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Sports writer | @BBCSport and @BylineTimes contributor | 24/7 twerp | Woke | 📧 gary @myfootballwriter .com | #NCFC | #GTTO

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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
What a football club this is How many sporting directors are phoning 85-year-old ST holders at half 9 on a Good Friday morning Dad was struggling... can't even begin to describe the lift this has given him Thank you @NorwichCityFC
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
I’d rather keep Farke and get relegated...
@the_irishguy
The Irish Guy
5 years
If Norwich replace Daniel Farke with Tony Pulis this month, they will stay up.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
On BBC Sport website...
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@Gary_Gowers
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3 years
Outstanding piece by @jonlis1 in the @BylineTimes . A must read. "Boris Johnson wants us to believe nothing else could have been done. No British Prime Minister has told a greater lie."
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@Gary_Gowers
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3 years
NEW - A sad but victorious end for a humble man who took us on one of the great journeys ✍️ #ncfc
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Wolves fans took defeat well yesterday 😆 A comment on MFW...
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@Gary_Gowers
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1 year
Excellent piece on @BylineTimes by @AdamBienkov on Lineker-gate. Gary Lineker, Andrew Neil and the BBC’s Real Impartiality Crisis – Byline Times
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
FAO Premier League recruitment teams: Cantwell - Big Time Charlie. Flicky and farty. Just one goal this season. ONE! Buendia - Short fuse. Walking red card, Complete hot-head. Total liability Aarons - Short arse. Vulnerable at back stick. Never slings a cross in You're welcome
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Outstanding piece by @jonlis1 for the @BylineTimes "This is a profoundly dangerous moment for our democracy; one which goes far beyond one grubby narcissist"
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
So, that #MarkFran çois bloke (sweaty, not-very-clever, deputy chair of the ERG), hates seeing #MarkFran çois trending. So, whatever we do, don't accidentally end a tweet #MarkFran çois, because he'd hate that
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
9 months
Just an average Championship side… nothing more. Win a few… lose a few. Raise our hopes… crush them a few days later. The cycle continues. Bang average.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
@IanDunt Is probably the best description of Johnson I've seen... A glorified after-dinner speaker
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
To those heading to Selhurst Park... I absolutely bloody salute you Heroes all 🟡🟢
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@Gary_Gowers
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4 years
Can we all agree now that Lukas Rupp is a good footballer?
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
How shit was that time between 16:50 and 19:10... but now.... 🍾🍾
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
7 years
Have to say, @ColinMurray has turned 'Football On 5' into a proper programme. Professional, passionate, information
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Obviously I'm biased, but this is brilliant stuff from the @BylineTimes
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@Gary_Gowers
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3 years
How good was Sorensen tonight...
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Not seen anyone so out of their depth since Alex Neil played Steven Whittaker in centre-mid
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
"Now is the time for everyone to stop all non-essential contact with others and to stop all unnecessary travel. We need people to start working from home." says Boris Johnson. Get the latest on #coronavirus here:
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@Gary_Gowers
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Lots of blubbing. C’mon people... we lost a game... were a bit unlucky, but defended like Ipswich on the day. We’re still 2nd... Leeds lost... and it’s impossible to be cross with this bunch
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Every blow delivered by @mrjamesob is flush on the buffoon's chin. Perfect. Bravo, Sir.
@LBC
LBC
2 years
This is James O'Brien's utterly savage and epic takedown of 'monstrous bullying coward' Boris Johnson on his last day as PM. LBC listeners are branding it James' most exceptional monologue yet! @mrjamesob
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@Gary_Gowers
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2 years
To achieve this level of #ncfc negativity off the back of a win and four wins on the spin is quite the achievement. Good work people 😊
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Pretty sad to think Todd Cantwell felt the need to send out a message like he has tonight
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@Gary_Gowers
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1 year
Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened. Kiitos, Teemu. 🇫🇮🐐
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@Gary_Gowers
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3 years
Haven't the slightest inkling who the next #ncfc manager will be, but I do know I'd like it be someone who's glad to be here and doesn't feel like it's him doing us a favour
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
NEW - A dark Carrow Road day - from PR disasters off the field to yet more howlers on it
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
I challenge any City fan to watch this and *not* get goosebumps. Proper “Jackson” moment
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
Massive respect to #nffc fans for the lack of Twitter saltiness tonight... we’re simply not used to this
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Klinsmann’s class isn’t he
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
And breathe... fucking hell. Football eh? Heroes to a man 💚💛
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@Gary_Gowers
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4 years
With zero fans, I think we lose that The 2000, I salute you 🟡🟢
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Couldn’t be happier that England won but f**k me, hasn’t it brought out the racists and xenophobes No wonder we’re universally loathed
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Can we take Lee Hendrie with us to the Premier League?
