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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

1 month

Angel Hernandez's umpire scorecard.

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Justin Fields pass chart looks like a pitcher who’s about to be sent down to the minors

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8 years

Fernandez was a delight on the field. This was one of my favorite moments from a couple years back:

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Jason Bay, but 15 years later.

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Welcome to The Show, @jdelay5 !

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3 years

Fuck, Jose Bautista was awesome.

Lewis

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Day 18 goes to Jose Bautista being Jose Bautista. #BlueJays

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@GarionThorne

7 years

Shove it, Mandela.

ABC News Politics

@ABCPolitics

7 years

Pres. Trump at U.S. Coast Guard commencement: "No politician in history...has been treated worse or more unfairly."

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3 years

Looks like he wants to kill some toons.

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3 years

How would you describe Tom Brady’s Kentucky Derby look?

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@GarionThorne

1 year

Few players performed better on pure spite than Jose Bautista.

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@GarionThorne

5 years

Clayton Richard was released today. On his birthday.

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@GarionThorne

1 year

Closed on our first real home today. Two blocks from the Dome, obviously.

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@GarionThorne

4 years

Rougned Odor looks like he's cosplaying as Brett Gardner.

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@GarionThorne

2 years

Jon Bois

@jon_bois

2 years

i’d encourage every sports fan to develop at least one very strange opinion that has like a 2% chance of being correct. mine is that allen iverson could have been a top-10 nfl quarterback because of how good he was in high school. i’ve gotten years of fun out of that one

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Reminder that the first three "Community" Christmas specials are unmatched sitcom excellence.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Sports Media is still fun, I think.

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@GarionThorne

5 years

I apologize in advance, @timanderson87 .

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@GarionThorne

2 years

[taps sign]

Kevin Clark

@bykevinclark

5 years

The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

So, fun piece of news, I write for @DraftKings now and, Baseball Gods willing, will continue to all season long. Here's my early look at Opening Day's afternoon slate:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

:rotating_light: GIVEAWAY :rotating_light: Take your shot at a FREE entry into this week's (1/9) DraftKings NFL Millionaire! To Enter: 1. Follow me on Twitter 2. RT this post 3. Reply with your DraftKings username Contest ends 3:00pm ET Thursday. T&C:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

Considering how little TV might be produced in 2020, this should probably win an Emmy.

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

4 years

Week 3 Spread Picks w/ @timanderson87 & @gfienberg17 Vid Apple Spotify Stitcher Google Betting Tools

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 months

Some personal news: After 6.5 years of basically working full-time at DraftKings, I now truly work full-time at DraftKings as a Senior Content Associate. The only downside is I'm contractually obligated to cheer for the Celtics in Game 5. ...but the benefits!

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

@timanderson87 Only cause Zoomer Zach's passes are caught by defenders.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

9 years

. @Klow7 That USC math again.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

8 years

Brock Osweiler now has more Red Zone catches in November than DeAndre Hopkins.

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@GarionThorne

1 year

Céspedes Family BBQ

@CespedesBBQ

1 year

Rooting for an Elías Díaz/Michael Lorenzen showdown tonight

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

@redrock_bball The answer is somehow Chris Boucher for both questions.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

We might have different definitions of the word notable, Twitter.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

@RockySanchez44 @NijaanthT @Timbitt_04 Its exactly how the explorers did it.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Rangers fans gratuitously boo Jose Bautista, their "ALDS Participant" banners blowing faintly in the Texas breeze...

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

I got your next coupon, @timanderson87 .

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Would like to thank @jon_bois for reminding me the Raptors somehow lost twice to the 2011-12 Bobcats.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Must be close to New Year's, cause a Notre Dame QB is shitting the bed on National TV.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

So... Jacksonville finds James Robinson for nothing and they celebrate that luck by drafting an RB in the first-round?

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

You are the human equivalent of getting a box of raisins on Halloween.

Tim Anderson

@timanderson87

7 years

Halloween Candy ranks: Candy Corn Candy 🎃 Peeps Molasses kiss Cookies n Creme Raisins Reeses Kit Kat Mars/Milky Way Whoppers DFL: sweettarts

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Me, enjoying how great this game has been.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

I'm two days late to this, but @timanderson87 mocked me on the Christmas Cust Corner when I said my Jays World Series coke cans had leaked and stuck to my bookshelf. Karma.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

IMPORTANT DISTINCTION: Joe Judge vs. Judge Joe

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Mission accomplished:

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@GarionThorne

3 years

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

3 years

3rd down!

