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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

6 years

Being kind always matters. #TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

2 years

I #FeelSurroundedBy those that don’t understand the concept of personal space…

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

I have sad news to report from Fort Cattis today. Sadie, our canine compatriot, has been diagnosed with advanced lymphoma and will be transferring to her final base OTRB🌈 on Wednesday. May I please have a #pawcircle of love and peace for her as she prepares to travel? ❤️

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

5 years

#BeforeIFallAsleep I make sure there are no unsettling distractions.

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

The sound of the can opener #GaveMeTheChills #Caturday

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

2 years

This is Cattis’ human. I just found my best friend of 30 years dead of a heart attack. I am devastated. I spoke to him last night. The last words we said to each other were “Love you.” Please pray for me, send me good vibes, whatever. I desperately need support.

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

6 years

This #BlackCatDay , I hope that every black cat waiting for a loving home will one day be as fortunate as all of us that have already found one. #NationalBlackCatDay #Caturday

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

3 months

Tweeps, may I please have a #pawcircle for our dear Sam? He’ll be traveling OTRB🌈 today. At age 17, he’s been battling many medical problems (including FCD) and unfortunately there’s nothing more we can do. Please send positive vibes and prayers for his peaceful passing…😿

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

Today one of the senior kitties looking for a forever home suddenly passed OTRB🌈. CJ, who was 16, was a master ninja in his younger years, always seemingly arriving out of nowhere when there was trouble or fun to be had. A sweet soul, he always sought to be friends with

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

The human has been asked to submit a photo for alumni website and is considering sending a portrait of one of us felines… #TuesdayVibe #CatsOfTwitter

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

7 years

During WWII, actress Myrna Loy practically abandoned her career in film to help with the war effort and work with the Red Cross. She was so outspoken in her condemnation of Hitler that her name appeared on his personal blacklist. #WomensHistoryMonth

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

6 years

Please don’t count on heroes like these to rescue your pets if you leave them behind. Most shelters & hotels will accept pets during natural disasters. PLEASE take your pets with you—they’re depending on you. If it’s not safe for YOU, it’s not safe for THEM. #HurricanceFlorence

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Let’s hear it for the brave military canines who work hard every day...Thank you for YOUR service. #TakeYourDogToWorkDay

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

3 months

Our beloved Sam, pictured here with his close friend Catalina (L), traveled peacefully OTRB🌈 late this afternoon. Thank you so much for your kind and supportive comments. We’ll be reading them all in a day or so after we’ve had a bit of time to grieve…💔 #CatsAreFamily

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Trying to neatly fold fitted sheets #ReallyShouldBeBanned

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

5 years

Lt. Justice here. May I please get a #pawcircle for General Cattis? He isn’t feeling well at all and the human is taking him to the vet. He has lots of medical problems from being abused as a kitten, so the human keeps a close eye on him. I’m very worried...

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

4 years

I feel sad when I see accounts with few followers share sad news like the loss of a pet or the death of a loved one and no one is there to send them a kind word or hug. So this #Caturday tweet goes out to all of you feeling alone in the Twitterverse—please know someone cares...💖

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

Kids cheat by having cats take their tests for them. #FakeHomeSchoolFacts

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

11 months

Eight years ago today, my human agreed to foster an injured kitten (me) rescued by the kind employees of a stadium. My stay with the human was never meant to be permanent, but I knew they could be trained with the proper guidance—and I love a good challenge… #Caturday #GotchaDay

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

@Dalbodog For everyone whose heart has broken after seeing these photos, here is the happy ending of Muneca’s story we all need:

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

#PleaseNeverCancel funny cat GIFs and memes. (Without them, they might have to close down the Internet...)

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

6 years

“Stayin’ Inside” by Lt. Justice (Sung to the tune of “Stayin’ Alive”) 🎶”When the wind is blowin’ And it could start a snowin’ I’m stayin’ inside, stayin’ inside The dog said it’s freezin’ And I don’t think she’s teasin’ And I’m stayin’ inside, stayin’ inside...”🎶 #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Good Tweeps, can I get a #pawcircle for this pretty mom-to-be? She’s in labor, so we need lots of positive vibes for a smooth delivery...💖

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5 years

My little pregnant foster cat is in labor. This is her first (and only) pregnancy- she, and her babies, will be fixed by the rescue group. I’m hoping things go smoothly for her. @GeneralCattis - can you spare some “kitty-vibes” for an easy labor for mama and bebes? #CatsOfTwitter

