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Trying not to dislike a large percentage of you out here... If you take this account serious, it's your fault, not mine

Joined February 2021
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@GendoCrypto
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My brother put this together today That's me in the passenger seat He worked hard on the edit to get the beat to hit at just the right time... Sound up
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Can't wait to meet my 446,221,225 kids
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Where my OG's at?
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Shame the younger generation won't know the beauty in this... Many memories made
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@JoshyBeSloshy Rodney Mullen did
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A 21 year old bikini model
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Real...
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Realizing the good accounts on CT have less than 1000 followers... The GOODEST ones are under 500
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Holy shit! 🤣 IYKYK
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We've been simping for the wrong type of women anon... Peak thot right here
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GM Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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It's science after all...
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@nypost From a dude with no kids
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Ain't got no time for small talk...
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@redactedrain Imagine being in a relationship with someone like that
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@CryptoButters69 That might be the most savage fucking thing I've ever seen out here
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Good luck everyone I have faith you'll find them all
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Why you gotta do us like this ladies?
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The shrimp has spoken... WAGMI
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Fuck the bears 🧸 happy 2022 🦐
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Black people in disbelief when they realize Bob from accounting dances better than them...
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Let's see how this goes
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@GendoCrypto
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I'm this old
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I’m this old.
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Real...
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Pretty sure this is when I peaked...
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LMAO Dude nailed it...
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Bitboy and who?
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IYKYK
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This is the greatest interwebs thing you'll see today
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Look, I am not one to hate on people for doing well... Good on him But did anyone else notice that car might be a little too much for him? There should be a height and weight requirement for that car
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I just bought my dream Bugatti with #Ethereum 😍
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@0rf @shoe0nhead never in my life did i think i would see tucker and maddow agree
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Built different
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The Gen Z mind can not comprehend this...
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@GendoCrypto
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Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
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@itszore
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Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
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Don't lowball me... I know what I got
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Narrator: Bitcoin did not pump He just happened to be high
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$BTC pump incoming I can feel it
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The true, know...
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Sorry ladies... But it do be like that
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GM Today we choose violence
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Reppin DOOM in Puerto Rico So much sexy in one pic...
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Fuck When you put it that way...
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The next time you think you FUCK... Remember that this chad exists
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Watch out Puerto Rico, here I come I love cocaine so you better have enough
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Taught my first jiu-jitsu class today... Today's class: Penetrate to dominate
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@zhusu i want to like this but i have no idea what you just said
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@GOVUK
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Think before you post.
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Pic of me leaving the family dinner...
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Day of Jihad tomorrow? I've been waiting for this day for a long time... #CrocsGang #TacticalCrocsandCocks
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@ClownWorld_ I have a solution
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OK I've never claimed to be a great parent I've allowed cursing and backtalk as long as it isn't mean spirited My youngest got her license and like my other kids I've put the New Driver sticker on her car I got this from her this morning I laughed so hard at this
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Just sayin...
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Only older people will get this...
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When one heads into Baltimore, one takes 0 chances...
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It's true though...
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Some will lie and say they never did this...
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 This motherfucker made the new york post
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Failed crypto star ‘Bitboy’ who says he lost $40M fortune accused of extortion, sexual harassment
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See ya later guys... I'm moving to Kenya
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This about sums it up...
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80's porn stache in full effect... Dm me for filming opportunities
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There really is beauty in the pain of realizing your potential... I hope some of you experience this before you die
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It's true because it's true...
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Parents of boys Make sure you speak to and emphasize that as soon as a girl says she is uncomfortable (or uses NO) that is it... Its done... Stop and proceed no further I think some boys arent ever TOLD this and boys need to KNOW this 🙏
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Found a new way to pay for my cocaine habit... Dm for price + shipping and handling
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For CT, this is 100% true
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You're not alone anon Doggo has the #bitcoin blues too...❤
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IYKYK
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To my fellow doggo owners They aren't here very long Take a moment to stop and be fully present with your doggo *this is just something I think about often with my dogs. Keeps me focused on making sure I get good moments with them
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The boy is home for spring break So we do a little range day father son time
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I've never done this...
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Most of us did this tbh
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This movie was absolute dogshit But you should still watch it
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Tag the person whose ass you'd do cocaine off of...
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I deserve this moment...
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Many of you will immediately hear the voice and the phrase once you see this pic... Even if it's been over 20 years since you watched the film
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I blame my frens
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Hi guys I am the daughter of him He left his phone open and I took the opportunity Tell my dad how much you love him!!! He doesn't hear it enough at home ://
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Happy casual racism Friday everyone! Drop your best casually racist memes below
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OK Which one of you is this?
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Me thinking I'm cool because my crocs match my outfit, not knowing that this absolute CHAD of a human exists...
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Just grabbed these bad boys... My garden gnomes > Your garden gnomes
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Sorry I missed casual racism Friday, so happy casual racism Sunday y'all...
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RIP King...❤ Regardless of how you felt about him, or how he might have felt about you... CT has lost a legend
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If you didn't do this you're soft...
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Love this pic so I'm posting it When I got promoted I had what's called a bluekakke I had to roll with every person in this pic back to back with about a 10 second break in between Yes, this tweet is gay but in my defense, jiu-jitsu is pretty gay
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This is truly the most epic "Go Fuck Yourself" ever used in the history of the phrase... Respect
@aletweetsnews
Alejandro Alvarez 🫡
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A group of Ukrainian border guards were stationed on Snake Island, in the Black Sea south of Odessa, when a Russian warship ordered them to surrender under threat of attack. Their response: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself." They held their ground. All 13 were killed.
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If @money_alotta ever made you a header/banner could you please change yours back to it out of respect for the legend? *If you had changed it to something else I think that would be a nice gesture for that beautiful soul who gave so much to CT
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This made me lol out loud *but I'm also drunk af atm. Hope it makes your laugh as well
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As many of you know, I'm an atheist... But this is a tweet worth sharing, and I'm very happy for this person
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My dad hung himself when I was 18. One of my sisters got high on heroine, smashed her car into a tree and became a paraplegic before dying when I was 24. Another sister got high on heroine and hung herself in a jail cell. One of my Marines became my best friend but we lost
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I think the Asian part of this is actually the funniest IYKYK
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Poker night tonight... You wish you fucked this hard
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Sometimes you gotta check on the homies...
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Looks like another day in CT history made... Congrats to the newer folks who can now say they were part of the @SECGov #BitcoinETF hack
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Heading out with child number 3 to get some drive time in... Y'all need anything?
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