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

Airport bar is showing last night's Leafs game instead of the Tourney. Sometimes, this country blows.

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@GarionThorne

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Coming on @ThePME 's Sunday recap show next season wearing this when the Dolphins win.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

8 years

Myles Jack and Jaylon Smith should each contribute a knee and be the greatest LB of all-time.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance...

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 months

RIP Howie. Loved watching Stump The Schwab as a kid. Was one of my first real "wait, that's a job?" experiences with Sports Media.

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@franfraschilla

6 months

So sad to hear of Howie Schwab’s passing this morning. I talked to him twice this past week & knew he was struggling physically. As kind a soul as you will ever meet. And, a ESPN Hall of Famer. RIP “Stump The Schwab”

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

9 years

For the amount of shifty defenses Peyton singlehandedly led to the playoffs - he deserves this.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

"I hope they make the playoffs, cause who wouldn't want to bet against Tua?" "I'm seething just thinking about [the Dolphins making the playoffs]." These @timanderson87 quotes came within 90 seconds of each other.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

. @timanderson87 ?

Steven Ruiz

@theStevenRuiz

3 years

how many yards could you get as the running back here

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

9 months

Toronto's only had a team for like five decades. Takes time to learn the game's nuances.

Gate 14 Podcast

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Did a fukin child come up with this question? @FoulTerritoryTV what even is this

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

@ThePME Tim's burners are starting to get a little too extreme for my taste.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

We all have jobs. Mine has me calling a pair of Madden simulations this evening. All day, I haven't been able to shake how silly that feels. So, I'll be donating my freelance rate to . It's a small gesture. But it's something.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

OHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Phillies' outfield defense:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Every year I vote for the Custy Awards and every year I realize @timanderson87 is so insane I've forgotten half of the ridiculous things he's said. Vote now:

2021 Custy Awards Ballot

Here is the 2021 Custy Awards Ballot. Please fill out your email and the below questions and your response will be tabulated.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

Sam Darnold's just gonna start kissing random people trying to get mono again.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Just finished filming. We're all on Mel Brooks watch for the next couple weeks.

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

2 years

It’s happening

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@GarionThorne

3 years

Just finished Season 4 of The Wire. I'm about 15 years late, but that's the pinnacle of TV, right?

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

"I almost spilled my tea in rage" might be the most #TimTooRich statement of all time.

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

4 years

If you’re wondering where Tua is living, it’s in Cust’s head. Poor guy is SHOOK

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

When Diddy buys the Panthers it's gonna be annoying when he changes their team name every three years.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

I keep thinking Adam Thielen's gloves are penalty flags. Stay tuned for more in depth analysis.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. ...baseball.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

8 years

Where does Le'Veon Bell's possible suspension leave his fantasy value? @BESTofMATT and I discuss on "The Rotation":

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

@ThePME [managers barricading the windows] Cust: Have you noticed a spike in Sprite Zero sales due to how similar it looks to original Sprite?

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

8 years

I love Jose Bautista. I love Statcast shitting on Jose Bautista. I love baseball.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

The only person with a better xwOBA against RHPs than Moncada since June 1st is Mike Trout. That seems important.

DraftKings Network

@DKNetwork

5 years

MLB TARGETS: Returning off the IL with a home run, Yoan Moncada has a great chance at exceeding salary-based expectations tonight. More from @GarionThorne for each position here:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

Good idea from Dudley considering Simmons has never hit anything farther than 11 feet away.

Brian Mahoney

@briancmahoney

6 years

Dudley and Simmons are jawing at each other from 35 feet away.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

8 years

Thrilled to be joined by @jonahkeri on the 1st episode of The Rotation. We talk hitting approach with Nolan Arenado:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

MVP Baseball 2005.

DraftKings Sportsbook

@DKSportsbook

5 years

the best sports video game of all-time is _____________?