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Norwich City you heartbreaking bastards. I love you but my god you make it difficult at times
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
Approximately how many times have you watched Onel’s equaliser? I’m estimating 40ish
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Fair play to Alex Crook (who I’ve genuinely never heard of) He’s managed to galvanise #ncfc fans when it’d all started to kick off
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
That was about as Norwich as you can get ... heroes to zeroes in seven days But wouldn't have it any other way Love those infuriating bastards
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
@SpillerOfTea Is hardly the first time different rules apply in Westminster compared to the rest of the country
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Relegation's been nailed on for three weeks That's not what folk are angry about (I don't think) It's how gut-less and insipid they've been since the restart that really rankles
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Farewell Big Man… go well We’ll never ever forget this
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@Gary_Gowers
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4 years
@ZigmanSara I think this means you don't know what indigenous means
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Sad about Stiepi but sounds like the right decision on a human level Good player, unorthodox, bit frustrating at times but, above all, a thoroughly decent bloke Go well fella
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Carragher has (quietly rightly) slaughtered us all evening but it was his “like watching Southampton first team vs Norwich Under 23s” barb that resonated the most He was right
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@Gary_Gowers
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8 months
🟢🟡 Go Now...
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@Gary_Gowers
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2 years
Farke to Borussia Monchengladbach has such a nicer ring to it than Farke to Blackburn Rovers. Wasn't looking forward to his Carrow Road return.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
It’s probably cos I’m grumpy… but Matterface is unlistenable
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@Gary_Gowers
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2 years
NEW - It's time for change at the very top. Norwich City Football Club deserves better than this #ncfc
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
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Spent most of yesterday in the hands of the NHS after Dad suffered what transpires was a mini-stroke, and literally can't speak highly enough of the staff at @JamesPagetNHS . The system is clearly broken, so too the staff but they soldier on in the bleakest of circumstances. 1/
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
7 months
This #ITFC / #NCFC toing and froing is soooo tiring. So… You have a better team than us. You have a better organisation than us. You have won more major trophies than us. You should have won on Saturday but didn’t. You haven’t beaten us in 13 games.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
“We can still catch Norwich” Ivan Toney. Sky Sports. March 12, 2021.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Ben Pearson... Jonathan Woodgate... Asmir Begovic Unlucky lads 😂😂😂
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Sounds like the good folk Kyiv are fighting like hell In total awe of them 🇺🇦
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Lowestoft... for once I’m proud ✊🏻
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
Gentle reminder: Farke picks the team he thinks is the best from the options available. Not to deliberately piss anyone off
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Badge of honour? 🤣
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Fine piece by @JamesMelville We have the worst leaders at exactly the worst time
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Troy Deeney is to Liverpool fans, what Stuart Webber is to Leeds fans To the rest of us, they're two voices of reason
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
8 years
To those good folk who helped my dad after his his fall at Carrow Rd this afternoon... Thankyou from the bottom of my heart #ncfc
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
NEW - Another day, another disaster. Does anyone out there think this model is compatible with the Prem? ▶️ #NCFC
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 months
Good old River End. 5-0 up and cruising. Moaning like hell. Never change.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
7 months
🟩🟨 Taxi for Wagner. And it's more than 20% saying it, Delia. Sorry... nor many laughs. Read here 👇
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@Gary_Gowers
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6 years
The debate on the merits (or otherwise) of Leitner baffles me. Oozed quality and then had an unfortunate injury. Would have him back in a heartbeat. Here’s hoping...
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@Gary_Gowers
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4 years
As pointless as this table is, I really like it...