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

I’m sorry, but your need for a shower does not override my need to lie in this sunspot on the bath mat. I think the sink in the kitchen is free... #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

How long do I have to pretend I’m not looking at you while you pretend you’re not taking my picture? I need to pretend to not take a nap... #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

#IUsedToGetInTrouble and since I’m a kitten, I still do… #NationalPetDay

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

Ah, a feline can dream, can’t I? #Tuesday #CatsOfTwitter

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

Four years ago today, the human went to an arena to pick up a dirty, injured, and burned kitten to take him to the vet. That kitten was me. Their plan was to foster me. My plan was to stay—and I won. Can #CatWorldDomination be far behind? #CatsOfTwitter #GotchaDay

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

5 years

The human is out of bed early this #Caturday to check on General Cattis, so I’m guarding their blankets until they return. There’s no telling what might happen if I wasn’t here to hold these things in place...

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Everyone thinks it’s cute when you bring out the Claws of Discipline (i.e. Murder Mittens) #ThingsThatMadeChildhoodGreat

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

When they include your cat in Game Night #SignsItMightBeGettingSerious

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

#WhenNoOneIsLooking I like to pretend to walk like a human

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

Good Tweeps, today I come to ask for a #pawcircle for Fort Cattis’ beloved Grandma Mira. She will be traveling OTRB🌈 on Friday morning and your prayers, pawsitive thoughts, and good vibes will make the journey easier for her—and for us 💔 #SuperSeniorCatsClub #CatsOfTwitter

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

6 years

According to this chart, I’m “Fancy Dress Goth.” That’s appropriate—generals should always be well-dressed. But I approve of all the other looks as well (because you can never go wrong with wearing black). #WorldGothDay

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

5 years

The flags are flying half-mast this #Caturday at Fort Cattis. Sophie, a gentle kitty the human rescued from a situation of terrible abuse in 2007, has traveled OTRB🌈. Despite the abuse she had suffered, she never stopped being loving and affectionate in her new home.❤️

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

4 years

Dear Tweeps, Lt. Justice has become ill in the past few hours. He is agitated and seems to be in pain. The human is very worried and is taking him to the vet ASAP. May we please get a #pawcircle for him?

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

Meet Pita, age nine, who joined the cat clan when her first human died after battling cancer. A reserved and lovely lady, she enjoys movies, discussing current events, and watching birds from a sunny window. Would you please RT to help Pita find a loving forever home? #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

I come to you with a heavy heart to tell you that Benjamin, the heroic cat you met this #Caturday , will be traveling OTRB🌈 tomorrow. A sweet & gentle soul, his spirit & love for his sister are still strong, but his body is giving out. Please keep him in your prayers...❤️

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

#IllLookBackOnMyLifeAndSay I was so fortunate to be rescued and adopted into a loving forever home. (Let’s make that happen for a lot more animals, okay?) #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

By doing something nice for someone else. #HowIFightDepression

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

Good Tweeps, Fort Cattis has not had power for almost 30 hours. It’s currently 28 (wind chill 19) and snowing, so my base is cold and full of COVID. The nerve damage in my tail is hurting me. Would you please send some warm thoughts our way to cheer my troops? #CatsOfTwitter

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

If cats were trying to start a debate on a college campus... #MondayThoughts #CatsOfTwitter

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

If you are evacuating from #HurricaneDorian , PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR PETS BEHIND. #Dorian is creating fast-rising flood waters and rescuers will not be able to reach animals in time to save them. Please take your pets with you—do not leave them to face the storm alone.

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

#IveHadEnoughOf only humans being able to compete in the Olympics.

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

Good Tweeps, please meet Gabriel, a sweet feline the human rescued from a tree nine years ago. He is having his leg amputated due to cancer on Monday, so I’m asking for a #Caturday #pawcircle for him. All prayers, positive thoughts, and RTs greatly appreciated...❤️

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"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

5 years

Today the flags at Fort Cattis fly at half-mast. Sadie took a turn for the worse in the night, so this morning I thanked her for a job well done and approved her transfer OTRB🌈, where she now runs forever free and happy. But I will miss my friend...💞 #PlayInPeace 🌈

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Koko, the gentle gorilla who spoke with GSL (Gorilla Sign Language) and loved cats, passed away in her sleep last night at the age of 46. We felines mourn your passing, Koko—I wish all of us could find humans that love us as much as you loved your cats. #RIPKoko

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

My friends get jealous because I always look so good... #WhyIDontTakeSelfies

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@GeneralCattis

8 years

While others are on strike, #WeShowUp to guarantee their freedom to do so. #ADayWithoutAWoman

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Cats Who Love Going to the Vet #UnlikelyYouTubeChannels

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

I’m always too busy to hang out… #WhyImGettingCanceled

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

#AtKarensGarageSale you can find the outfit she made the cat wear to Petco.

