Our country has been devastated by bushfires & we need your help! 🔥 So that's why we're proud to announce The Down-Under Donation Dildo! 🍆 A new toy where 100% of the profits will be donated directly to the relief efforts 🇦🇺 🐨
#BushFireCrisisAustralia
The wait is over!🌙 The legendary Moon Wand is back and more powerful than ever!💗 Don't miss out on your chance to own our most requested restock ever. Pre-Order from Jan 25 @ 6PM EST! Only 200 spots available✨
#vibrator
🚨 GIVEAWAY! This is your chance to win 1 of the Special Edition Vibe Sabers!
Instructions: 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Like, Comment & RT this post + our previous one.
📅 Winner chosen at random on August 19.
#Giveaway
⚠️Increase your chances by also entering on Instagram and our website.
GIVEAWAY 🎀 - To celebrate the return of our NEW Moon Wand Vibrator, we're giving one away!!! How to Enter: Follow us. Like and RT this tweet AND our previous tweet. Winner picked at random and announced Jan 25 @ 5pm EST 💗✨
🚨The time has come! Introducing the Vibe Saber! A silicone masterpiece fully equipped with color-changing LED AND vibrator! 🌟 Special Pre-Sale Edition, only 500 available. August 23 @ 6pm ET. Do or do not, there is no restock!
📣 ANNOUNCEMENT🌙🎀 Our first official LIMITED DROP of Moon Wands is happening on March 27th 6pm ET. Only 300 available! 🌙 Set a reminder and be ready! ⏰ Remember, our pre-orders SOLD OUT within 24 hours, so don't miss this chance to own a piece of magic! ✨
GIVEAWAY! To finish off the Vibe Saber presale event in style we're giving another one away! Many lifeforms still haven’t even discovered the Vibe Saber yet, we need to boost our signal so everyone has a chance to pre order before it’s too late. Instructions below 👇
🚀 How to
Treat yourself to our most magical of toys. ✨ The Moon Wand Vibrator is packed full of powerful vibrations and wrapped in a kawaii silicone aesthetic. 🌙 🎀
📢 Attention Pokémoan trainers!⚡️ Piky Plug has returned!⚡️Piky now features a T-bar design for ultimate comfort. We've also scaled things up with THREE sizes⚡️⚡️⚡️ VERY LIMITED STOCK! Who's ready for some shockingly good fun?
WOAH! We have now raised over $15,000 for the bushfire relief efforts!! 😍 We want to be able to donate as much as possible though, so keep it coming! Meanwhile we better get started shipping all of these gorgeous new hand-made toys! 😁📦
#AustraliaBurning
Change color with the click of a button! Comment below with your fav color ⚪️🔴🟢🔵🟣🟡. Inbuilt memory stores your selection so you can jump back in where you left off. Special Pre-Sale Edition includes pink 🌸, only 500 available. August 23 @ 6pm ET.
👽 Our Galaxy Dildo & Alien Tentacle Dildo are your passport to interstellar pleasure. 🛸 With suction cups for stability and harness compatibility for shared fun, let's take your play time to the final frontier. 🌌👽
SO LONG, & THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH... 🐬
It's with a heavy heart we announce that due to increased demand mixed with severe shipping & supply delays (thanks COVID), we have decided to close our virtual doors & freeze Geeky Sex Toys in carbonite for the foreseeable future 😢
👑🍑 New Product Drop! 🍑👑 Introducing the Princess Peachy Suction Stimulator! Enjoy the magic of a suction stimulator combined with the tantalising touch of a licking crown. 💖✨ Unleash your inner princess and experience a whole new level of play!
