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4 years

Baker Mayfield going deep to his receivers today #Browns

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9 months

Al Michaels after calling the last Thursday Night Football game of the season

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4 years

Ohio State fans when they hear Jim Harbaugh is getting a contract extension

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2 years

Me heading to Taco Bell to get the Cheez-it tostada

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4 years

Joe Buck to Troy Aikman every commercial break

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10 months

Live look at Husker twitter after Dylan Raiola committed to Nebraska

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4 years

DON! BOOBIE! I’M YOU’RE WHITE KNIGHT! #CocaineDon #CocaineConvention

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7 months

Me: Hi I’ll take a junior bacon cheeseburger. @Wendys cashier during surge pricing:

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4 years

Matt LaFleur trying to explain why the Packers chose to kick a field goal

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Urban Meyer logging into Twitter and seeing Jon Gruden trending

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Jordan Spieth trying to salvage his Masters round

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4 years

My friends parents remodeled their basement 20 years after we graduated and found a fully cooked frozen pizza above the ceiling tile #CookingFail

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3 years

Me in 2003 carrying a 30 Pack of Keystone Ice into a party

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2 years

Brett Maher when the Cowboys get stopped on 3rd down

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3 years

Texas Roadhouse Server: I’m sorry. We are completely out of rolls and cinnamon butter. Me:

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9 months

Mike Norvell at the Florida St Seminoles post game presser

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7 months

Me: Buffalo Wild Wings is sub par and the service is terrible. Also me on free wing day:

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4 years

Someone tell @blockbuster I’m sitting in my car frustrated because they still don’t have any copies of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in stock

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2 years

Me: Who the hell eats at Five Guys? Too damn expensive . Also me after putting myself in crippling debt for ordering a small cheeseburger and fries:

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2 years

Me going down with the Twitter ship #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

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Al Michaels trying to escape the announcers booth tonight

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2 years

Fergie hearing Anita Baker’s national anthem

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My 8 year old trying to figure out how to fix the Roblox server #RobloxDown

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2 years

Me checking my Mega Millions ticket for the 15th time even though I know I have zero winning numbers

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4 years

Tom Brady to JR Smith after not knowing what down it was

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3 years

Frank Gore’s highlight reel speaks for itself

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3 years

You are not allowed to pick Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Marshall Faulk, LT, Adrian Peterson, Emmitt Smith, or Eric Dickerson. Who is your favorite running back of all time?

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