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@Gary_Gowers
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5 years
Already fed up of hearing that ‘Boris is box office’. Who cares... I’d prefer my PM not to be a liar, a cheat, a racist, a chancer and thick
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
🗨️ NEW As a River End pal put it... 'no one saw this coming' The Carra rocks to the sound of promotion on a special night of nights....
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Anyone else still getting a warm glow of pride from watching this?
@SoccerAM
Soccer AM
5 years
Top of the league and playing football like this. Brilliant football by Norwich City 👏👏
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
... I’ve kept my powder dry since, even during a decade of City dominance, knowing my day would. He knows who is, and my answer to his stupid question is “no, I’m not sat crying in the corner; I’m too busy laughing... so fuck you... and enjoy League One”
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Don't begrudge Leeds their promotion one bit - took them long enough, but well deserved But already hacked off at national journos salivating over a "proper football club" being back in PL, inferring that some in the PL are not (and probably meaning us)
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Not suggesting Dean Smith needs to go on a charm offensive to win over the doubters (because nothing's winning them over), but a bit more of this wouldn't go amiss...
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
2 years
Someone's not been paying attention.. Norwich City handed blow as Premier League interest revealed over 20-year-old -
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
8 months
Rest well, Martin. Thanks for everything ol' friend
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
NEW - Only City can stop City from returning to that place that none of us particularly like READ HERE ➡️ #NCFC
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2 years
You must *really* want Dean Smith out to blame him for us not winning today. Not sure what more he could have done today. Was just one of those...
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
NEW... If the Premier League really wants to take its ball home to stop City playing - let it
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
1 year
⬛️⬛️ 'Good riddance 2022-23' In almost every other club in the country, questions would be asked of Wagner’s suitability. In almost every other club in the country, Webber would be thanked for the good things but then politely shown the door. ⌨️ #NCFC
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@Gary_Gowers
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2 years
They’re right about Carrow Road being tepid - so far so good - but has it not occurred to them its directly related to the shite that’s been dished up? Saturday was always going to be interesting but now…
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Okay... am officially struggling with this now Just a crumb of good news would've been be something Well done to all of you who have mocked and ignored the rules over the last month Bastards
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
NEW - A good club, run by good, decent people, who just happen to be champions again! READ HERE 👉 #ncfc
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
7 years
7 points from 9 3 clean sheets Rivers insulting the whole of Yorkshire 👌
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
So... get this right: Lambert’s tantrum was the fault of the police, the City bench, the stewards, our players, and he was merely reacting to the provocation. Yeah? Righto 👌🏻
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
✍️N E W Thirteen heroes in yellow... backed by 25,000 more in a rocking Carrow Road #NCFC Please share
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
3 years
So, just out of curiosity, which set of entitled Premier League fans do we expect Stuart Webber to piss off first in his game of transfer window hardball? I'm going with Tottenham
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
@OwenJones84 They hate us...
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
Update: Mum has *just* received notification of her first jab. This Saturday. Has given her a lift. The best birthday present
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Gary Gowers
2 years
With a half glass full, I’d say Tomkinson had a composed debut and it was good to see McCallum back. That’s it… that’s all I’ve got.
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Luckily, we don't really care what you think
@BroadcastMoose
Ian Abrahams (Moose)
5 years
Somewhat of a snub for promoted Norwich, despite meeting Turnbull & with the lure of Premier league football, he rejected them for Celtic.. The Canaries clearly still need beefing up with quality wide players by my reckoning
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
4 years
And now it’s apparently wrong to feel angry because City are shit and have just been relegated If someone could confirm how I’m supposed to be feeling, I’ll try my best to conform Cheers
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
So @Official_ITFC are giving away free match tickets to school children. What do they give them if they’re good?
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
5 years
Rant alert* Twitter is supposed to be light-hearted and fun isn't it? Yet even within the #NCFC community some people are having to delete their accounts, have a break, or are struggling because of the actions and words of others This can't be right
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
Does it *have* to be Villa on Sky every week? Imagine Sky’s undiluted excitement when it’s Villa v Derby 🙈
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@Gary_Gowers
Gary Gowers
6 years
NEW: In memory of Michelle Dack, and with special mentions to Ethan Thomas and Chloe Smithson... #NCFC #NCFCfamily
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