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They/Them | 38 | 💖 Bisexual and polyamorous nonbinary professor with a penchant for puns, cryptids, & RPGs. 💫 GM of The Glass Abyss. 🎲 NSFW @sultrygeek 🌶️

PA, United States
Joined June 2021
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
9 months
Heyo - I’m Chris! (they/them) 🩷💜💙 Just your friendly neighborhood non-binary bisexual with all the accessories: - a penchant for puns 💫 - a love of video games 🎮 - a passion for teaching 📚 - a taste for horror 💀 - an intrigue for cryptids 🦑 - a knack for kindness 💞
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moots, listen up
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@nypost
New York Post
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Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion
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12:01 a.m. on november 1st
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@GlobeEyeNews
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White House says no "genocide" happening in Gaza.
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4 months
LUCY’S DAD IN FALLOUT IS THE GUY WHO SHOT A KID ON SVU??
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2 years
can’t believe this made it into the final cut of Thor Love and Thunder:
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Dream Knives Out 3 casting announcement
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Dream Knives Out 3 casting announcements
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1 year
oh my god I just applied for the coolest job?!
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6 months
Name an animated movie that is NOT Disney that you love. Titan A.E. is incredibly underrated. 💖
@Rurouni_Aly
Rurouni Aly 🔜 Anime NYC
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Name an animated movie that is NOT Disney that you love. Both of these movies had me in a chokehold
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I blocked everyone I don’t want to have a little gay sword duel with, so lift your chin and pick up your blade.
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8 months
sorry not sorry 💖
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6 months
The Marvels is fantastic and some of the most genuine fun I’ve had with not just the MCU but with films in general in years. All other options about this movie are just wrong.
@RealAlexMouse
🐁Alex the Mouse🐁
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What’s your personal example of “This is great when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks”?
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2 years
@DnDSesame There was a lot at stake with this one.
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4 months
For the record, I wore out a VHS copy of Lynch’s Dune as a kid. 😅
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2 months
I GOT THE JOB
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
2 months
Thank you all for the well wishes and positive vibes for the instructional design interview! It went really well, & the hiring committee was very engaging during the two-hour session - a decision and an offer will be made by early next week at the latest, so here’s to hoping. 💖
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can I ratio project 2025 with this pic of me pole dancing as elmo?
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Project 2025
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Have you heard about Project 2025? There are a lot of lies going around... Get the truth here.
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2 years
Larry is the greatest Pokémon gym leader of all time.
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I just got the call that my uncle passed away, and I’m really not okay.
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4 months
it’s called yu yu hakusho
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@LazlosGhost
August Van Sant
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We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
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died 2004 born 2024 welcome back (marvel) jesus
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ has surpassed ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ to become the highest grossing R-rated film at the domestic box office. ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ held the record for 20 years.
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Sanctioning. the. International. Criminal. Court. Say you’re supporting genocide without saying you’re supporting genocide. What an absolute and terrifying fucking joke this country is.
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Quds News Network
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BREAKING| US congress passes landmark bill, aimed at sanctioning the International Criminal Court (ICC) for pursuing arrest warrants for Israeli officials.
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I’m just poking at the idea, but what if, just what if… I cosplay Halsin?
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2 months
A reminder that if you date me, you will be gifted a sword. That’s how I do polyarmory.
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4 months
gonna crack open a cold one with the boys
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8 months
A cosplayer implies the existence of sinplayers and tanplayers.
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2 months
If you date me, I will scoop you.
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Introducing my partners to Godzilla vs. Kong, and they’re both now all in. I stand by the opinion that the Monsterverse films just keep getting better, and we can’t wait to see The New Empire.
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As thrilled as I am with Trump’s guilty convictions, until I see actual consequences, this is just a performative act of justice and likely means nothing for the current horrendous state of this year’s election. I’m just so fucking ashamed and tired of this country.
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‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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CW: Cancer I just had a call with my aunt and learned that my uncle, who saved me from an awful living situation and my parents’ divorce when I was a child, was diagnosed with stage 4 liver cancer while receiving treatment for another major issue. I’m just so fucking tired.
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@poetickate
poetic kate
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the soot sprites working the coal mine in spirited away should unionize
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First day fit for this returning instructional designer. Let’s fucking go. 💜
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1 year
Me, constantly recommending Midsommar:
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
5 months
I’m not in a good place, friends. Today was too much. These past few months have been more than I realized. And I’m not quite sure where I’m at or what I need. Emotions is a lot.
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
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Oh, hey - I am *really* happy with how Percy is coming together. The last few pieces will be in this week. 💙
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3 months
me, flirting: *likes your tweets.*
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
9 months
Yesterday morning, the business owner for the leather shop sent everyone home after I calmly stood my ground about her treatment toward and disproportionate expectations of me and the others I work with. As of today, I officially no longer work there.
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I think this’ll do for a first Faire day fit. 💚
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I just found out from a very reliable source that I’m getting an interview for the job I really want (and need) next week, so here’s to hoping things are finally turning around. 💖
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Here’s to hoping this is the one.
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But also just a few positive vibes would go a long way. 💖
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5 months
Should I be in bed? Absolutely. But I cannot disturb the orange.