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@GeneralCattis

7 years

#ItsSoCold the human is singing “The Heat Is On” just to be annoying and I refuse to leave my warm spot to smack them.

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

“Look at these tiny little razor blades on your paws! You should use them—especially on furniture and humans that touch your belly without permission…” #AdviceFromYourBody

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

#WhenImOnTheDanceFloor people take a step back to watch my stylish form

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

From the human: General Cattis is being rushed to the vet. He seems to be in a great deal of distress and/or pain and I don’t know what’s wrong. Please pray for him, send healing purrs, anything—everything is appreciated. 😿 @TreasuryMog @ThoughtsOfCat2 @thepoliticalcat

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@GeneralCattis

7 years

(Sung to “The Dock Of The Bay”) 🎶Sittin’ in the dining room Had to get away from the vacuum Turn that thing off, I pray So I can enjoy my #Caturday I’m just napping on the table top Wishing the cleaning would stop Are you sure you really need to mop? Go lie down...🎶

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

I’m going to get on the counter whether or not you give me a reason #ToChangeMyMind

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

I was cold, hungry, and hurt, but some kind humans in an office gave me food and shelter and put out the call for a rescue. The human answered, only planning to foster me until I was well enough to be adopted. I, however, had other plans... #MyBestChildhoodMemory #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Friends always help. #MyMentalHealthIn3Words

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Today is #NationalPetDay AND #Caturday , so since everyone is on #lockdown , it’s a perfect time to spread the ‘Like’ love and like as many pics of cats, dogs, fish, ferrets, hamsters, gerbils, birds, reptiles, etc., as you can. Leave no pet photo unappreciated! ❤️

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

You said you didn’t like cats. #NowYoureDeadToMe

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Give someone a hug. #FixAProblemIn4Words

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

We at Fort Cattis would appreciate everyone’s prayers, positive thoughts, and good vibes for Grandma Mira. She has stopped eating and we cannot get her in to see the vet until Wednesday. #CatsOfTwitter #SuperSeniorCatsClub

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

I’m watching you, #PigeonMafia . I see you over there planning something despicable, I’m sure. And who’s cooking chicken? It smells delicious. Human, procure some of that for the chow line ASAP... #SentryDuty #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

#WhenABlackCatCrossesMyPath , I ask the human, “When the heck did we get another cat?!”

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Adorable kittens incoming! Meet Leo and Vinnie, 12 weeks old and barely 12 minutes into their new account here in the Twitterverse. Good Tweeps, won’t you please give them a big #Christmas welcome this #Caturday ? #CatsOfTwitter

Leo🐈 & Vinnie🐈‍⬛🐾

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5 years

We love snuggling up in our bed! 💕🐾 #KittensofTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

In the past few days, I’ve seen an increase in trolls harassing cat accounts, particularly my sweet and gentle friend @FartyCheddarCat . Humans, you can be anything you want online, so why choose to be mean and/or moronic? We’re overstocked on that already... #HissOff

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

No, I’m not irritable. I’m sick. I have a bad case of Mood Poisoning brought on by a combination of the news, Twitter Trending, and the dog’s gaseous emissions. #CatsOfTwitter #MondayMood

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Looking for suggestions for Christmas cards? I’d suggest you don’t do this… #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Dear Tweeps, I fear the time has come that I must leave you. I do not know if I will be gone a day, a week, or forever, but I will miss you all and hope that I have made you smile in the time that I was here. Please be kind to one another. ❤️ #CatWorldDominationForever

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

#ImNotAshamedToAdmit I’ll sometimes hold the human’s coffee hostage until I get treats.

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

#TheresNoBetterTherapyThan being kind. A true act of kindness makes both the giver and receiver feel better.