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Hot Take: I think the Raptors have earned not giving a shit about the play-in tournament. If you're franchise gets to a place where it doesn't need a one-game posterity boost, celebrate it.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

DeAndre Hopkins is the saddest $9,200 player on DraftKings...

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

I'm not the first to make this point, but the Yankees' stance on vaccinations being lighter than their stance on beards is objectively hilarious.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Hate myself for this, but...

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

Jack Armstrong will never run out of material.

alex

@steven_lebron

4 years

holy shit the arena in louisville is called the kfc yum! center the raptors are gonna be playing inside a $10 mighty bucket

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Let's all collectively hope for the funniest Jets/Pats game possible.

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

2 years

TONIGHT!!!!! Come hang with me, @timanderson87 & @GarionThorne before SNF starts. Is Mr. Freeze a chronic litterer?

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Well, that sorta wraps up the 2021 MLB betting season for me. Article plays: 44-26-1 Mid-season futures: 1-2 NL Wild Card Game: 2-1 Ohtani 33/1 AL MVP ✅ Ray 60/1 AL Cy Young ✅ April, you can't come soon enough.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

9 months

Honestly, running on that third and goal was more egregious than either fourth down decision.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

When @gfienberg17 and @timanderson87 can't stop fighting over who hates Tua more.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

I was obsessed every fifth day. I tried pitching out of the over-head windup. I wore 32 in high school. I was every Jays fan. RIP, Roy.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Me in two hours: "I missed football so much." Me in two hours and 18 minutes: "Fuck the Patriots. What's the point?"

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

KD should guest-host the Pat Mayo Experience.

Kevin Durant

@KDTrey5

3 years

It’s all fun and games until ya ass banned for life.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

If the Dolphins hire this man, I will lose 40 pounds so we look like twins. I swear it.

Pat Mayo

@ThePME

3 years

When the Dolphins try to hire him. But end up with @GarionThorne by accident

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

@timanderson87 Dude. Don't do this.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

"Garion's a great guy." - @timanderson87

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

As always, @CjSaftic is a wizard. Should've laid more than a fiver.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

@timanderson87 Thank you for this.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

Who's gonna tell this guy about @timanderson87 's one and done pick?

DraftKings Sportsbook

@DKSportsbook

4 years

BIG-ASS BET ALERT A bettor just wagered $10,000 on Daniel Berger to win the Honda Classic this weekend. Potential Payout: $115,000

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@GarionThorne

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Cole Beasley watching this Rodgers interview:

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

1 year

Which means TBS has been showing it four times a week for 23.5 years.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

24 years ago today, ‘THE MUMMY’ was released in theaters.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

3 years

Big day for Scarborough. Andre De Grasse wins gold and I've got an article on the homepage of . Just two kings of East Toronto.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

You talk about football ascetics like someone critiquing craft beer, you Millennial.

Tim Anderson

@timanderson87

5 years

It's the little things. The red shadow on the numbers. The red end zones. The sun, the uniforms, everything. It's perfect.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

@timanderson87 MVP Baseball 2005 is the GOAT baseball video game and I will not debate this.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

I mean... Even God managed his load on Sundays.

(((Eric Koreen)))

@ekoreen

6 years

Raptors are managing Kawhi Leonard’s load again, and he’ll sit vs. Magic.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

7 years

Bryce Petty looks overwhelmed and startled by a camera. I'm sure he'll do great this Sunday.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

UPDATE: I'm on an eight tallboy pace. Very nervous. Still hate Marcus Smart.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Watchin' the D.B. Cooper doc on Netflix. Pretty clearly, he's @ThePME .

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

The Chargers have a really good kicker all of a sudden and I can only assume @gfienberg17 's soul was part of the transaction that got him here.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

4 years

Ol' #TimTooRich can afford multiple living rooms. Sorry my one room apartment is below you, pal.

Tim Anderson

@timanderson87

4 years

People have both living rooms and family rooms, right? They aren’t the same thing. Neither is a parlour.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

5 years

This was three years ago. It's amazing people still wonder how I lost my show.

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

6 years

6.5 years later, I've paid off my student loan. All worth it to go to a school that's sounds as fictitious as "The College of Sports Media".

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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

2 years

Julio Rodriguez.

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