We love seeing that our toys have gone to happy homes, just like this shot of the beautiful
@Mhere_mer
with our Möan-lnir 💚 Own one of our products? Snap a pic and tag us in it for your chance to be featured on our social media! 📸
Finally found my fav DC Pride cover & my queer heart couldn’t be happier 🥰🌈 I’m loving all of the variant comic covers this
#PRIDE
Month, but ngl
@heyjenbartel
's version for the anthology issue is EVERYTHING 👏👏
🚨The time has come! Introducing the Vibe Saber! A silicone masterpiece fully equipped with color-changing LED AND vibrator! 🌟 Special Pre-Sale Edition, only 500 available. August 23 @ 6pm ET. Do or do not, there is no restock!
Unleash your inner green beast with the return of our fan favorite: The Incredible Dong! 💚 12" of glow-in-the-dark silicone to make your nights SMASHingly unforgettable. Very limited run so don't miss out!⌛️
Winter is here & so are our newest Game of Moans toys! ⚔️ Introducing Drodong & the Night Kink.🐉👑 🍆The Night Kink is a super limited run with only 350 ever available. Oh and it GLOWS IN THE FREAKING DARK!
#NightKing
#dragon
#drodong
#dildo
🌙✨ Surrender to our new Moonlight Bondage Kit! This is a luxurious bondage set adorned with undeniably cute bows & an anime inspired iridescent aesthetic. Start your BDSM journey off geeky style & step into the moonlight today! 🎀🤍 Gag also available!
Trick-or-treat!👻🎃We couldn’t wait any longer… Here is our latest Halloween creation!🎃The pumpkin dildo has girth, texture and spookiness, and we LOVE it!🧡Order now so it arrives before halloweeeeeeen.🕸️🎃🦇
#halloween
#pumpkin
#dildo
#pumpkindildo
Just one more...🎃👻 Priorities, right?! 🤷♂️ Make our Pumpkin Gag your final Halloween purchase of 2023 (or don’t - can one truly ever have enough spook?)
LIMITED DROP 🎃 October 5th, 6pm ET 🎃 Last week's 2023 Halloween drop vanished like a ghost, but fear not! We're brewing up another small batch of 100 gags for our final drop! 🎃 Snatch yours up before they vanish!
The Night Kink Dildo is back!❄️But this time as a
#DonationDildo
to help raise funds for disaster relief in Texas! Only available for the next 14 days with 100% of proceeds being donated to the organizations listed on our website.
Happy
#AnimeDay
, naughty nerds! ✨
You can probably guess our favourite series, but what's yours? 😁
Huge thanks to
@DarkOnyxx_x
for letting us share this amazing photo featuring our very own Magical Dildo Wand! 🌙
A long time ago, in a fantasy far far away.... STAR TOYS! Available now🛒! 🤓We've spent many many moons working on these products and are absolutely thrilled with the final results.😀 Go check em' out!
#handsolo
#darthvibrator
Exclusive 3D printed charging stand + pink color option with each Vibe Saber pre-order! Only 500 Available. August 23 @ 6pm ET 📅 DO or DO NOT, there is no restock…
Aquamoan! 🌊🦈🐠 Let the King of the Seven Seas swim into the deepest darkest depths of your downstairs today! 🐙🐬 Limited Edition -Only 500 will ever exist so get in quick or you'll miss out!
Hey naughty nerds! 👋 Can you believe we've now raised over $22,000?! 😍 We know you've all been curious about where exactly the money will be going & after much consideration we've decided to split it up across 4 groups! Check out all the info here: 🐨🇦🇺
The last six years have been absolutely amazing, but the best part was finding & creating our community of naughty nerds right here. Y'all know who you are & we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making our wacky ideas possible. We'll miss you 💚
- Grace, Emma & Josh
Change color with the click of a button! Comment below with your fav color ⚪️🔴🟢🔵🟣🟡. Inbuilt memory stores your selection so you can jump back in where you left off. Special Pre-Sale Edition includes pink 🌸, only 500 available. August 23 @ 6pm ET.
Only a few days left! 📅 Don't miss out on your chance to win a Vibe Saber! Bonus entry if you have Liked, Commented and Shared all of our Vibe Saber tweets.