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@GeneralCattis

6 months

Meet General Cattis. Found as a kitten with a burned back leg & nerve damage to his tail caused by abuse, he’d claw or bite anyone that attempted to pet him for the first year. If someone had suggested I shoot him, I’d have ended up on “Dateline.” #KristiNoemIsAMonster #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

As we countdown to one of the most important days of the year, #BlackCatDay , let’s all remember one important thing: The only real bad luck associated with black cats comes from not having one. #NationalBlackCatDay #BlackCatsOfTwitter #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Happy Mother’s Day to all the celestial cat goddesses out there! And a gift? We know the perfect thing—a nice long nap (cuddled up with us, of course…) #MothersDay #MothersDay2023

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Leaving your pets behind when a hurricane (or any other natural disaster) is approaching. #DouchebagQualifications

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Humans, if you leave those pancakes alone for more than five seconds, we cats consider that abandoned property... #NationalPancakeDay

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

#HeresToYouAndHeresTo surprise kisses from your loved ones

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

⏬ A question for the humans to ponder while having #lunch … #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfTwittter * (*For those felines whose humans can’t type—like mine)

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

How did I not remember today is #NationalKittenDay ?! How could I forget? There are kitten tweets to be liked and RT’d (and I’m sure my “You have liked too many tweets today” cell is waiting for me in Twitter jail). #GottaGetBusy

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

#MySexTapeWouldBe really boring because I’ve been neutered.

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1 year

#ICanBeOfService if you need a comforting paw hug…

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1 year

#SorryCantComeToWorkToday because I’m a cat and I don’t have to

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Regardless of what we’re celebrating, someone better bring the food or we cats will take care of it ourselves #FelineFestivities

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

Cats should be in charge of the world... #ThatsMyUnpopularOpinion

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@GeneralCattis

4 years

#WhenTheDrugsWearOff I’ll remember how to walk down the stairs...

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@GeneralCattis

3 years

The flags at Fort Cattis have been lowered to half-mast in memory of our beloved Grandma Mira, who has traveled OTRB🌈. The human & I are touched by all your outstanding messages of support and will read every one as soon as the human feels a bit stronger…💞 #CatsOfTwitter

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5 years

You didn’t think the Great Pyramids just happened to look like cat ears for no reason, did you? #MondayThoughts #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfTheQuarantine

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Please take your animals with you when evacuating for #HurricaneMichael . Don’t make them ride out this powerful Cat 4 storm afraid and alone. #HuricaneMichael

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Sometimes Justice gets a little too relaxed when he’s guarding the base against all the birds... #AllAmericanPetPhotoDay

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@GeneralCattis

6 years

Don’t believe the hype that all feral cats will never adapt to being indoor pets. I was once a feral cat, but with time, patience, and training, I taught my human to be worthy of my love and trust. Give a feral cat a chance to train you... #NationalFeralCatDay #GlobalCatDay

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

Today the beautiful and spirited Nimbus @timzmom has left us to take her cushy throne in the Gallery of Gorgeous Girls OTRB🌈. A connoisseur of fine berries and lover of adventure, the world is duller with her loss—but the heavens will shine so much brighter. 🌟 #UntilWeMeetAgain

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

The human is hurrying around, checking all the flashlights and batteries in case we lose power in the severe storms headed our way. What’s wrong with their priorities?! Are the chow and treats secured? That’s what’s important—I don’t care if it’s dark while I eat...

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@GeneralCattis

2 years

From the human: Good Tweeps, I hate asking for help, but if I have any chance to save the lives of 15 cats, I have no choice. My health isn’t great, so I need to act now. When my BFF died, he left multiple cats to be cared for, which I’ve done for five months. 1/ #CatsOfTwitter

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

May we please have a #pawcircle for Tycho @KatsKitties ? He has been diagnosed with lymphoma. His vet and human are making him as comfortable as possible, but nothing beats the power of the paw 🐾. Would you please join in for Tycho? #CatsOfTwitter

Gus, Echo, & 🌈Tycho (kats2kitties on ig)

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5 years

I’m happy to be home from the vet. I’m purring to myself on my heated bed

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@GeneralCattis

1 year

Ball-on-a-track cat toy. It’s like a fidget spinner for felines #SoDumbItsBrilliant

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@GeneralCattis

5 years

It’s obviously not enough that the dog defiled my banana phone earlier today—now she’s violating the sanctity of our litter box AGAIN. Keep it up, canine, and I’m going to see just how many of your precious Milk-Bones I can fit under the fridge. #Caturday

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@GeneralCattis

7 years

Please keep your black cats safe on #FridayThe13th by keeping them away from idiots who think black cats are bad luck. (In fact, you and all your pets should stay away from those people every other day too—they’re probably idiots then as well.)

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