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MomoCon
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The Obojima: Tales from the Tall Grass event has been cancelled.
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my fit for the rest of summer
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4 months
My gift to them is sword of the best. 💖
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My partner’s 30th birthday is on Monday, and I’m coming in to celebrate like
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Just got a call from a recruiter I was working with last year for a 12-month contract LMS administrator job that pays 60k. The company opened a new position and had my resume on file, so the recruiter called to confirm my interest and I may have an interview in 48 hours. 🤞🏻
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the power of the sun in the palm of my hand
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balloons 💫
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2 years
Having just rewatched the 1993 Mario Bros. movie, I finally realized the Mushroom Kingdom doesn’t use fossil fuels because the dinosaurs still exist. … and the suits the Marios wore to the club may be callouts for the awful yellow and red color scheme of the shitty 80s PC Port:
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3 months
everyone say good morning to gabriel
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6 months
This Mothra-loving gay absolutely crushed it at brewery trivia tonight.
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2 months
It has come to this nonbinary gremlin’s attention that it’s Nonbinary Awareness Week, so now you’re aware. 💖💫
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My interview is in ten minutes. I really need this job.🤞🏻
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9 months
how I dress IRL tired gay professor 💖💫
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Please send all of the best vibes, if you have any to spare. 💖💫
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“acab,” I whisper as I watch Kamala go right for Trump’s fucking throat
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How do we fold this?
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But what if I did give into my goblin impulses in 2024 and really got back into cosplay?
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Nightcrawler will always be the BAMF.
@joelmill3rsgirl
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does anyone have a favorite x-men character who isn’t wolverine 😭
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It’s not much, but this is my little corner. 💖
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you should watch X-Men ‘97 for the plot the plot:
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"I only gamble with my life, never my money." I didn’t get around to seeing The Mummy’s re-release in theaters, so here’s a little Rick O’Connell to make up for it.
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All right - this has to be the one.
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Here’s to hoping this is the one.
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i tried the grimace shake
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
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Happy #PrideMonth from your friendly neighborhood non-binary bisexual polyamorous professor. 🩷💜💙 Be gay. 💫 Be loud. 💖 Be you. 💕
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My interview for the instructional design position is tomorrow, and I’m trying my absolute best to not be an anxious mess about it. Getting this job really would be life-changing at this point - and it would provide the stability I’ve been missing for almost two years.
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All right - this has to be the one.
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2 years
Fear not, for today is the day.
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2 years
I have achieved my final form.
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7 months
24 vs now 💫 Dropping gender made me hotter 💖
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@aberloony
aberloony 🍉🇵🇸 DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS
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24 vs now! Absolutely two completely different people 😅
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Since I’m scheduling mine, this is a reminder that vasectomies are hot. 💖
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Chris 🇵🇸🍉
3 years
you have been visited by the holiday blep retweet to give her love
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Purple looks good on us. 💜
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6 months
i’m going to look so fucking mathematical in these
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I really need to get back into leatherwork - I’m still really proud of these cuffs. 💚
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oh my god JD Vance got to my bread
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ahhhHHHH
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the pfp the user
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@radiojelly
🎀 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾♡𝒿𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 🎀
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the pfp the user
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For the next 7 days, nothing matters and everything is okay.
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Do not support this vendor. I was let go over Discord the day after I stood up to owner for months of not paying her “contractors” (she refused to label us as employees) on time, having unsafe working conditions, and unattainable expectations. And now you post this? Fuck you.
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Thinking about bringing this look back. Just because. 🖤
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☆ ☆ Put this on your profile and whoever feels happy to be your mutual will comment why. ☆ ☆
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if you find me attractive, just know this is what you’re getting
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me getting ready for the Wind Waker and Twilight Princess ports
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@NintendoAmerica
Nintendo of America
2 months
Join us for a #NintendoDirect livestream focused on #NintendoSwitch games coming in the second half of 2024! There will be no mention of the Nintendo Switch successor during this presentation. 📅 June 18 🕓 7:00 AM PT ⏳ Roughly 40 minutes Watch it here:
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i want to kill MY P U S S Y myself I N B I O
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and when I wanted to play a video game I had to change the TV to channel 3 and make sure the adapter was screwed in
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The Gays Go to Universal 💖💫
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Bucky has spent most of the day following me around the house and he’s booped my face twice now and 😭🥹
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2 months
Okay so who’s joining my table for a Castlevania-inspired one shot?
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I have arisen.
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ONE DOLLAR this is absolutely coming home with me
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1 year
Starting April 15th, only accounts who have placed a hand into the box will be eligible to be in For You recommendations.
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i did it
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4 months
Okay yeah especially after trying to finish yard work like this today, I think tonight will be for Chinese, a bottle of wine, and Lisa Frankenstein.
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I got to help my spouse set up for an oddities show with all of her amazing art, AND I got to help a friend move out of her classroom for the summer (everyone say hello to Irwin!) - so it’s a pretty good Saturday. 💖
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I just applied to 20 instructional design openings all over the country, and I’m still filling out forms - a little praise and encouragement, please? 🥺 💖
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My job is just pets.
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At 38, I’m just getting hotter and more slutty - and realizing I still don’t have nearly enough swords.
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