🚨 GIVEAWAY! This is your chance to win 1 of the Special Edition Vibe Sabers!
Instructions: 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Like, Comment & RT this post + our previous one.
📅 Winner chosen at random on August 19.
#Giveaway
⚠️Increase your chances by also entering on Instagram and our website.
📣 OMG! Exciting news! 🎀🌙 Our much-awaited Moon Wand pre-orders are now finished and ready to ship! 📦🌙 Over the next few days we’ll be discreetly boxing them up and sending them out to everyone 🎉 Can't wait for you all to experience the magic! 🌟
A brief moment ago, in a galaxy not so far away, Vibe Sabers SOLD OUT!🎉🤯 Congrats to everyone who secured a Special Edition Pre Order. A big heartfelt thank you from the GST team 🙏!
We will not be accepting any more orders and those of you with current orders from us have been contacted. We have no idea when we will be back on this planet selling our wonderfully geeky sex toys, but if and when we return we’ll be back bigger and better than ever.
🎃 Sneak peek into the magical pumpkin patch where our Pumpkin Gags come to life! 🎃 Each one crafted with a sprinkle of spook and a whole lot of love! 🧡👻 Still a few left in our last drop of the year so don't miss out!
An army of our tantalising Tentacles are ready to ship! 🦑😍 Wondering why they all look a bit different? We hand-pour all of our silicone creations to order, which allows for each to have unique colour variations! ✨
This is my official request for a vibrator shaped like a Star Trek Phaser. I want it to have 8 constant speed settings, beginning with a mild phasers set to stun, to a rumbly knock my socks off phaser set to kill setting.
Thank you.
Hey naughty nerds! It's been less than 48 hours since the launch of our Down-Under Donation Dildo & we've been absolutely amazed at the response. We're extremely proud to announce that so far we've raised over $5,000 for the bushfire relief efforts! 🥰🇦🇺
October is finally upon us here in Australia... which means SPOOKY SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY ARRIVED!!!! 🎃🔪 Who's ready to make this year one we'll never forget?! 🙋♀️👻
🎉Congrats to our 3 Vibe Saber winners
@audfoxx
, baby.moonn_ and je****01
@gmail
.com. Thanks so much to everyone who participated, the response to our Vibe Saber has been truly incredible! We wish everyone luck during the pre-sale August 23 @ 6pm ET!
Introducing Mermaid, Dildo of the Deep 🧜♂️🧜 This truly magestical sea creature will leave you breathless. Plus, it features a removable suction cup base, making it Vac-U-Lock compatible, & 2 sizes! Oh, & did we mention it's on SALE this week only? 🐠💦
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Batt Pluuuug! 🦇 Our favourite crime fighting vigilante anal toy has had an upgrade, and is more prepared than ever before to keep the streets and your sheets safe! 😉🦹♂️
The legendary D20, its numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and foe alike. It holds the power to grant or take life. Now imagine such a powerful tool forged into a silicone ball gag... 😉 🎲
#BallGagWeek
#DnD
#dungeonsanddragons
#d20
📢 COMPETITION! 🎉 To celebrate the first official limited Moon Wand Vibrator drop, we’re giving away the chance to win a $500 gift voucher to our store!🤑 March 27 @ 6PM ET - Details for entry below.
#MoonWand
Good news, everyone! 👋 We're so proud to announce that we've now surpassed our initial donation goal of $10,000!! 😍 We want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who has contributed so far, we're so happy to be able to support our country in this way! 💚🇦🇺
Moon Wands have officially SOLD OUT! 🌙🎀AGAIN! ❤️ Congratulations to everyone who scored one from our first drop, thank you all so much for your support. The winner of the $500 gift card will be contacted later today 😍
We're giving away The Night Kink No.
#001
!! 😱 With only 350 ever being made, it'll be a short winter for our new glow-in-the-dark dildo. So head over to our Instagram now to enter & win the 1st one ever made, complete with a certificate of authenticity!